"How does it feel?"

In the night breeze, Yuan Ze asked Lin Hao, whose face was sinking like water.)

Lin Hao didn't raise his head and said, "Are you deliberately trying to destroy my three views?" ”

"I just think you should wake up." Yuan Ze said earnestly, "I'm always thinking about Yu Sha, don't you think it's a loss?" At our age, it's time to think about lifelong events. ”

Lin Hao said angrily: "Speaking of which, you are still a year older than me, why don't you think about lifelong events?" ”

"Why didn't you think about it? I've been thinking about it ever since I finished last year. Over the past year, I have secretly accumulated positive energy, and I have been looking for a marriage partner everywhere. ”

“…… Otherwise, accompany me to a movie. ”

"See what?"

"Harry Potter 10."

"If I don't go, I'll be very depressed when I see this film."

"This isn't a romance movie, you melancholy fart!"

"The age is different, and the mentality of watching this film is also different. When I used to watch Harry Potter, the most intuitive feeling was: Hermione's eyes were a little bigger......"

"And now?"

"The feeling now is: I'm a year older again......"

"So you're depressed?"

"Not only that, when I saw Hermione before, I saw that she could masturbate, and she could. Now, I see that she no longer has the urge to masturbate, and she has said that she will not be young when she is thirty, and I don't want to realize that I am an uncle who is infinitely close to thirty years old when I watch this film. ”

"Yo, I really can't see it, Brother Ze, you also have such sad times."

"Nonsense, these days, who can not have the feelings of literary and artistic youth?"

“…………”

"Okay, that's it, you go to the movies, I'll go back to the book."

"Just you, still reading?"

"Read web novels."

"That's pretty much it...... What have you been watching lately? ”

"As a man who accumulates positive energy, I've been reading sports novels lately."

"What does this have to do with accumulating positive energy? Do you still see the Olympic spirit in the book? ”

"You think, athletics. This kind of subject matter is very direct, very pure, and very refreshing. Generally, there are no vendettas, conspiracies, and old routines such as not being vindictive. Of course, it may be because there are no such episodes. Most of the sports themes are very popular. In general, reading this kind of novel, I don't feel so tired, and my mind is suddenly a little pure. ”

"What else do you see?"

"I also summed up a rule, the protagonist in a football novel must be Hikiri? Hazel, the protagonist of basketball novels has to be Jessica? Alba. ”

“…………”

Two chrysanthemums bloom and one for each.

Say it in a splendid hall. A Chinese man is tossing and turning with two naked girls, one white and one black, and those two girls are Ji Li summed up by Yuan Ze? Hazel and Jessica? Alba. It can be seen that the Chinese man is such a vulgar person, and he would go to Japan to live with these two girls who have countless protagonists. This also shows how pathetic today's network authors are, and the girl who can't think of the day can only let the protagonist go to Japan obscenely.

After hundreds of rounds of fierce fighting, the two foreign girls mysteriously disappeared, and only the man with obvious oriental characteristics was left in the hall. Looking closely, the man is somewhat similar to Yun Mu ten years ago. Actually, the above is all nonsense. Why don't you just say that this is Yunmu? Because there is a water injection god to teach experience, such an expression can not only bring out the mystery of the protagonist, but also make up words!

All right. The man with an evil smile, deep eyes, a tall body, full of the demeanor of the protagonist, and a little bit of mystery is Yun Mu. At this time, he took a deep breath and listened to the system prompt.

"Congratulations on completing the epic quest [Hundred Nations Kill], successfully killing the beauties of a hundred countries to the point of losing their armor, and obtaining a [Epic Medal of Honor] to use this medal. You can get the special title [Man who travels all over Europe, America, Asia, Africa and Latin America]! With this title, the men of Europe, America, Asia, Africa and Latin America kneel when they see you, and the women of Europe, America, Asia, Africa and Latin America get wet when they see you......"...,

Hearing this, Yun Mu was very touched.

Finally, he finally fulfilled a wish instead of Yuan Ze, which was a wish that Yuan Ze had since he was a child.

It is said that legends have extraordinary ambitions since childhood. This one is not false at all. I remember when I was in elementary school, my Chinese teacher asked my classmates to use "what if...... Then" to form a sentence, Yuan Ze's thoughts were surging at that time, showing his unique side.

At that time, Yuan Ze made a sentence like this: If I have a 30-centimeter one, then I must travel all over Europe, America, Asia, Africa and Latin America every day!!

With this medal, Yun Mu was relieved, this so-called [Epic Medal of Honor] could actually be given to others, so of course it had to be left to Yuan Ze. With this medal, Yuan Ze's childhood dream will soon come true. As for Yun Mu himself, since he became a seventh-order nightmare master, he can freely enter and exit anyone's dream realm, and he can even pull the sister paper from different dreams into his dream realm hall and ravage it.

"Congratulations on completing the strongest task [Thousand Girl Chop], and the four attributes will increase by 1,000 points."

"Congratulations on cultivating [Combination of Light and Darkness] to the Great Perfection Realm and becoming a ninth-order Nightmare Master!"

Yun Mu didn't say a word, he immediately flew out of the main hall, flew out tens of thousands of miles in a few minutes, and arrived at the foot of a black giant mountain, bombarding the colorful halo in the mountain. The ninth-order nightmare master, who is invincible in the nightmare world, was invincible in the nightmare world, and in less than a stick of incense, the colorful halo dissipated, and the seal that enveloped the entire mountain also dispersed, and when the dust settled, a little girl of seven or eight years old walked out.

"Ten years, a hundred years of nightmare time, you finally did it." The little girl's voice was exactly the same as that of the fairy sister, "After doing the last thing, you will be free." ”

Yun Mu: "Find that person?" ”

Sister Fairy: "Yes, the one who created the Nightmare World. ”

Yun Mu: "Who is he?" ”

Sister Fairy: "I don't know, you can see for yourself." ”

As he spoke, Yun Mu felt a thought emerge from the alarm clock, and in this thought, he saw a lot of disorganized memory fragments.

Suddenly, the prompt came again: "The last task [add a little positive energy to the old cow], after completion, you will become the master of the nightmare world, if you fail you will be wiped out, do you accept it?" ”

"Accept!"

Yun Mu was very calm, as if he had been waiting for this day for ten years.

Immediately afterwards, the pictures in my mind became clearer and clearer, and these pictures were all related to the man called Lao Niu. Yun Mu chose the longest fragment and entered this fragment of dreams.

Date: January 2013.

Location: At the entrance of a civil affairs bureau.

The person in the dream has always had one thing to say, and the honesty is outrageous. Yun Mu was not polite, glanced at the thirty-year-old quasi-uncle, and then went straight to the topic: "Are you an old cow?" ”

Uncle Quasi was really honest: "Yes." ”

Yun Mu: "What are you doing here?" ”

Lao Niu: "I'm lamenting this life." ”

Yun Mu: "Touching the scene? Been here before? ”

Lao Niu: "Yes, I came here in 08. ”

Yun Mu: "What are you going to do that time?" ”

Lao Niu: "Get a marriage certificate." ”

Yun Mu: "What about this time?" ”

Lao Niu: "Get a divorce certificate." ”

To be continued ......)

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