Chapter 69: The Age of River Crabs 9.875
The longing for the future may be a waste of physical strength, and Zhuge Liang, who had been planning the entertainment empire in his heart for a while, suddenly had a stomach growling.
Shen Yu knocked on his belly, touched his own again, and found that some digestive organs had been "idling" for a long time, and it was time to stuff something into it.
As for the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang, they are not hungry now. Especially Zhang Fei, who ate enough crabs at the Rong Hotel, had already settled dinner in advance at noon.
Hearing the gurgling sound of Zhuge Liang's stomach, Zhang Fei walked over and said with a smile: "Brother Junshi, I'm going to buy you something to eat, right?" ”
Shen Yu, who was standing on the side, grabbed Zhang Fei before Zhuge Liang reacted, took out two hundred yuan and smashed it in his hand, and said, "Buy me some for one piece." You can eat anything with alcohol. Buy it back and look for us in the square at the door. There are so many bugs here, I'm almost going to be their ** feed. ”
Zhang Fei said yes and walked towards the gate. Shen Yu instructed in the back: "After going out, go south, and there will be a great small restaurant after a crossroads." Just ask for a few dishes. Keep an eye out for the traffic lights! ”
After listening to Shen Yu's long list of instructions, Zhang Fei turned his head back a little impatiently and said, "Oh, lord." Why are you more annoying than my mother? ”
Shen Yuden was suffocated and blushed, but he had been held back enough times today, so he didn't pay much attention to it, and waved his hand to signal Zhang Fei to hurry up.
After sending Zhang Fei away, Shen Yu took a dozen people and walked to the square near the entrance of the park. It just so happened that Sayan, who was here to gather news, was preparing to go to them.
"What's the result?" Shen Yu asked.
"The women." Sa Yi pointed to the beautiful girl dancing in the square in a crop top miniskirt and said, "Cui Yuan, they organized it." It is said that there will be a cultural tourism festival here in a few days, and someone needs to perform at the opening ceremony. ”
Shen Yu nodded, and asked again, "Then they are rehearsals?" It's still practice. ”
Satsune replied, "Practice before the rehearsal." ”
Shen Yu let out an "oh" and walked to the east side of the small square near the gate and sat down next to a few stone benches. Satan and the Born-Again followed him and sat around him.
Not long after he sat down, Zhuge Liang found that Li Shimin, Kangxi and others had their eyes on the girls who were not hot in their bodies, but were dressed hot enough.
After a while, Cheng Yanjin said to Li Shimin: "Li Tou'er, you can't let them sleep for you as soon as you get excited." “
Li Shimin nodded, "I know that they are not orchids from the Western Regions. ”
Shen Yu smiled when he heard their conversation. Cheng Yanjin heard the laughter, and turned to ask Shen Yu: "Let's sit here and watch them dance, no one will come to collect money." ”
Shen Yu asked, "Why do you think so?" ”
"Don't you know that modern society is an economic society? You have to pay for everything. ”
Shen Yu touched his head, which was often stuck, and replied, "Whether you want money for this depends on the situation." If they're performing at the opening ceremony, you'll have to pay for a ticket to get in. As for now, they are still rehearsing, and they generally don't need money. ”
At this time, Zhao Zhen, who had not spoken much, asked, "There must be a lot of people at the opening ceremony." Then they still wear so little, don't feel ashamed. ”
Sa Yan on the side laughed, and replied instead of Shen Yu: "It is only possible to wear less than this at the opening ceremony." ”
Everyone wondered: "Why? ”
"In order to attract more spectators, I want to enter the venue." ”
Zhao Zhen sighed: "Isn't that just to make more money?" ”
Sa Yan glanced at Zhao Zhen with disdain, and said, "A certain tertiary industry in your Great Song Dynasty is the most brilliant in the past five thousand years. ”
Zhao Zhen's face flushed, and he laughed a few times, and continued: "There are men who want to see women, and there are women who need to have money. So, as long as a man has money, he can ...... This kind of thing has been the same since ancient times, and I don't see anything strange about it anyway. ”…
Sa Yan's words reached Zhuge Liang's ears. He glanced at the group of girls.
At this time, Zhuge Liang was sitting on the park bench, the gust of night wind carried the strong smell of perfume into his nose, in the distance, the twisting waist, the swaying short skirt, and the swaying thighs constantly disturbed the dim light, making him sigh: "It turns out that this is modern society." ”
Shen Yu heard this exclamation and said: "If there is demand, there will be a market, and if there is a market, you need to have money." There are fewer and fewer things that can not be bought and sold. ”
At this time, Zhang Fei, who ran out to buy food, came back.
Before the person arrived, the sound had arrived.
"Brothers, I'm back."
Zhang Fei's loud voice successfully diverted everyone's attention from the beautiful girl and threw it at the big black man who was carrying a large bag and a small bag, and almost put himself in a plastic bag.
"Come on, come on." Come and get the good food.
Hearing Zhang Fei's shouting, Zhuge Liang and Zhao Zhen, who hadn't overeaten much at noon, walked over to greet him. Zhuge Liang also whispered by the way: "The lord is also hungry, go and send him some." ”
"I know." Zhang Fei has an expression that doesn't need you to talk much.
Shen Yu took the plastic bag handed over by Zhang Fei, who ran over in a hurry, which contained four side dishes and eight steamed buns. After Shen Yu saw it, he patted Zhang Fei on the shoulder and said, "You bought it for me according to your own amount of food." ”
Zhang Fei said with a smile: "That's, except for my wife." No one has told me this or that when I'm going out. ”
Shen Yu was almost suffocated again.
"Oh yes, my lord." Zhang Fei untied the plastic bag, gave Shen Yu a chicken leg and said, "When you cross the intersection of Laoshizi, you can make me miserable." My lord, how are these traffic rules designed? ”
Shen Yuqi said: "This rule is used everywhere, it's good, what's wrong?" ”
Zhang Fei explained the thrilling scene when he crossed the street like a machine gun.
First of all, Zhang Fei walked from north to south, and when he reached the intersection, the red light happened to turn green. Zhang Fei didn't slow down and continued to walk forward. That's legitimate. But at this time, a motor vehicle came from the north behind Zhang Fei and turned west at the intersection. Zhang Fei was almost hit by the car and flew out. In an instant, Zhang Fei, who was furious, scolded, but everyone who drove knew that it was legal to turn right at this time, but there was no courtesy to pedestrians.
After the car left, Zhang Fei continued to walk forward. At this time, he found that in the opposite direction, that is, from south to north, some of the left-turned westward traffic had rushed towards him. Zhang Fei had no choice but to stand where he was and wait for them to pass before leaving.
It didn't take much time, and soon Zhang Fei could move on. However, from the west, seven or eight electric cars carrying children came and stopped at the zebra crossing. Zhang Feizheng wondered why they stopped here, and an electric car that braked in time almost knocked Zhang Fei to the ground. The owner also scolded you for being blind. was so angry that Zhang Fei scolded back: "I'm such a big person, you can't see it." ”
The owner of the car was frightened by Zhang Fei and hurriedly started the electric car and fled.
Zhang Fei walked through the bushes of the electric car in a twist and turn, and the red light on the opposite side was already on. Zhang Fei was a little anxious, so he took two steps quickly, but at this time, a van speeding from the west was about to turn right to the south, which scared him into a cold sweat.
"That crosswalk is dangerous." Zhang Fei finally concluded, "First the back turns right, then the head-on left turn, then the zebra crossing and waiting for the red light, and finally the right turn in the opposite direction." It's just a layer of passes, and it's set up step by step. ”
Let him tell this story, everyone was shocked by modern traffic, and reminded each other: "You must pay attention when you go out in the future!" ”
Shen Yu shook his head helplessly. This group of reborn people was originally bound to adapt to the rules of modern society, but they did not expect that there were natives who did not take these rules seriously as a bad example for them. Now he could only pray that the small tricks of the four girls could effectively restrain the disorder in their hearts.