Chapter 332: Uncle, You're Droling
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"Yes. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Ji Bing's simple two words made He Chen and Lin Ling excited at the same time, nothing, more than this news, made them happier now, going out is the top priority now, everything else is not important."
Lin Ling asked anxiously, "How do you get out?" ”
Ji Bing replied, "Open the prohibition of the 'Extremely Cold Domain', and you can go out." ”
He Chen asked, "Do you know how to open the ban?" ”
"Yes." Ji Bing nodded, giving He Chen the answer they were expecting.
Lin Ling said: "Then Auntie, you open the ban, let's go out quickly, I haven't seen the sun for a long time." ”
"I can't open it." Ji Bing's words made He Chen and Lin Ling fall from heaven to hell immediately, and the two of them were dumbfounded, this was said for a long time, in vain.
Lin Ling asked suspiciously, "Auntie, why can't you open it?" ”
Ji Bing replied: "I just woke up, and I don't have a trace of spiritual power in my body, so I can't open the ban. ”
He Chen took out a bottle of Ice Elixir with a dilution ratio of 1% and asked, "This should be a little helpful in restoring your spiritual power." ”
Ji Bing looked at the things in He Chen's hand suspiciously, took it over and looked at it, he didn't understand how to open the glass bottle, He Chen smiled, took it back and reached out to break the mouth of the glass bottle, and gave it to Ji Bing, in their time, there should be no glass.
Ji Bing is not a fool, he doesn't know glass, he doesn't know glass, but he knows that the blue liquid in it is drunk, and it is medicine, so he poured it into his mouth without doubt, and felt a cold breath flowing into his body with the blue medicine, and hurriedly transported his heart method to catalyze the medicine.
In less than a minute, Ji Bing absorbed all the energy of the potion, and shook his head at He Chen, "The power of the medicine is a bit small, and it has to be recovered naturally." ”
"I still have it here." Lin Ling directly took out a box, and Ji Bing, who was looking at it, was stunned, and shook his head with a smile, "This kind of thing, the first time you take it, the effect is the greatest, and the second time you take it, the effect will be reduced very little, especially under continuous use, with the power contained in it, if I drink all of these, it won't have any effect." ”
"You drink this." He Chen directly took out a bottle of undiluted "Ice Elixir".
"Thank you, husband." Ji Bing drank the potion, he could obviously feel the huge power in it, his face changed, and he hurriedly sat cross-legged on the bed and began to absorb the energy of the potion.
Crawling next to He Chen's ear, Lin Ling whispered: "Uncle, I can play a table of mahjong." ”
He Chen asked incomprehensibly: "What table of mahjong?" ”
Lin Ling said: "Four people, isn't it enough for a table of mahjong." ”
"What four?" He Chen still didn't understand what Lin Ling wanted to express.
Lin Ling pointed her fingers and said: "Aunt Xiao Yao, Aunt Wanyi, Aunt Ling'er, Aunt Bing'er, isn't this enough for a table of mahjong, and the one who accompanies your uncle will go to bed at night in the future, play a round of mahjong first, and the one who wins will get the opportunity to sleep with you." ”
He Chen smiled and asked, "Then what if you win or lose in a circle?" ”
Lin Ling said: "Then continue to fight until the winner is decided." ”
He Chen asked again: "But, what if you fight all night and don't know the winner?" ”
Lin Ling asked, "This, it's not that coincidental, right?" ”
He Chen smiled: "Things are often so coincidental. ”
"I want to think about it!" Lin Ling dragged her chin and pondered for a while, and said after a few seconds: "Uncle, you try to find another one, four to play mahjong, if you don't win or lose, then you will belong to the other one that night." ”
"Your brain, absolutely not normal." He Chen smiled bitterly and knocked on Lin Ling's head, this method was something she could think of, "You might as well flop to decide." ”
Lin Ling retorted: "That can cheat, in costume dramas, those people are too stupid, bribe and bribe the eunuch, and if you are pregnant with a prince and princess, you can't be a concubine, and if you become a concubine, you can bully Mama." ”
He Chen was stunned by Lin Ling's theory, thinking about it carefully, those poor palace maids are indeed a little stupid, but this has nothing to do with his family's mahjong, "You don't clean up these messes, Ji Bing was saved by you, and it has nothing to do with me, you know?" ”
Lin Ling said with a serious look: "I know, but I am a woman, otherwise I will be able to be her husband after waiting for another ten or eight years, besides, I don't seem to count this matter, Aunt Bing'er's master N thousand years ago, he has calculated it, uncle, you can admit it, there is no difference between three and four." ”
He Chen knocked on Lin Ling's head again angrily, "I think you're a big-headed ghost, it's okay to pack up your things and get ready to go home." ”
Lin Ling rubbed her head while packing up her things and said: "This is a good thing, why knock me, my brain has become stupid recently, I was all knocked by you, adults are so strange, I obviously want to die, but I don't admit it, my dad is, he said he doesn't smoke, I got the best from Grandpa Tang for him, and it's not a pack less every few days." ”
He Chen smiled, ignored this stubborn hair, and began to demolish their simple house in the past few days, Ji Bing's speed of absorbing the "Cold Ice Elixir" was much faster than He Chen's, and in an hour, he completely absorbed the medicine surname.
"Husband, I can open the ban now." Walking to He Chen's side, Ji Bing said softly.
"Giggles!" Lin Ling was like a little hen, snickering on the side, and when she heard Ji Bing's alternative name, she wanted it.
He Chen glared at Lin Ling, every time he heard this title, he had a feeling of coldness, and said to Ji Bing with a smile: "Okay, we are ready to go home from the mountain." ”
Ji Bing walked back and forth in the cave a few times, as if calculating something, walked to the ice wall on the left and waved his hand and slashed his palm, He Chen's perception did not notice any change, but directly told him that Ji Bing palmed down, this ice changed, and Ji Bing's jade palm was constantly imprinted on the ice wall.
"Click!" With a soft sound, a door, or a passage, suddenly cracked out on the ice wall in front of it, and the notice more than one meter wide was almost two meters high.
"Husband, Lin Ling, please come with me." Ji Bing nodded to He Chen and them, and walked into the passage first, walking a distance of about 50 meters, the passage came to an end, Ji Bing knocked on the ice wall again, knocked for almost a minute, and a passage appeared on the right again, as soon as He Chen and the others walked in, the passage behind them was blocked by ice cubes and disappeared, He Chen was a little surprised in his heart, this ice cave was actually built artificially, and this builder was too good.
Turn left, turn right, walked through nine passages, felt a cold wind blowing, He Chen's expression couldn't help moving, in that cold domain, although he could feel the air, but there was not even a little wind, which also made He Chen wonder, where did the air come from, and now that they feel the wind, then it means that they have returned to a normal place.
He Chen turned his head and looked, they were still in an ice cave, the place where they came out just now, there was no trace of recovery, knocked, touched, it was definitely a complete ice wall, not to mention others, even he was now, he also doubted, did he just come out of this ice wall?
"Illusion and forbidden thaumaturgy can't be seen with the eyes." Ji Bing saw He Chen's thoughts and explained with a smile.
In the long and narrow cave, there are also various mechanisms set up, Ji Bing lifted them one by one, He Chen and they passed smoothly, just waiting for them to pass, and immediately recovered as before, He Chen looked at it and secretly admired, this place, let him come again, and he couldn't find the hidden doors there.
"Ahh O sun! Standing on the top of the ice-covered mountain, facing the bright sunshine, Lin Ling roared excitedly.
Seeing the puzzled look on Ji Bing's face, He Chen asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Ji Bing said softly: "The world seems to have changed a lot. ”
"At least thousands of years have passed since you were frozen, how can there be no major changes in the world, can you go home with us?" He Chen turned his head to Ji Bing and asked.
"Hmmm! If the husband goes there, I will go there. Ji Bing nodded very obediently, as if you had the final say.
"Hey, grandpa, we're finally out, you've been freaking out for the past few days, where are we, I don't know where this is, I'll ask." Lin Ling was excited, she didn't forget to report the old man's safety first, and looked around, except for the ice-covered mountain, it was the ice-covered mountain, she didn't know where it was, and asked Ji Bing: "Auntie, where are we now?" ”
Ji Bing replied, "Kunlun." ”
"Ahh Kunlun. Lin Ling exclaimed in surprise, and hurriedly said into the phone: "Grandpa, we are in Kunlun Mountain, I don't know how we ran to Kunlun Mountain, we went home first, we haven't taken a bath for a few days, and I will tell you in detail when I go back, things are very complicated and weird." ”
Looking at the satellite phone in Lin Ling's hand, Ji Bing asked curiously, "What is this?" ”
Lin Ling explained: "The phone can talk to people from far and wide, just like the messenger in the world you live in. ”
Ji Bing asked incomprehensibly, "Messenger, what is that?" ”
"This is the person you are standing here and being able to talk to something thousands of miles away." Lin Ling patted her head and hurriedly corrected it: "My brain is confused, it's something to talk to someone who is thousands of miles away from you." ”
"Oh! The current people are very powerful, and they can create such a powerful magic weapon. Ji Bing nodded understandingly, Lin Ling smiled helplessly at He Chen, this ancient and modern knowledge, some explained.
"Let's go, let's go home." He Chen smiled, walked forward, didn't care if he understood it or not, he went home first, found a leeward col, and took out the plane.
"Storage?" Ji Bing looked at He Chen, his eyes flashing with surprise.
"Auntie, in your world, everyone has a magic weapon for storage, right?" Lin Ling pulled Ji Bing onto the plane and asked curiously.
"No, the storage magic weapon is a very precious thing, and we only have one master in Yunxiaomen." Speaking of Master, Ji Bing had a somewhat gloomy look on his face.
Lin Ling comforted: "Auntie, you don't have to be sad, maybe your master and they all moved to a special place before the catastrophe came." ”
Ji Bing's eyes lit up and asked, "Really?" ”
"Perhaps, that's what people say, I don't know." Lin Ling said in her heart: "When I go home, I must get her a few Xianxia novels to read." ”
"Oh!" Ji Bing nodded, was silent for a while, and began to look at the plane curiously.
Lin Ling looked at Ji Bing's posture, and was a little big, this has to be explained one by one, and she has to explain what year and month, fortunately, Ji Bing didn't ask, and she pretended not to see it, all kinds of questions, leave it to the strong people in the family to answer.
"It looks like we still have to go to Qianfeng City, and they are still there." Looking at the scenery outside the window, Lin Ling suddenly remembered something.
"Stupid! Don't look where I'm flying. He Chen smiled, this point, he had already thought of it, flying close to the sky above Qianfeng City, He Chen called the old man, "Grandpa, I have something special here, so I won't go down, take Weiwu and they will go back directly, you pay more attention to your body." ”
"Okay, when I settle down here, I'll go to Haizhou." Old Man Tang agreed without objection, he knew that if there was no special thing in this incident, it would be abnormal.
Looking at the high-rise buildings below, although most of them collapsed, but the prototype was still there, Ji Bing's eyes became bigger and bigger, coming out of the ice wall, what she saw was unheard of, curious and confused, she could see what was happening below, and asked Lin Ling: "What's going on down there?" ”
"Earthquake, a catastrophe." Lin Ling was afraid that Ji Bing wouldn't understand, so she explained again.
"Chirp!" With a loud roar, Weiwu found He Chen and them, and flew over quickly, Lin Ling opened the door, Weiwu folded his wings, and rushed directly into the plane, and the plane he hit was crooked, and he almost fell.
"Look at what excites you, you have to accompany you if you crash the plane." Lin Ling happily hugged the mighty neck and touched its smooth feathers.
"Erniu, I want to die, hug." The colored bird landed on Weiwu, called out in a crisp voice, and spread its wings in a hug shape.
Bingfeng fell on Lin Ling's shoulder, his little head rubbed Lin Ling's face, He Chen looked a little jealous, these guys are all closest to Lin Ling, except for Xue'er and Maomao, several others are better than Xu Xu than him, he can only attribute this phenomenon to those guys are all male.
Ji Bing's eyes widened again, looking at the mighty and a few of them, revealing a trace of surprise, and after making love with Lin Ling, the color bird found that there was another person in the plane, looking at Ji Bing with a pair of small eyes, and asked, "Beauty, which one are you?" ”
Flying over the edge of Haizhou City, looking at the city with high-rise buildings below, the shock in Ji Bing's heart could no longer be expressed in words, this world was completely different from the one she knew, which made her feel a trace of fear in her heart.
"Don't be afraid, although the world has changed, people have not changed, everyone in the family is very good, and slowly you will get used to it." Seeing the fear in Ji Bing's heart, He Chen felt an inexplicable pain in his heart, he reached out and grabbed Ji Bing's hand, Ji Bing's body trembled, smiled, and followed He Chen to "home".
"This house is so beautiful!" Walking into the villa, Ji Bing couldn't help but say the voice in his heart.
"It's not beautiful here, my room is beautiful, I'll take you to enjoy it later, let's go take a bath first." Lin Ling took Ji Bing's hand and ran upstairs.
Lying in the bathtub, the more He Chen thought about it, the more headache he felt, this matter, it was really difficult to do, smiled bitterly, took a deep breath and buried his head in the water, if it can't be solved, it won't be solved, let everything go naturally, he couldn't help but think, what else he can't meet, and what he can't accept, if this is a storm, then let this storm come more violently, everything is a floating cloud, only happiness is the most important.
In the other bathroom, Lin Ling and Ji Bing were also lying in the bathtub, feeling the warm water flowing gently on their bodies, Ji Bing couldn't help but want to moan, but Lin Ling was humming happily, looking at Ji Bing's crystal skin and saying, "Auntie, your skin is so good!" ”
"It has something to do with the 'Biyun Heart Technique' I practiced." In Ji Bing's worldview, good is good, bad is bad, her skin is indeed better than Lin Ling's little girl's, you know, Lin Ling's skin usually makes Qin Ling and them very envious.
Lin Ling asked with some anticipation: "Auntie, can I practice your 'Biyun Heart Technique'?" ”
"No, there is already a special energy in your body, and it will be very dangerous to practice other exercises." Ji Bing shook her head, she still knew more clearly about these things.
"Oh!" Lin Ling responded softly, not much disappointed, she was already very good at magic, and she didn't expect anything else.
"Auntie, wait, I can't wear this dress, I'll find you a few." Looking at Ji Bing's long dress that she didn't know how many thousand years she had wore, Lin Ling found that she had forgotten to get clothes for Ji Bing just now, and looked at the enviable figure, Lin Ling ran out in a nightdress, ran directly to Qin Cao's room, took a set of underwear she hadn't worn yet, picked out a blue pajamas, and ran into the bathroom.
"The clothes are so strange now!" Putting on underwear and putting on a bra under Lin Ling's guidance, Ji Bing had a weird feeling.
Lin Ling suddenly found that teaching people is also a very interesting thing, Ji Bing put on a blue nightdress, the whole person suddenly changed, Lin Ling couldn't help but be stunned, and couldn't help but say: "Beautiful, so beautiful, I know that this nightdress must be the most suitable for you." ”
"Thank you!" Ji Bing sincerely thanked Lin Ling.
"Dangdang, dang, dang! Please fairy Ji Bing made a shining appearance. Lin Ling suddenly jumped to the staircase, shouted, frightened He Chen and almost threw away the teacup, turned his head and glared at Lin Ling, but this time he turned around, he couldn't turn around, on the stairs, slowly walked down a person with skin like jade, a long black hair naturally hanging down to the waist, a beautiful and elegant face, with a faint smile on the woman, at a glance, just like the Nine Heavens Fairy floating down from the sky, take a closer look, the Nine Heavens Mystery Girl is probably not as beautiful as the woman in front of him, the key is that the Nine Heavens Mystery Girl he has never seen, Compared with those actors on TV and Ji Bing at this time, it is a heaven and an earth.
As Ji Bing walked, the proud twin peaks trembled, He Chen felt his heart jump with the twin peaks, at this time, he wanted to raise his head and howl, howl like a wolf, and then announce to the world that he was a pervert.
"Uncle, you're drooling." Lin Ling gently poked He Chen and reminded him with a smile.
He Chen reflexively wiped it, and found that he had been deceived by this girl, looked at the narrow smile on Lin Ling's face, and glared at her.
(To be continued)