Seduce younger brothers and sisters to cultivate immortals, adultery without complaint or regret, for evil people, this can really be said to be a fairy life that only envies mandarin ducks and not immortals, as a leader in the adultery world, Wu Ming is still very coveted for the beautiful younger brothers and sisters, but unfortunately now he can't give birth to the heart at all, mainly because there is a dangerous person behind Ye Limei that he is unwilling to provoke,

As an adulterer in the new era, you must learn to keep pace with the times, and you must learn to use your brains more when committing adultery.

Gopher, also a thief, but slightly different from Wu Ming, he made a dead man's fortune, is a professional tomb robber, due to the lack of hardware, he has always been pure-hearted, under normal circumstances, such a man must live longer than the beautiful Wu Ming,

If anyone moves his woman, he may be crushed by him after death, this is the reason why Wu Ming doesn't want to provoke him, and what's even more terrifying is that the gopher is an expert-level blasting master, Wu Ming is afraid that he will be blown up to the west when he has a good dream,

People often use the word "mouse" to describe some people who are greedy for life and afraid of death, as a big rat who is good at digging holes, the gopher is not small at all, he dares to go head-to-head with the king of killers, he once blew the castle where the eagle lives into rubble two years ago,

As for why the eagle will be safe and sound, it is still a mystery until now, in the natural world of the jungle, the eagle and the mouse are natural enemies, and the eagle and the gopher have always been enemies since childhood, but their appearance and temperament are very close, they are the kind of devils who wear angel masks,

Standing out from the crowd is like a sudden army, it must be very eye-catching, but if there are two white cranes in a group of native chickens, then their transcendent sense of existence will be weakened a lot, the appearance of the eagle and the gopher is one in a million, they are like the two white cranes, as long as there is a place for them, Wu Ming needs to take off his bare feet to attract the attention of women,

In the former beast squad, there was a woman nicknamed Viper, the sister of Fingers, who liked the Aquila wishfully and disdained the pursuit of the gopher, prompting the contradiction between the two men of the Aquila and the Gopher to become more and more intense, and almost to the point of endless death.

Every time he thinks of the past emotional entanglements, Wu Ming always can't help but smile, the mouse chases the snake, the snake chases the eagle, and a stupid bear silently watches the snake behind, the goddess in the eagle's mind is the stunner instructor, but when he knew that the goddess had an adulterous affair with Wu Ming, he immediately pursued the red dove, and then became rivals with three other men.

A very complicated relationship between men and women, fortunately, they did not have a more complicated relationship because of more monks and less porridge, in short, as long as there are beautiful women in this world, there will be men fighting,

In the small room, Ye Limei was lying on the bed, stroking her pet cat, and when she saw Wu Ming, who was sitting on the side in a daze, she suddenly chuckled, and couldn't help asking, "What are you laughing at there alone." ”

"Ah, it's nothing...... Wu Ming came back to his senses and shook his head, looking at Ye Limei's beautiful face and sexy collarbone, he swallowed his saliva and continued: "Uh...... By the way, how long have you known gophers, how come I haven't heard gophers mention you? ”

"The ...... I met three years ago" Ye Li looked at Wu Ming fixedly, and said with a mysterious smile: "I have known you for a lot longer than him, and I have known you for almost six years." ”

Wu Ming was surprised for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Could it be that you have taken over the case of the bounty for me before." ”

Ye Li said with a smile: "Even if there is your case, who dares to take it, the famous fox king, plus the eagle king who kills people without blinking, many people want your life, but if you want to kill you, you must first pass the Aquila level, the two of you together are really terrible." ”

"That yellow-haired chicken just doesn't want me to die at the hands of someone else and ......" Wu Ming showed a wry smile, sighed, and changed the subject: "Who told you that we are here, gophers." ”

"It's not." Ye Limei blinked his eyes wide, and said indifferently: "I just said, I don't know where the gopher is, it was Skyhawk who told me." ”

"Aquila." Wu Ming frowned, "How did you find him, why did he tell you that he has a grudge against the gopher, and if he doesn't kill you, how can he talk to you." ”

"How can't it be, Aquila is my boss." Ye Limei said with a narrow face: "I am Eagle Eye No. 19, and I have been under him for six years. ”

"Aquila is your boss." Wu Ming almost bit his tongue, "Then how did you get mixed up with the gopher, damn, what the hell is going on with the three of you." ”

Ye Limei told the story of a litter of beasts......

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Three years ago, Ye Limei received a mission assigned by the organization, going to a small country in Asia to find and hunt a big mouse that hides in the mountains all the year round, but she didn't expect that the mission changed her life.

Just like the cartoon cat and mouse, this live-action version of the night cat was also played by gophers, and the two spent almost a year in the mountains, probably because they fell in love for a long time, and they naturally had an adulterous affair.

Love is the most wonderful thing in the world, many unreliable lovers, as long as they are named in the name of love, they will become justified, these years, young girls can fall in love with the elderly, eunuchs and women love is not strange,

When Ye Limei recounted this past, her face showed a trace of nostalgia, she seemed to miss those days, and it could be seen that her life with the gopher after turning off the lights at night was quite happy, Wu Ming smiled secretly, and secretly guessed that it might be that the cucumbers in Myanmar were bigger,

Soon, the gopher out of the mountain blew up the castle of the Aquila, as for what happened between the two men, Ye Limei did not know, and then, she became an upright double agent, and became the wringing belt between the eagle and the gopher.

After listening to the somewhat complicated triangular relationship, Wu Ming didn't express too much surprise, in his heart, Sky Eagle and Gopher are both neurotic, and the younger siblings in front of him are not very normal, the three of them have extraordinary thinking, and they are not taking an ordinary path, so there is no need to get to the bottom of it.

"Then why did you come to us?"

Ye Limei replied casually: "I thought you would know the whereabouts of the gophers. ”

Wu Ming asked rhetorically: "You don't know, how can I know." ”

Ye Li's lazy expression was closed, and she changed her serious expression, and said solemnly: "I came to Huaxia this time, in fact, I want to find you, I have something I want to ask you." ”

"What's the matter?"

"I want a child of yours with a gopher."

"You want a child of mine, you want to adopt a child of mine." Wu Ming didn't think too far ahead, "But I don't have a child now, how can I give it to you." ”

"I mean......" Ye Limei glanced at Wu Ming's groin, and said with a smile: "You give me a little seed, I can grow it myself." ”

Wu Ming almost slipped off the stool when he heard this, and shouted in horror, "What are you kidding?" ”

"I'm not kidding, I'm serious......" Ye Limei said calmly: "Gophers can't have children, but we really want a child, he said that your genes are the best on this earth." ”

"Okay, he's a brother-in-law, Lao Tzu is not a stallion...... Wu Ming subconsciously protected the second brother, and said with a slightly red face: "I'm so familiar with gophers, it's not like I won't meet in the future, don't you feel awkward." ”

Ye Limei said euphemistically: "I will be thirty years old after this year, and the gopher said that he wants a child, and we can't wait any longer." ”

Wu Ming pointed to his nose and asked, "What's the matter with me?" ”

"Anyway, your seeds are wasted everywhere, and you're the gopher's only friend, so you can help us." Ye Limei used the mourning soldier policy, and said softly: "Gophers don't mind, what else do you have to mind." ”

"What do you mean by wasting everywhere, this ...... You let me think about it......" Wu Ming said angrily, thought for a while, and then asked: "Why do you have to be my seed, the Sky Eagle Elephant can't they." ”

"Gophers don't like white people...... Ye Limei smiled stupidly: "Moreover, he said that it is more fun to have a child who looks like you." ”

"Why?"

Ye Limei smiled bluntly: "The gopher said that he wanted to name the child Tianying, and in the future, fighting Tianying feels like fighting a white fox, and if you are in a bad mood, you can go to Tianying and his mother, which will be very fulfilling." ”

Could it be that they usually use electric toys, and then the leakage burns out their brains, the idea is really perverted, Wu Ming stood up after being silent for a while, and said in a deep voice: "It's late, I'll go back first, I'll think about this matter." ”

Ye Limei said with a little disdain: "What is there to consider, don't you even want to help with this little favor, but it just delays you a little time, and it may not even take two minutes." ”

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "It doesn't take two minutes, my brother is very long-lasting, and it will take more than half an hour casually." ”

Ye Limei immediately continued: "It just so happens that today is still my dangerous period, so you can give me a little by the way." ”

"Don't you need to go to the hospital for this kind of thing?"

"Actually, you don't need to." Ye Limei lifted the blanket on her body, reached out and pulled the straps of her pajamas, and said in a seductive tone: "You can directly sow the seeds into my body, I don't mind." ”

"But I don't mind." Wu Ming screamed: "Damn, I don't want to be blown up to the west by that stinky rat, I'll go first." ”

After speaking, Wu Ming walked out of the room without looking back, seeing that he was so frightened that he ran away, Ye Limei showed a wicked smile, the fish that didn't need to be caught actually ran away, it's really interesting,

Wu Ming, who walked out of the door, looked angry, this woman is here to make trouble, she is a plague god, it can be seen from her eyes that she is really seducing herself, this damn scourge,

No wonder Aquila said that she would be a mortal threat to herself, there was nothing terrible about this woman who was smiling, what was terrible was her man, the gopher who hid a knife in her smile,

This is an unscheduled bomb, we must find a way to get her away as soon as possible, Wu Ming clenched his fists, thinking about whether he wanted to visit Teacher Cang when he went back tonight, and then worked hard to get a job, gave his younger siblings a bottle, and then sent her away directly tomorrow,