(Dear friends, the Chinese New Year is coming soon, there are many things, it will be changed to 6,000 words a day in February, and ten thousand changes will be restored in March!) ）

Yideng is very popular, seeing that I am mad, many people intercede for him, Su Diao complex said beside me: "This old society, you can be forgiven if you have problems with your thinking, it's a big deal to let him change it, you give him another chance!" ”

I didn't want to give everyone face, so I gave a favor and said to Yideng: "Master, can we do it well?" ”

Yideng was ashamed, nodded embarrassedly, and then continued to pick up the script and speak: "In 43, my investigation target moved to the countryside of Xinnan City, where there is an even stranger custom, the local people like to listen to a strange opera, commonly known as the dancing god, which is said to be able to drive away ghosts, and I will perform it for you below......"

As he spoke, Yideng took out a small drum and a small wooden stick from behind his buttocks, and sang wailingly, "Hey...... When the sun sets, the sky is dark, every household closes the door, the magpie birds run the mountain, and the house birds and pigeons run to the eaves......"

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Ten minutes later, everyone was stunned, this old thing sang decently, his voice was sonorous and powerful, the tune was melodious, quite a god's demeanor, Wang Chongyang next to me kept swaying with the tune, and the master who was about to play next to him kept applauding.

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After another ten minutes, Yideng has not finished singing, I heard that this has just sung to the small **, I quickly let Yideng stop first, pondered for a long time, I asked him euphemistically: "Master, let's not talk about your dancing posture and trembling chest muscles, just your performance time is too long, people are recording a documentary, you just mean it!" ”

Yideng suddenly realized, and quickly put away the guy's business, and then he took out an allegro, and performed in front of us: "Let's talk about a ......"

After listening to it for a few minutes, I can see that this old monk Allegro is also playing well, and then, this old man performed various local operas such as the two of them, the Beijing rhyme drum, the Henan pendant, etc., if this old man wears serious clothes, he has the talent of an artist!

After the performance of a lamp, he said to us shyly: "Everyone laughed, I asked for food everywhere back then, and I didn't learn anything else, but I learned a lot of these pleasing tunes, Buddha I have not been easy in my life, thanks to meeting Section Chief Wang, otherwise it is estimated that I can't get along with the object now, don't say anything, I wish Section Chief Wang a blessing like the East China Sea Shoubi Nanshan, and dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of years." ”

Damn, I couldn't tell if he was praising me or telling the truth, anyway, I secretly shed two tears.

In the end, we all agreed that he was not suitable for the interview, and the old monk cried on the spot!

After the lamp went down, the difficulty came up, and the lamp full of literary and artistic style, the difficulty focused on her experience before becoming a monk, and from the perspective of Buddhism told some strange events, which was very good, but I don't know how to do it, this old nun talked about the romance of her youth, most of which happened in the truck and in the small inn next to the road.

In the end, several of our judges reluctantly disqualified him from running, but the old nun didn't think there was anything, and said: "It's much better to say it!" Then he ran to the side to comfort a lamp!

Next, it was time to blow out the lanterns, and he said, "Leaders...... What is the most important tradition of our Chinese nation? It's respecting teachers! Although I am a disciple of Buddhism, I very much agree with some of the ideas in Confucian theory, and today, I want to share with you a story in which the protagonist of the story is my master, and the villain of the story is my brother...... My master is bitter...... When he is so old, he still goes to drink flower wine, and the old man's body can't bear it...... The most hateful thing is that my senior brother led my master to a trip to Fireworks Alley, but he only drank and didn't do anything else! What do you say is this? Is there such an apprentice? Is it human? ……”

I quickly shut him up and comforted him: "That, blow the lamp, you see that we are mainly talking about culture, and you are a memoir, which is not suitable!" ”

Blowing the lamp glared at a light in the distance, and then silently walked into the bedroom!

Then, it was Lao Zhao's performance time, the old man expounded the traditions of the Chinese nation from folklore, ancestor worship, totem and other aspects, and objectively summarized the difference between some feudal superstitions and unknown areas, we were stunned, however, soon Lao Zhao's views became a little biased, he gradually began to criticize feminism, especially domestic violence, and showed the scars on his body in front of all of us, I go, this old man is covered with scars, look like it is all cut out of a kitchen knife!

When the old man was about to take off his pants and tell him about his sadness, I stopped him in time and concluded: "Lao Zhao, the first half of your speech is still very good, but the second half is a bit of a snake, you can revise it, especially you can't take off your pants casually in public, it's a documentary, it's not a street neighborhood committee to mediate family disputes, besides, the neighborhood committee can't take off your pants randomly!" Do you understand? ”

The old man nodded reluctantly and went into the bedroom to make changes.

After my discussion with the jury, it was unanimously agreed that Lao Zhao was a candidate!

Write it down, Vice President Lin came to the stage, and the old man spoke for a long time, and he came up with a truth: diligence and thrift! Although his intentions are very good, he preaches singleness in his speeches from time to time, and says that it is most economical to live without marrying a daughter-in-law, and also reveals that he once divorced three or four times when he thought that the problem of buying clothes was the problem.

Our jury felt that his views were an obstacle to harmony and would hinder the normal development of human society, so we revoked his right to participate.

Miss Eleven talked more about ethical issues, and she was also a stubborn person, and she asked us innocently: "You say, what am I called?" My master's father-in-law wants to deal with me, should I agree? What will I call Master then? Uncle? Square peg? What does my master call me? Call Mom? Obviously not suitable! The key is that my master and his father-in-law are gentle and considerate, and I can't do without him a little, you give me ideas, what should I do? ”

Damn, you asked me stupidly at the time! I don't even know how to answer this question, but I was the legendary little prince of TV back then, and I watched a lot of TV series in those years when there were no girls to bubble in, so I enlightened the eleventh girl: "Don't you know that Yang Guo has soaked his aunt in his hands?" Wu Zetian is Tang Gaozong's stepmother, Yang Guifei is the daughter-in-law of Emperor Tang Ming, everyone is a powerful and shining character, they don't care, are you in a hurry? Why do you think so much about philosophical questions? Besides, Liu Qian didn't object to this, Liu Qian and her sister didn't object, and I didn't object, why are you so serious? ”

Miss Eleven stopped talking at that time, and silently walked into the bedroom, and soon, I heard Miss Eleven's voice in the room: "Old Liu! That's it, your children don't have any opinions! In the future, we will talk about our own affairs, my master is still my master, your daughter is still your daughter, I will call her my sister when you are not present, I will call her my sister when you are not present, she will call me aunt when you are not present, let's compromise when you are both present, I will call her my sister......"

The Lone Ranger is a combination of local and foreign, and he came up to us and asked, "Judges, do you know why I wear my pants outside?" ”

Lao Chi asked suspiciously: "Are you born this year?" ”

The lone ranger glared at Lao Chi in disgust: "This is publicity, it's personality!" Our Chinese nation has been humble and rational for thousands of years, and I want to reverse this point of view, why can't I have personality? I'll tell you that I actually have a pair of pants underneath. What the? Don't you believe me? Okay, I'll take it off for you to show you now......"

The lone ranger who tried to play hooligan was knocked out by a female bat and dragged off the field!

Then Ouyang, Nine Girls, Coal Nanzi and others performed on stage one after another.

Ouyang told a story of merging Chinese and Western ghost hunting, the nine girls danced a minority dance, the story told by Coal Nanzi is basically about his emotional entanglement, which expounds the emotional changes of Chinese women throughout the ages, Iron Hammer shared the educational story of a good young man who embarked on the wrong path of martial arts, Ma Yuer has been praising her master - Su Diao complex, this little girl has heard some stories about Diao Zetian, and vaguely learned that Diao Zetian was once a man, Therefore, Ma Yuer's story is more inclined to platonic love, especially expounding the yearning for imprisoned love in Chinese civilization......

By four o'clock in the afternoon, everyone had finished their speeches, and then I was surprised to find that there was no qualified candidate except for Lao Zhao, who was more reliable.

Their views do belong to the content of Chinese cultural traditions, but I have never seen them so biased, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are biased.

This is a bad dish, I have already boasted to Zhang Qiang about Haikou, but now I don't have enough people, how can this be good?

He pinched my thighs and snorted at Lao He, Lao Wan, and Lao Le, who were sitting on the ground fighting the landlord, and I immediately understood her reminder, so I smiled and said to Lao Chi: "Lao Chi, the four of you brothers have lived for tens of thousands of years, it must be Bo Gu Tongjin, why don't you show your hand?" ”

Lao Chi pondered for a moment, and shouted at Lao He: "Second brother, you can tell me something!" ”

Lao He threw down the playing cards in confusion and said to me, "Let me say it too?" ”

I smiled and nodded: "Try it, we also want to hear your old man's teachings!" ”

Lao He walked to us with his eyebrows: "Okay, I'll tell you about a problem of how the Wu clan breeds offspring with humans......"