"Legend has it that the Three Kingdoms flew violently, and when Yangqiao drank it, he could retreat 100,000 soldiers, but in the end, he was cut off by a little-known soldier; Legend has it that Li Guang, the general of Hanfei, frightened the Huns, but in the end, he couldn't bear the insult of the knife and pen and cut off his head; Huaiyin, who is ambushed on all sides, hasn't it also drilled into people's crotch? When heroes are cowardly......"

When the person left, Gu Qingzhi Wenwen joked, learned the tone of Henan Opera, and said a few words in the opera, as if he was comforting and excusing Shuai Lang, but in the blink of an eye, the words changed again in front of Shuai Lang: "...... Shuai Lang, but this makes a bit of sense, this is a clumsy situation that even ordinary people can't fool, you look at the back and forth just now, it's good to throw a piece of money in one or two out of ten, what's wrong with you? Do it on purpose to show me, to show that you are loving? ”

Shuai Lang pursed his lips, didn't admit it, didn't deny it, seeing Gu Qingzhi's slightly questioning tone, with an inquiring look, made Shuai Lang disgusted, cut it, and raised his head to the side.

Gu Qingzhi smiled, Shuai Lang has always been this attitude of doing his own thing, you have to be awkward with him, he is too lazy to pay attention to you, and the peculiarities of this body really make Gu Qingzhi cry and laugh, he can see through the situation that ordinary people can't see, and ordinary people don't get hit, but he was hit, smiled and said softly: "I think, have you also had this kind of feeling of begging for people and wanting to kneel down...... So you have a special feeling for the little girl who knelt down and cried tears? ”

Suddenly, Shuai Lang's eyes came back, staring at Gu Qingzhi in a little surprise, maybe there was really this kind of ingredient, just standing there just now didn't think that this was a liar, pretending to be pitiful and cheating money, but thinking that he had also walked around the streets of the city in a daze and without a goal, surrounded by unfamiliar faces and indifferent eyes, how much better could that feeling of isolation and helplessness be than a little girl who knelt down and begged? All that was left was one standing and the other kneeling.

Another difference is that one kneels and begs, and the other always slaps a swollen face and becomes fat, even if he feels that Gu Qingzhi has spoken to his heart, Shuai Lang sneered disdainfully and shook his head at this time: "No." ”

After finishing speaking, he raised his eyelids, looked at Gu Qingzhi very complicatedly and added: "I don't feel anything, I don't see it, I told you, my IQ is the level of an idiot." ”

"Tsk......" Gu Qingzhi shook his head, looking at Shuai Lang's eyes with complexity and disgust, a little uncertain, I'm afraid that the disgust is not a liar but himself, and explained in a thoughtful tone: "This has nothing to do with your IQ, but you are too emotional, everyone has a bond in their hearts, your bond is here, you obviously know the elements of the show, or as long as you pay more attention to it, you should know that this is fake, but you still choose to be fooled...... Why? ”

"Do you have to ask why? I'm willing, isn't it just a hundred? You're going to kneel there and beg, and I'll give you a hundred ......," Shuai Lang rolled his eyes.

Gu Qingzhi was stunned for a while, and waved his hand: "Okay, I won't ask, in fact, I felt this when I met your roommate who rented with you, and it is rare to be affectionate, but this often becomes your biggest weakness." You should see what I mean, right? This is where you need to change, even if you think and discover with a hint of emotion, it will affect your accurate judgment........."

Gu Qingzhi said to the point, it is rare to have this kind of patience to say so clearly to a junior, but unexpectedly, Shuai Lang did not appreciate it, and he did not agree with Gu Qingzhi's words at all, and interrupted:

"Old man, I said, why are you like this? People's hearts are flesh and blood, no tears until difficulties, no kneeling when they don't kneel in hardships, people are like this, even if they are cheating, there must be hardships as a last resort, a good girl is not really in trouble, who can kneel here and beg without skin and face? If you are a daughter, but there is a little bit that you are willing to give? …… I said, why don't you just expose people and make it seem like you can? Even if you are a professional liar, is it easy for people to kneel here for a day? …… You don't care if you have money, but is it easy for a helpless person like this to find a way to survive in this dog's city? In the end, she chose this most undignified way, she must have her troubles, you still cheat dead people's money, but you can't get used to people cheating living people's money......"

Shuai Lang was very angry, extremely angry, it didn't seem that he was angry with the little female liar, he was angry with Gu Qingzhi, he was angry with himself, his voice was short and sonorous, listening to the three people who were beaten to the point that this person was very horizontal, at this time Gu Qingzhi realized that not only Shuai Lang's choice was beyond his expectations, but also stubbornness was beyond his expectations, I'm afraid it will happen again, he will be like this, others can't control his thoughts.

The two of them nailed to nail, riveted to riveted, it was not so easy to get together, Gu Qingzhi couldn't say a word, he walked forward with his hands, Shuai Lang thought about it, didn't say a word, followed the old man, one behind the other, one tall and one short, one old and one young, a traditional style is very fan, a modern dress is very poor, like an idle boy on the street with the target. Unspeakably weird.

After Huashan Street, after Qinling Road, and then turned into the cotton spinning road, both of them were silent, the pace was very fast, the morning and the city's heat island effect was more stuffy, the two of them did not stop, until the cotton spinning road Gu Qingzhi took a breath, looked back a few steps away and followed Shuai Lang and asked: "What are you doing with me when you are angry?" ”

"I'm idle, don't you want to prove that you want to change me, I said I don't believe it, it's so easy to change? I want to change you into a begging person on your knees along the street, you think it's possible? ”

Gu Qingzhi said: "What's impossible, it's impossible to force the mountains and rivers to the end, it's okay to kill people and set fires, let alone begging along the streets." ”

"No, even when the mountains and rivers are exhausted, you will definitely choose to kill people and set fires instead of begging on the streets, a person's surname determines what he will do and what he will not do, what do you mean by trying me with these things all the time? Whether it's the eldest sister who sells fruit or the little girl who begs, they are all pitiful people, although poor people have something to hate, but they don't have to serve other people's jobs like you? Why bother? What is it that hinders you from people's lives? Shuai Lang still had an attitude of looking for the old man's theory with residual anger, Gu Qingzhi was depressed, but he didn't expect to walk for more than half an hour, the kid was still worried about this matter, and hurriedly made a gesture and shouted: "Stop, stop, stop...... Okay, I admit my mistake, it's me who is wrong, I shouldn't have exposed the little girl's deception...... What the hell are you doing here, in a blink of an eye, she can still beg for money when she changes streets...... Okay, that's it......"

Talking, he stopped a little hard, sat down on the bench on the side of the street, and when he looked at Shuai Lang again, he still had that impenetrable expression, very honest eyes, if he saw it for the first time, no one would hook this honest face with a liar, in this word, there is no point that Gu Qingzhi expected what might happen, almost unexpectedly, in the positioning of his heart, he has positioned this as a promising little liar, but at this time, he looked at the past, and felt that from that point of view, It seems that I have lost my eyes.

It should be a very affectionate and sympathetic little liar, and even Gu Qingzhi can't tell which is better or worse.

"You also sit down, just sit there......" Gu Qingzhi wiped his sweat with a smile, and motioned for Shuai Lang to sit down, Shuai Lang swaggered to the other end of the chair, looked at the time, but it was more than eleven o'clock in the morning, thinking in his heart that he would break up unhappily today, and he didn't see Gu Qingzhi's response for a long time, which reminded: "Hey, uncle, then I think we'll be like this, you are also very disappointed in me, in fact, I don't have too much hope, I don't have anything to say, I will invite you to have lunch in a while, and go back to your own house after eating, no one will disturb anyone...... How many times have you said it, we are not all the way, we can't walk on the same road, I can see it, you are not bad, at least it is not bad for me, let's have a good drink and get together and disperse......"

"Who said it was disappointed?" Gu Qingzhi leaned back in his chair, had already calmed down, and asked quietly and rhetorically.

"Yo?" Shuai Lang was stunned: "Then what are you?" ”

"The change continues, wait for the next liar......" Gu Qingzhi said, glanced at Shuai Lang with a smile and said: "I said it all, let you see all kinds of scams, whether you want to be fooled or not is your own choice, who you want to control you." ”

"Huh? Are you more awkward than me? Shuai Lang was stunned, but he didn't expect the old man to be so patient.

Speechless, Gu Qingzhi smiled and lit a cigarette on Erlang's leg, the smoke burned more and smoked less; And Shuai Lang also lit one, but he smoked a lot and burned less, and the two of them each smoked and didn't care about anyone, there were always two cigarettes, Gu Qingzhi pointed to the right side of the chair and said: "It's here!" ”

Shuai Lang looked straight in the eye and smiled.

An outsider came, talking to a passer-by with his hands folded, a gray cloth robe, and a string of prayer beads in his hand, but as soon as he said a word to a passer-by, the man in his thirties waved his hand and disdainfully dismissed the person, and the outsider was not annoyed, still smiling, walking and walking, looking for the next target.

"Is this a real bald donkey or a fake monk?" Gu Qingzhi's eyes were sharp, staring at the person's gestures, movements, and steps, and asked out loud.

Shuai Lang glanced at it casually and said with a smile: "Just like you, they are all masters." ”

"And what do you think of this master?" Gu Qingzhi smiled and leaned back in his chair, looking very leisurely.

"I work harder than you, and I don't earn as much as you." Shuai Lang said casually.

"Do you think he's going to target you?" Gu Qingzhi asked.

"On the contrary, it won't be me, it's you...... Their targets are all aimed at middle-aged and elderly people, this fake monk who lives in a foreign place is not very bold, at most you will get ten yuan or eight yuan of incense money, and at most it will only be thirty or fifty. Shuai Lang judged.

"How do you know he's an outsider?" Gu Qingzhi asked.

"Looking at his behavior, he didn't dare to entangle passers-by too much, and he was a little timid; The black shoes with velvet mille-soles are not the dress of the countryside around Zhongzhou, and the people around Zhongzhou like rubber shoes...... Another one you see his posture of holding his hands, the position of his hands is below the chest and above the abdomen, which is a bit unprofessional, this area of Zhongzhou is close to Songshan, Buddhism is flourishing, and the fake monks are very formal...... Also, he is a farmer, he came out to mix in his spare time, and the parts above the neckline are tanned, which is a sign of long-term farm work; You see, his stride is larger than the average person, and his left and right shoulders are uneven, so he should have done heavy work such as carrying burdens...... Still want to hear it? This is a newcomer, he doesn't know a few things, and his eyes are very hesitant to choose a target, this person is not very bold......"

Shuai Lang Su whispered a lot of comments on what he saw, these are all skills that he has practiced since he was a child on the train and grew up, maybe there is really no fetters in his heart at this time, and his vision is so sharp and old, but this is nothing rare, and now the tricks of fooling people are renovated rapidly, not to mention the monk in a robe, and the delicate little nun can see it inadvertently.

Shuai Lang said casually, Gu Qingzhi was dumbfounded, what he saw and what he thought and judged, but there were more rough sentences than he had seen, and he turned back strangely: "Are you smart or stupid?" ”

"What's the difference? There are times when fools are wise, and wise people are still fools...... Look, that's right, right? I'm eyeing you. Shuai Lang smiled, pretending not to know, and turned his head to the side.

Gu Qingzhi turned around again, yes, he was really targeted, the monk walked up with a smile, folded his hands, and smiled a little flatteringly, just about to come to a benefactor Jin An, the little monk came from a certain place and a certain temple, but Gu Qingzhi's eyes glared, and the obvious disgust in his eyes made the monk fight, and the words were all swallowed.

Knowing that people don't eat you at all, the monk is also interested, so he turned around and slipped away, but Shuai Lang waved his hand and shouted: "Hey, master, master...... Come here, come here. ”

As soon as he turned around, Shuai Lang smiled and patted the seat next to him, the monk saw that this kind-eyed, kind-eyed and loyal and honest man came up, he didn't sit down, and bowed down to a very unprofessional one: "Amitabha, donor Wan'an." ”

"Isn't it a free peace charm and amulet? Bring...... Don't bother talking. ”

Shuai Lang smiled and said for the monk first, but where there are many such people on Zhongzhou Street, a conversation with these outsiders is the first sentence "send you a word", you don't take it, a ride to give you half a day to keep the four seasons safe, we outside the people do good deeds, to send you a Buddha like a small thing, it is said that pray for blessings and avoid disasters, dispel illness and avoid evil, of course, don't expect it to be free, after sending it will start to turn into fate, you are always embarrassed to take things and not do good deeds, right?

The original storyline that followed the rules was disrupted by Shuai Langyi's handsome stretching out his hand, and the monk was stunned and stupid...... But Shuai Lang took the initiative so sincerely, but he was honest, he hurriedly took out his pocket, and really gave Shuai Lang a small pendant like jade, the long red rope can be put around his neck, Shuai Lang smiled and received it in his hand, seeing that the monk was still stunned, he asked: "What are you looking at, you don't know what to do next?" Lost in love? ”

"This ...... Change... Turning the fate, the little monk is a monk in Wutai Mountain, he was ordered by the teacher to go down the mountain to send talismans, turn some edges to reshape the golden body of the temple Bodhisattva, and hope that the donor will give one or two......" The monk Wen chanted a few words, untied the merit bag on the waistband of his trousers, and asked for a tip, looking at Shuai Lang expectantly, but Shuai Lang smiled and asked rhetorically: "You obviously have an Anhui accent, why are you a monk in Wutai Mountain, Wutai Mountain is in Shaanxi, what are you running so far?" ”

Shuai Lang Yan is the standard Anhui dialect, but the monk didn't hear the words in this, or didn't know what the difference between Shaanxi and Shanxi was, but happily asked: "Fellow countryman, the little monk is poor, he was sent to the mountain by his parents to become a monk when he was young, and he hasn't gone back for some years.......

"Huh...... That's easy to say. Shuai Lang took out his pocket, touched the money, and stuffed the monk into the merit tip bag, the monk gave less is not too little, and made a gesture, and was about to say goodbye but was unexpectedly grabbed by Shuai Lang, and shuai Lang instigated with an Anhui accent: "Fellow, you just came to Zhongzhou, right?" ”

"yes, how do you know?" The monk was stunned.

"At a glance, you can tell that you can't say that you are a monk in Wutai Mountain...... As soon as you say that Wutai Mountain can't become a monk, are you not as much as your junior brother? Shuai Lang asked again.

The monk was even more surprised, and touched his head: "Yes? What's going on? ”

"Alas, you heard about Wutai Mountain from there, and there are small temples on that mountain, and people here don't know?" Shuai Lang relieved his doubts and sincerely pointed out the mistake of this monk, but the monk did not take precautions, and was stunned and scratched his scalp and asked, "What should I do?" ”

"You have to say that you are a monk in Zhongyue Temple, and the local monks are localized, and everyone reads a good word to give you alms, right?"

"Oh, yes, that makes sense."

"Also, this thing you sent, you can't just say that it avoids evil and eliminates disasters, you have to say that it is the abbot of Zhongyue Temple, who asked Master Gulong to open the light, and you look for the elderly, look at this old man, they don't like this thing. Gotta find young boys and girls...... As soon as you say yes, I don't believe you can try it......"

"Thank you, donor...... Thank you, donor...... Thank you, donor......"

As soon as the monk heard such an ancient and enthusiastic fellow, he thanked him repeatedly, and gave Shuai Lang an extra pendant, but Shuai Lang was disrespectful, and took it with a smile, the monk was fooled by Shuai Lang and walked away, maybe he was going to find the next target, but if he found a young man who said that Zhongyue Taoist Temple became a monk and Master Gulong opened the light, the result would be one can imagine.

"Look, I've been fooled again...... Uncle, why do you say this, what does it mean for you to expose his identity, it's not that you came out to mix up the two of you with a small amount of money to supplement the family, as far as you said, what's the use of exposing him to a gray face, and in a blink of an eye, you don't pretend to be a ......monk in a different place."

Shuai Lang said stupidly, this stupid monk really didn't know that he could deceive a few people who were stupider than him, and it was estimated that he would be able to coax a few old men and old ladies to give him change, and he couldn't meet Gu Qingzhi. After finishing speaking, he exchanged ten yuan for two pendants and hung them around his neck with great interest, and looked back at Gu Qingzhi, but Gu Qingzhi stared at himself without blinking, and Shuai Lang said indifferently: "I'm just this person, you can't get used to it?" ”

"Who said I couldn't get used to it, how many dialects do you know?" Gu Qingzhi ignored Shuai Lang's awkwardness, asked about other topics, and when he asked, Shuai Lang smiled and dragged it: "That's a lot, we railway workers have people from all over the country, but not all of them, they understand a lot, and they can't understand Tibetan and Uyghur." There are a lot of people who can talk, and there are ......."

said that his childlike heart was raised, and he waved his Beijing accent: Today, my grandfather is standing here, you move me to give it a try. Don't look at your girl, you are not small, x is in a hurry, Lao Tzu takes a brick, you are very good! …… As soon as the accent changed, it was a pure Shaanxi taste: Today, the hungry music is standing here, you baby guy will be hungry, keep your baby with the melon seeds, and be hungry, and pay you Saha with a straight cat brick!

Gu Qingzhi frowned, and Shuai Lang's eyes turned into Tianjin Wei's ruffian: Recently, I have beaten and borrowed the harm, you move me 144, look at the mud Ge Da, I will be in a hurry to take the drill bit and slap the mud head...... Waiting for Gu Qingzhi to sigh again, Shuai Lang is Qinghai dialect came out again: Jintian brain (I) will occupy the knife this Habaliu, you give the brain (me) a proper one. Keep the ball to see what you know about the love of the country, stay in the powder and drink the brain directly on the big head on the fast board, shoot the ball channel.

There are several dialects in a row, all of which express a meaning, and there is no lack of scolding in dialects, speaking handsomely and happily, looking at Gu Qingzhi's face white for a while, red for a while, and laughing. Shaanxi dialect is the best to learn, that is the pastoral and the fruit of Shaanxi often scolded, don't want to learn it, but the Shandong dialect is to the old university, and it is relatively pure, the rest is messy, even Shuai Lang can't tell what he learned from that fox friend and dog friend, almost all of them are scolding ruffians. When I went to school, I had a lot of friends, and people from many places in the country went to college, and they were also all over the world when they went to college, and they were also all over the world and five lakes in Zhongzhou.

"Hey...... How did you give birth to a freak like you? Gu Qingzhi Lala stood up and smiled helplessly, no cure. The old man got up and moved, Shuai Lang was embarrassed, and asked with a smile: "What, are you going to leave......"

"Didn't you say you would invite me to dinner? What, forgot again? Gu Qingzhi pulled Shuai Lang's words, yes drank, made Shuai Lang surprised, politely said this old man really took it seriously, patted his ass and got up and reminded: "The stall, one bowl of braised noodles for one person, two pots of wine, if it exceeds the standard, it will not be entertained." ”

"Okay, rub the count..."Gu Qingzhi learned Shuai Lang's tone, and the two of them continued to walk forward, this stall is at noon, you can see that there is at the mouth of the alley, and Gu Qingzhi said while walking: "Shuai Lang, do you think you have seen such a liar today, do you make money?" Seriously, no kidding. ”

"How much can you fix? This fraud is also hard money, look at the weather, look at the sun, who wants to do this, what? You're always interested in changing careers. Shuai Lang joked.

"It seems that as an industry insider, you still sympathize with these peers, right?"

"Aren't you all forced to do this? You say you really have a decent job and a regular income, who will wipe their faces and ruin this happiness? I'm not sure if I can get a lot of money, standing there is a white eye and spitting, and when I meet someone like you, I have to smash people's jobs, is it easy for people? You want to give, give points; If you don't want to give, you should not see it pulled down, so why bother? ”

"Hey, look...... Insight...... It's still a little bit off......"

The ancient head sighed, noncommittal, Shuai Lang didn't bother to pay attention, walked a short distance, looked at the stewed noodles signboard in the cotton spinning alley, and shouted that Gu Qingzhi and the two of them entered the alley, this is not polite, two bowls of braised noodles, a bottle of two pots are ready to send away the immortals of Gu Qingzhi's big status.........

(To be continued)