Chapter 262: The Emperor's New Clothes Are Opaque
Huang Xiaohua didn't expect to be ridiculed by this group of leopards who died in the long river of history.
"What a shame for the traversers!"
When he saw Zhuge Liang the next day, Huang Xiaohua said to him.
"Don't say that." Zhuge Liang, who was worried about the cyber attack on the company's website server, did not change his mood after seeing Huang Xiaohua, so when he said it, the smell of gunpowder was still very strong, "That's at most a shame for you, you can't pretend to be forced, and you can't fight back, so who can blame you?" It can only be said that you underestimated the IQ of the ancients. Isn't it often said in textbooks, the wisdom of the ancient laborers of our country, Ula woo woo woo, you know it anyway. ”
After suffering a loss from Zhuge Liang, Huang Xiaohua left the Huangzhuang that Shen Yu had just gotten with her camera. The camera in his hand now is no longer the one it was yesterday. This morning, when she was about to take a family photo of Zhao Yun's family, Huang Xiaohua found out that there were really a lot of people in their family. Put it in one shot, either it is not in full bloom, or it is in full bloom but the human head is no longer visible.
Therefore, Huang Xiaohua could only run to the temporary headquarters of Huangzhuang and ask Zhuge Liang and others for help. Fortunately, the things prepared for this crossing opportunity are very sufficient, and the professional camera is not only one with me, but it is not a big deal to lend one or two to Huang Xiaohua. Although Huang Xiaohua was a little depressed after being reprimanded, the first task of Baptina was completed.
Watching Huang Xiaohua, who actively promotes modern technology products to local residents, leave, Zhuge Liang began to imagine a group of people in Hanfu sitting in front of a computer and typing on a keyboard. I couldn't help but laugh.
"What are you laughing at?" Shen Yu walked over at this time, and when he saw Zhuge Liang like that, he knew that Zhuge Liang must have thought of something interesting.
"No, nothing." Zhuge Liang hurriedly explained.
"If you don't, I'll use mind-reading." Shen Yu responded with a smile.
Zhuge Liang smiled and asked, "Have you also learned to read minds?" ”
Suddenly, Zhuge Liang found that Shen Yu's eyes, which were already hazy, looked exceptionally clear today. No, not only today, since yesterday, but no, yes, since the cat came here. Could it be that the cat repaired Shen Yu's eyes? So what's going on?
Seeing that Zhuge Liang was a little stunned, Shen Yu really used the mind reading technique. Soon after his father's arrival, his eyes were treated and returned to their original level. At the same time, the old injuries of the brothers and sisters have also been almost treated. At the same time, their anomalies have made great strides under their father's guidance. But Zhuge Liang is not clear about these situations.
So Shen Yu sat down and told Zhuge Liang what had happened to them recently. "I wasn't going to tell you. You toss things in the group every day, and you don't necessarily have time to care about these things. ”
"As long as you're cured." Zhuge Liang smiled, but his smile was put away in an instant, "But you have to tell me about this." ”
"You don't necessarily be able to help, and you're wasting your mind." Shen Yu sighed, "I'll tell you later." ”
At this time, Sun Luo walked in with a smile. He said to the two people: "You are not going to go out and have a look, the construction team of our Star Cat Construction Company has already started." Big brother is now supervising the construction site. ”
"Then we don't need to look at it." Zhuge Liang said with a smile.
Sun Luo glanced at him and scolded with a smile: "You are really lazy." ”
Zhuge Liang smiled: "Actually, it's not like this, we are preparing to plan another big thing." ”…
"What's the matter?" Sun Luo asked with a smile, "Anyway, the people who were originally in Huangzhuang have already been sent back by us." If there is anything, you don't have to go to the private universe of the third child to talk about it. ”
"Change to Zhao Zhen." As soon as Zhuge Liang's words came out, Sun Luo was stunned.
"You mean, hide from the world and cross the sea, steal beams and change pillars."
Shen Yu laughed and said: "What can be said clearly in three words, do you still need two idioms?" ”
Zhuge Liang also laughed. "It's about showing the cultural heritage."
Sun Luo didn't care about their ridicule, and asked straight to the point: "Then what are you going to do?" ”
Shen Yu saw the serious look on the second brother's face, so he put away his smile and said to him, "We have prepared a new dress for this Zhao Zhen." ”
The heads of the three of them immediately gathered together and discussed in a whisper.
In the Great Song Palace, Zhao Zhen was walking leisurely, walking in the palace that was not very spacious. When I was tired of walking, I found a pavilion and sat down to rest for a while.
At this time, the Imperial City Division, who was in charge of the internal espionage and reconnaissance mission in the capital, sent someone over to report: "Your Majesty, those three groups of tourists have gone out one after another today and are visiting my capital towards Kyoto. I heard that they all have a thing called a camera in their hands, which can draw quickly and record everything they see. Now, wherever they go, they have attracted a lot of onlookers. ”
"Really?" Zhao Zhen drank tea and asked, "Have you ever heard about that truck?" ”
"Men have been sent out of the city. It's not back yet. But the slave is expected to be back soon. ”
The eunuchs of the Imperial City Division were generally close to the emperor, and most of them were eunuchs, while the eunuchs of the Song Dynasty would not call themselves "slaves" like the Ming and Qing dynasties, they generally called themselves "slaves". The word "maid" does not necessarily mean a woman. More than half of the eight surnames in ancient times are associated with the word "female", so don't people with these surnames give birth to men?
The concept of "slave maid" that we see now on TV dramas is left by the Manchu Qing Dynasty and Mengyuan, but it is not the historical inheritance left by China. If you have to go to history to find it, its choice should be the same as Shen Yu, go directly to the Song Dynasty. As for the poison of traditional Chinese culture by the Mongol Yuan and Manchu Qing dynasties, it is actually far more than the incomprehension of some concepts of the Song Dynasty.
Speaking of which, those things in the Song Dynasty, not to discuss his good and evil, in terms of similarities alone, have many similarities with the current situation. It's still the old saying, if you choose to cross, you must choose the Song Dynasty. Not for anything else, just to not have too many compatibility barriers in life, and you have to give priority to Da Song.
After listening to the eunuch's report, Zhao Zhen couldn't help but feel a little anxious. He already knew that Shen Yu was ready to build his celebrity university, but why hadn't he seen the car he had promised yet? It's not like this group of people is not ready to keep their promises. They are all barbarian people who are afraid of power but not virtuous, how can Zhao Zhen not worry about the dishonesty of these people. Fortunately, they were tossing under their noses, and they couldn't escape from the palm of their hands.
Zhao Zhen, who reluctantly persuaded himself to continue waiting, waved his hand to signal that the Guan Gou official of the Imperial City Division could go down. But not long after the head of the Imperial City Division stepped down, another head of the Imperial City Division ran over.
"Your Majesty, I heard that Principal Shen Yu has asked the embassy envoy to take His Majesty to visit the car. They also prepared a new set of clothes for His Majesty, but because they didn't know the figure of the pen, they were worried that the size would be different, so they asked His Majesty to stop by and try them on. ”
Where does Zhao Zhen care about what new clothes, he was very excited when he heard what kind of truck it was. Immediately said: "I will go." ”…
As soon as the embassy envoy walked into the palace, he saw that Zhao Zhen's frame was ready, and as soon as he came, the mighty team immediately set off for the outside of the palace. Only then did the pavilion envoy realize that it must have been the group of doglegs of the Imperial City Division who reported something in advance, so the emperor was prepared. He now hated those eunuchs, and he actually snatched his opportunity to perform in front of the emperor.
Shen Yu had already come out of the imperial village and stood in front of the dozen or so cars that had just driven over. Some of these sedans have just been produced by Xingcat, and some are more representative models bought from other brands.
But after Zhao Zhen came here, he didn't seem to be interested in these delicate little guys, but he had a soft spot for the big truck that stopped here yesterday. Shen Yu had a plan from this, although it was different from the original plan, but it was a change of soup and not a change of medicine. Anyway, with the Anomaly as a guarantee, it is not particularly difficult to change the plan on an interim basis.
"Your Majesty, if you're interested in trucks, I'll go and replace those cars with trucks like this."
Zhao Zhen nodded. Shen Yu motioned to the driver team led by Ma Chao to drive these cars back. Change the truck back. Then he walked up to Zhao Zhen and said, "We made a new dress for Your Majesty, but we don't know if it fits or not, so please try it by Your Majesty, you can enter that truck and change it yourself." ”
I really didn't care about the new clothes, but when I heard that I could get into the truck, the situation changed completely. "Good!"
"Your Majesty." One of the eunuchs behind him shouted, "Let the slave go with you." ”
Zhao Zhen knew that this eunuch was worried that something would go wrong, and was about to agree to come down to comfort his loyalty, but he didn't think that Shen Yu was next to him and said, "Your Majesty, there are already maids among them." ”
Of course Shen Yu won't let others in, otherwise how would he drop the bag? Could it be that they are given the opportunity to broadcast the whole process, so what is the deception?
When Zhao Zhen heard this, he smiled and said, "The preparation is quite thoughtful." ”
Shen Yu leaned over to him and whispered, "It's all stunning." ”
Zhao Zhen understood now, it turned out that he was sending a beautiful woman. Trying on new clothes was really just an excuse, so he smiled at the eunuch, "You don't have to worry. ”
So Zhao Zhen walked into the big truck compartment for people to change clothes. As Shen Yu's eyes narrowed with a slight smile blinked, Zhao Zhen suddenly felt that his body seemed to float, and then after this feeling disappeared, what appeared in front of him was a vast grassland.
"Rebels and thieves!" Zhao Zhen had already realized that he had been fooled, but it was already too late.
After a while, when I changed the door and saw Zhao Zhen coming out of the truck bed, I was relieved. saw the emperor walk up to Shen Yu and smiled: "This dress is thick, at least not like the emperor in Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale." ”
The eunuchs looked at each other, not knowing what the emperor was talking about. But after seeing Shen Yu laughing playfully, he thought that he was too shallow and didn't know the mystery.
Of course, they don't know the mystery, and Zhao Zhen, who has not been reborn, will know Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale. The emperor's new clothes are opaque, which is telling Shen Yu, "I am the reborn Zhao Zhen, and the plan was successfully completed!" ”
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