Chapter Ninety-Eight: Five Coffins
After most of the night's torture, everyone was very nervous, and even me, who was usually mentally normal, was a precursor to a bit of a collapse at this time.
A large number of people rushed towards Sun Lili with murderous awe, and suddenly, my beautiful classmate with big feet was a little frightened!
A few people can't tell whether this Sun Lili is a human or a ghost because they don't have a guy in hand, according to them, this Sun Lili may be a human, but it is very likely that she is a person possessed by a ghost.
At this time, she was already crying nervously, and kept explaining to us: "Don't be like this, you listen to me, I don't know where so many coffins came from...... Woowoo...... Don't scare me! ”
Everyone's emotions were like gunpowder about to be ignited, I tried my best to restrain the killing intent in my heart, and asked Sun Lili: "You say, are you a human or a ghost?" Did you calculate everything? You said! Isn't it? ”
"Woo woo woo ......" Sun Lili cried like a tearful person, and explained to us vaguely: "Woo woo...... Calculated? I'll tell you the truth...... Why do you say I'm a ghost...... You are lying to the ...... Woowoo woo ......"
Anyway, she is also my classmate, seeing her grievances, I was more or less unbearable, and after thinking about it for a long time, I said to her: "You prove it?" ”
The woman was already crying a little and was about to collapse: "Prove Nima? ”
I didn't bother to argue with her, and said directly: "You prove yourself as a person!" ”
Sun Lili was even more aggrieved and shouted: ", is there any proof for this?" You've been with me for most of the day, can't you tell if it's a human or a ghost? ”
I still want to believe her words in my heart, but for the safety of Su Diao complex and Liu Qian, I can't be merciful at this time, today's matter itself is too unbelievable, it seems that after meeting Sun Lili, we fell into a mystery step by step, to say that the Eight Great Biao people can be regarded as fighting with the little ghost, and scolded the role of the mother, but tonight they behaved completely like an undebuted child, everything is so strange, we have taken a lot of wrong paths, and we have to be cautious now.
I asked Yideng: "Master, you can tell me a way to test her!" ”
Master Yilan pondered for a moment: "There it is! We might as well just take her temperature! Check her pulse! The body temperature of the person possessed by the yin spirit is quite low, and the pulse is weak, which can be known at a glance. ”
I then asked, "How do you measure it?" ”
Yideng didn't even think about it: "Don't you know how to measure the temperature?" The most accurate is the squeaky socket and the mouth, as for the pulse, it must be touching the arm, and it can be measured naturally! ”
I agreed with his approach and turned to Su Diao's complex: "Are you still interested in women?" ”
Su Diao's complex smiled shyly: "Dead ghost...... I knew you were still thinking about the illusion, okay, I'll go! As he spoke, Su Diao's complex walked over to Sun Lili a little carelessly, and as soon as he leaned over, he kissed Sun Lili's lips directly, and with a clasp of his hand, his slender jade hand was on Sun Lili's pulse.
After a long time, Su Diao's complex was finally tested, she clicked her mouth a few times, and concluded: "The taste is sweet and salty, the lipstick is too much, the body temperature is very low, and the pulse is weak, with all due respect, I can't tell the difference!" If the method said by the master of one lamp is really effective, this woman's eight achievements are possessed by a yin spirit! ”
As soon as the words fell, the rest of the people seemed to have obtained the result, picked up their weapons and rushed towards Sun Lili!
"Wait!" Sun Lili raised her hands high: "Woo woo woo...... I haven't eaten for a day, can my pulse not be weak? I've been scared and scared with you for most of the day, can you not be cold? Your test is not fair...... Woowoo woo ......"
I waved my hand to stop everyone, and it seemed that there was some truth in what this woman said.
I asked her from afar: "Let you prove that you can't prove it, we prove that you talk a lot, what do you want me to do?" ”
Sun Lili couldn't stop sobbing, pointed to my nose and said, "I can see it, your words work here, you come!" ”
Hey...... I'll go, specially, this sentence is the warmest and warmest words I've heard tonight, I'll just say, how to say our behavior today can be regarded as a copy, and it can't be nothing at all, right?
I smiled and asked, "Little lady, are you sure you want me to try?" When the time comes, don't say that I'm taking advantage of others! ”
Sun Lili was blushing and speechless at that time!
Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian immediately threatened me at the same time: "You dare!" ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Look, I'm here for everyone's safety!" You say don't you? ”
After seeing my coercive and seductive eyes, this group of old men began to persuade Su Diao Complex and Liu Qian, especially Lao Zhao's persuasion: "Three girls, at this moment, I don't think you should think too much about it, when is this?" This is the first line of life and death, the critical moment of being a man and a ghost, your thinking should be more open-minded, who is Section Chief Wang? That's a well-known young hero, that's a good man who squandered money with righteousness......"
After Lao Zhao Lianmeng's bluffing persuasion, Su Diao and Liu Qian finally stopped talking, twisted their necks and turned their heads back, and stopped looking at me.
I threw up my hand and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, then I'm up!" Everyone has also seen it, it's not my intention, it's really forced by the situation, buddy, I have to sacrifice myself! ”
Vice President Lin muttered unhappily: "Hurry up!" Those few words of the blind old Zhao! ”
I was suddenly a little embarrassed, and walked towards Sun Lili with thief eyebrows.
Pinching her pulse, I asked softly, "Girl, how do you think we should start?" ”
"Paralyzed, you're really inkblot!" Sun Lili glared at me, hugged my head and began to gnaw......
Five minutes later, I was already a little out of breath, I broke free of Sun Lili with all my strength, and opened my mouth to beg for mercy: "Sister, stop gnawing, I'm dying!" ”
Sun Lili slapped my big mouth: "Lady, I haven't eaten enough!" ”
Ten minutes later, I already had some symptoms of hypoxia: "Big sister, I'm about to have a heart attack!" ”
Sun Lili grabbed my hair, lifted my head, and slammed it twice on the ground: "Make you suspicious of the old lady...... My mother has to gnaw you off the skin today......"
Twenty minutes later, I was already a bit like a return to the light, I took advantage of the gap between the beautiful woman's ventilation, and hurriedly raised my hand to surrender: "Don't gnaw, I prove, you are a human being, definitely a human being!" ”
At this time, Sun Lili finally let go of her claws and let me go.
Lao Zhao hugged me, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and asked quietly, "Are you okay?" ”
I cried out as soon as my nose was sore: "Why don't you try it, my hair has been ripped out of this girl's head, and I don't know if I can get the electricity back...... Woowoo woo ......"
Lao Zhao asked me: "It's cool to see you, have you tried to find out whether it's true or not?" ”
I wiped my nose: "Don't worry, I tried it...... I just accidentally ran into somewhere else...... Hot ...... Absolutely! ”
Everyone immediately looked at me, there was admiration, resentment, admiration, and murderous intent in this gaze......
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Ten minutes later, Sun Lili rejoined our camp, this woman was ruthless and bold, and at this time, she was completely inappropriate for outsiders.
She pointed to a few coffins and said, "If I'm not mistaken, these coffins are new!" ”
Nonsense, with her? Fools can see that these coffins are obviously newly made, not only do they have unpolished wooden thorns on them, but even the paint has not dried, and if you touch them lightly, they will leave marks.
In other words, I used to see this kind of thing a few times a year, but since I became the spokesperson of the Yin Division, this thing is like a life-urging charm from time to time to stimulate me, and even my home once had a red coffin, fortunately, the coffin was later converted into a mahjong table by a lamp!
But anyone with a little common sense will know that this kind of thing will not and should not appear in school, and most people have never heard of a custom of collecting this thing in addition to preparing longevity materials for the elderly.
But in front of us, there are five coffins, listening to Sun Lili's meaning, this coffin seems to be used for sleeping!
I asked Sun Lili, "Do you think it's possible that your four masters are inside?" Shall we open it and check it? ”
Sun Lili shook her head expressionlessly: "It should also be opened and checked...... However, there is not much hope! ”
Me: "Why?" ”
Sun Lili said with some shame: "My four masters...... Love hide and seek, we won't find them so easily! ”
I sighed, with the attitude of preferring to kill mistakes rather than let go, I moved the coffin lid of the first coffin with a few old men, and suddenly, we were a little dumbfounded!
Although there is no one inside, there are a lot of things, including a mobile phone, a pillow, a book, a box of white sand cigarettes, a flashlight, a rechargeable desk lamp, a roll of toilet paper, a simple DVD all-in-one machine, and a wifi wiping device......
I suddenly had a little difficulty understanding this situation, and quickly asked Sun Lili, "Look at what this means, are your four masters planning to live here?" ”
Sun Lili's face flushed: "They mentioned it before, saying that there is a surplus of yang energy here, and they need to find a way to replenish the yin energy, but they also mentioned the matter of the coffin, but I really didn't expect them to do this!" ”
"Haha!" At this moment, a voice came to mind in the corridor, I don't need to remember much, I can also hear the voice of the old man before, weak, and not alive!
The voice was weird, and I couldn't tell where it came from: "A few little dolls, don't talk useless, let's start making games!" ”
I pulled my neck and shouted, "Are you brain-dead? ”
"Not only is it brain-dead, but it is all over the body!"
"No, I mean you're not in your right mind?"
"Not only is the mind abnormal, the whole body is abnormal!"
"Are you teasing? ……”
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Half an hour later, I really couldn't scold him anymore, and I asked helplessly: "Okay, you say, why are you willing to let us go?" ”
The old man was arrogant: "Find us and talk about it!" Game on! If you can't find us in half an hour, you're going to go crazy! ”