Then, I began to narrate: "After that, I went to the place called the Time House, and I saw a lot of past, and I saw people I was reluctant to reluctant, including my parents, my parents, and ...... Fifi...... Diao Diao...... Qianqian...... And you, my friends, I was bent on dying, but it was your call that called me back and brought me back to life! ”

If you don't stir up a little affection in this case, wouldn't it be a waste of this beautiful day?

Everyone was said to have a sour nose, several women had begun to shed tears, and the men represented by Shennong's No. 1 couldn't stop picking up the wine glass and pouring wine, it can be seen that they were also moved by me......

"After redeeming myself, I walked out of the room, and I saw the ...... The old man, with a long beard and just like that, talked for a while, and then he explained to me the reason for the incident and told me some of the origins. Who am I, sir? People who care about the world, of course, what I care about most is the matter of the children of chaos, so I knelt on the ground and kowtowed hundreds of heads to beg his old man to take care of the common people and avoid my calamity, the old man originally didn't plan to participate in our, but seeing my sincerity in kowtowing, this told me another thing! It turns out that the old man created a world called grapes! That world is like a comet hitting the earth, so the old man can only rely on the supreme power to stop the catastrophe of the impact, but he has no time to take care of the children of chaos! ”

I have been so processed, adding a lot of heroism, I have changed from a lost person who suddenly ignores the world to a strong man who cares about the world, Bodhi Ancestor, from an inventor who is afraid of death to a powerless strange hero.

How desolate, how tragic, how masculine!

In any case, everyone finally believed, and the faith was a mess.

The behavior of the Bodhi Ancestor to create a new world seems to have given Shennong's No. 1 a hint of inspiration, this old man walked into the woods with his head in his hands, it should be a feeling!

The four old immortals kowtowed their hair, their expressions were solemn, as if they were thinking about their family and country, but judging from their occasional drooling appearance, eighty percent of them were thinking about real estate development.

The Twelve Idiots were so excited, not for anything else, because their master, I, had met a higher-level person, and as my apprentice, they were so proud.

Wang Chongyang has not stopped, asking me all the time if there is a way to contact Bodhi Ancestor, don't think I can't see that this guy wants to rebel against the only person close to Sanqing.

And just like that, in this oppressive atmosphere, we ended the conversation.

On the way out of the hut in the forest, Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian set me into my tent like a monster that had been pixels for thousands of years.

Soon, the following words came from my tent:

Sophie Fei Complex: "Hurry up and get things done, as for red tape, weddings or something, you can make up for it in the future, I don't pick, follow you, I don't want anything else, just a mood, take advantage of the good mood of the old lady, you can say hello casually!" ”

I can't see that this little girl is actually a pragmatist trend.

Diao Zetian: "If Lang Jun is interested, he will marry a slave family, everything is empty, only with Jun in his arms, he will live a happy life." ”

This is a bit of a taste of seeing through life.

Liu Qian: "I can't do it, I said it, my mother is a second marriage, and others will think it is a remarriage...... No matter what, it must be done grandly, I can't lose my face, the old lady has one in her Chinese New Year's Eve this year, she wants to have a figure, she wants a face to have a face, not a master who is given away in vain! ”

It's definitely realistic!

Of course, I was not polite: "This is what you said, I didn't force you!" ”

Liu Qian was quite impatient: "Don't ink, what time is it, can't you sleep for a while?" ”

……

Ten minutes later!

Liu Qian: "You're welcome?" ”

Sophie: "What kind of gentleman are you pretending to be at this time?" ”

Diao Zetian: "Enough trouble, get down to business!" ”

Me: "You're welcome...... Looks like something is wrong! ”

……

Twenty minutes later!

Liu Qian: "You have to pretend to be the old lady to sleep again!" ”

Sophie: ", don't pretend, no outsiders!" ”

Diao Zetian: "It's twelve o'clock, you look at it!" ”

Me: "I'm not being polite, there's something wrong!" ”

……

Half an hour later!

The three women were furious at the same time: "Get out!" ”

I even crawled out of the tent with a ghost.

Well, I admit that something went wrong, and I just came back to the feeling of being anxious, although my heart is like a fire, but I have never been interested, the current situation is that Su Feifei, Diao Zetian, and Liu Qian all thought that I was pretending to be playing tricks, but only I knew in my heart that something was wrong with me, something must be wrong!

As soon as I got out of the tent, I saw Shennong's No. 1 and the four old immortals who didn't have time to dodge, and the whereabouts of the five people were seen through by me, and they all pretended to get up at night to relieve themselves.

Shennong's No. 1: "Good day!" ”

Jiang Ziya: "Yes, the sky is clear!" ”

Yue Lao: "Damn, the moon is so round!" ”

Yu Gong: "Tomorrow will be another sunny day!" ”

Seon: "Then go back to bed and get up early tomorrow for a run!" ”

With that, the five of them were about to walk towards the hut, and I whispered, "Stop! ”

At the same time, it was pouring rain from the sky......

After running into the hut, Shennong's No. 1 no longer pretended to be stupid, and said to me badly: "Your few words are very hard, but things are not done brightly!" ”

I wanted to tear them apart: "Are you in shape?" I ask you, you are a character admired by everyone, how can you do something to eavesdrop? ”

Jiang Ziya was very unhappy: "I'm just an ordinary immortal clan, you stupid people have deified me, and it's not what I begged you, I'm also an ordinary person, although I have been an immortal official for a few years, but I'm also an ordinary person, why do you measure me with such high requirements?" ”

"That's it!" Shennong's No. 1 added oil and vinegar and said, "Do you know that you are particularly sick? You yourself exterminate human nature, thinking that the gods should cut off the seven emotions and six desires and not eat the fireworks of the world, but have you asked us how we feel? Why are you so sure of us? Did we provoke you? If I'm not interested in women, where did you come from? Okay, I admit that what we did today was a bit excessive, but you use our identity to press us, which is a bit unreasonable, Lao Tzu also told you, at our time, Lao Tzu was a love saint, and the clan had the rules of me and Lao Huangding, as long as I didn't violate these rules, Lao Tzu would do whatever I wanted, unlike you people now, who especially love to pretend to be forced, and one by one pretending to be five people and six people, in fact, everyone is a grandson! ”

it, why are you lying outside the tent eavesdropping? Doesn't that mean me?

Yu Gong clasped my hand tightly: "Boy, you have to remember that no matter how big our name is, we are only a member of the universe after all!" ”

The last one to come out to play the round was Seon: "Boy, you stinky problems must be corrected, otherwise we will be very tired...... Of course, in the future, we won't be able to afford to stay up all night! ”

Anyway, I finally got a promise from the group of strangers, and braved the night rain to walk out of the hut.

I quietly went back to the tent, and found a few hard boards to make a simple bed at the entrance of the tent, and I lay down, but I couldn't sleep, and I was angry.

At this moment, a stupid bird's voice came from his ears: "Your Majesty, why don't you sleep there?" ”

I smiled bitterly in my heart: "It's a mess, it's troublesome!" ”

The stupid bird laughed crisply: "There are times when such a heroic person as the emperor can't sleep!" ”

Me: "I'm just a human being...... By the way, why don't you sleep? ”

The stupid bird was a little shy: "Your Majesty...... The concubine was a little flustered, I don't know why, I was so panicked just now, but the concubine always had a way, suppressed the evil fire in her heart, and finally calmed down! ”

Instantly, I was reminded of the scene in the tent just now!

I asked, with some horror, "Shame, tell me the truth, does your venom have any special effect?" ”

The stupid bird seemed to be able to understand the anxiety in my heart: "The emperor doesn't have to ask, the concubine signed a contract with the emperor, and she can understand the emperor's mood...... There is resistance, so ......"

I collapsed in an instant!

……

The next day, I woke up early, and everyone slept quite comfortably, but I couldn't calm down.

But after all, I have to deal with business, taking advantage of the lack of people, I changed my face, in order to reduce unnecessary trouble and attention, I deliberately changed into an inconspicuous middle-aged man's appearance, the prototype is Seon, so, I am more or less so primitive wild!

Since Lao Zhao said hello before, a bunch of tourists didn't have much resistance to my changes, but praise was inevitable!

Ma Feng: "The little is hidden in the bed, and the big is hidden in the field, Boss Wang is really extraordinary." ”

Sister Mei: "If you don't laugh so obscenely, it's like that!" ”

Zhao Dabao: "This dignity is more terrifying than the ghost stories I have written all my life!" ”

……

Before going out, Jiang Ziya made some instructions to the tourists: "I won't say much about what I asked you before, first of all, everyone has to adapt to one point, that is, you can see others, but others can't see the contrast in your heart!" After getting used to this, everyone has to adapt to the feeling of being discovered by some people, don't panic, we will naturally solve something! Finally, I hope you will have a normal heart and say something unpleasant, you will come here again sooner or later, no need to make a fuss! ”

This will come back sooner or later, but not everyone can understand it!