Chapter 51 Neither is it a joke

"You ........."

Shuai Lang got out of the car and pointed to Mu Tangwei, a long one, I didn't say it in the back, it's a bit of a shame, this guy is creamy, he is really a little Zhengtai without wearing a police uniform, and he is still the little Zhengtai who was born under the red flag and grew up in the sun. This little Zhengtai seems to have a good temper, although he didn't trouble Shuai Lang, but his attitude towards Shuai Lang was almost bad, and he didn't wait for Shuai Lang to say something, and he slapped Shuai Lang's fingers while glaring and reprimanding: "What's the matter, what excuse do you find not to try?" ”

"You can't go." Shuai Lang said bluntly.

"Why?" The little cop was not convinced.

"Have you ever seen two men go to open a house?"

Shuai Lang shook his head, choked the male policeman, and then pointed to the cold-faced ice-faced, pretty phoenix-eyed policewoman, who was almost the same height as himself, Shuai Lang looked up and down, the half-sleeved white shirt was tightly buttoned, the light-colored trousers were shining, and the empty Roman shoes were crooked.

But then again, just this straight face, very much contemptuous of the man's queen posture, and looking at Shuai Lang with ill intentions, hiding or not hiding, a pair of pretty eyes are also looking at Shuai Lang, as if she wants to find any clues from this insider, I don't know if she found it, Shuai Lang can find out, and secretly said in his heart, this girl is definitely an active and difficult to satisfy type, no matter that man marries home, the result must be kidney loss.

After a while, the policewoman sneered and asked in a cold voice, "Have you seen enough?" ”

"Beauty can never be enough, hehe." Shuai Lang made a joke, Fang Huiting's eyes widened, her hand crossed her chest, and she obviously saw that her chest was squeezed and bulging, and her size was not small, if she wasn't a major insider, she would have to wait with her fists and feet, but unexpectedly, this stare didn't scare Shuai Lang, Shuai Lang triumphantly knew the difficulty, and pointed at Fang Huiting: "She will follow me." ”

"Hey, what do you mean? Do you know who Sister Fang is? You dare to even think about it. Mutang was on fire, took a step forward, blocking Shuai Lang's sight, this guy was about to stand up to protect the flowers, but it was boring, Fang Huiting pulled him aside, and was about to ask Shuai Lang, Shuai Lang explained first: "Don't you want to know the truth?" We went that day with a man and a woman, and the female police officer went with me, and I will show you how to live there, and the truth will be revealed...... Save you from going back and forth and not believing me. ”

"Xiaomu, wait in the car, let's go." Fang Huiting was refreshing, shook her head, Shuai Lang sighed, led the way, and the two walked side by side towards the Shushuang Express Hotel.

Just a few steps, Shuai Lang was unhappy, stood still and said unhappily: "Comrade Police Flower, don't pull your face, is this like a couple going to open a room?" It's like going to the execution ground...... Also, don't stay so far away from me, my current role is your lover, not your suspect...... Hey, I said Comrade Police Flower, I don't know what Fang's name is? You don't introduce yourself, do you? ”

After a few teases, the policewoman reluctantly walked to Shuai Lang's side, but she responded with an action of gouging out her eyes, sneering, ignoring and despising, as if to say, you are not worthy of knowing your sister's famous surname.

Shuai Lang was not annoyed, smiled, walked side by side with one left and one right, Shuai Lang glanced at the protruding part of the policewoman's chest from time to time, guessed the size of the part, and was contented, passing by the cold drink stall on the street and buying two bottles of drinks and handing them to the policewoman, but the policewoman did not accept such kindness at all, Shuai Lang forced it into the policewoman's hand, and persuaded: "Feel free, we live in as a couple, you can't pretend to be like a class enemy, right?" …… That, take it, you're welcome. That's right...... Give me money. ”

"Ah, I haven't said anything yet, you want me to pay for it first?" Fang Huiting was angry all of a sudden, and she bought a bottle of Sprite and was about to pay for it before she opened her mouth.

"No, don't get me wrong...... The opening money, use it, and use it as a prop. Save you from saying I'm a troublemaker, in fact, it's very simple to open a house, and you really don't need an ID card. Shuai Lang took a sip of the drink and stretched out her hand, the policewoman rolled her eyes angrily and touched her pocket, and gave a stack to Shuai Lang, it seemed that she had to confirm what happened that day, in her position, of course she couldn't believe what Shuai Lang said.

Walked to the door of the express hotel, looked up again, Fang Huiting was more sure of her thoughts, the glass foyer is made of fifteen centimeters thick material, there is a probe hanging at the door, and the registration office is a stone bar. Just about to step in, but was stopped by Shuai Lang reaching out to block, Fang Huiting glared at Shuai Lang unhappily, the corners of his mouth moved, Shuai Lang obviously saw that the silver teeth were biting and creaking, and he was angry.

It's not ordinary awkward, Shuai Lang smiled thickly, raised his arm, bowed, didn't speak, and stared at the policewoman playfully, the action was to signal the policewoman to pull up. Although I don't know what the policewoman's name is, I have seen five big and three thick police sisters-in-law in the unit of the police team, and I really want to be close to this good-looking policewoman.

Hum...... Fang Huiting was very refreshing, she came up directly and grabbed Shuai Lang's arm, pinched it fiercely when she held it, snorted in her nose, Shuai Lang's face changed, she gasped in pain, and stared back at the policewoman, at this time, the policewoman proudly burst out a few words from between her teeth: "Flirting with the policewoman is very fulfilling, isn't it, it's very comfortable, right?" ”

"Hmm...... Comfortable! Shuai Lang gritted his teeth, had nothing to say, was in pain and happy, and arranged the last sentence in a slightly transposed voice: "When I open the room for the two of us, you will feel very comfortable." ”

Entering the door, it was like a couple entering the door, the policewoman was very cooperative, did not rectify Shuai Lang again, and her attitude eased a little. The hall is more than ten square meters, and there is a fat middle-aged man sitting behind the bar, his face is shiny, and the half-bald place of his head is also shiny. Shuai Lang and Fang Huiting held each other, and when they arrived at the bar, they saw Shuai Lang shouting at the table with a second-rate drink: "Boss, open a room." ”

"One hundred and five standard rooms, one hundred general rooms...... Hourly hours at 30 ...... per hour Several. The boss looked up and looked at it with his eyes puffed out.

"Two people, standard room, one hundred and fifteen." Shuai Lang said.

"Get your ID card and register." The boss opened the registration book and found the pen, a subtle smile flashed on Fang Huiting's face, this boss is still quite law-abiding.

"Nope." Shuai Lang was in a good shape and refused directly.

"That's fine, too."

"Nope."

"A student ID will do."

"Do you think I look like a student? No. ”

After a few sentences, the boss only looked up at this time, Shuai Lang's two fingers had already caught the money, and he still said unceremoniously: "Be quick." ”

"Ouch, you don't have anything, so what's going on?" The boss snapped the register and was embarrassed.

It's difficult here, someone is happy, Fang Huiting glanced at Shuai Lang proudly, I'm afraid the truth is that Shuai Lang lied.

An embarrassed boss, a policewoman who smiled secretly, and a handsome man who looked like a second-rate man, this triangular drama began, and the protagonist Shuai Lang threw three hundred with a little ruffian on his face: "What nonsense, is it so troublesome to open a room?" ”

"It's not me who bother, it's the rule...... Who do I know? What relationship? How do you live there? "The boss is embarrassed.

"So what do you mean? It's all husband and wife, and you've long since closed the door. Shuai Lang squinted his eyes and taught a lesson, in standard Zhongzhou official words, and pointed at the money he threw down: "If you find it, just do something...... Even the money to wash the sheets is there, you don't open and pull it down, let's go here for a convenient time, dozens of meters apart, the next one you think we can't live in? ”

The boss's eyelids were raised, very serious, looking at Shuai Lang, and then at the woman beside him who looked quite good, glared, and pursed his lips to show disdain, this Hui Ting is even happier, after all, he is an old comrade, and he knows to abide by the law.

Unexpectedly, the shocking change came, the middle-aged man looked at it for a long time, maintained a quiet and serious attitude, pulled the drawer, and unceremoniously accepted the money in Fang Huiting's surprise, and then took the key room card and threw it to the bar counter and lowered his voice and said: "Six-zero-three, the voice is quieter." ”

In an instant, Shuai Langle blossomed. Touching the key with one hand and covering her forehead with the other, she turned her head with a smile, and saw that the policewoman's face was pale and angry. Biting his lip and smiling, he handed the key to the policewoman and said, "Did you hear that?" Six-zero-three, the voice is quieter...... I've said it, you'll feel comfortable when you get out of the room, right? ”

It is estimated that the two of them are regarded as a couple who are cheating and eating wild food, and seeing that the two of them are not leaving, for fear that the two of them will not be satisfied, they explained: "The high floor is convenient, and no one comes during the day." As soon as I saw that you were all your own people, it was okay, but I kept my mouth shut, as if you hadn't come. ”

It seems that the boss is very honest, and it is convenient to take people's money and people, when he heard Shuai Lang laugh so much that he almost climbed onto the bar, his face turned sideways and grimaced at the policewoman, now Fang Huiting couldn't bear it anymore, "pop" made a loud sound, the boss who was bowing his head was startled, and he looked up and was startled for the second time, the woman photographed the police officer card on the bar, and when she saw that the boss was stunned, her lips trembled and pointed, this... This... This...... Before she could say it, Fang Huiting drank:

"Do you know the public security regulations? How can I check in without an ID card...... What about your surveillance, all of them are called out, and I will take them away. ”

"Monitoring...... Bad... It's broken. The boss nervously looked at a cold-faced and sneering one, I don't know how to come back, but I was frightened by the officer, for fear that there was a mistake and looked at the police officer's card, which was definitely not fake, and nervously put it on the bar counter and explained: "It's been broken for many days, don't blame us, call the police station a few times, they ask for money for light pipe installation, light pipe for money, regardless of maintenance, let us find someone ourselves, who do you say this can look for?" ”

"What about the previous ones? Save for a few months? Fang Huiting asked with a glimmer of expectation, it is generally stored for three months, and if there is an accident, it will be stored longer if it is not cleared.

Unexpectedly, the boss gave a more thunderous sentence: "I saved a little last month, and I haven't used it well before." ”

Trembling and trembling, the policewoman's face became even more ugly, and the boss bowed down to explain with a smiling face: "...... Comrade policeman, let's... We... There are no bad people here, but the bad people on the side of the street don't dare to come, so they come to open a room and make love to the young people, or whatever, or whatever, it's all honest people...... This ......"

"You...... You're waiting......"

Fang Huiting was angry, there was nowhere to vent, I am afraid that this is another matter of death without proof, I am afraid that it will be useless to deal with the hotel and give a public security punishment, touching the police card, and angrily took the first step out of the hall, handsome Coke, looking at this bald boss can't wait to hug and kiss, as long as you have a Zhongzhou accent in these places, bringing a girl to the boss will generally give you a convenience, maybe the boss in some places also provides the service of recruiting girls. Today is really a try, Fang Huiting was so angry that she left, Shuai Lang smiled and threw the key to the boss's counter, looking at the boss a little weak, patted the bar and shouted: "Hi hi... What are you pretending to be stupid? What about the police unannounced visits, and you also collected the money for the unannounced visits? ”

"Oh...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The boss was frightened, and hurriedly, he opened the drawer, shook the rope and smoothed out the three hundred yuan, put it on the bar with trepidation, and wanted to say something flattering with a bitter face, but it was obvious that he was not a film policeman he knew, and he didn't dare to say it, and looked at Shuai Lang with the money in embarrassment...... When Shuai Lang saw that the boss was frightened like this, the bad water came out, picked up the money and put it down again, and asked very unceremoniously: "I just gave it to you, are you sure?" Is it three hundred? ”

The boss was stunned for a moment, and was about to reply, but unexpectedly looked at Shuai Lang squinting at the ill-intentioned look, and suddenly remembered the police brother who came here, and immediately realized, patted his forehead and said nervously: "Oh oh...... I'm old and confused, you look at my surname, no, no, it's five hundred...... No, you'll be given five hundred ...... less. Take it, officer, you're ...... You two of the ...... of that unit"

He took out five hundred from the drawer, put it in one with the previous one, and put it on again, but Shuai Lang took the money proudly, and pretended to be very serious and said: "I have said that I have made a secret visit, can I tell you?" ”

After saying that, he turned around and left, and the boss said nervously: "Comrade police, don't issue a ticket, we will fix the monitoring in the afternoon." ”

"It's okay, it's bad, no one is bothering you anymore. How inconvenient it is to have monitoring. ”

Shuai Lang turned his back, squinted and replied with a smile, pushed the door and swaggered away, behind him, the boss was stunned by the thunder that looked like a plainclothes policeman, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time............................................................................................. Out of the door laughing a little stomach hurt, this temporary scene did not expect to get 500 yuan, and when he arrived in front of the car, Shuai Lang had already become a serious and honest expression, got in the car without saying a word, and handed over the props money given by the policewoman, the policewoman took the money and glanced at Shuai Lang fiercely, probably being teased by the money that opened the room and washed the sheets. I didn't think about it, but I was depressed, and I turned around and didn't say a word.

"Hey......" Mu Tangwei sighed, glanced at Shuai Lang helplessly, and sighed a little straight at the meaning of the world's wind and people's hearts to please the policewoman, and said while driving: "These people really can't help it, there is no law to follow, it seems that the legal system still needs a long process." ”

sighed, started the car, and glanced at the policewoman, who was sulking and didn't say anything, but the back seat fluttered and laughed. Mu Tangwei turned his head and glared unhappily: "What are you laughing at?" ”

"What am I laughing at?" Shuai Lang asked with a smile and explained: "It's not that there is a law that is not followed, it's that the law is not strictly enforced, and it's not that the legal system takes a long process. There is no legal system. ”

"What don't you say? The ethos is that people like you who don't take moral responsibility seriously have broken it, and you're embarrassed to say it. The male policeman answered, Xiucai's tone of training ruffians, Shuai Lang saw that the little policeman scolded himself bitterly, but he didn't even have the heart to argue, he screwed the drink and drank it, and smiled noncommittally.

No, the things you see are too different with different identities, and it is much more difficult to speculate with this moral gentleman than to open a house.

The second stop went to Zhongzhou Avenue, it seemed that he was going to the park, there was no sound in the process of driving, he got off at the gate of the park, and he would follow each other, Shuai Lang led the two people to the place where Gu Qingzhi cheated money that day, this place often comes, one finger to the Lake Heart Pavilion, that is the place where the beautiful woman is met, one refers to the boulevard, that is the place where the two of them stroll, several details and transcripts are the same, and even Shuai Lang can say that there are a few steps from the bench to the Lake Center Pavilion, and the male policeman was stunned when he heard it, and he couldn't pick out a single thorn.

As for the policewoman, with a black face, she took a photo with a click, this shot made Shuai Lang confused, and asked in a low voice: "Hey, I said Comrade Police Flower, why are you filming this?" ”

"Is this what you should ask?" The policewoman choked and ignored the camera.

Unexpectedly, she ignored it, and there was another one, the male policeman glared at Shuai Lang and reprimanded: "Is this a criminal investigation?" Sister Fang graduated from a major in criminal psychology, and she can judge the pattern from the environment and place where the suspect haunts, and finally bring you to justice. ”

Shuai Lang covered his mouth, snorted and laughed again, this time even the policewoman was so angry that she turned around and glanced at Mu Tangwei, as if she was afraid that outsiders would not know what the police were doing. glared at Mu Tangwei with a smiling face, and didn't dare to say anything. Shuai Lang smiled even more happily, and at this time he had already concluded that these two were purely a pair of rookies and a pair of tender policemen.

"What are you laughing at? Funny, huh? The female policeman glanced at the male policeman, turned around and glared at Shuai Lang again, Shuai Lang's face turned pale, and he waved his hand: "No, no, it's not funny." ”

"You don't look like a law-abiding person." The policewoman choked. Shuai Lang immediately made a big start, and clasped his hands around and looked scared: "Wow, good vision, are you handling the case by watching?" ”

"You...... You wait, find out your flaws are not as good as yours. There will always be a time when you can't get out. The female policeman was angry, and the male policeman also came up to help, pointing at Shuai Lang and reprimanding: "Don't pretend to be Shuailang, although there is no evidence to prove that you are involved in the case, we suspect that you must know the whereabouts of the female Xiao...... It's also a sin not to report it, have you heard of covering up the crime? ”

was reprimanded by the tender police like this, like giving a legal class to the legal blind, so that Shuai Lang couldn't keep his uprightness, hehe lowered his head and smiled, and asked with a smile: "I said comrade policeman, you have studied the law well, and you can scare the crime without evidence and suspicion?" …… Since there is no evidence, how can the crime of harboring be established, you have to make sure that the procuratorate does not call back? You can't even speak, you put yourself in the privileged class, right? ”

Mu Tang Wei immediately saved the language problem in his words, turned his face sideways, and didn't pick up the stubble, the policewoman glared at him unhappily, the decent and experienced policemen who had temporarily organized the team to fight robbery and anti-fraud were unwilling to come, and they gathered a bunch of idlers and newcomers in the bureau and the detachment, and faintly felt that the two of them couldn't even get an insider, let alone deal with the suspect in the future, and now they were looking at Shuai Lang depressed, looking at Mu Tangwei, more depressed than looking at Shuai Lang.

The two policemen were silent, Shuai Lang was not idle, and after thinking about the key words just now, he asked the little policeman: "Hey, Officer Mu, what kind of female owl?" Isn't he a liar, a heroine? ”

"Xiao, there is a Xiao word next to the ghost word, which means female ghost." The little policeman corrected righteously.

"That word xiao? …… Yes? Then you say, I met a female ghost? Have you become a Chinese ghost story? Shuai Lang was shocked, and asked Mu Tangwei nervously, Mu Tangwei knew that Shuai Lang had nothing to say, and said disdainfully: "You have a ghost in your heart." ”

"Oh......" Shuai Lang smiled, and suddenly realized: "Then you can cure it?" ”

"Of course it can be cured, and it's no problem to cure you." Mu Tangwei didn't have to save it.

"Awesome...... shuai lang gave a thumbs up: "Modern police are powerful, they can jump big ropes, and they can also exorcise ghosts." ”

"You ......" the little policeman glared and couldn't hold it back.

The policewoman couldn't listen to it anymore, and walked briskly, Mu Tangwei didn't care about the lawsuit with Shuai Lang, so she followed, Shuai Lang walked behind and looked at the decay of the male policeman's dedication and smiled, this guy is very interesting, it is estimated that he just came out of the police academy, and he doesn't have so many eyes, this set comes and goes, but Shuai Lang is more at ease, at least he knows that the police have no strong evidence at all, and he knows that the whole two newcomers are tossing back and forth, but they are just thinking about what to happen, and they want to find some clues as if they were lucky.

Is it possible? Shuai Lang smiled again when he thought of this stubble, and secretly said in his heart, if I can really find it, I still want to see it.

got into the car, stopped laughing, and drove to the next stop, Shuai Lang in the back seat opened the pack of cigarettes he bought from the entrance of the park, but as soon as the fire was lit, the male policeman fell ill again, and turned back with a rattling sound: "Hi, hi, a little bit of morality, Sister Fang is the most annoying of the smell of smoke, and she doesn't respect the lady at all?" ”

The expression of the flower is indescribably righteous and awe-inspiring, looking at Shuai Lang as if he saw the hatred of a class enemy, this cigarette seems to be more important than the case, Shuai Lang frowned, waved his hand with a smile, don't smoke, I'm afraid of you, pinched the cigarette and threw it out the window, and the male policeman turned his head and sat upright and drove forward.

After another fifteen minutes, when I arrived at the Blue Phoenix Cafe in the middle of the inn road, Fang Huiting flipped through the records, according to Shuai Lang, the two of them had sipped coffee here and fell in love.

The two policemen invariably looked back at Shuai Lang sitting in the back seat, Shuai Lang was sitting precariously, and his innocent eyes radiated the light of honesty, but in the eyes of the two policemen, the more they looked at it, the more they looked like Cheng Xin, what did Cheng Xin do? Let's have fun......

(To be continued)