Chapter 025: The Beggar Gang

Seeing that Su Can was about to fall, Mo Xiaohan slipped and flashed to Su Can's side, supported his back with his left hand, and grabbed the big snake in his hand with a move with his right hand, laughing.

Su Can, who was bare-bottomed, shrank behind Mo Xiaohan and said, "Mo ...... Old man Mo, let's discuss, take off a piece of clothing and cover me for a while......"

"Hahaha," Mo Xiaohan said with a smile, "I have clothes, I'm afraid that Brother Su doesn't want you to wear them." ”

Now that I'm defenseless, even a rag is good, and what else is there to wear it. Su Can hurriedly said: "No matter what kind of clothes, as long as you can wear them, bring them quickly." ”

"Then ......, the clothes called Hanako, would you like to wear them?" Mo Xiaohan asked.

Su Can nodded straightly, and the chick pecked at the rice: "Yes, willing!" ”

"Do you really want to?" Mo Xiaohan asked again.

"I really want to!" Su Can was a little anxious and said loudly.

"But the truth?" Mo Xiaohan asked again.

"Of course it's true!" Su Can couldn't cry or laugh, he was like this now, did he still have the interest to lie?

Mo Xiaohan looked at Su Can and smiled again, and said, "Then you swear, I am willing to wear clothes called Hanako, if there is a false sky thunder." I'll get you clothes. ”

Su Can's lungs exploded, and he wanted to slash Mo Xiaohan to death with one palm, and then strip his clothes. Is it so difficult to borrow a set of clothes from your uncle? And swear?

But looking at the back of the blue twilight snow a few feet in front of him, looking at the brighter and brighter sky, and even in the mist, I could already vaguely see the figure of pedestrians.

It's really a penny that is hard for a hero, and people are under the roof, so they have to bow their heads! Death is called Hanako, one day, I will pluck out a few stray hairs from your chin, one by one!

Su Can sighed and said to Mo Xiaohan: "Okay, I swear - I, Su Can, willingly put on clothes called Huazi, if there is a lie, the sky will thunder and die!" Alright, get your clothes! ”

At the end, Su Can almost roared.

Lan Twilight, who was facing away from the two, shook her shoulders slightly, as if she was snickering.

Mo Xiaohan's face was full of smiles, bared his yellow teeth, and said, "Okay, Su Can." I'll get you clothes. He walked to the front, picked up the sack that Su Can had thrown away, reached in and groped for a while, and sure enough, he took out a thin set of summer clothes.

This can make Su Can dumbfounded, Mo Xiaohan's sack, is it a treasure bag, what do you want? If I knew that there were clothes in the sack, I wouldn't have talked nonsense with you for a long time!

Su Can was hurriedly dressing up, but Mo Xiaohan and Lan Duxue were whispering on the side, laughing from time to time.

Laugh at your uncle, Su Can thought, if I hadn't treated you a few days ago, it is estimated that your old bones would have been a handful of ashes by now.

Su Can got dressed and looked at it, this size can be worn even now. The clothes were clean, but they were too shabby. There are patches on both shoulders and elbows, both knees and buttocks.

And that patch is all kinds of weird, very unlimited, extremely undisciplined. Not only is the shape peculiar, but it is too different from the original color of the clothes.

For example, these pants are blue, but they have a green patch on the left knee and a red patch on the right knee.

It's better than a bare butt though.

Su Can didn't thank him, he sat down on the side of the road, urged his true qi, and forced out a few soft thorns that were pierced on his hands and feet.

From the exercise to the end, the whole process lasted about five minutes.

Lan Duxue on the side was fine, but Mo Xiaohan was shocked, as if he had seen something incredible.

When Su Can's luck was finished and he pulled out the soft thorn, Mo Xiaohan smiled, stepped forward, and said, "Brother, your work of stabbing with internal strength is really beautiful!" ”

"That's it." Su Can looked at Mo Xiaohan's slightly twitching left cheek and replied lazily. Xindao, you are called Hanako when you die, and you also beg me? Looking at your musty face, the left side of your face must have been pierced by the lightning mink.

Hmph, wait a minute, you look good. Su Can smiled viciously in his heart.

But Mo Xiaohan didn't mention his injury, sat down cross-legged on the ground, looked like a home, and asked, "It's early in the morning, I don't know where Brother Su is going?" ”

Hehe, Su Can was happy. This old fox wants to make friends first, and then beg me? Okay, I have time.

"Uh......, I'm out for breakfast." Su Can said unhurriedly. I have already made up my mind in my heart, if you don't open your mouth to beg me, I will let you slowly ache.

Su Can knew that with the current medical skills on the earth, if he wanted to take out the soft thorns on Mo Xiaohan's face, he had to open the knife. No one but himself could perform this "non-invasive surgery" on him.

Mo Xiaohan was not in a hurry, and suddenly sighed as if he had a realization, and said, "The one who sells breakfast is Brother Su's eldest cousin, right?" ”

Su Can was stunned: "What big cousin?" I don't have any relatives here! ”

"Ho-!" Mo Xiaohan exclaimed, pretended to be puzzled, and said, "That's strange, it's not your eldest cousin who sells breakfast, so you dress as a ...... In that way, where can I get the money after eating? ”

When Lan Duxue heard this, she covered her mouth and smiled.

Su Can frowned and thought for two seconds, and suddenly came to his senses, this old guy was scolding himself, laughing at himself for wearing his pants to eat breakfast just now!

Indeed, I didn't think about the problem of money just now, so I left in a hurry. Su Can had to admit that some of the original thinking consciousness in this body was still interfering with him sometimes.

But this old guy is too damaged, isn't it?

Su Can was furious in his heart, sat on the ground and raised his foot and kicked over: "Death is called Huazi, dare to take advantage of me!" ”

But Mo Xiaohan had already taken precautions, rolled sideways and dodged, stood up and laughed, and said, "Brother Su, don't be surprised, I'm just joking." Okay, I'll ask Hanako to apologize to you, and I'll invite you to breakfast, ah, no, no, no, how about a big meal? ”

At this time, Lan Duxue came over, saw Su Can again, and said with a green smile: "Mr. Su, just now I told Uncle Mo about the last time you treated him, and he wants to thank you for saving your life twice." ”

After a pause, Lan Duxue said again: "If it weren't for Mr. Su's action today, Uncle Mo and I would not be able to see the sunrise." Twilight Snow couldn't be more grateful. As he spoke, he bowed down again.

"You're welcome." Su Can waved his hand and stood up, "It was the doctor's duty to save this dead Hanako last time; This time I saved this dead Hanako again, just by the way. ”

Su Can was angry with Mo Xiaohan in his heart, and when he opened and closed his mouth, he called Huazi to death, and he did not hide his feelings.

"Mr. Su can't say that." Lan Duxue pursed her lips and smiled, "The ragged guests in the green bamboo forest are all disciples of the ancestors. Now we are a grandfather. When you scolded Hanako, you also scolded yourself and slapped yourself in the face. ”

"Huh?" The black line on Su Can's head skyrocketed in trillions, "An ancestral master? When did I become Hanako?! ”

Lan Duxue smiled again and said, "Look at our clothes, men on the left and women on the right, under the placket, there is a small green bamboo cane, which is the symbol of our beggar gang." ”

"Beggar...... Beggars? Isn't that just in the book? ”

Su Can looked down at the clothes on his body, and sure enough, on the placket in the lower left corner, there was a small green bamboo cane embroidered. It's an inch long, like a hole in your clothes, and then you can't see it if you don't pay attention to it.

suddenly remembered the scene when he borrowed clothes just now, Mo Xiaohan forced himself to swear.

Once a person who cultivates the truth has made an oath, he must not repent, otherwise he will be punished by God.

It turns out that this hometown has always had bad intentions! Unexpectedly, a few days after he was reborn, he fell into the trap of this old ghost. The rivers and lakes are sinister, and the people's hearts are fierce.

"You're ruthless, you're ruthless......!" Su Can pointed at Mo Xiaohan and gritted his teeth angrily, "I, Su Can, am a good man, and I have become your accomplice and a beggar like this?" ”

"Hehe, what's so bad about being a beggar?" Mo Xiaohan smiled very happily, "The curtain is all over the world, and you can walk without worrying when you lift your feet." In his spare time, he sat on the mountain to watch the tiger fight, and came to the bridge to watch the water flow. What's so bad, you say? ”

"Also," without waiting for Su Can to speak, Mo Xiaohan said again, "I look at the skeleton appearance of Brother Su, and there is no place where I don't enter the shape of a beggar. It can be said that you were born to be a beggar. If you're not a beggar, you're a tyrannical thing. ”

"Y-you're farting!" Su Can was indignant and scolded the first foul words after being reborn.

Mo Xiaohan was not annoyed, and still said with a wicked smile: "Okay, let me ask you two questions, and you will know whether you are a beggar or not." ”

"Let me ask you: The sky is high and the white clouds are floating, what is more and what is less?" Mo Xiaohan asked, pointing to the sky.

Su Can thought about it, when the old guy talked about Baiyun, he must have wanted to mislead me into saying that there were too many white clouds, so I didn't mention Baiyun.

So Su Can groaned slightly and said, "There are many stars in the sky, and there are few days and moons!" ”

At this time, the morning star had not yet faded, the sun had not yet risen, and only a moon shadow hung in the sky, almost invisible. Sure enough, it is "more stars in the sky, less sun and few moons".

"Good!" Mo Xiaohan said, "Let me ask you again: In the past and present, who is rich and who is poor? ”

Su Can sneered, and of course he said in his heart that the rich who were officials made Huazi poor. When the words came to his lips, Su Can thought that it was wrong, this old guy must have expected that he would say this.

So Su Can replied casually: "Shi Chongfu came to Fan Dan to be poor!" ”

This sentence was seen by Su Can in a set of ancient books in Lao Hu's house, it was a Taiping song, which was very meaningful, so Su Can remembered it very clearly.

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

Three applause rang out behind him, and at the corner of the street, the beautiful young woman who was called Sister Hua by Lan Duxue turned out.

"Brother Su is really a rare beggar seedling in a thousand years. As soon as we got started, even our incisions were exactly right! ”

"Hahaha......!" Mo Xiaohan straightened his beard and laughed.

Uh......, Su Can completely collapsed. Can you win the bid in this way? I knew it was better to buy a lottery ticket.

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