Chapter 344: Durex as a welfare
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Yang Wanyi leaned on the back of the chair softly, took the water handed by He Chen, rinsed her mouth and spit out the window, looking at He Chen with a pair of watery eyes, all of them were charming, when He Chen erupted, she also reached the apex for the second time, counting the time on campus, this is the third time tonight. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
He Chen's desire was vented, he felt refreshed, touched Yang Wanyi's hair, and asked with a smile, "Are you tired?" ”
"What do you say?" Yang Wanyi's current appearance, even if she is white-eyed, is full of charm, and she looks extremely attractive.
He Chen smiled: "It would be good to come a few more times in the future." ”
Yang Wanyi rolled her eyes again, "If you think about it in the future, you don't have to think about it." ”
Ten minutes later, He Chen and Yang Wanyi arrived home, along the way, although He Chen drove the car slower than usual, but it was not as slow as a snail, mainly because the time for the two people to toss was definitely long enough.
"How? How are the two of them doing in the world? Qin Ke looked at He Chen and Yang Wanyi, and felt that something was wrong.
"Of course, you can try it another day." Yang Wanyi said something in her words, waved her hand to Qin Cao, and ran upstairs, she could smell the smell on her body, but she didn't dare to come to Qin Cao's side.
"You're not going to take her?" Qin Ke looked at He Chen suspiciously, and made a movement to wipe his neck, Yang Wanyi's run, there are no three hundred taels of silver here.
"I was going to go home and take care of her, who knew that you would come back so quickly, and now it seems that there is no play, you say I can't eat alone." He Chen's face, now it is strong enough to resist sandstorms, and he said this with a smile.
"You can eat with confidence, we will never have an opinion, Bing'er, you said yes?" Qin Ke ripped He Chen, turned his head to Ji Bing and asked.
Ji Bing said with some doubts: "What kind of dumb riddle are you two playing, can you explain it?" ”
"Let's go, go back to the room, my sister will explain to you, you can go and eat alone with peace of mind." Qin Ke glared at He Chen and pulled Ji Bing upstairs.
He Chen hummed a song, lay down on the sofa, looked at the phone happily, and after walking to the stairs, Qin Ke turned his head to look at it suspiciously, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and judged in his heart that He Chen didn't want to eat alone, but had already eaten it in his stomach.
"What do you two say?" When Yang Wanyi entered Qin Ke's room, she saw that Qin Ke and Ji Bing didn't know what they were whispering, and Ji Bing couldn't stop laughing.
Qin Cao smiled: "I'm talking about someone who has changed from a girl to a young woman." ”
"Huh! I smell a sour smell, I'm afraid someone wants to become a young woman, my sister will teach you a trick, and sneak into someone's room quietly for a while, ensuring that there will be one less place in this world tomorrow. As a close friend of the boudoir, how could Yang Wanyi be afraid of Qin Cao, and fought back very favorably.
"Yo! Look at your arrogance, tell me honestly, what did you do at night. Qin Cao dragged Yang Wanyi onto the bed and asked with a smile.
Yang Wanyi asked, "Do you want us to do something, or are you afraid that we will do something?" ”
Qin Cao nodded seriously and said, "Yes." ”
Yang Wanyi smiled very calmly: "Then you can use your imagination, we have done everything you can think of." ”
"Bing'er, do you think so?" The more Yang Wanyi was like this, the more Qin Ke didn't believe it, and asked Ji Bing, who was laughing on the side.
Ji Bing said directly: "Sister Wanyi is still a daughter. ”
"Amazing, you can see it." Qin Ke glanced at Ji Bing in admiration, and then asked, "Sister Bing'er, what else did you see?" ”
"Nope." Ji Bing shook her head, Ji Bing, who has always been honest, lied at this point, in fact, she also saw a little thing, that is, He Chen and Yang Wanyi's spirit and spirit had changed, she didn't understand what it was, but she could feel it.
"You know my party's policies, and you honestly explain what you did at night?" Qin Ke slapped Yang Wanyi's ass and asked loudly.
Yang Wanyi smiled: "I told you, you can't be jealous!" ”
Qin Ke said: "What am I jealous of! ”
Yang Wanyi made a nostalgic look and said: "We went to the school for a walk, leaned on his arms, held roses, and walked slowly, very romantic." ”
Qin Cao smiled, "Three points of truth, seven points of falsehood, if you want to rely on this foolishness, it is impossible." ”
Yang Wanyi spread her hands, "It's really gone." ”
Qin Ke smiled yin and asked, "Yes, how do you explain something on your skirt?" ”
"Ahh Yang Wanyi exclaimed in surprise, looking at Qin Cao, her face turned red.
Qin Cao touched his fist, "What, do you still need me to do it?" ”
Yang Wanyi suddenly smiled in her heart, pretending to be very reluctant on the surface, and told Qin Cao and Ji Bing in detail about the night, and even told them how she felt at the time, Ji Bing listened with a shy face, and Qin Cao was dumbfounded, looking at Yang Wanyi as if she didn't know her, and said with a little disbelief: "You really did it." ”
"Didn't you see all the marks on my dress?" Yang Wanyi was completely let go at this time, and she had a strange idea in her heart, "No one will break this deadlock, then let me break it, I see that you are not in a hurry, you are not in a hurry, that girl doesn't mind eating alone, sooner or later she will have to sleep in the same bed, what is there to be afraid of you." ”
"Giggles! I'm lying to you, I'll tell you the truth, I didn't see anything, girl, you're fooled. Qin Cao smiled proudly and told the truth.
Yang Wanyi shrugged her shoulders and made a look of indifference, Qin Cao looked at Yang Wanyi suspiciously, and said, "I don't see it, you are quite experienced." ”
"Don't pretend to be innocent, sister, I don't believe you haven't watched educational films, the old girls in the dormitory peeked at it, and I learned it with a little bit." Yang Wanyi, who has a relaxed mentality, is changing little by little.
Ji Bing asked incomprehensibly, "What is an educational film?" ”
"It's hard to explain." Qin Ke and Yang Wanyi were stunned together, and Qin Ke said with a smile.
Yang Wanyi said: "Show Bing'er and you'll understand." ”
"Why didn't I find out that you're a pervert? Do you have that thing on your computer? Qin Cao finally discovered that Yang Wanyi was completely abnormal today.
Yang Wanyi smiled: "This girl's name is really love, how can I have that kind of thing on my computer, but I know that Nizi must have it." ”
"yes, looking for Niko." Qin Ke nodded happily, they are all characters who belong to doers, they will do it when they think of it, and sent a message to Xia Ni on the Internet, if Xia Ni doesn't wander around on the Internet, then the earth should be reversed.
"Educational films, what's the matter?" Seeing Qin Cao's words, Xia Ni didn't understand it all of a sudden.
"aaa......" Qin Cao sent a long list to Xia Ni.
"Hahahaha!" Xia Ni understood and laughed wildly, and replied to Qin Ke: "Wait, I'm looking for it, I haven't been to that kind of website for a long time, and this girl is now good." ”
20 minutes later, Qin Ke and the others downloaded the high-definition blockbuster from the server given by Xia Ni, Yang Wanyi ran over and locked the door, the lights dimmed, like thieves, the three of them climbed on the bed and began the journey of receiving education, I don't know how the situation is, anyway, the three collectives did not appear in the morning exercise the next day.
He Chen entered Yang Wanyi's office, saw that there was no one else, and gently closed the door, the posture was a little similar to Qin Ke's educational film yesterday, Yang Wanyi asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?" ”
"Hey, hey! Beauty, do you think I can do it? He Chen smiled yinyin, reached out and touched Yang Wanyi's face.
"Put down your underwear, get out." Yang Wanyi slapped He Chen's hand away with a smile, and her smart brain guessed what He Chen was going to do at once.
He Chen kissed Yang Wanyi's fragrant lips, walked to the corner and stacked more than a dozen boxes on the wall, Yang Wanyi's eyes widened when she looked at it, "So many?" ”
"What do you think, I still have to go to Ah Xu's place." He Chen smiled bitterly, he wouldn't use this method to deal with it in a few ways, he originally planned to let them pick it first yesterday, but he forgot it as soon as he was excited, today he took the surname Suo, let's choose it together.
"You won't?" Yang Wanyi looked at He Chen suspiciously, she thought of something.
"That's right, you female compatriots have gifts, and we male compatriots have to have some too, I'm not a heavy color and a light friend." He Chen smiled and walked out of Yang Wanyi's office.
Guo Xu was stunned as He Chen put ten boxes of Durex in his office, and said incomprehensibly: "Boss, the box you gave me is useless, so much, what age do I have to use it." ”
"You'll understand in a moment." He Chen smiled mysteriously and ran back to his own turf Ant Entertainment.
"Didi!" With a crisp sound, in the ant nest building, a message box popped up on the computers of all employees, which reads as follows, "Welfare, men go to Ant Security Manager Guo's office to get it, and women go to Ant Advertising Manager Yang's office to get it, the number is limited, first come, first served, please consciously queue up, no robbery." ”
"Damn! Boss, you're too talented, Durex should be a welfare haircut. Guo Xu was stunned for a moment, suddenly understood, patted the table in admiration, and hurriedly ran over to lock his door, not until noon, let them guess.
Qin Ke and the others were confused, this is not a New Year's Day, what kind of welfare is it, could it be that He Chen's brain has really entered the water recently, and there is no place to spend the money, and Tang Yushi glanced at each other, and walked towards Yang Wanyi's territory.
"No visitors, please line up at noon to receive benefits, thank you!" Seeing such a note posted on the door of Yang Wanyi's office, Qin Ke and Tang Yushi smiled helplessly, they had already prepared, so they could only go back first, but they wanted to see what the hell these three were doing.
In the work area, everyone is speculating about what the welfare at noon will be, He Chen has a mysterious news, and there are few people who concentrate on work, the time has just reached half past 11 o'clock to eat, and a few excited gay men rushed to Guo Xu's office, and they didn't even have time to wait for the elevator, and acted directly by stairs, anyway, the distance was only two floors, and it was not too far, but when they arrived at the door of Guo Xu's office, they were dumbfounded, they were not far away, and there were even closer, and more than 20 people were already patting, And there are two fist-beating security guards guarding the door.
Guo Xu opened the door, smiled and said, "Every time 10 people enter, come in", he went back to the office, under the supervision of the security guard, the first batch of 10 people entered Guo Xu's office with doubts, looking at the big cardboard box on the desk, with the words "Durex" written on it, all stupid, no need to ask, they all guessed, this is their welfare.
Guo Xu said with a smile, "Don't be stupid, one box per person, take the flash person, don't force it, don't take it back as a balloon if you don't need it." ”
"Use, use." Several people smiled, and each of them took a box in their pockets, and one of them asked Guo Xu: "Mr. Guo, do you see how this box is enough, do you want to give one more box." ”
Guo Xu said with a smile: "There are so many brothers outside, let's have one box per person first, and I'll keep the rest for you." ”
"Thank you, Mr. Guo." People walked out with a smile, with a weird smile on their faces, and in the face of other people's inquiries, they all kept silent, and hurriedly killed the restaurant, every wave of people who came out of Guo Xu's office had the same expression, the same death.
Yang Wanyi's place is much more lively than Guo Xu's here, the first to kill Yang Wanyi, not Yang Wanyi's colleagues on the same floor, but Qin Ke and a few of them, opened the box and looked, the one was stunned, looking at the underwear with a sense of surname, and couldn't help laughing: "This welfare is creative!" ”
Yang Wanyi smiled and said in her heart: "What are we doing, gay men are called creative over there." ”
Yang Wanyi and a few of them acted as a salesperson, but this salesman is only responsible for harvesting, no money to collect, the female compatriots who came in, laughing and choosing their favorite styles, none of them are polite, in the words of some people, "This set of shopping malls sells for seven or eight hundred or thousands of yuan, I have always wanted to buy it, but unfortunately there is no money in my pocket, and today I can finally fulfill this luxury underwear dream." ”
Throughout the afternoon, the ant nest was shrouded in a mysterious atmosphere, and the male comrades asked the female comrades what their gifts were, and the answer to them was basically a trace of shyness, a white eye, a mystery, and in the same way, the female comrades inquired about the male comrades, and the answer to them was also a mystery, and there was a strange smile.
In the evening, several couples and lovers who also worked in the ant nest returned to the love nest, and under the curiosity of both parties, they all showed their benefits, looking at Durex in the hands of the husband, looking at the surname underwear in the hands of the wife, after being stunned, they were all smiling.
"Brothers and sisters, the company has issued benefits today, guess what it is, I dare to guarantee that you can't guess, colleagues, please keep it confidential for the time being, and the answer will be revealed on the 100th floor." In a large forum, a post called "The Company's Best Welfare" wrote.
Looking at the various answers of the people below, Meng Yun smiled, every night after work, looking at new things on the Internet, looking at gossip, and looking at the amazing water language, it became the best way for Meng Yun to relax, looking down next to the first floor, and seeing the three words written on the hundredth floor, Meng Yun was stunned, and felt that the landlord was joking, how could any company treat this thing as welfare, and was about to spray the landlord, his eyes swept down, and he was stunned.
I saw someone below reply: "Landlord, dare to leak company secrets, you will wait to be cleaned up tomorrow." ”
Immediately afterwards, someone replied: "I got it for a long time, it's just a box of Durex, what kind of treasure is it, I seriously despise you gay men, guess what the sisters send, guess the prize." ”
"Sisters upstairs, keep it secret for the time being, and say it for a while to envy them."
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"You know what you mean, do you understand the meaning of today's boss welfare, brother, I'll tell you the answer, 'Conquer Liz with Durex'."
When he saw this, Meng Yun couldn't help laughing, these people are so funny, at this time, I don't think it's a joke, it seems that there is a company that really distributes this kind of benefit, that Lisi, let her think of an underwear brand, and then look down with great interest, at this time, there are already more replies, and only after a long distance can you see a little internal intelligence.
"Brother, you are so talented, I finally understand, in order to implement the spirit of the boss, I specially bought a set of Lisi brand underwear for my wife, the size is 34b, the color is black and purple, if you are interested in selling, please send a message on the site, do not disturb non-insiders."
"Buy a box of Durex at a high price, this girl wants to see if Durex conquers Lisi, or Lisi conquers Durex, if you are interested in selling men in the company, please send a message on the site, do not disturb non-insiders." A violent woman sent such a message.
The more you look down, the more information you want to buy, many people are inquiring, which company is this, the benefits are so creative, Meng Yun is also guessing, I have never heard of such alternative benefits, suddenly the spirit level moved, Meng Yun thought of a way, pretending to be an internal sales person, to deceive, to see if she can be cheated, but unfortunately before she has time to act, there are many IDs that have been hung out and whipped, all of them are liars pretending to be insiders.
"The IP of the landlord is Haizhou, and the IP of many colleagues below is also Haizhou, ask for more insiders." Seeing this, Meng Yun was stunned, this company turned out to be Haizhou, and suddenly, she thought of a person in her mind, found the first person to buy "Lisi", and sent a message on the site, "Hello, I am from the advertisement, 12th floor." ”
Soon, Meng Yun received the message, "Hello, I'm information, 15th floor, what is your manager's surname?" ”
Meng Yun smiled, now he is sure that this is definitely made by He Chen and them, and continued to ask: "Yang, what does your manager believe?" ”
"Song! Looks like a real colleague. ”
Meng Yun waved his fist proudly, closed the message, hesitated for a moment, but still dialed He Chen's phone, and said with a smile: "Be creative, you won't be too wholesaled, there is no place to put it." ”
He Chen smiled and asked, "How do you know?" ”
"I'm so clever, you're so interesting, I helped you so much, and you didn't even give me a share of the benefits."
He Chen said: "Hehe! Ah Xu must have hidden a lot, I'll ask you for a few boxes tomorrow. ”
Meng Yun was stunned for a moment, reacted and scolded with a smile: "Fuck off, it's useless for me to want Durex, I want Lisi, for my salary, that's a good thing, it's best to have a piece of various styles and colors, I bought it myself." ”
He Chen said happily: "No problem, how big are you wearing, I'll send it to you tomorrow." ”
"You don't know how big I wear?" Meng Yun asked with a smile, remembering that in order to cure the disease, he was naked in front of He Chen, and his body felt a little strange.
"Huh! I will deliver it tomorrow. He Chen laughed dryly, he really knew this thing.
(To be continued)