A whole day of shopping has made me so tired that I am panting, but Hua Jingjing is still in good spirits, like no one else, no wonder people often say that as soon as a woman goes shopping, she becomes an athlete. Men who have suffered in the world advise that they should never go shopping with a woman, otherwise they will ;;;;;;

The most strange thing is that all the items I bought were for me, but Hua Jingjing was so excited that she was as happy as if she was buying something for herself, while I, the beneficiary, was pulled east to west by her with a sad face, so busy that I only ate a hamburger in a hurry for lunch.

Finally, Hua Jingjing bought all the men's items she could think of, piled up the back seat of the Ferrari, and sent me home satisfied.

Before getting out of the car, Hua Jingjing said to me: "Go to bed early at night, get up early tomorrow, I will come to pick you up." I exclaimed, "Tomorrow? What else to buy? I think I've bought enough, so you can just let me take a break! ”

Hua Jingjing said: "No, there are other important arrangements tomorrow, since you promised me, you must follow my instructions and do not repent, so it is decided, I will pick you up tomorrow morning." ”

Watching the Ferrari go away, I cursed Hua Jingjing and returned home weakly. As soon as I entered the house, my mother immediately sat down beside me and talked to me in a serious manner. You're not too big of anything, it's time to think about personal problems and so on. I immediately understood that it was my little sister who was talking nonsense to my mother, and immediately glared at her with angry eyes. Tang Ying was watching TV in the living room, and when she saw me looking at her, she coughed hard, got up quickly and ran to her room, leaving behind a burst of laughter.

I had no choice but to explain to my mother that what my little sister saw in the morning was the boss of my company, which was impossible, and I swore that I would find a real girlfriend and come back to my mother immediately. To put it mildly, my mother finally let me go.

I went back to the house and thought that after a few days of annoying things were gone, and after my relationship with Qiu Jieqin stabilized, it was time to bring her to meet the family.

Closing the door, I dialed Qiu Jieqin's mobile phone: "Hey, it's me!" What are you doing today? ”

"Humph! I'm staying at home all day, just waiting for you to call me! You're good, it's almost dark, what are you doing during the day? ”

I sighed and told Qiu Jieqin about Hua Jingjing arresting me to buy something today. Qiu Jieqin said angrily after hearing this: "You still say that your boss can't like you? You see how willing she is to spend the capital, it cost more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan just to buy you clothes, if she doesn't like you, will she be willing to do it? ”

I had to explain that Hua Jingjing was fighting with an old classmate of hers than her boyfriend, explaining that she spent so much money just to be competitive and the strange problem of the rich.

Qiu Jieqin just didn't believe it and kept sneering.

After chatting a few more words, Qiu Jieqin said again: "I don't care, I've been waiting for you for a day, you can't let me wait in vain, I want to see you at night." ”

"I want to see you too, but I'm really tired today, I want to rest early, and tomorrow Hua Jingjing will ask me to do something? Looks like you're going to have to die of exhaustion. ”

"What? Still going to be with her tomorrow? Why is she? I'm your real girlfriend! ”

"Xie Qin, I promised her, there is no way, I have to wronged you in the past two days. Wait for her to meet with the students. I'll never have anything to do with her again, and we'll be together every day, and I'll make it up to you." ”

“；；；；；； Hum! I hope so, since you have decided, I can't help it, but you have to call me every day for the past two days to inform me of the situation for a day, and I am so worried that you are with that woman. ”

"Alright, alright, I'll just let you know. So that's it? I'm going to dinner, and I'm going to get an early break tonight. ”

"Oh, okay, but you must dream of me when you dream at night!"

I laughed and hung up the phone and went out for dinner.

The next day, Sunday, Hua Jingjing really came to pick me up early. When I got her call, I said hello to my parents and went downstairs. Hua Jingjing's Ferrari stopped at the old place.

I opened the door and went in, and said angrily, "Where are you going today?" Won't you still have to buy anything? ”

Hua Jingjing smiled happily when she saw me: "Don't buy it, go to the company today." ”

I wondered, "It's Sunday, and there's no one in the company, so what are you going to do?" ”

Hua Jingjing started the car and said with a smile: "It's because there is no one that I want to go." ”

We soon arrived at the office and took the elevator up to the twelfth floor. The planning department was empty due to a holiday. Hua Jingjing opened the door of her office and said to me, "Come in?" ”

I was puzzled and said, "Do you have a job?" Why do you have to do it on Sundays? Hua Jingjing said: "What job?" I'm here to teach you a lesson! ”

I said strangely, "Class? What classes are taken? You're not a teacher, I'm not a student, what can you teach me? I said don't you play, okay? Let me take a break during the big holiday. ”

Hua Jingjing said: "What can I teach you?" There's so much I can teach you! Do you know basic social etiquette? Do you know what to say and what not to say when talking to someone? Can you dance a tango waltz? Won't it? Isn't that enough for you to learn for a day? Don't dress like a celebrity at that time, but as soon as you raise your legs with your mouth, others will immediately find out that you are still a dirt bun, so my hard work is not in vain? ”

I stammered, speechless, thinking that I was just temporarily pretending to be your boyfriend, how could it be so troublesome, what etiquette do you have to learn, what kind of dancing do you have to learn, what kind of tango? Waltz? Oh, my God! Isn't that going to kill me?

Hua Jingjing took off her coat and said, "Don't grind, start learning, I'll teach you what you should do when someone introduces you to you?" Say what;;;;;; ”

So, with great reluctance, I painfully learned all the etiquette and rules of the gathering of high society figures. These things are easy to do, and I remember them after Hua Jingjing talked about them a few times. But dancing is ;;;;;; I'm an out-and-out dance blind, and you want me to learn the national standard in one day from a person who can't dance? No way?

Before learning to dance, I tried my best to oppose and resist desperately, but Hua Jingjing's eyes glared and said, "My Hua Jingjing's boyfriend can't dance?" Who believes! Shao Luo instigated, came over and held my waist, I shouted the beat, said you go, you go, say stop, stop, prepare, start;;;;;; ”

A morning passed;;;;;;

Another afternoon passed;;;;;;

Nearly half of the night passed, I was strong, and it was a cold winter, and I was still tired and sweating, tired and tired to death. Hua Jingjing was also too tired, and finally sat on the ground, unable to move, panting and saying: "It's not that I said you, Tang Qian, you are the stupidest one I have ever seen, learning such a simple few dances, and you still have to step on my feet after learning to this day." Ouch my toes! Today you have suffered from being trampled thousands of feet by a fool! ”

I said, "Who is to blame?" You forced me to learn to dance, so what can I do if I can't learn it? I pulled out my cigarette case and smoked again to relieve my fatigue.

We rested for a while, Hua Jingjing took out a small tape recorder from her desk like a trick, put in a cassette tape, and the beautiful waltz music suddenly sounded. Hua Jingjing said to me: "I've been studying for a day, although you are stupid, you have learned almost the general steps, now let's do it again with the music." ”

I sighed, "Can I rest a little longer?" I don't really have the strength;;;;;; Before he finished speaking, he was dragged by Hua Jingjing and continued to jump;;;;;;

It wasn't until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night that I finally passed the test in front of Hua Jingjing. I sat down on the ground and muttered, "I was tired enough after buying things for a day yesterday, but I didn't expect that today is ten times more tired than yesterday!" I swear I'll never pretend to be anyone's boyfriend again, beat me to death, and never do it again! ”

Hua Jingjing wiped the sweat on her forehead, squatted in front of me with a smile and said, "Now you know that you have suffered?" Are you going to bully me in the future? Otherwise, I will force you to dance every day and tire you to death. ”

I said: "I know you're taking revenge on me, you did it on purpose, fortunately it's only the last day, tomorrow, oh, it should be after today, I'll be liberated, no need to pretend to be your boyfriend anymore, ah!" It's nice to be free! ”

Hua Jingjing stood up and poured boiling water to drink, thinking as she drank: Freedom? Hum! You are not free, I will pestering you for the rest of my life from now on, annoying you to death! Ha! My revenge is the most powerful, isn't it?

Hua Jingjing drove me back, and before getting out of the car, she said to me: "You don't have to go to work tomorrow, you can sleep lazily in the morning, I'll pick you up after lunch, spend an afternoon you have a good sauna, wash yourself, and then I'll take you to get a haircut, shave, we go to get a suit at four o'clock, and then at five o'clock, attend my classmate's birth party, okay, it's late, I see you're very tired, go back early to rest." ”

When I got home, I fell directly on the bed without even taking off my shoes, so tired that I wanted to fall asleep immediately, but I immediately remembered that I hadn't called Qiu Jieqin to report it, but it was so late, she might have fallen asleep already, right?

I hesitated, but I still dialed Qiu Jieqin's mobile phone, and the long beep over there only rang once, and the phone was connected, and I said, "Jieqin, haven't you slept so late?" ”

"Well, if you don't call, I won't sleep!"

"Alas! Don't be so stupid, you have to go to work tomorrow, go to bed early! ”

"You haven't told me about it for a day, saying, 'Why did you go?' Call me so late! ”

"I almost didn't tire me to death today, Hua Jingjing taught me the national standard for a day, I really don't have any cells for dancing, and I barely learned it until now, do you say it's pitiful?"

"Dancing? Then you haven't been hugging together all day, so how can you! That woman must have done it on purpose, she had already planned to take the opportunity to teach you to dance and get close to you in order to achieve her ulterior purpose. By the way, why do you want to learn to dance? Isn't it just to be a fake boyfriend? Why are you so serious? Are you tempted by other people's young girls and rich daughters? Feed! Did you hear me speak? What do you mean by snoring? Feed;;;;;; ”

My phone fell on the bed, and I was lying on my stomach, already asleep;;;;;;

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