Chapter 8: Kendo
The drizzle is like a light silk in the hands of a fairy, weaving a whole night, and the early morning covers the heaven and earth with a hazy veil, and the humid air seems to be able to wring out the water, which is a wet and picturesque morning,
Standing under the eaves, looking up at the light rain in the sky, Wu Ming's expression was a little depressed, this rain is really not timely, because of the rain and humidity, all the clothes and pants he washed and dried last night were not dry, and he complained about the rain without clothes, do you want to wear a bathrobe to go out today,
Fortunately, this question did not bother Wu Ming for too long, the translator glasses man came, and sent a real timely rain, because of the previous formal introduction, Wu Ming already knew that his name was Kamitoxiong, a top student of Kyoto Foreign Chinese College, the core figure of the cherry blossom group, he personally brought a new change of clothes and breakfast for Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang,
Rice, fish soup, raw eggs, pickles, very fishy traditional Oriental breakfast, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are not used to eating, just barely swallowed, people are not too picky when they are hungry,
After eating breakfast, Wu Ming picked his teeth with a fish bone, squinted at Ueto Xiong, who was kneeling beside him, and asked casually, "What about Mr. Sakuragi?" ”
Ueto Yu smiled and replied, "The elder is handling some business in the company, and he will come over to have lunch with you at noon." ”
Zhuge Dachang looked surprised, and interjected and asked, "Company, isn't he here?" ”
Ueto explained, "The elder doesn't live here, he returned to Daito City last night, and usually only his wife lives here. ”
The husband and wife separated, Wu Ming's eyebrows jumped twice, the corners of his mouth cracked and cocked, revealing a playful expression, it turned out to be a long drought and no rain, no wonder that woman would have a resentful face, this situation is easy for a third party to take advantage of, the distance will not make the husband and wife have any bullshit beauty, it will only make the husband and wife have a leg with outsiders,
A potential beautiful adultery is in front of him, do you have to wait until you lose it to regret it, people must know how to cherish the blessings, now is a good opportunity to take advantage of the void, it is a waste to miss it, a touch of obscenity floated on Wu Ming's eyebrows, he began to inquire about the family affairs of other couples in a roundabout way,
For some things on the surface, the identity of the information on the surface, Ueto Xiong didn't hide too much, but, for the identity of the Sakuragi longevity couple family affairs, he didn't reveal much, and only mentioned some irrelevant things, when it came to the Sakura group industry, he only gave a detailed introduction,
The speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang don't care about how many industries the Sakura Group has, they care more about the identity of the Sakuragi Longevity couple, especially the leader of the Sakura Group, Mrs. Sakuragi Natsuhara, her real name is Yamaguchi Natsuhara,
Yamaguchi Natsuhara, from the underworld wealthy Yamaguchi family, her sister is the second lady of the Nara group, and the short-lived young master Tamura Saburo who died not long ago is her nephew, when he was politely introduced before, Wu Ming has already had doubts about the name Sakuragi Natsuhara, and now it has finally been confirmed that Sakuragi Natsuhara and Yamaguchi Natsuhara are the same person,
No wonder the wife of the team leader, who is a beautiful girl, will show her head, and personally lead people to hunt down herself, it is the nature of animals to protect calves, not to mention the highest level of animals, for Sakuragi Natsuhara, who has no children, nephews are no different from her son,
The son of the murderer is equivalent to ripping off the flesh of other people's hearts, although he feels very wronged in his heart, but Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, who compare their hearts to their hearts, can understand the feelings of some people, only one thing makes them still wonder, they have already entered a situation of endless death, why is there a 180-degree change now,
What is the intention of not moving, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are not think-tank characters, they are too lazy to think too much about these brain-consuming things, seeing that the rain outside the door and window has stopped, they stood up together and walked out, ** After that, there will always be sunshine, and the water will always come out,
The air after the rain can smell the smell of earth and grass, and the three men stroll leisurely on the bluestone paved path, and Ueto Xiong acts as a temporary tour guide to introduce the buildings they see along the road to Wu Ming and the others.
This ancient building was originally a shrine, but as the people in the mountains gradually moved to live outside the mountain, the shrine that lost its incense slowly declined, and ten years ago, the Sakura Group purchased the shrine and renovated and expanded, and then turned it into a private summer resort.
Passing by a large house with a plaque, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang heard a shouting from inside the house, and the sound of bamboo swords hitting each other, they opened the door with a look of curiosity,
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The hall of about 300 square meters is covered with a shiny wooden floor, surrounded by wooden figures for practice, with many honorary certificates hanging on the wall, and eight people wearing Taoist uniforms and protective gear in the center of the venue are practicing kendo.
Headwind, thrust, Tang bamboo, robe slash, whether to strike first or to brake with static, calm judgment, brave face, this is the battle of the samurai, this is the fight of both wisdom and courage, this is the way of the sword,
Kendo is a kind of traditional Oriental martial arts, it is the same as the traditional martial arts of China, it has long been from prosperity to decline, and there are fewer and fewer people who practice it.
After Wu Ming and the three of them walked into the dojo, the practitioners all stopped, and took off the shields on their heads, nine people were six men and three women, eight of them were wearing black robes, only the hostess Sakuragi Natsuhara was different, she was wearing a white robe,
The eldest sister who took the lead plus eight subordinates, no more, no less than nine people, looking at their appearance and figure, it should be the person who chased us nine streets with M16, after Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exchanged a look, their eyes began to become like a wolf and a tiger, and the eyes of the two sides met, it seemed to be mixed with sparks and lightning, and when the enemy met, his eyes were red,
The male hangs up and castrates, and the woman hangs up and rapes,
Wu Ming's eyes were about to burst into flames, seeing that the atmosphere had become tense, Ueto Xiong hurriedly coughed loudly, Sakuragi Natsuhara smiled, and motioned for his subordinates to continue practicing, Wu Ming snorted coldly, walked to the front of the knife holder on the side, and picked up a bamboo sword casually,
Fortunately, it didn't start, Ueto Xiong breathed a sigh of relief, secretly wiped his sweat, Wu Ming held the bamboo sword in his right hand, and carried his left hand behind him, and stabbed the dummy by the wall with Western fencing routines a few times, and the movements were elegant and elegant,
Zhuge Dachang, who was striking the enemy with his eyes, took the time to glance at Wu Ming, and then sighed in surprise and asked, "You kid can also use Western fencing." ”
"Know a little bit of fur." Wu Ming nodded and said with a smile: "I have an instructor who is a master of using a sword. ”
"Then play two tricks for my brother."
"Okay."
Seeing that the eyes around him were looking at him, Wu Ming's spirit was more sufficient, and he completely exerted his strength to touch the milk, and jerked at the dummy, and the final completed action was a handsome overlord back to the horse pistol, the bamboo sword flew out of his hand, and with a "......" sound, the lamp on the wall fell and shattered to the ground.
At the same time, the eyes of the people were shattered, and the expressions on their faces all turned into consternation.
In ancient times, Genghis Khan bent the bow and shot the eagle, and now there is Wu Ming dancing sword and shooting light bulbs,
Wu Ming usually catches things and throws them into the sky, always subconsciously shoots at the light source, this is out of professional habits, whether it is stealing chickens and dogs or secretly touching sisters-in-law, black lights and blind fire is the king, and those who insist on stealing other people's wives will definitely lie at the bottom of the river one step ahead.
Wu Ming raised his eyebrows at Zhuge Dachang and said with a smug smile: "How is it, is it so handsome that you fall off the scum." ”
Zhuge Dachang ridiculed: "Western fencing also has a horse pistol. ”
Wu Ming smiled and said, "This is my self-created Huima Xiao Li Flying Knife. ”
Just as the two were talking, Sakuragi Natsuhara walked over with a swaying posture, if the years are a pig-killing knife, then it is too merciful to this woman in her thirties, without leaving a trace of wrinkles on her beautiful face, she is still without makeup, still beautiful,
Walking in front of the two, Sakuragi Natsuhara bowed slightly, his eyes fell on Wu Ming, and he smiled with interest: "Your Western swordsmanship is good, but should you pay for a lamp." ”
Zhuge Dachang was taken aback: "You can speak Chinese." ”
Wu Ming smiled and said, "I'm willing to pay for it." ”
"I don't like to eat meat." Sakuragi Natsuhara pretended to be confused, she walked straight to the knife holder on the side, then picked up a bamboo sword, turned around and said, "Wu Mingjun, do you say that my swordsmanship is powerful, or your Western swordsmanship is powerful." ”
"You want to compare."
"Don't you dare."
Beating his wife on a rainy day, that's called being idle, beating someone else's beautiful wife on a rainy day, that's a rare opportunity, Wu Ming's heart blossomed, but his face looked arrogant, and he hummed: "Why should I compare with you." ”
Sakuragi Natsuhara's smile was like a cherry blossom in June, coquettish and elegant, and she whispered: "The man of Huaxia is really ......"
They were all soft eggs, and before she could close the coffin, Wu Ming hurriedly interrupted: "Compare to whom, who is afraid of whom." ”
"I want to say that the men in Huaxia are really gentlemen, they only like to use their mouths, and they don't like to use their hands......" Sakuragi Natsuhara playfully teased: "It seems that Wu Mingjun is not a gentleman. ”
Trick me, Wu Ming had a black line on his face, and said coldly: "Our Huaxia martial arts competition is to have a colorful head." ”
"Color."
"Prizes for winning, penalties for losing."
Sakuragi Natsuhara nodded suddenly and said confidently: "If you lose, just promise me one thing." ”
Wu Ming pursed his lips and said, "Return the original words." ”
Whether it is Oriental kendo or Western fencing, both sides of the battle must wear protective gear, one is to protect themselves, and the other is to respect the opponent...... Chirp crooked ......"
When Wu Ming put on the protective gear, it was not Sakuragi Natsuhara who stood in front of him, but a woman with five big and three thick, a good female middle school Zhang Fei, if you want to fight the boss, you must clear the monster first, this is someone's field, the rules are set by the people, the one who comes is the guest, Wu Ming, who is the challenger, must first challenge from the low-level swordsman,
Wu Ming glanced at the beautiful Sakuragi Xia Yuan on the side, and then looked helplessly at the ruined female Zhang Fei, the two sides stood still and bowed to each other, the female Zhang Fei held the sword with both hands and opened a posture, Wu Ming swung his sword and turned around, and a very gentlemanly gesture to the opponent to attack first,
After waiting for a while, the female Zhang Fei, who couldn't see the expression on her face, still looked ready to attack, and there was no sign of attacking first, Wu Ming was a little anxious, but in the face of a woman, he was embarrassed to make the first move.
Thinking of the game he had played before, Wu Ming hooked the corners of his mouth, tightened his middle finger at his opponent, and said provocatively in English: "Bitch......"
The female Zhang Fei is really a bit like Zhang Fei, as soon as she was stimulated, she immediately exploded, she shouted angrily, held the sword and rushed to Wu Ming in a few steps, and slammed the sword in the head......
Wu Ming faced the sword in front of him, stepped out of the European step like a common one on the basketball court, his shoulders shook twice like lightning, bowed down and rushed out from the female Zhang Fei, and then instantly walked behind her, raised his foot, and kicked someone's ass like a thunderbolt.
"Hey, hey......" The female Zhang Fei threw herself to the ground, holding her ass and twitching, unable to get up for a long time.
The rules of the way of the sword, if the bamboo sword falls to the ground, it is a loss, Wu Ming, who killed the opponent in seconds, took off his mask, revealed a deep look, looked at Zhuge Dachang who was stunned on the side, and asked quietly: "Brother Pig, what do you think of my swordsmanship." ”
Zhuge Dachang asked weakly: "You can use your feet to compare swords." ”
"Man is a sword, a sword is a man, I have reached the point where man and sword are one, and my feet are also my sword."
"Damn."
Wu Ming shook his head and sighed with a lonely face: "Who can understand my sword." ”
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A string of contemptuous eyes shot at Wu Ming, and the corners of Sakuragi Natsuhara's mouth curled slightly, this is indeed a shameless man, he may not be a master of swordsmanship, but he is undoubtedly a master of fighting, such an opponent is quite interesting, isn't it,