After getting out of the car, I was a little anxious, I hadn't seen Su Diao and Liu Qian for more than three months, I had an indescribable feeling, and that group of Biao people, I actually missed them!

Originally, I wanted to take a taxi and go home directly, but Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird disagreed, saying that they wanted to walk back, so that they could see the world of flowers and flowers and understand the customs here.

I saw that they were quite pitiful, so I agreed to their suggestion.

After leaving the train station, we went all the way to the west, and while I introduced the two of us to the coal city, I was annoyed by the eyes of passers-by, why, haven't you seen a broken arm or leg? Haven't you ever seen someone who is disabled? Haven't you ever seen me with twin sisters around me? Look at Nima? What do you mean by giving me 200 dollars? Am I not going to live?

Soon, I led a few people to the vicinity of the Friendship Mall, and suddenly, I heard a rather familiar voice, and after thinking about it carefully, it turned out to be a funeral song!

How old has it been? Is there really a funeral in the city? Curious, I paused and looked at it a few more times. I saw a large number of people wearing filial piety clothes and hats gathered at the mouth of an alley in the south, it seems that there are really people who are mourning!

I said to Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird: "Look at it, this is a dead man!" When our people die here, they will come to you! If it's a normal death, basically the things here will be forgotten, and if it's an unnatural death, maybe you can still remember the things here! ”

Zhang Ping and the bird listened with great interest, and dragged me to the south of the alley, saying that they wanted to come up close and admire.

Suddenly, I heard a familiar cry again, quite old, crying dead and alive, and then, a second familiar voice appeared, it was a female voice, not young, and then, I heard a lot of familiar voices one after another.

While I struggled forward, I wondered in my heart: Why is this voice so familiar, how does it sound like the movements of the Eight Great Biao people, what are they crying about? Who died? Not good! Is something wrong with someone?

I quickened up and moved over.

The outer floor was already crowded, and I pulled my neck and shouted: "Let me, let me!" Why do you let me go? ”

At this time, a middle-aged man with a filial piety hat walked out of the crowd, stared at me for a long time, and suddenly took out a thousand yuan from his pocket and handed it to me: "Cry for a while!" ”

I didn't understand what he meant, so I hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?" ”

The middle-aged man glared at me fiercely and handed me a thousand yuan: "Paralyzed, sit on the ground and raise the price, I will kill you!" Hurry up! With that, he turned around and walked into the alley.

I didn't know why, so I hurriedly followed, and when I crossed the crowd, I realized that it was not just one funeral, but two families next to each other!

The middle-aged man completely ignored my questions, put us in front of a spiritual shed on the north side, and said to me: "Cry well, remember, you are a filial son!" ”

Looking at Lao Chi, the middle-aged man said, "Call sister when you cry for a while!" Then he said to the other three monsters, "Your name is Gu!" Finally, he instructed Zhang Ping and the Dark Bird: "You will call Auntie, remember, don't call it wrong!" ”

I instantly understood what he meant, isn't this spending money to hire someone to cry and mourn? I saw a photo on the head of the coffin in the mourning shed, looking more than sixty years old, kind and kind-eyed, but he lost a little weight!

On both sides of the mourning shed is a couplet, the left writes that the mercy has passed away, and the right book is wind and wood and sorrow.

I explained to the middle-aged man: "Big brother, you seem to have misunderstood! ”

The middle-aged man grinned and scolded me a few words, then said to me: "You don't look good at this body, use your clothes to block the point, don't let others see that you lack arms and legs, as long as you cry louder than that over there, I will give you a reward!" If you lose the people of our old Xie family, I will kill you! After saying that, he turned around and entered the mourning shed, and I heard him mutter: "What, his old Lin family will look for someone to cry and mourn?" Want to punch me in the face? Paralyzed, let's have fun! ”

At this time, the familiar voice came again, I turned my head to look at the spiritual shed in the north, and finally, I saw the Eight Great Biao people, the Eight Great Biao people wearing linen and filial piety.

Yideng cried to death: "Oh, my old sister, why don't you just leave, why don't you wait for the third brother to see me for the last ......time."

The difficulty is also sincere: "Oh, my second aunt, why don't you wait for your niece girl......"

Blowing the lamp and sitting on the head of the official to knock on the scriptures and chant the Buddha, Coal Nanzi and Wang Daozi seem to be playing filial piety, Ouyang and the lone ranger seem to be playing the virtuous grandson, and the female bat is crying and crying, as if she is playing a widow!

I was stunned, so I hurriedly moved over and found that the picture hanging in the funeral shed was an old man I didn't know at all, and I shouted at Yideng: "Yideng, what are you doing here?" Who is this? Do you know? ”

The Eight Great Biao people instantly heard my voice, all stopped crying, and looked at me, and a few seconds later, the Eight Great Biao people rushed towards me, howling and crying: ", Section Chief Wang, you are finally back!" ”

The lone ranger cried dead and came back to life: "Oh, we all thought you were dead!" ”

The female bats were about to cry: "Section Chief Wang, where have you been?" Missed us! ”

I could feel that they were crying this time! I also saw my relatives, and I was immediately a little moved, and I cried out.

In an instant, there was chaos in front of the shed.

The friends who came to mourn one by one pointed to me and said, "These eighty percent are illegitimate children!" ”

After crying for a while, I wiped my tears and asked the Bada Biao, "What are you doing here?" ”

A lamp was put in my ear and said, "Crying and mourning, 200 yuan a day!" ”

I was stunned, and was about to ask them how they got into such a field, when suddenly, the middle-aged man from before came up to me and said, "Why don't you cry?" Grandson, tell you, I've inquired about it, and that's the price! ”

I stood up with the support of the Eight Great Biao people, although I was a little short after missing two calves, but I still said to him with dignity: "A white-eyed wolf, your wife raised you for nothing!" Cry yourself! ”

"You ......" The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, speechless.

I said to the Eight Great Biao people: "Let's go, if we don't do this job, we can't afford to lose this person!" ”

The Eight Great Biao people instantly took off their filial piety clothes and hats and threw them on the ground.

In front of everyone's eyes, under the stunned gaze of hundreds of people, I led the eight big biao people, and dragged the four monsters, Zhang Ping, and the dark bird, and rushed out of the alley.

As soon as I got out of the alley, the Bada Biao people hugged me and prepared to escape, and Yideng muttered: "Section Chief Wang, you have amputated the limbs of four old monsters?" ”

I hurriedly stopped, and then simply told them about the events of the past few days, and they were stunned!