Chapter 10 Smashing the signboard
When passing by a gazebo, Gu Feng pulled Li Xiaolan in.
"Senior brother, what are you doing, there are no beauties here!" Li Xiaolan asked puzzled.
"Senior Brother Li, I just saw you grinning when you bent over, I'll show you!" Gu Feng replied slowly......
"Hey, I thought it was, such a small injury, not in the way, not in the way, I think when I was in high school, when I fought with others, it wasn't a bloody head!" Li Xiaolan said disapprerovingly.
"Senior Brother Li, this waist is no better than other places, the waist is a man's life, once this place leaves trouble, you will only have to stare when you see a beautiful woman in the future!" Gu Feng is colorful.
"Yes, the little junior brother is right!" Yang Xiaochen strongly agreed, a man's waist, that is the source of motivation, the waist is broken, and no matter how good a woman is, it is useless in front of him.
A few brothers entered the pavilion while talking!
Li Xiaolan saw that his brothers were serious, and he was a little stunned, he didn't want to be a virgin without breaking his waist, so he lay down on the stone chair, "Senior brother, do you really know how to fix it?" Don't turn my good waist into a waste! β
"It's okay, it's okay, everyone is buddies, aren't we still in the waste? In the future, if you want to spend candle nights in the cave room, or live a little married life, you feel that this waist is not good, so you can let them do it for you, if they don't want to, at most I will personally work hard and be tired, and take all the work covered! Cen Jingpeng said with a wry smile.
"Die!" Li Xiaolan kicked out with a kick in the back, and Cen Jingpeng was already prepared, giggling and dodging away.
"Don't worry, I don't dare to guarantee the flesh and bones of the living dead with this ancient medical technique, but it is still not a problem to invigorate blood and dispel stasis, and smooth the muscles and blood!" Gu Feng said and pulled up his clothes, reached out and gently pressed on his back a few times, found the pain point according to the feeling and Li Xiaolan's reaction, moved his ten fingers together, and pinched his waist and back with countless weird and mysterious gestures, holding, pushing, pinching, knocking, patting, slapping, fighting
Not to mention, after being beaten by Gu Feng, Li Xiaolan felt warm in his waist, and the discomfort of soreness and numbness just now suddenly disappeared invisibly, his waist was no longer painful, his legs were not sore, and it was no longer a problem to do a few more fights.
Li Xiaolan jumped up from the stone chair, stretched his legs, bent over, and felt good, he patted Gu Feng's shoulder vigorously and smiled: "It's really amazing, junior brother, with such a strong backing from you, I can rest assured that I will fight with others in the future!" β
"Senior brother, fighting less and eating more will be good for everyone!" Gu Feng remembered Su Man'er's teachings, and Zhao Ben Xuanke was authentic.
Several senior brothers looked at Gu Feng with wide eyes.
"My sister taught me that!" Gu Feng said weakly.
"Okay, little junior brother, your life is so good, you have such a good sister, you have found a treasure!" Erxi said with a smile that trembled all over his body.
Gu Feng wiped his hands, and it took a long time before he said: "I'm an orphan, and it was a pure accident that I came here, if I hadn't met my sister, I'm afraid I would have been in the morgue of a hospital at this time!" β
"Huh!?" The expressions of several senior brothers froze at the same time.
The atmosphere was a little awkward, Gu Feng hurriedly changed the topic, "Let's hurry up and find Peng Liangpei, I haven't eaten breakfast, and my stomach is going to be hungry!" β
"That's right, go find Mu Beauty!"
A few mermaids walked out of the pavilion towards the girls' dormitory.
"Senior brother, the land has arrived, and it is rumored that Mu Meiren lives in 203!" Li Xiaolan pointed to the girl's dormitory with deep meaning......
"It's here, then I'll go up and call her!" Gu Feng is going up.
Hearing this, Erxi pulled him back with his fat arms, pointed to a thick iron sign in front of the door and said, "Senior brother, see it clearly!" β
Gu Feng raised his eyes and couldn't help but gasp, only to see that it was written: Girls' dormitory, boys stopped.
"Why? Doesn't it mean that men and women are equal? Gu Feng said angrily, I was in the boys' dormitory just now, and I didn't see such a sign.
"Alas~~~" Several senior brothers sighed in unison, the little junior brother is so stupid and naΓ―ve, although men and women are equal, how can there be real equality!
Every festive season, every weekend is lonely, because of the "girls' dormitory, boys stop" this tight spell, every weekend, this girls' dormitory downstairs will gather a large group of old men, like a lump of cow dung lined up there, waiting for their "Dongmei", "Xia Ju" to stick in the head.
Yang Xiaochen is one of the most affected brothers, he has a good friend, he lives in this girls' dormitory, on the side of the boys' dormitory, you can see this building, Senior Brother Yang can see the window of his girlfriend's bedroom every day, but the system is isolated, Senior Brother Yang can only think about the window, and play the role of Wang's wife all day long.
Once, standing by the window, he suddenly shouted, "Dean, damn dean, I tell you, I oppose it, I protest, your separation of boys and girls is stupid, wrong, inhumane, not conducive to the unity of classmates, and not conducive to resolving contradictions among the people."
Several senior brothers were dumbfounded on the spot, and later saw that he was a little crazy, and quickly pushed him down on the bed, Li Xiaolan didn't find a sedative, and poured cold water on him without a head.
The drenched Senior Brother Yang was lying on the bed like a chicken in soup, and there were still words in his mouth, "Damn, dog's day, a thousand knives, Lao Tzu wants a woman!" β
Looking at his hysterical appearance, the brothers couldn't help but sigh, "Alas, this kid is pitiful!" β
When Gu Feng first came to this society, he saw that equality between men and women was advocated everywhere, and he took it for granted that it was really equal, but he didn't expect that there was an unequal treaty here!
But this is nothing, in Da Liao, a woman's boudoir, the man was originally going to stop, but when he saw all the fonts written on the iron plate, he couldn't help but be furious on the spot.
"Boom!" A loud bang shook the entire girls' dormitory, and the frightened girls thought it was an earthquake and ran out to look.
I saw that outside the iron fence downstairs, several big men stood there, dumbfounded and stupid looking at another elegant and handsome man standing in front of the iron plate, and the iconic iron plate already had an extra fist mark of three points into the iron.
"Little junior brother, what are you doing?" When Erxi came back to his senses, he hurriedly went up and pulled Gu Feng away.
Needless to say, that fist mark was made by classmate Gu.
"Senior brothers, look!" Gu Feng angrily pointed at the iron plaque.
Several senior brothers looked at it together, and they were also grinned with anger, because there was a line of small words under the big words "Girls' dormitory, boys stop": Girls are heavy, and men and dogs are not allowed to enter.
(Collection, I want to collect, I howl, I cry, I roar, I shout, I want to collect~~~~~~~ collection plus thirty, one more chapter.) It's going to rise to 30 in five minutes, and I'm even better! Now 1660! If there is an accident, then it can only be more at ten o'clock~~~)