There are two fraudulent games in life, one is an ethereal lottery ticket that creates sweet dreams for countless people! One is the same ethereal, but it has dug the graves of countless people! Lotteries are fascinating! Love makes people mentally retarded! One quietly drains your pockets! One quietly lowers your intelligence! Smart people have always been wary of these two things. So Chen Xuanting has always been disbelieving in good luck and love! He only believes that he can control everything!

broke up with Ni Qiuyi, the previous romance and excitement were gone, leaving only emptiness and depression.

His mind was full of trouble, Chen Xuanting couldn't help but take off the jade monkey hanging around his neck, held it in his palm, it was cool, and his heart slowly calmed down. Looking around, he unconsciously walked downstairs to Cai Shaofen.

Chen Xuanting drew a smile on the corner of his mouth, hung the jade necklace back around his neck, and then followed the appearance of Lei Yaoyang's hooligan, put his fingers in his mouth, and whistled.

Originally, Chen Xuanting did this, just subconsciously thinking it was fun, but what he didn't expect was that the window of the apartment building really poked out a head again: "Lei Yaoyang, you are going to die!" What are you whistling at noon?! ”

Chen Xuanting smiled, raised his voice and said, "It's me, Chen Xuanting, can I invite you to dinner?" ”

"What, please eat? Wait a minute! Cai Shaofen quickly retracted her head, but immediately stretched out her head and said, "Ten minutes!" Just 10 minutes! "There is no doubt that she needs to dress up carefully. Celebrities, they all have this spleen surname!

Chen Xuanting was downstairs, smoking and waiting.

But soon he understood a truth, there are two kinds of people in the world who are the most untrustworthy: one is a friend who wants to buy a bun and has to worry about it for a long time but says that he wants to invite you to a big meal; One is a woman who says that makeup only takes ten minutes, but in fact it takes nearly an hour!

But for women, you have to wear makeup on the street, and makeup is more than heaven!

Don't go out on the street without makeup!

So as not to be embarrassed and affect the vision!

This kind of woman has always had high requirements for herself, so for their pity, Chen Xuanting, who waited for an hour and smoked a pack of Jianpai cigarettes, finally forgave Cai Shaofen, who was dressed up in a flamboyant manner.

Women, applying makeup so carefully can be regarded as giving yourself a long face, isn't it?!

Cai Shaofen, who was wearing a long green dress and had a developed figure like a peach that could come out of the water with a pinch, coiled up her hair and swayed it in the wind, attracting the attention of male animals like a butterfly.

deliberately lifted his long skirt and danced, revealing the ** of the lotus lotus bullying the snow, which made Chen Xuanting feast his eyes, Cai Shaofen took the opportunity to ask, "Where to eat?" ”

Chen Xuanting's eyes stayed on her small waist, thinking about whether he could hold it with his hand, and said casually: "Where is the most expensive, we will go, we have to be extravagant today!" ”

"Then go to the Peninsula Coffee on Hong Kong Island for steak!" Cai Shaofen said happily.

"Chinese don't eat Western food!" Chen Xuanting shattered Cai Shaofen's dream with one sentence. The reason is very simple, although he has a big tone, he is not stupid, Western food is expensive!

Cai Shaofen was not stupid, and soon understood that Chen Xuanting was fooling himself, so he pouted and said, "Stingy ghost!" Miser! Lonely and cold like you, no woman will like you! ”

"That's the best, one person eats enough for the whole family and doesn't go hungry---- decide if you don't have it, where to go?!" Chen Xuanting said with a smile.

"Then go to the Deyue House in Tsim Sha Tsui, the barbecued pork buns there are delicious!" Cai Shaofen said a location.

"That's good, you have to Yuelou!" After Chen Xuanting finished speaking, he stood still and did not move.

Cai Shaofen looked at him suspiciously, "Do you want me to walk over?" ”

"Hehe, Shaofen, who knows me! Of course, I'm going to walk over---- so don't you have any money left?! Chen Xuanting said with great satisfaction. It looked like seeing a confidant and friend, and his face was full of joy.

Cai Shaofen completely succumbed. I finally dressed up like a peacock, do you want to drag my skirt all the way to eat barbecued pork buns?! Is there any reason to spoil a beautiful woman like this?!

"Big guy, you spare me, you don't even have the cost of a taxi, but how can you invite me to dinner? Do you want to make me pay?! ”

Chen Xuanting smiled slightly and said: "This is too hurtful---- although I am poor, I don't spend women's money!" ”

Cai Shaofen: "But you don't have anything!" ”

"I don't have any money, but I have a good friend!" Chen Xuanting said with a wicked smile.

What is a friend? In addition to the two-rib knife, the biggest function is to pay the bill!

Unfortunately, Lei Yaoyang gloriously became Chen Xuanting's ATM.

When Chen Xuanting called Lei Yaoyang, this guy was fighting with other clubs with a watermelon knife.

The BB machine rang.

Lei Yaoyang slashed down an opponent with a knife, and then said: "Stop, 100,000 urgent, I want to copy!" ”

"Fuck your head, we're fighting, you think you're acting!" The opponent didn't give him a chance at all, and was about to rush forward with a knife, when suddenly, his BB machine also rang.

What to do?!

That guy doesn't rush, and he doesn't rush!

It took so much money to buy a BB machine, it's rare to make a sound!

I thought about it, what if it's a big deal?!

Lei Yaoyang pointed a knife at him: "Brother, why don't we finish the torture and then fight, how about it?" ”

"Afraid of you?!" The guy flashed and went to find the phone.

Lei Yaoyang got out and came to several phone booths, and there were people copying.

"Mom, have you changed the baby's diaper?"

"Dad, you're going to take the dog out for a walk!"

"Wife, can I stop drinking that ginseng three-whip soup!" ……

Nonsense, messy. Lei Yaoyang spat on a mouthful of bloody saliva, bypassed the phone booths, and went straight to a nearby convenience store.

When the people in the shop saw him, they scattered as birds and beasts.

Carrying a knife, covered in blood, Lei Yaoyang said to the shopkeeper very hungrily: "Copy! ”

The shopkeeper trembled, pointed to the counter and said, "The phone is over there!" ”

Lei Yaoyang put the knife on the counter, picked up the phone and called Chen Xuanting.

Chen Xuanting only said one sentence on the phone: "Bring the money, see you in the moon building!" ”

Lei Yaoyang scolded: "Dead Ah Ting!" I'm in the shade again! He turned his head and squinted at the shopkeeper and said, "Uncle, borrow some money to spend!" ”

"To... How much? ”

"It's not much, it's only eight hundred, enough to buy barbecued pork buns!"

"Here, here you go!" That uncle is deeply familiar with the truth of spending money to eliminate disasters, looking at this fierce and vicious guy, he is definitely not a good person, and eight hundred is not too much, just give it to him!

Lei Yaoyang borrowed money very unceremoniously, just like a bitch who collects the scoop after his work. Then he took out a business card and handed it over: "Next time you go to find a woman, you can go to this place, report my name--- Wan Chai Fire Kirin, and give you a 20% discount!" The work of the women in it is very good! After saying this, he casually touched a box of cigarettes from the shelf, opened it and went out with one in his mouth.

The shopkeeper looked at him in the distance, and then cursed, "Die, Hit the Street!" "I picked up the business card of the red light district and wanted to throw it, but I was reluctant to throw it, and finally put it in my pocket. Get a 20% discount, do it dozens of times, and the money just now will be earned! ---- those stinky! transferred the resentment against the old boy to these women who haven't met yet! The shopkeeper felt a little more comfortable.