Basically, people who have unspeakable concealment are most afraid of privacy exposure, and on top of this, we who study medicine have a special medical ethics class, that is, no matter what situation you encounter, even if someone pours you chili water, sits on a tiger chair, and beats you to death, you can't say it.

I've always done a good job in this area. (Actually, I'm most afraid of beauty tricks, hehe...... ）

But all the individuals who do not do well will not do well, and if he does not do well, it is not that he is talking nonsense about other people's illnesses, but that his attitude towards asking questions is a problem.

No, Aunt Xiong and Uncle Xiong just entered the club and greeted me, and before the guests and hosts were seated, I watched Xiaotao take a broken cordless phone and talk loudly in a righteous and awe-inspiring tone;

"Well, I'll listen...... What the? Yin X is short, you want me to make it bigger? How short are you? Oh, up twelve centimeters, how big do you want to be? Twenty-five centimeters? Then I ask you, is your X mate a human or another species? Oh, humans. Human, what do you want to do at twenty-five centimeters? Do you have any other uses? Gone? Do you want to make your partner happier? Little brother, let me tell you, the G-spot of women is generally three to four centimeters from the anterior wall of the X tract, and twelve centimeters is enough for you. Little brother, it's too long and troublesome, you don't want to think about it, such a big lump of things, how troublesome, this length is not the point, the focus is on hardness and durability......"

Xiao Tao broke the cordless landline and turned back to the office with a big grin.

In the reception hall, Banxian, I, Zhang Yuan, Aunt Xiong, and Uncle Xiong looked at each other......

I scoffed, "Well, that's how some customers ......."

Uncle Xiong knows Chinese, and I can see that he has the intention of leaving.

At a critical time, Aunt Xiong was powerful and pulled over.

I blackfaced: "Come with me to the consultation room." ”

I made a gesture of invitation in front of them, led them to the consultation room, and with a bang, closed the curtains and locked the door.

At this moment, I saw that Uncle Xiong's expression was a little more natural.

I pour tea.

Aunt Xiong: "He can't get used to drinking Chinese tea. ”

"Oh, what's that, I'm here, I don't have coffee here, you two boiled water, let's do it."

I poured two glasses of boiled water and handed them to the two of them.

I looked at Aunt Xiong, Uncle Xiong, and I whispered, "This, which of you will say it first?" ”

Aunt Xiong glanced at Uncle Xiong: "Doctor Ji, let me say, he won't raise it." Also, he couldn't tolerate Viagra and couldn't take that medicine, so I pulled him over and asked if you could see what to do. ”

"This ......," I subconsciously glanced at Aunt Xiong. The heart said, as far as Uncle Xiong's physique, you can't lift it, this has to be, what a lot of ability.

I asked Aunt Xiong, "Leave the United States, is he like this?" ”

Aunt Xiong: "Isn't it?" There, hummed...... "Aunt Xiong won't say anything, but I can see that Uncle Xiong is very fierce and fierce."

I said, "When did that happen?" ”

Aunt Xiong: "Just a few days ago, I just came back, the first time was okay, the second time in the first half of the night was so-so, and the second time in the second half of the night was not good." ”

I fainted......

Animal, this is too animal! Too strong, too fierce!

However, according to the comprehensive consideration of race and physical fitness, this number of times, if there is no discomfort after doing it, it is reasonable. It's just that it used to be so fierce, but now it can't work all of a sudden, which is strange.

I didn't ask again.

I switched to the Divine Hope Technique and looked at Uncle Xiong.

I only stared at it, and I could see that this thing was not a substantial lesion, he was a gas model!

In other words, in layman's terms, it is the lack of erection caused by unaccustomed water and soil and mental stress.

In fact, 60% of ED patients in our current population are pseudo-erectile dysfunction.

Usually, taking Viagra can be relieved.

However, a very small number of people are intolerant of Viagra.

Western medicine is fierce, and the little heart can't stand such a toss.

Thinking of this, I said to Aunt Xiong: "This, I'll prescribe a decoction, go back and drink it a few times, and adjust the spleen and stomach emotions." ”

Aunt Xiong sighed: "He can't drink the decoction, and when he smells it, he can't do it, and he wants to vomit." ”

Indeed, some people are also intolerant to decoction.

This is easy to do, but the second best thing to do, isn't there still a needle in this?

I said to Aunt Xiong: "It's okay if you don't drink the decoction, let's prick the needle and use the needle to adjust." ”

Aunt Xiong sighed again......

"He fainted, in the United States, with conventional intramuscular injections, he would faint."

I was stunned.

I said in my heart, these two are not here to smash the field.

Aunt Xiong saw that my face was embarrassed, she leaned over carefully and said, "Or, can you massage it?" ”

I have a black face, and you also pressed Uncle Xiong for the massage, and it is not my turn to do this.

However, since the medicine is not taken, and the needle cannot be pricked, not to mention, there is really a way.

In traditional Chinese medicine, "the ear is the gathering place of the lineage", "the twelve meridians are connected to the ear", and then according to the theory of "the acupuncture points do not depart from the meridians, and the meridians do not give up the acupoints". As a result, there is a method of auricular acupuncture to cure diseases. (I don't have a detailed auricular acupoint atlas at hand now, so when I turned around, I went to the hospital to find a friend to ask for one, took a picture of it, and sent it here for your reference.) You can also search for it yourself. ）

This method is very ingenious, no needles, no medicine, for some qi disorder type diseases, especially Uncle Xiong's inappropriate disease, the effect is surprisingly good.

I'll let Aunt Xiong and Uncle Xiong sit here for a while.

I WENT TO THE DISPENSING ROOM, TOOK THE MEDICAL TAPE, CUT OUT SMALL SQUARES OF 0.6CM*0.6CM SQUARE WITH SCISSORS, AND THEN TOOK THE KING BURIAN SEEDS. (Wang Buliu Seeds have anti-inflammatory and swelling effects, Chinese medicine Wang Buliu Seeds Ear Patch is a long-standing medicine, you can go to the local pharmacy for consultation, it should be sold, the price is not expensive, and Tong Su is not bullied.) ）

Paste Wang Buliuxing medicine seeds in the center of the tape, and I made more than 30 in one go.

Then return to the office.

I said to Uncle Xiong, "Well, you don't need to prick needles, you don't need to take medicine, you just need to pinch your ears with it." ”

Aunt Xiong and Uncle Xiong were instantly surprised.

I smiled, took alcohol to detoxify Uncle Xiong's pair of bear ears, and then used purple potion to find out the "kidney", "subcortical" and "external genitalia" parts of the ear reflex area in turn.

Then put the king Buliu medicine patch and paste it in turn.

In the process of pasting, you must pay attention to the fact that the seeds are aimed at the reflection points, that is, the surface of the seeds is against the acupoints.

This is not the end of the paste, you also need to use the belly of your fingers to press gently.

The compression time is about 10 minutes, alternating between the two ears.

I said to Aunt Xiong: "In the future, you will follow my method, put the remaining medicine on his ear, and then, twice a week, every ten times, it is considered a course of treatment, which can not only cure, but also make him ......."

Hehe, I won't say more.

Aunt Xiong was overjoyed, and when she came over, she gave me a strong bear hug.

I also told you how to use the ear patches.

Finally, when the two of them left, Aunt Xiong wanted to throw money at me.

I said, "This little thing is worth nothing at all, forget it, don't want it." ”

Aunt Xiong doesn't do it.

I said, "Well, you save it for me, and then you can count it together." ”

Aunt Xiong said okay.

But how do I think about it, how do I feel that it is not the right way, and I am saving a piece of calculation, this ...... If you don't do this business when you open a medical clinic, doesn't this curse people get sick?

Aunt Xiong and Uncle Xiong, holding hands and standing shoulder to shoulder, left happily.

I stood alone at the door for a short while, I thought about it, and I walked into Xiaotao's office.

happened to be absent, so I said to Xiaotao: "Brother, you ...... just now Isn't it, it's a little bit more direct. ”

Xiao Tao spit bitterness at me: "Lao Ji, I'm not direct, but I can't help it, this gang of sub-members, everyone has it, let's not say that I want to make myself bigger today, just say that day, you are not here, I sat here with Qixiu, and then a phone call came, the other end of the phone was a woman, guess what she asked me?" ”

I thought for a moment: "Aphrodisiac? Aphrodisiacs? How to get in heat? How do I reach an X orgasm? ”

Xiaotao: "Lao Ji, you are too pure, what she asked is, cucumber, eggplant, carrot, which effect is better?" ”

I poof......

Thanks to not drinking water, I really squirted.

After I finished spraying, I was out of breath and said to Xiaotao: "Then how do you reply." ”

Xiaotao gritted her teeth: "I told her, the rolling pin works best!" ”

"The result?" I continued to ask.

"As a result, she said that I had no medical ethics, and she dropped the phone." Xiao Tao spread his hand and looked innocent.

I sighed: "In this way, in the future, if there is a similar call, you ask her to call me, you say that we have an expert who specializes in solving the physiological confusion of men and women in sexual affairs, you give her my mobile phone number to her, and I will deal with it!" ”

Xiao Tao clasped his hands together: "Thank you so much, thank you so much." I'm so thankful that I don't want to answer such boring calls again. ”

I said, "Hey, have a good attitude, it's also erotic, that's the same thing as eating and, it's a normal human physiological need, you have to take it seriously, understand?" ”

Xiaotao: "Okay, now I'm not pure again." ”

Before leaving, I said to Xiaotao: "You talk to Qixiu as well, she is a lesbian, in case a man talks to her about this, no matter how bad it is, it will be the same, and they will all lean on me, an expert, and hand over the difficulties to me." ”

I finished explaining, and as soon as I left the house, my phone rang.

One look, Lin Bingbing.

I'll go! What does this big demon moth want to do?

I picked it up, found a place to carry it, and connected it.

"Hey, Brother Ji?"

I breathed a sigh of relief, this movement was clearly wheelchair Luo.

"Mr. Luo, what's the matter?"

"In this way, I have arranged some people and things at home today, you come here, I want to fulfill a promise I made before."

"...... promise?" I've been so busy these days that I've forgotten what I promised.

I said, "Mr. Luo, you see you seeing you like this. ”

Wheelchair Luo said in a firm tone: "This is not a polite thing, it is very formal, Brother Ji, as soon as possible, I will arrive before three o'clock in the afternoon." ”

After speaking, the wheelchair Luo picked up the phone.

Three o'clock in the afternoon? Oh I'll go, isn't this a good time to kill people in ancient times?

I subconsciously touched my neck.

It shouldn't be someone to cut off my head.

Forget it, whatever, go and go back again, it's a big deal to pay for a taxi.

I hurriedly explained the affairs of the club, went downstairs, took a taxi, and went straight to Luo's house in a wheelchair.

I took a look at the door of the wheelchair Luo Courtyard, ouch, there are a lot of cars, and all of them are European luxury cars with more than one million levels!