The content of this chapter does not have any intention of slandering and insulting historical figures, all apocryphal fabrications serve the story! ）

A large number of ghosts gathered in a room, I suddenly felt uncomfortable up and down, this group of people as if they had never seen the world, one by one they all stared at me sneakily, and then, they began to stare at Liu Qian on the kang, the eyes were quite complicated, surprised, confused, and there was a taste of the original.

According to the workflow, I first need to arrange animals for them to possess, and then, let them sleep comfortably, tomorrow during the day, I will ask them one by one about their wishes, such as where they want to go, what goals they want to accomplish, and finally, I will send them to all parts of the country through special means, and when their wishes are fulfilled, I will receive them back and send them back to the underworld, and the work will be completed.

It looks simple, but it's actually ...... It's hard to deal with!

No, there was a problem at the first level!

I woke up Lao Zhao, who managed the zoo, and led a group of ghosts and a large number of people who watched the excitement to the zoo under the leadership of the old man, and asked the ghosts to choose the animals that were possessed, but such a simple job was still not smooth.

There are eight kinds of animals in the zoo, namely cats, pet dogs, grass snakes, rats, rabbits, sheep, chickens, pet pigs, but this group of uncles and grandmothers do not seem to be satisfied with this, Niu Lao Wu said that everything must be attached to the old cattle, and seriously explained that he is very disgusted with the above animals, I specially led him to the elevator on the spot, and said righteously: "If you can put a cow into the elevator, I will get it for you tomorrow!" ”

Liu Yanran, a pretty woman, wants to attach to an animal called Pixiu, the reason is that it is said that this animal only eats and does not pull, it seems that this old lady has a habit of cleanliness and does not like public toilets, in desperation, I found a cotton ball to block the excretion of a cat, and then let her attach it to it.

Princess Taiping just behaved quite gregarious, but now she also provoked problems, this girl's idea is even more shameless, she asked me to find her a phoenix, saying that only in this way can she meet her identity, I can't help it, find a bottle of dye sprayed on a hen's body, it looks a little colorful, this old lady knows that the phoenix is not easy to find in this world, and it is unpleasantly attached to the hen.

The most disgusting thing is the straw rope man, others ask for animals in life or legends, but this old man actually asked to be attached to a plant called Shenlong grass, I was not happy on the spot, I didn't prepare plants at all, I didn't prepare plants at all, and the only potted plant when I moved seemed to have been burned to death by a lamp and a bubble of urine, where did I get him Shenlong grass at night? So, I said to the old man with a black face: "I said old man, I can't meet your request, it's not that I said you, you are attached to the grass, you can't move, you can't say, you are sick?" ”

The old man smiled slightly, and instead of answering me directly, he pouted his nose and sniffed around.

Niu Lao Wu came to my side and said, "Dude, you have to be polite to him, he is your ancestor!" ”

", I'm still your ancestor!" Paralyzed, is it popular to scold people like this these days?

"Do you know who he is?" Niu Lao Wu seems to know something inside!

"Who?" I've counted it up, I've seen a lot of awesome characters, isn't Jiang Ziya awesome? Stupid, isn't it? Isn't the witch clan awesome? Demons are awesome, aren't they? Which one is not polite in front of the master! Didn't you see Jiang Ziya squatting in the corner and smoking cigarettes now?

"I chatted with him for a while before I came up, and he said that his name was Shennong's! That is, the Yan Emperor as we say it! Niu Lao Wu whispered in my ear!

"Flame ...... Emperor? ", I was blindfolded at that time, don't say it, Niu Lao Wu is really right when he says that he is my ancestor, the descendants of Yan and Huang, just these two ancestors! But how did this old man get here?

The old man seemed to hear the conversation between me and Niu Lao Wu, smiled bitterly, walked up to me, and said to me kindly: "The old man is sick! This little brother, I'm not difficult for you, it's just a plant, it's not difficult for you, right? ”

I hadn't recovered from my surprise yet, and said to a lamp: "Master, please go up there and pick a few high-quality weeds to come in, you will be a guest when you pass through the door, we can't wait for others!" ”

Shennong's then nodded with satisfaction and stepped aside, I took advantage of this gap to walk quietly to Lao Chi's side, and asked quietly: "Niu Lao Wu said that this old man is Shennong's, what do you think?" ”

Lao Chi has lived for tens of thousands of years, belonging to that kind of living textbook, he stared at the Shennong clan seriously for a long time, sighed and said: "I haven't seen him before, if it's really Shennong's, it is one of the first realm of your human race, and the age must be at least tens of millions, even I am a heavy weight in front of his old man...... Great-grandchildren, but when I heard my father say that the Shennong clan and the Yellow Emperor disappeared after gaining a foothold in the human race, did they go to the underworld to live in seclusion? Impossible? This is a real god, and the Jade Emperor is a group of people on the same level, even if the Jade Emperor sees his old man, he has to kowtow and be willing to be a junior, how can this kind of person hide in the underworld without being noticed? Besides, if it was really Shennong's, what was he here for? This human race is all his descendants, what can he wish? Moreover, he has disappeared for so many years, why is his identity revealed now? ”

I was even more puzzled when I said a few words, I have never seen the real Supreme, but I have acted in TV series, it is all awesome existence, such as the Jade Emperor, when he was ridden under the ass by Sun Monkey, he also had to pull his neck and scold a few words of splashing monkeys, is the real Supreme so low-key?

Shennong's ears seemed to be stronger than mine, and he smiled and said to me: "It's just identity, don't pay attention to it, you just treat me as an old man with special habits!" ”

I sighed, didn't think much about it, and after arranging a few people to serve the old man, I continued to watch as a group of ghosts picked and chosen!

All in all, this group of customers is much higher than those customers in the coal city before, and it is much more difficult to serve!

However, the county magistrate is not as good as the current management, this group of people more or less can see the situation here, those mythical and legendary animals are definitely gone, so after they nagged a few words and scolded a few words, they reluctantly attached themselves to these ordinary animals!

Next, I led them to the accommodation area, gave them a brief introduction, and gave some guidance on the spot, and I began to encounter the second problem - not enough rooms!

There are a total of thirty-two yin spirits this time, eighteen men and fourteen women, and there are a total of twelve rooms in the customer's accommodation area, Jiang Ziya can make do with our group of people, Shennong's must live in a single room, that is to say, the remaining thirty yin spirits will live in eleven rooms, but this group of people does not seem to be so easy to talk to......

Princess Taiping first said: "I love to grind my teeth at night, if any sister can endure it, live in the same room with me!" With that, he walked into a room.

Liu Yanran sneered, and while walking to another room, she said casually: "I love to fart at night, there is nothing else wrong, you are welcome to be roommates with me!" ”

Then, some thick-skinned customers got into the house, and everyone left their words, what I have sleepwalking, I love to play with knives at night, why I have foreign body fetishe, I love to torture small animals, what I love to talk in my dreams, I love to sing when I am excited, why I have bad kidneys, and I always wet the bed......

As a result, after eleven rooms were occupied, nineteen stunned ghosts were left in the hallway.

Then, these ghosts started staring at me, trying to get me to give an explanation, a joke, you guys are so stupid that you can't grab a single room to rely on me? Besides, none of the animals I've chosen are big, so aren't you going to be done when you go in? To put it mildly, it's not difficult to squeeze more than a dozen animals in a room, but you don't want to share a room with others because of your identity, what can I do?

Seeing that I didn't speak, a man named Kou Zhun wearing the official uniform of the Song Dynasty said to me coldly: "You are the person in charge here, you have to say something, right?" ”

"That's it! This doesn't take us seriously, we have lived for so many years, and we have never been treated like this, you have to give an explanation! Another man named Ma Gang echoed and expressed his dissatisfaction!

"That's it! It is! "The others followed suit!

"We're going to complain!"

"Let me tell you, the people of the Hades Palace have to be polite when they see me!"

"Grandpa, when I was in the rivers and lakes, how old were you?"

"It's too shameless, I'm going back to the underworld to find an explanation!"

……

"Shut up!" I can't help but cry endlessly, what's the matter, complain? If you want to complain, I should complain to you, what is it, I have delayed my good things, what did I say?

Seeing that I was angry, the group of ghosts also stopped shouting, waiting for me to speak further!

Looking at this group of old stubborns, I smiled bitterly and reluctantly put on a smile: "Everyone, please listen to me!" You haven't been up since you went down, and you probably don't know much about the rules of this place, but we have a house here, and it's good that I can find such a place to entertain you! Ask the seven monkeys, have they enjoyed this blessing for more than three months? ”

The seven monkeys all put on a hooligan look, especially Ah Da, with a cigarette in his mouth and two walnuts in his hand, his appearance was very different from when he first came down, and he said in a gangster: "I said that you newcomers, all the tricks are bright!" In this realm, according to what Boss Wang said, our brothers didn't have the same virtue as you when they asked for food a few months ago! Complaints? Where do you go to complain? Boss Wang is a person from the yang world, and people help us to give us face! Also, the one with the dagger in his hand, why have you been in the rivers and lakes? I tell you, it's not good here! ”

A large number of ghosts looked incredulous, as if they couldn't believe that anyone dared to talk to them like this! Especially the one named Kou Zhun, he pointed to Ah Da: "You...... You are presumptuous! ”

This old man was an official back then, he was still a clean official, he was a standard old Xi'er, and he was a good person anyway, since someone had already sung a red face, this white face would be stupid if he didn't pick it up, I hurriedly smiled and said to Kou Zhun: "Master Kou, don't be angry, in fact, you guys are here to make a stop in me, and I will send you to other places tomorrow, the animals you possess are not big, two or three people are crammed into a room to chat, sleep, time flies, and you can meet new friends, do you say that I am right?" ”

I said all this, Kou Zhun wants to don't give face, it is really a bit excessive, sure enough, this guy was stunned for a long time, finally smiled, bowed to me, and walked into a room next to it, and then, Liu Yanran's exclamation came from the room: "Ah! Get out, it's a women's dormitory! ”

……