The one who cries is sad and heartbreaking.

Xu is Miss Xiao's cry was too contagious, and someone on Zuo, who was leaning against the door, finally found out in his conscience, and recognized that he was the culprit of this matter, and felt that he needed to make amends to this eldest lady, no, psychological counseling.

Otherwise, this matter will definitely become a huge shadow that will always hover in the sky of her soul as she grows up, and it will not be dispersed for a long time.

Zuo Xu pushed open the door, walked to Xiao Huining, patted her back gently, thought about it, and said, "Don't cry, just appreciate the origin of human beings, there's nothing to be ashamed of." ”

So Xiao Huining cried even more fiercely.

Then Zuo Xu didn't know how to speak.

I don't know how long I cried, Xiao Huining stared at Zuo Xu with peach-like eyes, sniffed, and said weakly: "You...... Did you see it all just now? ”

“……”

After a long time, Zuo Xu muttered, "Hmm." ”

"It's not alive!!" Xiao Huining cried again.

After another half-ring, Xiao Huining raised her head again, looked at Zuo Xu fiercely, pursed her lips and said, "You have to help me keep it secret, otherwise I will definitely let you sweep the floor out!" ”

"Done!" Zuo Xu agreed without hesitation, Xu was stared at too hard by Xiao Hui, and continued: "Absolutely, I swear." ”

Xiao Huining seemed to want to turn her gaze into a knife and stab to death this stinky man with an oath.

However, after all, this can only be a conjecture in vain, and in the end it can only be given up in vain.

Once again, the room returned to silence and embarrassment.

Xu was aware that Xiao Huining couldn't let go of it, Zuo Xu sighed, so he had to throw out his black history and said: "There's nothing to worry about, it's not like I haven't watched this kind of film." ”

In psychology, this is called a joint criminal mentality, and it is easy to let go of the psychological barrier between the two parties and pull the distance in.

Sure enough, Xiao Huining put down her armor, raised her eyes, looked at Zuo Xu, her lips squirmed, and said, "You men are all perverts, okay?" ”

"What about you?" Zuo Xu asked with a smile, his eyes aimed at the screen behind him, and once again admired Mr. Cang's good figure.

"Me! I..."Xiao Hui was anxious, only then did she realize that the shameful thing hadn't been turned off yet, so she hurriedly turned off the player and explained in a panic: "I never look at these... These things are not my friend, and I nervously sent an email, saying...... I said that there was a super good movie recommended to me, and I was just playing a game online, which ...... Isn't this a trick? ”

You can also choose not to watch it. Zuo Xu thought in his heart, but after all, he didn't say it stupidly, but said earnestly: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, in fact, it's good to get in touch with these earlier." ”

"Look at what good this dirty thing can be!" Xiao Huining despised Zuo Xu, not realizing how dedicated and serious she was when she appreciated it before.

"You don't understand this, do you?" Zuo Xu also squinted at Miss Xiao, and asked with a good teacher: "If you didn't watch this today, would you know how to have children in the future?" Remember, this is an educational film! ”

"Does this thing have anything to do with children?" Xiao Huining looked at Zuo Xu innocently.

Zuo Xu Wenyan also looked at her in disbelief, and asked carefully, "Then how do you think you got to this world?" You don't always think you're from Mars, do you? ”

"You're from Mars!" Xiao Huining glared at him, but suddenly found that if Zuo Xu came from Mars, then he and he were brother and sister, and they were also from Mars?!

"Damn it!" Xiao Huining secretly scolded angrily, and then said lightly: "It seems that I heard a friend say that her parents didn't have been together for long before they had him." Isn't that so? ”

Zuo Xu rubbed his eyebrows, and his heart was really Chinese-style education.

It is these parents who are ashamed to mention this matter in front of their children, which has led to many things that make people laugh and cry and even tragedy.

For example, there is a news that a couple has not had children for many years after they got married, and they were persuaded by relatives to go to the infertility hospital for examination, but the result was that everything was normal.

After careful questioning, the doctor learned that the couple didn't know about getting married and having sex at all.

It's a ridiculous joke.

But it is precisely the imaginary nature of surname education that has given birth to such an innocent existence as Xiao Huining.

Fortunately, she met the kind-hearted Zuo Xu in time.

Zuo Xu thought about it, reached to the mouse, and opened the player again.

"Huh! You...... What are you doing? Xiao Huining was about to go crazy, and the shame that had just cooled down was detonated by Zuo Xu again.

Why does this guy still put such a shameful thing, and still in front of himself! However, her small arms and legs couldn't stop Zuo Xu's evil deeds after all.

So Mr. Cang's melodious melody resounded in the room again.

"Don't be nervous, isn't this teaching you how to have children?" Zuo Xu said expressionlessly.

I don't know if Zuo Xuan will also choose to slap this bastard with an expressionless face when he hears his words.

When Xiao Huining heard this, she felt that her head was about to turn away, and she wanted to stand up and escape from the territory that originally belonged to her. But he was covered by a big hand, and sat back in his chair in a dejected manner.

"You see, what Teacher Cang is doing with that man now is the necessary process of giving birth to a child." Zuo Xu explained with a heavy face.

“……”

"Ahem, this posture is called Guanyin sitting on the lotus... If you have a boyfriend in the future, you should be able to use it. Zuo Xu continued to explain to this sister. With his many years of experience in reading films, he naturally knows all kinds of postures well.

“……”

In the next time, Zuo Xu was a good teacher to explain to Miss Xiao, and Xiao Huining also changed from panic at the beginning to calm and natural.

Although his face was still flushed and his eyes were full of tears, under the bombardment of Zuo Xu's various bold words, he still thickened his face a lot after all.

In the end, he was even like a good student who was not ashamed to ask questions about his professional surname.

Sometimes some bold questions that are too unbelievable make Zuo Xu a little dumbfounded.

As the saying goes, if a woman throws away the festival, the pervert can't stop it.

The passage of time seemed to be forgotten by them, and before they knew it, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening.

Just as the two were discussing some technical issues that would not be beneficial to having a baby, the door was pushed open again.

The door opened suddenly, and then a middle-aged man walked in, holding a plate of strawberries in his hand, it was his father Zuo Xuan, and suddenly, Zuo Xu and Xiao Huining looked at him with stiff heads, and for a moment, they were at a loss!

"What for?!" This shout woke up Xiao Huining, hurriedly turned off the film source, stood up, blocked the computer screen with a cover, and said in a panic: "Didn't do anything!" ”

Zuo Xuan glanced at the screen, and then sighed to Xiao Huining: "Hey, Huining, you are so old, remember to come over for dinner later." ”

With that, he put the plate of strawberries on the desk, withdrew, and closed the door.

"That's, it's really not what you think!" Xiao Huining walked a few steps and shouted, but Zuo Xuan had already gone downstairs, leaving her to cry without tears.

"Well, you see, Dad understands too." Zuo Xu comforted.

"Understand you big-headed ghost! You've killed my mother! Xiao Hui couldn't be angry, and directly pulled out a book from the bookshelf and smashed it towards Zuo Xu.

But Zuo Xu is so easy to be recruited, otherwise in his career, he would have died many times.

Xiao Huining's book not only did not hit, but was held in Zuo Xu's hand.

Zuo Xu looked at the cover, and the six big characters of "Thirty-six Strategies for Love" came into view. Turning the title page with interest, it turned out to be a series of books that teach girls how to lure men to chase after themselves.

"You still see this kind of fooling thing?" Zuo Xu was surprised, and then asked a little suspiciously: "Haven't you been in love yet?" ”

Xiao Huining felt that she had been hit by an arrow in her knee on the spot and almost fell to the ground.

"Whether the old lady has ever been in love, it's your business!" Xiao Huining was furious on the spot, and threw out a few books one after another.

However, Zuo Xu is like a juggler, and he does not refuse to accept it all. What's more, after catching these books, he also aimed at the titles of these books word for word, and read out the titles one after another: ""Dating Multiplication"? ”

"On How to Improve Your Attractiveness with a Female Surname?"

"Why can't I find a boyfriend?"

These book titles are like sharp swords, poking Xiao Huining's self-proclaimed powerful heart into a thousand holes!

Until she threw away most of the books on the shelf, she felt that her arm was sore and she couldn't lift it, but she didn't even touch the corner of Zuo Xu's clothes, let alone hurt him.

Xiao Huining shook her sore arm, panting tiredly, stared at Zuo Xu fiercely and asked, "You are still not a man!" ”

"Of course!" Zuo Xu has never wavered in his belief in this issue. If you are not a man, is it still a woman?

"If it's a man, let me smash it once!"

"Why, it hurts to smash it once!" Zuo Xu pretended to be scared.

The first time Xiao Huining met such a cheap man, she was about to go crazy, and the Hedong lion roared: "If you don't let the old lady smash it once today?" I won't let you eat dinner! You're my brother, you can't bully me like that! ”

Saying this threatening word, Xiao Huining laughed proudly, hum, fight with me! This is the old lady's territory. Can't beat you, can't starve you?

Zuo Xu smiled and said against his will: "I have eaten a lot at noon today, and I can make do with dinner later." ”

"Ah...... The old lady fought with you slut! Xiao Huining finally broke out, and pounced directly with her teeth and claws, and punched the slut in front of her, and said in her heart that if you don't beat you up now, the old lady will not be surnamed Xiao! She didn't want to think about it, in fact, she was not surnamed Xiao in the first place, her surname was Zuo!