Chapter 206: Tragedy
"You don't know!" Qin Ye said like buying a strong pill: "The scene where I cleaned them up, it was called a sea of people, and the red flag was displayed!" ”
"Look at the way you look!" Su Ruoli kicked Qin Ye's buttocks: "If it weren't for your troubles, wouldn't I have come back so late!" ”
Qin Ye smiled and yawned: "Don't you think it's very enjoyable?" ”
Suddenly, a faint light flashed in Qin Ye's house on the opposite side, and Qin Ye immediately turned around to look over, and an obscene man was looking at them with an infrared telescope on the opposite side of their building!
When he saw Qin Ye, he immediately put away his binoculars and closed the curtains with a thief's heart!
"Ya, there's a pervert peeping, boy, what are you waiting for, hurry up!" Dongfang Li said!
Qin Ye smiled and took a sip of water: "Indeed, this feeling of being watched is very annoying!" ”
"I'll check it out too!" Su Ruoli said!
Qin Ye dragged Su Ruoli's little tail to the next building to their building!
"Pervert, what are you going to do with that pervert later?" Su Ruoli cut her hair beautifully: "I think, how about pushing him down from the upstairs and falling to his death?" ”
Qin Ye: "......"
"Why don't you speak?"
"Why do I think you are strange about what you said?" Qin Ye pinched his temples: "Is this a crooked scolding me?" I'm not a pervert, how many times have I said it! ”
The two talked and laughed all the way, and soon arrived at the opposite building!
Su Ruoli was very unceremonious, "Bumper bumper!" knocked on the door: "Get out of here for the old lady, don't play dead for me inside!" ”
Qin Ye pushed Su Ruoli away. glanced at her: "Can he open the door if you knock like this?" Look at me! ”
As he spoke, Qin Ye took out a small wire, aimed it at the keyhole and pounded it, and it only took a minute for the security door to open!
Qin Ye sighed that his lockpicking skills have become more and more awesome, and now he is definitely an elite to apply for a lockpicking company!
Su Ruoli rushed in excitedly, and Qin Ye followed!
"Wow, look!" Su Ruoli pointed to the wall: "It's all photos of Zhang Jing'an's chick, this man is not ordinary obscene, obscene to a certain level!" ”
"And where did this man go? Is it that the water vapor is gone? ”
Su Ruoli looked at Qin Ye strangely: "Who do you ask me, who do I ask!" Find it yourself! ”
Qin Ye sighed. Searched the room. He tried to push open the bedroom door, but found that the door was locked from the inside, so he had to take out the wire again and make a few clicks in the keyhole. About two minutes later. Push it away!
The bedroom was empty. The window is open, and there is a sheet on it that is used as a rope, this lewd man is quite smart!
"There? In there? Su Ruoli walked over excitedly. When I ran to the window, I saw that the lewd man was slowly crawling down, clutching the sheet tightly in his hand, for fear that he would fall!
Su Ruoli smiled, took out a nail clipper from her bag, and prepared to cut the sheets!
Qin Ye shook his head: "Don't work so hard, look at me!" ”
After Qin Ye finished speaking, his hand grabbed the sheet, and then pulled it up violently, at this height, he didn't believe that the lewd man really dared to jump down, he had to break a leg if he didn't die, he was definitely not a brave man!
Sure enough, as Qin Ye expected, the lewd man grabbed it tighter, and just like that, he watched himself being pulled up by Qin Ye!
"Run, why don't you keep running!" Su Ruoli said menacingly, holding a nail clipper viciously!
Qin Ye took his infrared binoculars, slammed them to the ground, and slapped the lewd man when he went up: "What are you peeking at, just peeking at a wife?" What's wrong with what you're secretly filming? I just secretly photographed my wife, you don't lack a heart! ”
"Big brother, I know it's wrong!" The lewd man covered his red and swollen face: "I just appreciate it, I don't mean anything else!" ”
Su Ruoli narrowed her eyes: "Then do you want me to give you a set of bath photos of her?" ”
"Yes, I want to ......" The lewd man perked up and looked at Su Ruoli with blank eyes!
Qin Ye sneered: "You still say that you don't mean anything else?" I've decided, throw it down the stairs and die! ”
"Courage, I'll come!" Su Ruoli gave a thumbs up!
"Don't don't, I admit it, I like this beauty, I really want to be good with her!" The lewd man said slowly: "I'm really not a bad person, I don't want to use a strong one!" ”
Qin Ye glanced at the lewd man: "You wait! ”
After speaking, he walked out of the door, and then there were some strange noises from the outhouse, Su Ruoli wanted to look at this lewd man, so she couldn't go out to check, so she could only shout loudly: "Pervert, what are you doing?" ”
Qin Ye walked in with a lot of strange things and threw them all on the ground, including a face towel, a telescopic knife, an aphrodisiac potion, and a road map!
"You're pretty well prepared, huh? Haven't you found a chance to do it yet? Qin Ye's voice was a little annoyed!
The lewd man suddenly picked up the telescopic knife from the ground, and then stabbed at Qin Ye!
Qin Ye didn't blink his eyes, and the silver needle in his hand had already flown out like lightning, piercing straight into the center of the lewd man's eyebrows, penetrating into his brain, and falling to the ground with a thud!
Qin Ye clapped his hands: "That's it, I'm not killing innocents indiscriminately, I'm killing harmful elements!" ”
Su Ruoli curiously took the aphrodisiac potion and sprayed it on Qin Ye's face on a whim...... I don't know if this thing is really that useful!
Qin Ye was stunned for a moment, only to feel that his face was moist for a while, and the taste seemed to be a little sweet and sour!
"Cut, it turns out that the fart is useless, I know!" Su Ruoli threw the aphrodisiac powder on the ground again, she just thought it was fun, and she didn't mean anything else, she basically did what she thought of, and she didn't think about it!
Qin Ye felt a kind of heat on his body, hot and hot, he suddenly felt dry mouth, his face was red as if he had drunk wine, looking at Su Ruoli couldn't help but swallow his saliva, how could he think Su Ruoli was so charming today?
"Let's go. Why are you still stunned? Su Ruoli pushed Qin Ye: "You...... Your face, isn't it...... I'll wipe it, the old lady will go first! ”
As a result, Qin Ye hugged her vigorously, threw her onto the bed violently, and then pounced on her all of a sudden!
Su Ruoli stubbornly resisted Qin Ye: "Don't mess around, the old lady hasn't broken her body yet, and I haven't thought about whether I want to be nice to you yet." If you dare to touch me, I'll castrate you! ”
Qin Ye took Su Ruoli's words as the wind in his ears, and vigorously ripped off Su Ruoli's clothes, and the black cover was fully visible!
Su Ruoli knew that she had played big this time, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't." I'm not that kind of woman. Qin Ye? Uncle, uncle, handsome guy, husband. Aunt...... Don't do that. People don't want it......"
Su Ruoli called all kinds of names over and over again. But it didn't work at all, and soon his body was torn naked!
In fact, Qin Ye didn't want to do it in his heart now, but his body moved involuntarily. It's a strange feeling!
Su Ruoli felt a very hot unknown object in her lower abdomen against her, and suddenly couldn't help but scream: "If your mother dares to go in, I will castrate you, castrate you, let go of me, this is so close to home, you can't fucking go back to Zhang Jing'an, you have to fuck my mother, your brain is in the water again...... It's ......"
Su Ruoli felt a tingling pain in his lower body, it was obvious that Qin Ye had already smashed the Yellow Dragon, and with the danger of being castrated by Su Ruoli, he went in without hesitation......
Su Ruoli's brain was petrified on the spot, he even forgot to resist, his brain was blank, and his hand was unconsciously put down!
Then, there was a squeaking sound on the bed, and strange sounds came out without interruption!
"The lewd man on the other side won't be a peerless master, right?" Qin Qianxue looked at her watch: "My brother and Ruoli have been gone for so long and haven't come back." It's not going to get killed! ”
"How is that possible!" Dongfang pouted disdainfully: "If the two of them really can't fight, it's more than enough to escape, it's your turn, play your cards!" ”
Qin Qianxue nodded, pulled out the couplet and threw it down: "Plane!" ”
The sound in the room finally stopped, Qin Ye fell asleep on Su Ruoli's body, Su Ruoli bit her lip, and now she feels very strange in general, it is very refreshing, no wonder Zhang Jing'an screams so high every time, but it hurts so much for Mao himself?
She pushed Qin Ye away, quickly got dressed, grinned in pain, looked at Qin Ye who was sleeping sweetly, and slapped it!
"Smack!"
Qin Ye woke up in a daze, it is estimated that this slap was quite hard, and Qin Ye already had a red slap print on his face!
He opened his eyes in annoyance and looked at Su Ruoli: "You're sick, why are you smoking me?" ”
However, after looking at Su Ruoli with a gloomy face for a while, he suddenly felt a cold sweat swishing, and it seemed that he was ...... It seems that I have just done something, and it seems that my memory is a little blurry, and it seems to be ...... slept with Su Ruoli, Su Ruoli kept shouting that she was going to castrate herself!
As soon as Qin Ye thought of this, he immediately jumped up, got dressed in front of Su Ruoli, and didn't feel anything unusual in his body, it seems that Su Ruoli didn't castrate herself while she was asleep!
"You're pretty good, huh? It was cool to plug in just now, wasn't it? It feels cool to bully my mother, doesn't it? Su Ruoli gritted her teeth, her face was angry, and her eyes were full of fierce light!
"I ...... I didn't mean to, if you don't spray me with an aphrodisiac, I won't touch you! Qin Ye explained helplessly, no matter how cheating he himself is, how undisciplined he is, he will never be able to do such a thing as defiling a woman, and he will not allow it as his own dignity!
Su Ruoli snorted, and didn't know when she had already taken a pair of scissors in her hand!
Qin Ye was suddenly glad that he had woken up, otherwise he would have become a father-in-law and really didn't know how to meet people!
Su Ruoli wiped a trace from the corner of her mouth and used scissors to cut off a touch of bright red on the sheets!
"Haven't you always relied on Erniang, cough cough, now you live up to your name!" Qin Ye wanted to comfort Su Ruoli, but subconsciously said this!
Su Ruoli turned her head gloomily and glanced at Qin Ye: "The old lady admits that I do like you, so you can't just insert me, do I agree?" ”
Qin Ye's face was full of embarrassment, and he looked out the window: "Can you speak tactfully?" It's a girl! ”
"Yo...... What's the matter, my mother dislikes me just after insertion, right? Su Ruoli said coldly!
Qin Ye covered his head helplessly: "I'm really sorry." I...... I'll be responsible! ”
"Hmph, you still want to be irresponsible? You're such a chicken! Su Ruoli kicked at Qin Ye, Qin Ye didn't dodge or dodge, and was kicked to the ground by Su Ruoli, Su Ruoli stepped on Qin Ye's chest with her delicate feet: "I'll show this sheet to Zhang Jing'an later, you're dead!" ”
Qin Ye removed Su Ruoli's feet, stood up again, hugged Su Ruoli, and touched her hair: "Okay, I have no opinion if you want to show An An." I said I would be responsible, and I wouldn't be afraid of people knowing. Don't be angry, good! ”
Su Ruoli pouted, and silently put the sheet into her underwear pocket: "Don't say anything when you go back, do you hear me?" ”
Qin Ye was stunned: "Why?" ”
"There is no why. Just don't! Su Ruoli sighed: "Let's talk about it later." Go back first! ”
Qin Ye was afraid that Su Ruoli would go crazy again. I can only nod my head!
And on the way back, Qin Ye always felt that Su Ruoli was walking very awkwardly, no matter how she looked at it, she looked like half a lame!
Su Ruoli glanced back at Qin Ye hatefully: "You." Come here, carry me back, laugh at the fart, laugh at ......"
After returning home, under the frequent threats in Su Ruoli's eyes, Qin Ye didn't say anything after all!
"Did you two make out? It took so long to come back, and did it take so long to clean up a lewd man? Qin Qianxue asked strangely!
Qin Ye was stunned, this time Qin Qianxue was really right!
Su Ruoli ran over and grabbed Qin Qianxue's ear, "Are you complaining again?" ”
"Huh? What's weird about your walking posture? Qin Qianxue's sharp eyes found Su Ruoli's strangeness!
Just when Qin Ye thought that he was about to reveal his stuffing, a mobile phone ringtone remembered, Qin Ye quickly picked it up, and escaped from this embarrassing situation!
"Xiaoye, I've already arrived in Yejing, what about coming to my house for the New Year, and you lied to me again?"
It was Ruo Yihan who called!
"Yihan, ...... you" Qin Ye whispered: "Are you here to Yanjing to shoot a TV series?" ”
"Xiaoye, why are you asking about work again, don't mention these, what do you want to eat at night, I'll make it for you." Miss Ben's craftsmanship is first-class, you know my family, I'll wait for you! ”
Qin Yi seemed to have discovered a new world: "You can still cook, dare to ask where the teacher is, the big star cooks for me, I will be hunted down by your fans!" After saying that, he laughed.
Ruoyi Hanjiao sneered: "I hate it, I must come, when will you come, when will I move the chopsticks, otherwise I will sit like this until dawn!" “
Qin Ye really couldn't help her, and said with a smile: "I'll come!" ”
Then Ruo Yihan hung up the phone, and the sound of filming came from the other side of the phone, it seems that she really came to Yanjing to film!
The day that made Qin Ye cry and laugh like this passed like this.
At night, there was silence, and in a luxurious community, a woman was cooking very seriously.
However, the situation seems to be a bit worse, there is an "ah" sound, it is burned, and a "ah" sound, and a bloody mouth is drawn on the finger......
However, it wasn't long before the dishes on the table looked really good, and the color and aroma were all there.
And after Qin Ye arrived as promised, she was also surprised, Ruo Yihan smiled and pulled the stool, pressed Qin Ye down, and then sat down by herself, wearing a pink pajamas, looking charming and moving!
I have to say, the taste is really not good, and it is very unpalatable.
Qin Ye was about to make fun of her, but if Yihan kept picking up vegetables for Qin Ye, Qin Ye noticed the wound on her hand.
With a sour nose, he hugged Ruo Yihan all of a sudden, and Ruo Yihan was stunned on the spot.
"Fool, you can buy ready-made!" Qin Ye said distressed in Ruo Yihan's ear!
Smelling the body fragrance on Ruo Yihan's body, it is definitely not a perfume, but it is there.
Qin Ye's brain buzzed, and his face became hot. I couldn't help but hug it, and a fragrance quickly spread to the whole body, and a sense of comfort filled the whole body.
Ruoyi Han sighed, Qin Ye let go of her, and her face was also flushed.
was already extremely delicate, and with a shyness, Qin Ye couldn't wait to pounce on it and take a few bites.
"Ah, the food is going to be cold, I'll go and give you some heat."
Ruo Yihan broke the embarrassment and said suddenly.
"No, I'm suddenly feeling so hungry, hehe." After Qin Ye finished speaking, he took a bite of the food and drank the soup, Ruo Yihan couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction.
"You like to eat, I'll make it every day in the future, okay." Ruo Yihan said emotionally. Qin Ye suddenly choked!
In the middle of the night, in the night sky, the moon is dim, the stars are sparse, and the whole earth seems to have fallen asleep.
Qin Ye entered Ruo Yihan's room lightly, saw that the quilt had fallen to the ground, and gently helped her cover it again, and was just about to leave, when she suddenly felt a tightness in her back.
Two soft things pressed against his back, of course Qin Ye knew what it was, and he felt that something wanton was flowing in his body.
Looking back at Ruo Yihan, she was wearing pajamas, but her belt was not tightened, and the white arc on her chest was faintly about to come out.
watched Qin Ye's brain blood flow backwards, and then pressed down that hot and graceful body.
kissed Ruo Yihan's fragrant lips, and soon, a couple of men and women in the room were turning clouds and rain, and only gasping was left.
In the early morning of the next day, the sun slowly rose, and Qin Ye touched the side, leaving only the residual aroma.
The person in her arms had already gotten up, and after Qin Ye got up, he saw her busy figure, not only hugged her delicate body from behind, but also kissed her cheek. "Dear wife, you are so good! “
Ruoyi snorted and said, "Who is your wife, shameless." ”
Qin Ye smiled evilly, "Don't, then I'll find someone else." After speaking, pretending to let go and leave, Ruo Yihan hurriedly hugged Qin Ye.
As if he would lose him in the next moment, his eyes unconsciously clouded with a mist.
Seeing this, Qin Ye hurriedly admitted his mistake: "Teasing you, don't take it seriously!" (To be continued......)