Chapter Forty-Nine: The Late Show of David Letterman

"David Letterman's Late Late Show" is a famous talk show on CBS TV in the United States, and its host David Letterman's signature action is a "grinning" smile, which also makes the show have a new name, called "David Tooth Rub Su".

Xiansen received an invitation from the program team not long ago, because his new movie is still in the initial planning stage, and he is idle every day, so he agreed, and today, it is the recording time of the show.

This is Xiansen's first time on TV, even if it is a late-night talk show, he still makes enough preparations in advance, at least he is still very particular about his clothes.

"The next guest, as far as I know, there is no more popular Chinese in the United States than him, and of course, he is talking about living. He directed a box office horror love, eh, love magic movie - "50 First Loves". Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Sen, please. ”

In a DJ session, a ready-to-prepare Sen walked out from behind the stage, shook David Letterman's hand, and sat down on the couch.

"Hello everyone."

After saying hello to the audience, Xiansen kept a smile on his face.

"It's nice to meet you, how does it feel?"

David Letterman sorted out the manuscript on the table, and the show officially began.

"A little excited, a little nervous, you know, my job is better suited to stay behind."

Xiansen pointed to the backstage as he spoke, and then spread his hands helplessly. The audience was amused by Xiansen's expression and applauded.

"Oh, I also think you're more suitable to be a director than Jobson, and you're welcome to take his place."

Jobson (Jobson) is the director of the talk show, and David Letterman deliberately misinterpreted what Xiansen was trying to say, which caused a burst of laughter.

"No, if I'm the director, this show needs to find an amnesiac host, you can't."

This kind of sarcastic dialogue is very simple for Xiansen, who is not much inferior to the host David Letterman in this regard. One old and one young, the two of them chatted little by little.

"Mister, did you celebrate when "50 First Loves" grossed over 100 million at the U.S. box office?"

The topic was gradually pulled to the movie "50 First Loves", which is also what the audience who watched this show wanted to know the most.

"Celebrating? Do you think this tattoo counts? ”

As he spoke, he pulled up the sleeve of his left hand, revealing a Chinese tattoo on his arm. David Letterman took Xiansen's hand to his eyes and looked at it over and over for a long time before he said, "I'm sorry, I think I'm illiterate, what does this symbol mean?" ”

"This is the 'one' in the Chinese character, which means first."

Xiansen explained the tattoo on his hand, which is a sign he left behind to commemorate his success after the box office exceeded 100 million.

"Oh, it looks great, but I don't think you'd better celebrate this way in the future."

David Letterman kindly gave a suggestion.

“why?”

I asked puzzled.

"Because when you photograph me as old as I am, you may become a fresco in the Sistine Chapel."

Saying that, David Letterman also made an exaggerated gesture, indicating that Xiansen may have tattoos all over his body by then.

"No, I'm not going to be the 'Sixteenth Church.'"

As soon as Xiansen's words ended, all the audience below couldn't help but laugh out loud, Sistine was very similar to sixteenth in English pronunciation, Xiansen's retort was so funny and sharp, even David Letterman shook his head with a smile.

"Okay, now I'm going to talk about a topic that everyone is interested in, uh, Mister, I want to know what you're going to do in your next movie? "100 First Loves"? "Married 50 Times"? Or "50 Breakups"? ”

David Letterman was obviously not ready to let Xiansen go so easily, and jokingly moved the topic back to the next movie.

"Very good idea, to add, there is still a lack of "50 Divorces". If I make this into a Star Wars movie, do I need to pay for your creative costs? ”

"Of course, but you can pay a quarter less."

"Hahaha"

This serious dialogue once again aroused the audience's emotions, and bursts of laughter and applause came from the recording site.

"What I want to say about my new movie is very simple, it is a movie that only people with an IQ of 150 or more can read it all over once, to be honest, so far"

"You haven't read the script yet, have you?"

Before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by David Letterman.

"That's right, only if I don't understand it, I can shoot something that everyone doesn't understand."

Nodding, Xiansen brazenly gave such an answer. The audience sitting in the audience thought that Xiansen was joking, but only he knew that he was telling the truth, and so far, he has not fully understood the story of the five-star purple script card. It's not that his comprehension is too poor, but that there are too many things that this story wants to express, and many of them are metaphors, and the ending given by the script is also confusing, making it difficult for him as a director to figure it out.

"What's the name of this movie that no one understands?"

"Shutter Island!"

"The Oriental director was a guest on the late-night show and decided that the next movie will be called "Shutter Island"!"

This is the front page headline of the entertainment section of the Washington Post, after the broadcast of "The Late Show with David Letterman", they reported on it, and the first movie was going to be made before the second film came off the production line, and when the news came out, the whole of Hollywood, and even the whole of the United States, was buzzing again.

High IQ! Suspense! Thriller! Terror!

A whole new movie, a whole new style.

"Well, this movie is going to be absolutely messed up, and Mistre has been carried away by his victory." Before other media commented on this, there was already a discussion on the Internet about this matter, and most people gave a pessimistic attitude towards Xiansen's second film.

"High IQ? IQ 15 to understand? It's a big joke, a twenty-three-year-old young man who, after making a romance movie, wants to challenge a genre that even many well-known directors don't dare to set foot in, oh, sorry, it's not a challenge, it's looking for death. Does he know what a high IQ movie is? Did he read those high-IQ movies? It seems that the Oriental director can already stop here. ”

“”

Xiansen didn't care too much about these evaluations, but calmly wrote a recruitment letter to the Washington Post, in fact, he wanted to shout aggrievedly: "It's not that I want to shoot, it's that I have to shoot!" ”

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