The picture of the little man being beaten by the queen came to an abrupt end in his mind, and Yun Mu calmed down and realized for the first time the huge difference between girls in the light realm and the dark realm.

At the beginning, the fairy sister said, "The woman in the bright realm likes you, because she likes you as a person", at first Yun Mu didn't understand this clearly, but at this moment he has a deeper understanding.

For example, Xia Xuechun would never ask Yun Mu to do anything. Of course, whether Xia Xuechun likes Yun Mu or not is still unknown, at least he has a good impression. For example, Liu Ya, although the system did not make any hints in the dream, Yun Mu himself could feel that Liu Ya did not ask him to change anything. Even on the issue of quitting smoking, it is good to persuade him, rather than ordering Yun Mu what he should and should not do.

And the girls in the dark realm are different, they take a fancy to a person, and often divide him as "someone". This "someone" must meet the standard in their minds. If the animal doesn't meet the criteria, they either give up or try to force the surname to change him into "that person". Most of these stories end in tragedy...... It's hard for you to imagine that at the end of the tragedy, these girls can still tell their "love" in a bright and sad way at forty-five degrees.

Tian Tian was the first woman Yun Mu came into contact with who made this kind of transformation request to him, and he had a representative surname for Yun Mu.

He touched his conscience and thought for a while, it was absolutely impossible for him to become the "elegant and romantic man" in Tian Tian's heart. Even if one day he uses his acting skills to disguise himself like that, who dares to guarantee what the little nurse will ask for next? Is it to ask him to earn a million a year, or to ask him to immigrate abroad?

Yun Mu didn't dare to think about it anymore, he smiled and said, "Sister nurse, you seem to have missed an important point. Even if I become elegant and romantic, I don't necessarily have a car and a house. ”

Tian Tian was happy when he heard this: "You just missed the point, I want you to have a car and a house first, and then be elegant and romantic." If you don't have money, no matter how elegant and romantic it is, I'm not stupid enough to be interested in a poor man! ”

Yun Mu almost fell, Nima, do you need to be so straightforward?

Honesty is a virtue, but sometimes it may not be a good thing to face a girl who is too sincere, and it is likely to cause a serious psychological blow to the livestock who do not have enough money.

Another picture flashed in Yun Mu's mind, and this time the picture became a stage play.

In the picture, he is standing on the dark stage, the spotlight suddenly turns on, focusing on him alone, and then he sighs the opening line: "Whether it is a big money or a literary youth, this is a question worth considering; silently endure the tyrannical poisonous arrows of the girl, or the outbreak of the small universe desperately to make money, which of the two behaviors is more noble? ”

Obviously, neither act is noble, so the stage play becomes an opera, and this thing imitates the wolf grandmother and sings: "Little nurse, open the door......

Just like the song to the mountain, the little nurse also sang: "If you don't open it, you won't open it, I won't open it if you don't have two million, I won't open it......"

The picture is interrupted at this point, and Yun Mu is full of black lines.

He suddenly had a wonderful idea, a man hooked up with a woman, and he wanted to break two doors. The first is the door in a woman's heart, which is the so-called opening of the heart, for Yun Mu, this door is the guardian enchantment, as long as it is broken, the rest of the matter is easy to say; The second door is the one between the woman's legs, and once you enter the door, it is all right...... It turns out that a man only needs to complete two "door opening tasks" to get a woman.

Staring at the tough little nurse, Yun Mu smiled. He realized that the most important problem was that the little nurse was dispensable to him, and he couldn't afford to rub shoulders with her. As for being raised by the little nurse, it's even more impossible, let the little nurse go home and play with the eggs.

He said, "I don't have any money, so you can change your goal." ”

Tian Tian glared at him again with hatred: "If you don't have money, you won't ask your mother for it?" ”

Yun Mu was about to turn around and leave, but when he heard this, his body stiffened for a few seconds, and he turned around with difficulty, his voice was cold: "What do you mean?" ”

Tian Tian ignored Yun Mu's feelings, and was still tempting: "Don't pretend to be ruthless, why should the family be so stiff?" I know you don't have a good relationship with your mother, but you can't always see her. ”

Yun Mu's face was expressionless: "How do you know her?" ”

Tian Tian in the dream maintained the virtue of honesty: "Last time you were hospitalized, your mother kept you two all-nighters. She cares about you so much, don't be rebellious. Be good, listen to my sister, and go back and have a good relationship with your mother. How good it is to be the prince of a big company, how many people can't do it if they want to. ”

Yun Mu: "That's why you want to be with me?" ”

Tian Tian: "Yes! ”

Yun Mu: "She is her, I am me, you miscalculated." ”

"Cut, you children of rich families like to pretend to be poor on purpose?" Tian Tian looked like he had seen through Yun Mu's thoughts, and said proudly: "I read in the magazine that Mr. Wang has only one child. Hee-hee, that kid is you, right? If I'm not mistaken, you will be the heir of the Nebula Group in the future. You're embarrassed to say that you have no money, you have no conscience, do you think my IQ is so low? ”

As she spoke, Tian Tian entered the play, substituted herself into the role of the prince's milk, and just wanted to be coquettish, she suddenly exclaimed: "Come back, you come back, I haven't finished talking yet!" ”

This time, she didn't wait for Yun Mu to turn around, and watched Yun Mu walk into the distance and disappear out of thin air.

The little nurse froze in place, suddenly realizing that she had made a big mistake.

⊙v⊙*⊙v⊙ "Shepherd, love tiger oil~!" ”

"Mu, Ouye, Fakmi~!"

"Shepherd, Kang Ang is despicable, Ou Ye is dead~!"

In a fixed dream, a group of hot girls call like spring.

Yun Mu's face sank like water, as if he didn't hear the cheering of many beautiful girls, he sweated like rain, and raged wildly on the basket. Until he had exhausted his last strength, he lay on the court, his eyes blank, gasping for air.

After a long time, he returned to the main hall and said coldly: "Do you know that she has been here?" ”

Sister Fairy: "Yes." ”

Yun Mu: "Why didn't you tell me?" ”

Sister Fairy: "That's your family matter, I have no right to ask." ”

"Count you ruthless!"

Yun Mu put down these words and returned to the real world.

The room was filled with smoke, and Yun Mu smoked the whole pack of cigarettes one after another, and it was just time for lunch.

At this time, the mobile phone rang, and Zhao Jian's voice seemed to be sincerely frightened: "Captain, today Gao Fushuai is having a treat in Qingxi Villa, the boys in the class, and the people from our basketball team are not going, waiting for you to make an idea." ”

Yun Mu didn't react, and let out a faint "oh".

Zhao Jian: "Captain, do you mean that the five of us are determined not to go?" ”

A chill suddenly erupted in Yun Mu's voice: "Go!" Why not? ”.

(To be continued)