Chapter 23 Two masters who are not bad for money
The other foot, slightly soft, delicate, soft, and ......
Gently sweep your calves and make a warm circle on your shin with your big toe.
The previous foot was soft, tender, and slightly thin.
Five dexterous toes stuck hard against the skin of my calf, hooking and pinching hard.
It's a completely different style at all.
If a person has two feet, then the person is definitely suffering from a high-intensity split personality.
I'm wearing Adi's rotten shoes today, a pair of combat boots that have been with me for half a year. The characteristics of this boot are three fast, that is, wear it to run fast, plus take off fast, wear fast.
My feet were busy in my shoes for a while, and I quietly took out my big feet.
Okay, my Ji family's ancestral medical skills, my feet will not smoke people......
Then, I lifted my foot lightly and with lightning speed, I stepped on the two little feet that had violated me.
"Hey......"
"Yo ......"
Xiao Qi, Li Xue!
Both of them let out low screams at the same time.
I smiled, smug on my face, and took a sip of tea.
The North American Giant Bear looked at Xiao Qi blankly, and then looked at Li Xue: "What's wrong with you?" ”
"This tea is slightly hot, scalded ......"
The two replied in unison.
Liu Gaoxia smiled: -one-book-read-small-say-"You can't be anxious when drinking tea, you have to taste it slowly, just take this xxx tea as an example." It is expensive because the tea soup is clear and the taste is ......"
Sister Liu, if you don't open a teahouse, it's really a big loss for my country's tea art industry.
I sighed speechlessly, my eyes fell on Xiao Qi's face intentionally or unintentionally, and I saw that this woman was staring at me directly. At the same time, he also holds love crazy in his hand, as if intentionally or unintentionally.
I open WeChat.
saw the message sent by Xiao Qi: "Why did you step on other people's houses just now, it hurts, you have to give me a pedicures another day." ”
What I thought to myself was, if I didn't step on it, would I let you and Li Xue's feet meet on my lap?
But the reply was: "No, I didn't step on anyone." ”
Xiao Qi made a glaring expression: "Oh my God, didn't I just reach out and touch you?" ”
"What, what are you doing under the table?"
Xiao Qi was frightened: "Oh my God, what did I do, who is that person?" ”
I was afraid that Xiao Qi would be really frightened, and when I went back at night to have nightmares, I said, "That person is me." ”
"Really?"
"Do you want me to stand up and shout, Zhu Xiaoqi's toes are dexterous enough to pinch the meat on my legs?"
Xiao Qi stuck out his tongue and added the word 'bad'.
I was about to continue, when I suddenly saw the North American giant bear looking down at Xiao Qi's mobile phone and asking, "Seven, who are you chatting with?" ”
Xiao Qizhi's skills are fast to the limit, I saw her turn off WeChat in an instant, cut to find your sister, and her movements were coherent and in one go.
"No, the game."
The North American giant bear hummed, took another cup and tilted his head, and toasted a cup of tea with the heroism of not losing the man.
Liu Gaoxia was stunned, and it is estimated that she also saw that it was a waste of saliva to talk about tea scriptures with this group of goods.
Li Xue relieved the siege, stood up and said that it was not early, tired for a day, and it was time to go home and rest.
Everyone left the table one after another and sat up, walked out of the tea room, and went outside the room.
Xiao Qi, Aunt Lan, and Li Xue had a car, and Brother Hun drove by himself.
Aunt Lan got into the car first, during which Li Xue greeted me, and I was about to leave, when Liu Gaoxia suddenly rushed out and said, "Doctor Ji, wait a minute, I have something to ask you about Gongzi Xu, and I will let the driver of the villa drive you back when I go back." ”
I stopped, and my eyes fell on Li Xue's face.
Seeing this, Liu Gaoxia said: "Mr. Li, if you borrow someone, you won't be unhappy." ”
Li Xue was relieved: "Where...... By the way, Xiaoji, tomorrow is off, you can go to work or be at home. ”
I'll do the math, tomorrow is Saturday, but this is a break, there is no need to say it directly. Why do you say that you can go to work and be at home?
Don't let me think about it anymore, Li Xue got into the car, the Land Rover started, the rudder, accelerated, and the dust left.
Liu Gaoxia smiled and stretched out her hand: "Mr. Ji, please." Xu Gongzi stood aside and looked at me meaningfully.
I don't understand, is this pair trying to poison me, or is it trying to do something else?
The two of us and I went back to the tea room.
Liu Gaoxia made another high-grade Pu'er.
Between teas, a few mountain village girls brought refreshments. At the end, another girl carried a big paper bag and handed it to me.
I was stunned.
Liu Gaoxia explained: "Seeing that Mr. Ji is also a tea ceremony, my little heart is Pu'er raw tea that has been hidden for many years, and it is difficult to buy it on the market, I hope Mr. Ji likes it." ”
I laughed at it.
Liu Gaoxia said again: "I heard that Mr. Ji has excellent medical skills, and Mr. Ji is here today, mainly because Mr. Xu wants to consult with Mr. about something." ”
Xu Shaoshang got up, grinned, smiled and stretched out his hand.
I saluted in return, squeezing his skinny little paws.
Xu Gongzi said enthusiastically: "Mr. Ji, I, there are mainly two things, one is a small physical problem, and the other is a sigh of ......" After speaking, he sighed as if he was extremely distressed.
"That is, I want plastic surgery on this face, I wonder if there is any danger?"
I gathered my eyes and carefully examined Xu's big face that was shocked as 'Shura', for a long, long time......
I was thinking......
If God Almighty is given a choice, one is to let him make Xu handsome, and the other is to let the people of the world live in peace forever without war and disease.
I believe God will choose the latter.
The difficulty coefficient of the latter, whether from the perspective of materialism theory or the perspective of idealism and fantasy, is the lowest relative to Xiao Xu's physiognomy.
But from the perspective of human nature, I don't want to hit Xiao Xu.
So I hehe.
"Well, yes, there shouldn't be any big danger, this makeover is not my forte, it mainly depends on the opinion of the chief surgeon."
Xu Gongzi touched his face, leaned closer and asked: "Mr. Ji, in addition to this face, I still have some small problems, you can simply help me take a look, see if I can go to the root, if you want to use medicine, there is no need to hesitate in terms of money, even if it is hundreds of thousands of millions of ginseng, I can afford it." ”
I smiled and motioned for him to take his wrist over to take his pulse, and during this time, I asked him to open his mouth to look at the coating of his tongue, and then asked about the dryness of his stools, the frequency of his stools, his dietary preferences, his sleep quality, and finally when he urinated. Without waiting for Xu Gongzi to speak, I grabbed it.
"Master Xu, with all due respect, when you urinate, you often fork up, right?"
Xu Shaoshang came to his senses when he heard it: "Hey, how could Mr. Ji know." ”
I signaled to him not to make a fuss, and continued: "Your illness involves **, so ......" I looked back at Liu Gaoxia.
The latter understood, smiled playfully, turned around and took small steps, and walked out of the room, not forgetting to lock the door as he left.
Xu Gongzi took a step closer and said in a low voice, "Mr. Ji can talk now." ”
I nodded slightly: "Young Master Xu, the root of your illness lies in the words 'too much overdraft'. ”
Xu Shaoshang nodded hurriedly.
I also said, "The fire in your body is extremely heavy, and the fire in your kidneys is a burst of fire caused by too much stimulation from external audio-visual images. The phase fire disturbs the kidney water, so that you, the kidney yin is dried up, and the kidney yang is not collected, which further leads to your overdraft. ”
When I talk about this, I think Xu Gongzi's family has more than 100 million yuan, although it is strange, but it shouldn't be impossible to find a woman.
So, I stretched out my left hand and clenched my fist, probed my right index finger, stabbed it into the fist and said, "Xu Gongzi, you usually do this......" I repeatedly took out my index finger and stabbed it. Then he withdrew his index finger, clenched his left hand into a fist, and swayed violently up and down in the air: "Or ...... do this?" ”
Who knows, Xu Gongzi saw it, shook his head and said to me: "I didn't use these two methods. ”
I was shocked, and I said that I had met a master today.
Xu Gongzi stood up, grabbed his hand in the air, made a posture of taking something, put the thing to his mouth, puffed out his cheeks, and blew hard.
After blowing, he held his hands with his hands and his body repeatedly, straightening his hips, stabbing forward, and withdrawing his hips.
I watched it for a long time, slapped my head, stretched out my finger at Xu Gongzi and said loudly: "Doll! Inflatable dolls! ”
Xu Gongzi Yile: "Yes! dolls, but it's silicone, water-filled, heated kind. ”
After I understood, I motioned to Xu Gongzi not to be excited, and let him sit down.
I said to Xu Gongzi: "No matter how good the doll is, it is also a doll." You're so angry, you just let the doll make trouble. ”
Xu Gongzi glared: "Is it possible...... What does Mr. Ji mean, the dolls have a climate and become sperm? ”
I waved my hand and signaled Xu Gongzi not to think too much, the doll is silicone, no matter the fantasy angle or the materialist angle, in real life, it will never become a fine land.
The main thing is Xu Gongzi, you hold a doll all day long, and overdraft uncontrollably, if you continue like this for a long time, it is easy to wither, so as to be the root of the next tuberculosis.
Now what about you, one is the dry kidney yin, that is, the kidney yin is deficient, and the second is the prostate, which is a little problematic, it is estimated to be swollen and so on. ”
Xu Gongzi interjected and said, "Yes, since I followed the online tutorial, what kind of long-lasting technique has I practiced......"
I said, "Bah, what a fart prolongation surgery has ruined the prostate for many years." ”
I continued: "These are two points, thirdly, your heart is weak in yin, your heart is more hot, and your spleen and stomach are not very good. Usually there is too much stomach acid and it is easy to burp. ”
Xu Shaoshang was convinced: "Mr. Ji, you are all right, so how to treat this?" ”
In this case, in the early stage, Zhibai Dihuang pills were used to remove kidney fire and nourish kidney yin. In the middle stage, the liver is soothed and the spleen is strengthened with flavored Xiaoyao pills, and in the later stage, the bezoar Qingxin pills are used to clear the heart and strengthen the heart.
Then find a place where no one can bury the dolls, and it's basically fine.
But Xu Gongzi is not bad for money, and Xu Gongzi can buy millions of old ginseng.
So, I said, "Well, I'll give you some medicine for the next two days, you can eat it first, okay, and then talk about money." ”
Xu Gongzi thanked him again and again.
The two sides exchanged mobile phone numbers.
In the end, I said meaningfully to Xu Gongzi: "Those dolls, bury them if they should be buried." It's a big deal, if you have a thought, on the first and fifteenth days of the new year, burn some paper and put incense on the pillar, and that's it. ”
Xu Shaoshang even claimed that it was.