You like to splash dung, don't you? This time, you can't eat and walk around!

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang stood in the middle of the road with their hands in their trouser pockets, and the seven motorcycles stopped, more than a dozen young men and women, some carrying steel pipes in their hands, and a few carrying beer bottles......

It's just that no one carries the utensils for the dung, so is it the wrong person?

The first young man drove a Harley locomotive, and there was a bewitching woman sitting behind him, he calmly lit a cigarette, spit out a smoke ring, and said with a smile: "Two big brothers, stop the brothers, do you have any advice?" ”

This voice was the one called 'Run' last night, and Wu's eyes burst out with a fine light, and he blurted out: "It's you!" ”

"What is me?"

Wu Ming snorted and said with disdain: "With your IQ, it's hard for me to explain it to you!" ”

"Brother Jiu, he scolded you for being stupid!" A little minion interjected.

"Stupid ball!" The young man named Brother Jiu turned around and scolded the little minion, then turned his head to look at Wu Ming, showed a grim smile, and said, "In Xinzhen, no one dares to talk to me Tianjiu like this. ”

Wu Ming took a sip and said, "People who can get on the table will come to splash dung?" ”

No one answered, and although the light from the street lamps at the entrance of the village was dim, it was still possible to see a group of thugs with some discomfort on their faces.

Zhuge Dachang twisted his neck, stared at Tianjiu, and said viciously: "Less nonsense!" Did you come up with the idea of throwing on your grandson? ”

"Damn! Dare to scold our ninth brother! Tired of living? "A little brother who is not willing to be ignored.

"It seems that the two eldest brothers want to practice with our brothers......" Tianjiu smiled coldly, two or three motorcycles behind him that did not turn off the engine slammed the accelerator a few times, and someone smashed the wine bottle, full of provocation.

At this moment, Lin Meiling ran over with a few female bodyguards and said anxiously: "Don't be impulsive!" We ......"

Wu Ming raised his hand and interrupted, "Leave it to us!" We are responsible for accidents. As he spoke, he turned his back to a group of thugs and took off his suit, revealing the miniature submachine gun inserted in his back belt, handed the suit to Lin Meiling, and said, "Help me get my clothes!" ”

This man has a gun!

Wu Ming didn't know the details of this group of gangsters, but they knew that Wu Ming was a bodyguard invited back, and they were very unfamiliar with the mysterious profession of bodyguard, seeing the gun behind Wu Ming, no one suspected that it was fake, mainly because they had watched too many foreign movies.

Just now, the arrogance was still very arrogant, and the faces of the gangsters turned pale with fright, and the timid ones had already begun to tremble, the fierce ones were afraid of the ruthless, the ruthless ones were afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal ones were also afraid of the guns......

Wu Ming turned around and shouted: "Get out of the car for me and line up in a row!" Seeing that a group of thugs did not react, he coldly replied: "Do you want to eat guns?" ”

"It's not...... It's not ......"

Under the leadership of Tianjiu, a group of thugs quickly lined up and stood very straight, as if the soldiers waiting for the chief to review them, they deserved to be gangsters in the new era, and their quality and consciousness were still very high! Wu Ming nodded with satisfaction.

"Hello comrades! Comrades poured dung hard! ”

No one responded, Wu Ming's old face was a little unbearable, he coughed lightly, walked up to a short-haired girl, and shouted in surprise: "Wow! The little brother's pectoral muscles are really developed! ”

"I ...... I'm a woman! ”

"Female?" Wu Ming showed a lewd smile and asked, "Is it still a place?" ”

"Yes...... Yes! ”

"It's really morally degenerate, ...... at a young age" Wu Ming suddenly shook his head and said in surprise: "Are you still here?" Great, go with my uncle to ......"

There was a violent cough, Wu Ming immediately returned to his seriousness, walked in front of Tianjiu, coughed lightly, and said seriously: "Who are you, who asked you to make trouble." ”

"We are watching the scene at the New Tianlong Nightclub, and it is our boss who asked us to make trouble." Tian Jiu has no righteousness at all, and he doesn't blink an eye when he betrays his master, if in a time of war, the chance of such a person becoming a traitor is as high as 99.99%.

"Is your boss Wang Xiaohu?"

"Uh...... No! Wang was always the younger brother of our boss. ”

Wu Ming nodded, walked to the side and picked up a steel pipe seventy or eighty centimeters long, took a deep breath, and in the horrified eyes of everyone, the steel pipe was broken into a circle, and then put it on the neck of the bewitching girl standing next to Tianjiu, and said with a smile: "Take your collar back to your boss, and ask him to come to the billiards room on Yangjiacun Commercial Street at seven o'clock tomorrow night to find me." ”

"Yes, I see." Tianjiutou nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Zhuge Dachang also picked up a steel pipe, shouted, bent out a collar with more difficulty, and said with a smile: "Good things come in pairs, and my brother will also give you a necklace." As he spoke, he walked up to the bewitching girl and put a collar around her neck.

Wearing two 'necklaces' around her neck, the bewitching girl was about to cry, and the others felt that their backs were soaked with cold sweat, a gust of wind blew, and they were chilling, and the bodyguards were really the same as in the movie, they were all monsters!

Tianjiu's voice revealed a pleading: "I...... Can we go now? ”

"Want to leave without leaving a souvenir? How can it be that easy? Wu Ming snorted coldly and shouted: "If you want to go, you can leave the beauty behind!" ”

"That's right!"

Are these two men the elite or scum of our bodyguard world? Lin Meiling covered her forehead, sighed, waved at a group of thugs, and said, "You can all go, don't make trouble again!" ”

The gangsters were like being pardoned, and immediately the birds and beasts scattered, and after a minute they disappeared without a trace, probably running too quickly, and a lot of things fell on the ground, including steel pipes, helmets, wine bottles, shoes, and even a pair of trousers? Who is so weird that can drop their pants?

The problem is that I haven't seen anyone take it off! In short, there is no way to be exquisite!

"The night is long, without the company of a girl, it's really lonely as snow!" Wu Ming put his hands behind his back and sighed.

"Sister is with you!" A female bodyguard joked.

"Uh...... I went to pee. ”

Seeing Wu Ming use urine to escape, several female bodyguards couldn't help laughing, but there was a meaningful look in their eyes, this man is really capable, he is a well-deserved S-level bodyguard, and he does not rely on his identity as rumored in the company.

Can bend a steel pipe hard, how many people in Huaxia can do it? By the way, there is another person who can do it, right next to it.

Lin Meiling looked at Zhuge Dachang and felt that it was not an accident that she lost in his hands last time, she smiled and asked, "How much did he buy his toy gun?" ”

"It seems to be two hundred and five!"

Lin Meiling nodded, touched her chin seriously, and said, "It seems that we need to buy one, it's really useful!" ”

"............" the crowd.

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After a calm day, there was no faint smell of dung in my nose, and I always felt that something was missing......

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang still sleep in the open room, the phone still doesn't ring, they still eat dinner in the same restaurant, they still buy the same kind of bread for supper, and Zhuge Dachang still drives, this is the life of many office workers, today is just imitating yesterday.

The commercial street of Yangjia Village is still very lively, and there is a small entertainment city, the first floor is an Internet café, the second floor is a billiard room, the third floor is a cinema, and the fourth floor is a small theater.

At six o'clock, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang came to the entertainment city, and then saw the ** movie and read the newspaper, and the others were too bored, the two planned to watch the movie, and when they were about to buy tickets, they found that there was an art performance on the fourth floor, and the poster was even more**, and then the two immediately changed their minds and decided to accept the edification of art.

This smoke forgot the time, and when the two men who wanted to quench their thirst walked out of the theater with red faces, it was already eight o'clock.

When they went down to the second floor, they saw Tianjiu who was guarding the door, and when he saw Wu Ming and the two, he breathed a sigh of relief and said hurriedly: "Two big brothers, you are finally here, our boss has been waiting for a long time." ”

When Wu Ming and the others entered the billiard room, all the people inside stopped moving, dozens of pairs of cold eyes stared at them, and under the recommendation of Tianjiu, they saw Wang Xiaolong, a big fat man with a beard, a suit and leather shoes, and smoking a cigar.

After some false greetings, Wang Xiaolong asked people to take a few stacks of banknotes, and said straight to the point: "I heard that the two brothers are bodyguards, this is a little meaning, how about you quit this matter?" ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and turned a corner: "We accepted the task, and as soon as this case is over, we will naturally withdraw." ”

Wang Xiaolong's face turned cold, and he said coldly: "Then you don't want to give me this face?" ”

"Your face...... The son is so big, can he be given by others? ”

"I heard you have guns? I still know a little bit about the law, illegal gun possession in Huaxia is a crime, and bodyguards can't hold guns at all......" Wang Xiaolong stared at Wu Ming, spit out a puff of cigarette, and said, "If I poke you out, what do you say will happen?" ”

"Guns?" Wu Ming smiled, took out a toy gun from his back, and immediately shot at Tianjiu, who was next to him, "Da Da Da ......".

"Uh...... Belch...... Uh......" Tianjiu fell to his knees and howled in pain, and when the gunfire stopped, he looked at himself, touched his chest, and showed an expression of disbelief, followed by the joy of a desperate life, like a mad cry: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead......"

"You embarrassing waste...... Wang Xiaolong kicked him hard, Tianjiu stopped screaming after rolling twice, and returned to normal.

Wu Ming said with a smile: "I bought this gun from the toy store in the fifth room when I went downstairs and turned left, more than 200 yuan, the sound is the same as the real thing, right?" ”

Zhuge Dachang said solemnly: "Sangui! Keep it low-key, it's too loud, and people will sue you for disturbing the people. ”

"Oh...... Got it! ”

The two sang and harmonized, making Wang Xiaolong half angry, and listening to his subordinates report that the bodyguard invited back by Yang Chaoqun had a gun in his hand, he was so scared that he didn't sleep well all night, but it turned out to be a toy gun!

"There's no time to talk nonsense with you, we're going back to work...... Wu Ming said as he walked to the side of the billiard table, raised his leg sideways and slammed it hard......

The "Boom ......" billiard table was trampled in half, and the marble slabs inside were scattered to the ground, stirring up a lot of smoke and dust.

Wang Xiaolong felt as if someone had choked his throat, his eyes bulged out, and he was so frightened that he couldn't say a word.

"If anyone comes to make trouble again, this is the end ......" Wu Ming sneered, and after walking a few steps, he shouted: "Boss, how much is the table, I will compensate you double." ”

Watching the two of them walk away, dozens of people in the billiard room didn't move, secretly wiping cold sweat one by one, this man is more terrible than a gun, if he kicks him, the consequences are unimaginable......

After a long time, a little brother asked in a small voice: "Boss, what are we going to do?" ”

Wang Xiaolong gritted his teeth and said, "Which company's bodyguards are they, and we will also invite a few back." ”

"Please come back to deal with them?"

Wang Xiaolong yelled: "Please come back and protect me first!" ”