Chapter 52: The Perfect Man
Holding the big boat sent by the little police flower, Xu Xia returned to the office.
Dou Hui saw that he was "triumphant" looking for a place to place, and he was even more uncomfortable, and involuntarily spit out: "Bad man." ”
Xu Xia just placed the big boat on the side platform on his right hand, and was observing whether it was suitable or not, and said in a daze: "Who are you talking about?" ”
As soon as Dou Hui spoke, he realized that he said sourly: "I have girlfriends, and I am still messing with all kinds of women, of course, that is, you." ”
Xu Shrimp laughed, leaned over her desk and said: "Doudou, I have always felt that you have great potential, but now I find that your potential is quite large, and you will soon have a tendency to become the fifth god." ”
Dou Hui smiled and said embarrassedly: "I won't, I just care about you." ”
Xu Shrimp exaggerated: "If you care about me, you will arrange 'all kinds of women' for me?" You don't know that tigress in my house, she was beaten like that last time, but you saw it with your own eyes, can you talk nonsense? ”
Dou Hui said embarrassedly: "How can I have? I am...... Remind you. ”
Xu Shrimp said gently: "Doudou, I know that you are alone in the office, sometimes it is boring, don't worry, I will do what I say, and I will definitely take you with me if I have something in the future." But you can't just contact you when you're fine, if it gets out, not only me, but also you. ”
Dou Hui said, "Me? ”
Xu Xia said solemnly: "Of course it's you." We both went to work in the same year, both of us were so young, and we were alone in the same office, and there was no second one in the whole compound like ours. Let me tell you this, if I hadn't always brought something with me on business trips, the four gods would have known what to arrange us into. Therefore, you must pay attention to what you say in the future, just like the sentence just now, this must be heard by those few people, and you must be one of the 'women of all kinds'. ”
Xiao Shrimp understands Dou Hui's psychology very well, and Hao Rui is a bit different, Hao Rui is lonely at home, and Dou Hui is lonely at work. The loneliness at home is already a headache for him, and the loneliness at work can't happen anymore. Both of them belong to women with "husbands", and he has to say a few more words to sound the alarm for this little sister who has always felt good.
Dou Hui was frightened, and apologized again and again: "I'm sorry, Brother Xu, I really didn't mean that, just say it casually, it's really ...... It's just that I care about you......"
Xu Xia patted her on the shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter what happens between the two of us, you can say that, it's too late for me to be grateful." I'm also giving you a reminder not to take it to heart. ”
Dou Hui said sincerely: "No." Thank you, Brother Xu, I have no experience, you will teach me more in the future. ”
Xu Shrimp said: "That's okay, let's do this first." "After that, he walked out.
Dou Huiqi said: "Where are you going again?" ”
Xu Shrimp smiled evilly: "Didn't you hear both of them coming at the door?" To the, of course. ”
Dou Hui pulled out a long voice in disappointment: "Are you going out again?" I'm the only one left. ”
Xu Shrimp laughed and went out.
Dou Hui turned back in frustration, saw the pen on the table, and was annoyed, and hated the poor and unlucky pen.
◇◇◇◇◇
Successfully appeased the little beauty in the same room, Xu Shrimp and Hao Rui asked for a leave, and went in Hao Rui's reluctant and helpless expression.
Out of the building, Xu Shrimp dialed the stupid girl's phone and wanted to go out with the two little police flowers, God knows where Qiao Yueyue, the crazy girl, will take him to go wild, how can he not ask for instructions to report?
The phone was connected, and Ji Ruomin said happily and unexpectedly: "Why are you so well-behaved today and take the initiative to call me?" ”
Xu Shrimp got straight to the point and said: "No, it's not good, Qiao Yueyue is back, and she came to the door with a little police flower named Zhuang Tong, and wants to take me to the carnival together, how dare I not ask for instructions?" ”
Ji Ruomin was stunned and said angrily: "This little girl, she didn't report to me after completing the task, it's too unusual." ”
Xu Xia smiled bitterly: "Captain Ji, can you not put on a leadership stand first, and instruct me what to do about this matter first?" ”
Ji Ruomin said angrily: "What instructions?" Didn't I tell you all last time! You must once and for all, without hesitation, resolutely and decisively, ruthlessly and with revenge, once to make her die! Does this need to be asked? ”
Xu Shrimp resisted the surname and said: "Of course I haven't forgotten what you said, but now there is a Zhuang Tong, you can't ......"
Ji Ruomin said angrily: "What do you mean? Do you really want to go out with the two of them? I warn you, you have to dare ......"
Xu Shrimp interrupted with a low snort: "Ruomin! Can't you just listen to me patiently? ”
Ji Ruomin was restrained and said reluctantly: "You say." ”
Xu Xia said patiently: "Ruomin, although your method is good, but after all, everyone is a colleague, and every day when you look up and don't look down, Qiao Yueyue's feelings can't be ignored at all, right?" If you accidentally get too stiff, don't you look good on your face? What's more, there is a Zhuang boy, if you really want to say something bad, they are two to one, how many mouths do you have to say clearly? You are a leader, and there are nearly 1,000 people in your SWAT team, where will you put your face when the time comes? ”
Ji Ruomin thought about it and felt reasonable, and asked, "Then what do you say?" ”
Xu Shrimp said: "I think it can be like this." Now it happens that Zhuang Tong is also here, I will go out with them, and then find an opportunity to explain the matter to Zhuang Tong, with the relationship between Zhuang Tong and Qiao Yueyue, I will definitely tell Qiao Yueyue when I go back. In this way, not only to achieve your goal, but also to let Qiao Yueyue retreat; And you can be more tactful, keep your colleague relationship, and not make a storm in the city, isn't this a triple win? What do you think. ”
Ji Ruomin held the phone and struggled for a long time, and said reluctantly: "Okay, I'll approve you once." But I warn you, let you go, it's to solve the problem, not to let you have fun, you have to make things clear as soon as possible, go and come back quickly, absolutely, absolutely, you can't do anything, otherwise, hum! You know what the consequences are. ”
Xu Xia couldn't cry and laughed, and agreed again and again, and then said: "But Ruomin, I still have one more matter, before I come back, you must not call me, so as not to sabotage my operation, which is very important." ”
Ji Ruomin said excitedly: "What did you say? You stinky rascal! You went out to pick up girls behind my back, and you still soaked two, and you still ......"
Xu Xia quickly turned off the phone. It's too hard to talk to this big vinegar jar, such a trivial matter, so much tongue, and in the end, it makes a reputation of "carrying her" and "soaking two", which is simply unreasonable.
Xu Shrimp shook his head, delaying for so long, the little police flower should be in a hurry, right?
◇◇◇◇◇
Xu Xia went out again, Qiao Yueyue's mouth could hang the oil bottle, and before he could open his voice, he rushed impatiently: "Oh, how did you do it?" It's easy for me to take some time to go for so long! ”
Xu Shrimp smiled and said, "I'm sorry, ask the leader for a leave, delay some time, let's go." "Help drag up two suitcases and lead the two women to his car.
Seeing the little shrimp and little jeep, Qiao Yueyue sighed again as if she had discovered a new world: "Wow! I can't imagine that you are so fashionable, so tasteful, and actually drive a convertible jeep so stylishly, it's so cool! It's cool, it's cool, it's cool! ”
With an obsessive face, he raised his neck to Xiao Shrimp: "As I get to know you better, I find that you are more and more tempered with me, more and more suitable for me, and more and more in line with my requirements, just like carefully built for me." ”
Zhuang Tong's cheeks were hot, and he longed to get into it.
Xu Xia's face was red and swollen, and he pretended to be confused and handed over the car keys: "Since you like it so much, then you can drive." ”
Qiao Yueyue's eyes lit up, and she rubbed her little hands eagerly: "Wow! Such a good little jeep, I can finally drive it, I have never driven an open-top jeep. That's great! Excited, I took the car keys.
The three of them got into the car, Qiao Yueyue drove, Xiao Shrimp sat in the co-pilot, and Zhuang Tong and the two boxes sat in the back.
After the car, Xu Shrimp found a topic and said, "Yueyue, I heard that your mission this time is to protect the guests for sightseeing, how did you do it?" ”
Qiao Yueyue became excited and said proudly: "If you don't say anything else, let's just talk about the hotel we live in, you listen to the name first." ”
With his right hand, he began to count: "Marriott, Sheraton, Shangri-La, Kempinski, and what kind of fake hotels, all of them are the most high-end, all of them are like palaces, you haven't been there, and you can't think of what it's like inside." ”
Xu Shrimp said: "It's not bad to be a female special policeman." ”
Qiao Yueyue said triumphantly: "Oh, you don't know, this is the Ji Brigade taking care of me, otherwise, such a major task is usually sent to veteran members, even Tong Tong borrowed my light!" ”
Xu Xia looked back in embarrassment, and saw Zhuang Tong sticking out his tongue and rolling his eyes angrily.
Qiao Yueyue came up, from longing to imagining: "Brigade Ji also said that he would report to me for third-class merit in half a year, and if I didn't do it for half a year, I will definitely be allowed to do it at the end of the year." At that time, I will be the hero of the country, and I will become the backbone of the whole detachment, and the next step will be to become the vice captain of the women's team, and the next step will be the captain of the women's team, and the next step will be ......."
Qiao Yueyue couldn't help it, went straight to the captain, and added a sentence at the end: "Tong Tong, you have to work hard now, otherwise you will be thrown too far away by me." ”
Xu Shrimp and Zhuang Tong looked at each other, both speechless.
Qiao Yueyue sang a one-man show for a long time before she remembered the two of them and said, "Hey, why don't you speak?" ”
Zhuang Tong said angrily: "You haven't turned positive now, just think so far, let's say what?" ”
Qiao Yueyue said unashamedly: "If you don't say that you are useless, you have only been working for a few days, and you have been thrown so far away by me." You can't even think about it, what can you do? Isn't it? ”
Qiao Yueyue's words were said to Zhuang Tong, but the last sentence was not to Xiao Shrimp.
Xu Shrimp said casually: "That's, that's, a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier; A SWAT officer who doesn't want to be the captain is definitely not a good SWAT. ”
Qiao Yueyue narrowed her eyebrows, and said infatuatedly: "Wow! You really deserve to be a master's degree, you are so knowledgeable! With such thoughtfulness, depth and level in any word, I can now finally be sure that I am not looking at the wrong person, you are simply perfect! ”
The little police flower lover has a lover in his eyes, and the little shrimp has a good surname, good looks, and good education; Drinking coffee is called elegant; The healing of the face wound is called a surprise; Driving a jeep is fashionable and tasteful; Now picking up people's teeth and wisdom perfunctory nonsense, he has also become thoughtful, deep and level, and in just a few minutes, he quickly upgraded from tailor-made to a perfect man.
Zhuang Tong couldn't bear it anymore, and he sneered and laughed.
Xu Xia didn't dare to laugh anymore, and closed his mouth with difficulty, thinking that I should talk less.
――――――――――――
Take the opportunity of strong pushing, ask everyone for recommendations, let's also rush to the list, the requirements are not high, just rush to the "urban pagination recommendation list", last week naked running, all ranked 30th, you can still rush in, please brothers, let me Lao Sheng also go back to the list.
Friends who are reading books passing by, please also help. It's not easy to be a pure city, and you need the help of each and every one of you. In addition, I hope to give a bookshelf to collect, if you are tired of reading the rebirth ability one day and want to read a book close to life, you can easily find this book. Thank you, Lao Sheng, please.
Finally, thank you to the lost archers for their many evaluations, and I wish my brother all the best.