Chapter 71 If you want to learn to pick up a girl, learn to talk first
Every time at the beginning of the lanterns, the hustle and bustle of the city will show another slightly quiet, warm and beautiful scenery, even if you can no longer see the style of the willow tops on the moon, but there is no lack of temptation of red wine and green, and there is no lack of red men and green women wandering in ** and fascination, just like here, Sally Western Restaurant, from the street you can see the men and women sitting in the splendid restaurant smiling in the opposite gaze, sipping slowly in the swaying cup, is tasting the fine wine? Or savor the ambiguity in each other's eyes?
It is not clear to the onlookers, and the authorities may not be able to tell why they are confused.
On the street opposite the restaurant, in a parked business car, two figures disappeared behind the window with reflective film, and looked at the restaurant for a long time, but they were not attracted by the men and women in the restaurant, but looked at a long-haired woman leaning against the window of the hall............ Why haven't you come yet? β¦β¦ Oh, got it, we're waiting for you to ......"
One pulled out the phone and said, buttoned the phone and signaled to the other:
"Brother Liang said let's not move, this girl is very slippery, don't be scared and go away, it's troublesome to look for it."
The other, nodding, the two continued to stare at the dining room, at the woman.
β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦ Entering the hall along the arched glass foyer, the bright floor, the columns are decorated with a circle of flickering lights, beige chairs, dark black dining room, white cloths, silver tableware, all full of exotic elements, echoing the sound of soft music around you, the soft sound of knives and forks, and the whispering of men and women, all enjoy comfort and comfort in this luxurious and elegant environment.
This seems to be called life.
Shuai Lang cut a steak with a slightly clumsy technique, and when he chewed it carefully, he raised his eyes to look at the diners around him and looked at Sheng Xiaoshan opposite, at this time, I am afraid that this scene will make him feel a lot, a while ago, he was wandering in the fake place in Fengquan Village, witnessing the garbage dump and smelling the stench, but today he is sitting in such a splendid place to dine with the beauty, compared with the two, he is a little suspicious that he does not seem to be in reality.
"Pretty fast learner......"
Sheng Xiaoshan looked at Shuai Lang's movements, pinched the feet of the cup with her fingers, and did not hold the belly of the cup like she had just entered the door to grab tomatoes, and praised it with a smile, and praised Shuai Lang with a gentlemanly smile. On the other hand, Sheng Xiaoshan was much more skilled, and asked Shuai Lang leisurely while sipping lightly: "Shuai Lang, what is the relationship between you and Mr. Gu?" β
The sudden question made Shuai Lang slightly surprised, and said softly: "It doesn't matter, right?" What's wrong? β
"It's nothing, it's just a little strange, he went to such great lengths to turn you into a gentleman, I thought you were related by blood." Sheng Xiaoshan said, with a look of disbelief.
"That's so easy to change." Shuai Lang said calmly.
"Really? In fact, you are already changing. β
"Is there one?"
"Of course there is, you look at yourself, the image has changed, it is no longer sloppy; The action has changed, and it is no longer a reckless bull; Speech changed...... At the very least, I didn't hear you say foul language this afternoon, did you? Mr. Gu said that your mouth is full of foul language, as if I didn't hear it. β
Sheng Xiaoshan reminded her, yo drink, Shuai Lang's eyes lit up, and she was shocked...... That's right, it seems that I didn't bring a handle to talk all afternoon, and I seem to have forgotten the words of his mother and uncle that I usually hang on my lips today, and I was surprised that I really felt that my moral level had instantly improved by a notch, and his face was full of joy, and he was very surprised by this change, Sheng Xiaoshan explained with a smile: "...... That, this is change, the environment can create people, and the environment can also change people, whether you are in the environment of Fengyi Xuan where there are beautiful women or in this elegant restaurant, everyone is very elegant, so you will become elegant...... Are you embarrassed to take out a cigarette and smoke? β
"Huh...... Well. Shuai Lang nodded, acquiesced, and was happy.
smiled, smiled very pleasantly, probably feeling good, Sheng Xiaoshan looked at the face after the change of Shuai Lang's image, the trimmed eyebrows were very shapely, and the eyebrow bone contour appeared, and the whole face also felt stylish, and the face was covered with a layer of foundation, and the dark complexion looked smooth and healthy; Coupled with the plate inch hair, how to say that this artificial is not in vain, I finally trimmed this public face like a handsome guy, if there are beauties who like healthy skin tones and outdoor sports, then Shuai Lang may be able to fill up as a male companion...... Thinking of this and recalling Shuai Lang's ideal of "whoever sees him says that he is handsome, and the girl loves him when he sees a girl", Sheng Xiaoshan couldn't help but purse her lips and chuckle.
A smile stunned Shuai Lang: "What are you laughing at?" β
"It's nothing, you can start the evening class, Shuailang, have you talked to a beautiful woman before?" Sheng Xiaoshan said, emphasizing: "Strange beauty, very outstanding beauty." β
"Well...... Yes! β
"I don't believe it."
"Why don't you believe it?"
"Just your old image? It's hard to believe. β
"I really have, and it's very gentlemanly to block our school flower at the entrance of the self-study, and I said directly, hey, Xinlei, call my brother, and Zhou said to ......make an appointment with you."
"You're miserable, she rejected you?"
"No, she didn't refuse...... He gave me a QQ number, and I went up and she was often not online, hehe......"
"Hehe............"
A few jokes, Shuai Lang said it easily, Sheng Xiaoshan also chuckled, wondering how the evening began, thinking about it, Zhengse asked Shuai Lang: "How do you know about accosting?" β
"Why don't you just hook up with a girl?" Shuai Lang said softly.
"Did you think about it like this........." Sheng Xiaoshan didn't refute, leaned forward, with a very solemn face, Shuai Lang couldn't help but listen with his ears pricked up, and saw that Sheng Xiaoshan was very imposing, but he lowered his voice and said in a gentleman's tone: "What I want, others can't care, and I'm not ashamed, when a woman avoids my eyes, I have to stare harder at her breasts, I don't care what women think of me...... Why do women wear tight-fitting, surname-sensitive, and naked clothes, isn't that just for me to see? I can watch wherever I want, and if I don't like it, I can get out...... I'm a real man, and it's natural to look at a beautiful woman like that, and it's an insult to a beautiful woman not to look that way......"
A few twists and turns are called ups and downs, all of them are in Shuai Lang's heart, a few words of arrogance can be heard by Shuai Lang's beast blood boiling, but I didn't expect this temperament mm to be related to his heart, listen, looking at Sheng Xiaoshan's very resolute face, Shuai Lang gave a thumbs up and nodded emphatically: "Yes...... That's it, that's so well said......"
"Tsk, I knew you would think like that, right? Men who think this way are garbage in the eyes of women. β
Sheng Xiaoshan turned around and sat down, reprimanded, like cold water on the head, splashed handsome and dumbfounded, looking at the angry Sheng designer, a little stunned, and said suspiciously: "Nothing wrong?" I've always thought like this, my buddies are like this, there's nothing wrong with that, right? β
"If you're wrong, you don't know what's wrong, that's why you point to your back, you are the primitive thinking of this man...... Think about it from your perspective, a man's wealth is equivalent to a woman's chest, if a woman thinks like this......" Sheng Xiaoshan adjusted her emotions, came to an orchid finger, and then whispered to Shuai Lang with a deprecating demeanor: "When a man asks me not to stare at his money, I want to stare at it, I don't care what a man thinks of me, I like to look at his money, his mansion, and his Ferrari, I can look at wherever I want, if he doesn't like it, get out, there are so many rich men in the world...... Well? How, how would you feel if you met this kind of woman? Isn't it rubbish, that's exactly what you think as a man. β
"Oh...... Some things can't be too naked. Shuai Lang nodded and said sincerely.
"That's right, men don't think they're fools, so why do they think that beautiful women are idiots?" Sheng Xiaoshan asked rhetorically.
"It makes sense, in fact, it's not a big chest at all, the bigger the chest, the more brains you have, you are ...... designer," Shuai Lang complimented. Sheng Xiaoshan, who was holding a wine glass and was about to touch it, was thundered and couldn't stop crying and laughing...... Looking at Shuai Lang again, although the image has changed, but that bad smile is difficult to change, looking at the cunning flashing in his eyes, Sheng Xiaoshan knew that this product was deliberate, so she simply put down the wine glass and went straight to the topic: "Test you...... Look at how well you know about women, who is this person who is coming in now? β
The two of them sat in the center of the hall, facing the entrance hall, Shuai Lang heard this and looked sideways, a woman wearing a short white shirt, carrying a long belt bag, and wavy hair, Shuai Lang swept over and said: "Office workers, white-collar workers." β
"Why?"
"Tightly dressed, corseted, hurried, with a large stride, with a high chest and a high head, he has always thought that he is superior, but in fact he is more tired than anyone else."
"Huh...... You can say that again. β
Sheng Xiaoshan was amused by the handsome eyes and evaluations at first glance, this vision was indeed quite accurate, almost the same as her own judgment, but she also glanced at the direction as if she was in trouble: "There is a checkout on my left, what kind of person is it, tell me quickly......"
"It's either the second mother or Xiaomi, it's not a good product anyway." Shuai Lang looked at the old and young match, looking like a girl in his early twenties with a pot-bellied man, don't think about it, Sheng Xiaoshan smiled and said: "It's almost, but it's not so accurate, if I look at it, the LV Kun bag she is carrying, wearing Roman fish-mouth women's shoes, and wearing three diamond rings on her right hand, but the match between the clothes and accessories is too bad, the makeup on her face is too thick, and there is such a kind of arrogance in her eyes, the more arrogant and shallow, maybe she doesn't even have enough qualifications for the second wife, and she is ...... Another pair came in, what do you think of this pair? β
No one noticed that the two of them had turned this place into a practical battlefield for observing words and feelings, Shuai Lang glanced sideways when he heard the sound, and also learned Sheng Xiaoshan's tone and said: "This is a couple, you see their expressions are leisurely, their gait is calm, and they are dressed casually, they should be looking for the mood of life...... Don't test me, I've been a salesman, and most people can't escape my eyes......"
"Well, that's exact." Sheng Xiaoshan glanced at it a few times, and couldn't say anything more, that is, a couple, in their thirties, the man stretched out his hand to hold the woman, very casual and calm, the waiter led the two of them to sit in the position that had just been cleaned up, the man did not forget to put the chair for the woman first and then sat down himself, the woman's demeanor was a little happier. This is a couple who respect each other like guests, which makes Sheng Xiaoshan's eyes a little more envious. But envy is fleeting, and then see Shuai Lang is still concentrating on chewing steak, with red wine, tasting salad, this has forgotten the previous stubble, this came to this place to talk about the mood, but it seems that Shuai Lang is hungry, just waiting for Shuai Lang to take a break, Sheng Xiaoshan asked out loud: "Then this is strange, you look at people so accurately, and you can't find a girlfriend, looking at your appearance and talking to a beautiful woman is a defect, why do you say this?" Can't...... I'm going to this hall to point out a woman, do you dare to talk to me? β
"This ......" Shuai Lang wiped his mouth and shook his head. It's hard to talk about. Facing Sheng Xiaoshan's inquiring gaze, he couldn't say how he felt.
Afraid? It doesn't seem to be. Shy? It doesn't seem to be. It's a bit cowardly anyway. also introduced us to the grand designer, who knows that let us go hunting by ourselves, we haven't learned three tricks or two times, this is not looking for excitement.
It seems that there is still a practical combat guidance theory, Sheng Xiaoshan pointed at the fork casually: "Then, there is a pair of beauties there, go talk to them." β
"Huh? Is this what it will do? Shuai Lang was surprised, for fear of speaking loudly, he looked left and right, and then looked at the pair that Sheng Xiaoshan was referring to, yo, one with short hair and one with a bun, the short-haired one wore a bare-shouldered suit, and the one with a pan head wore a lace skirt, and the two of them were talking about something with a light smile, like a pair of girlfriends whispering, but this gentle and elegant appearance made Shuai Langke shake his head: "Hmm...... If you don't go, you won't go, everyone in the court will take a look at us, how embarrassing. β
Yes, it's a shame, so when we often stop girls, it's halfway, Shuai Lang shook his head, Sheng Xiaoshan smiled and said: "It's not right to think of pick-up as a disturbance, it's even more wrong to think that women will be disgusted, women like to be accosted, eager to be accosted, and enjoy the feeling of being accosted......
"Well, no, no, no...... I'll talk about it when I'm ready. Shuai Lang shook his head, glanced at the two beauties, and whispered: "People don't say it on the surface, but they scold us idiots behind our backs." β
"You're even more wrong, sometimes I hear women talk about how naΓ―ve the accosting person I met today is, just like the aunt next door always complains that the house is too big and the cleaning is tiring, this is showing off, not complaining......" Sheng Xiaoshan cheered.
"This ......" Shuai Lang was a little tempted, but he was still hesitating, looking at the two beauties who were still good-looking, to be honest, he didn't want to go if he had a chance to talk, but ...... But it seems that on such a serious occasion, I always feel that this leg and foot are a little immobile, and I don't know what to say. Seeing Shuai Lang's hesitation, Sheng Xiaoshan said angrily: "Picking up a conversation itself is a way of self-improvement, and having a very pleasant relationship with different strangers, especially strange women, will bring you strong self-confidence, and will make your attitude towards life more positive and enthusiastic...... Don't you look like a coward? β
"Can you compare fighting and accosting? This...... It would be a shame if people knew what we were. Shuai Lang finally found a reason to support himself, or the kind of pride on the surface, inferiority in the bones, I am afraid that in his sharp eyes, these two women dressed up in fashion have no possibility of dating.
"I don't know if you've heard of Taiwan's pick-up sect leader...... Born in a civilian background, he is not amazing, but he is favored by girls all over the world, and in 10 minutes, he can win the trust of strangers, and then get basic information such as the other party's name and phone number...... Please Shuai Lang, you can't change the image and the core remains the same, you are now wearing a linen shirt worth more than 4,800 yuan, and the waist is tied with a handmade belt of first-layer cowhide, made in Italy; Camel leather shoes are shoe, made in the United States; There is also a very tasteful Swiss watch on his wrist, which is worth more than 20,000 yuan, although it is not luxurious, but it will not drop the price...... Do you think you're still an unemployed youth? Sheng Xiaoshan stared straight at her, as if questioning. The kind of questioning that doesn't allow others to question their work.
As soon as he heard this, he obviously choked on his Adam's apple, swallowed what he was eating with difficulty, choked his eyes and bulged outwards, he didn't expect it to be so valuable...... After choking, I looked at myself in surprise, it was indeed extraordinary, the watch on my wrist was golden, very dazzling but not vulgar, quietly moved my legs, my pants were straight, my leather shoes were shiny, and I hung more than 20,000 yuan on my body, which made me feel a little uncomfortable. Why is it uncomfortable? That's right, our image today is so draggy, so awesome, what are you afraid of? Maybe when we go out, others will treat us as the second generation of rich, and we may not be able to throw us into our arms.
"Am I worth so much?" Shuai Lang smiled secretly, looking at the big and small beauties who were not far from the bar on the second floor of the stairs, Xiao Jiujiu hit it.
"Of course, you think. You're so handsome now, so dragged, don't talk to a few beauties, isn't that a secret vote? And not accosting is double pain, you know? Sheng Xiaoshan saw that Handsome was loose, and plucked up courage for this nest of goods, and instigated very seriously: "The pain of being rejected is assumed to be surnamed, assuming that the other party is very happy and willing to be friends with you, the pain will turn into happiness and confidence; But if you don't go, if you are ashamed to go, or if you don't dare to go at all, then the pain is inevitable, and is it difficult to choose between 'possible happiness' and 'inevitable pain'? Sheng Xiaoshan was stimulated, this sentence stimulated and worked, Shuai Lang put down the knife and fork and got up to leave, but Sheng Xiaoshan hurriedly stopped: "Wait, what do you say?" β
"I said, you're so beautiful, how about being a friend?" Shuai Lang thief Tete whispered, when he heard Sheng Xiaoshan's face as bitter as drinking Chinese medicine, he hurriedly waved his hand and motioned for Shuai Lang to sit down, and this lesson came up in a low voice: "...... Don't take your silver smile to talk to you, nature, nature, the highest state is nature...... Pay attention to your eyes, don't look up and down at people's whole body, I want to kick you when I see your eyes in the morning, you have to face it, face it naturally, and keep smiling...... Don't try to have physical contact, 50cm golden distance, remember? β¦β¦ There is an impassable iron gate between people, you can't open it, you can't open it, but you learn to knock skillfully, it will open naturally, don't take the conversation as a skill, this is etiquette, etiquette when dealing with strangers...... Smile, natural smile, don't grin, that's a smirk......"
The two of them, also whispering, making small movements, handsome eyes and expressions on their faces are constantly changing with Sheng Xiaoshan's accusations, this rush to hug the Buddha's feet to talk to the course a few words, across the dining table, Sheng Xiaoshan whispered a few words softly, heard Shuai Lang with a happy face, nodded frequently, said yes, leaned for a while, and finally stood up, and at this time, the two beauties of one big and one small had already called to pay the bill, towards the direction of the first step, towards the two unfamiliar mm, handsome and calm, bold, Naturally, I stepped forward.........
(To be continued)