Chapter 65: Goofs

The end of the case coincided with the eleventh long holiday, Wu Ming's idle days were naturally extended, he originally planned to take Yan Ruyu and his family on vacation, but due to a little accident in the Leng family, his travel plan died.

Leng Bingbing's cousin got married, which was originally a very festive event, who knew that the bride was overly excited and drank too much on the wedding day, and danced a striptease at the wedding on the spot, so angry that several elders of the Leng family were admitted to the hospital, including Wu Ming's cheap godfather Leng Zhenyue.

Everyone else is having a heart attack, only Leng Zhenyue is high blood pressure, it is said that the bride threw the milk cover on the face of the old man, causing the old man's blood pressure to rise and he was admitted to the hospital.

Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, the first farce of the Leng family immediately became the headline gossip news of Zhonghai, Leng's enterprise can be said to have lost face, but what makes people laugh and cry is that due to the hype of the media, the company's popularity has been indirectly enhanced, and the stock of Leng's company has miraculously increased by several percentage points.

The future helmsman of Leng's enterprise was saddened by his sister-in-law's arrogant behavior on the surface, but in fact, his heart was happy, and Wu Ming felt that Leng Bingbing had been in a good mood these days.

After four days of hospitalization and treatment, Leng Zhenyue recovered and was discharged, although he did not recover to the point where he could perform chest crushing boulders, but there should be no problem in climbing the high wall of the women's toilet, Wu Ming took him home at noon, told him to recuperate, and then drove back to the Golden Forest.

After returning to the Golden Forest after a short time, Wu Ming drove the car into the courtyard of his villa, and under the sun umbrella by the pool lay a pair of cats and mice that had cultivated into human form, and they were absorbing the essence of the sun with their eyes closed.

Walking into the house, no one could see in the living room, Wu Ming guessed that the elephant and the others should go out to run their small shop again, fishing for three days, drying nets for three years, if it was an ordinary working public doing business, they would have lost their underwear a long time ago.

Hearing the sound of laughter in the kitchen, Wu Ming's footsteps were about to go upstairs, and he turned around and walked to the entrance, and saw Ding Zhenyuan and Xiaobai in the kitchen, and the two girls were chatting and laughing while preparing the ingredients for dinner.

Xiaobai is a well-known star, Ding Zhenyuan is a leopard who came out of the mountains, the two girls who were originally very different, since they met at the celebration banquet, they actually formed a very deep friendship, the world is impermanent, there is always absurdity, beggars can become emperors, why can't stars and village girls become best friends?

Stupid and stupid, five words can summarize the personality characteristics of the two girls, one is natural stupid, the other is confused, they are the kind of people who are sold, and they are stupid to help count the banknotes, Wu Ming named their group 'five hundred'.

Xiaobai is nominally a student of the acting department of Zhonghai Drama Academy, but she rarely goes to class, and after the tour, she has been staying at home to rest these days, except for coming to Ding Zhenyuan every day to play, almost staying at home.

At this time, two cute girls were cutting cucumbers in the kitchen, and Wu Ming, who was peeking, showed a rippling smile, little girl, don't they even understand some basic common sense? It's not good to cut the cucumber into slices......

"What are you looking at?"

"Huh?" Wu Ming was startled, turned his head to look at Bai Xiayuan who came down from upstairs, and pretended to be calm and said, "It's nothing." ”

"Didn't you say to go to the hospital to pick up an elder and discharge him? It's pretty quick to come back! ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, "I just took people home, and I didn't do the discharge procedures." ”

Bai Xiayuan didn't reply, went straight to the low table in the corner of the living room and sat down, and began to fiddle with her Bai Ju again, this woman really didn't change her teachings, Wu Ming shook his head secretly, walked to the sofa in a few steps and lay down, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

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After taking a nap in a daze, after hearing the barking of the little black dog, Wu Ming yawned and opened his eyes, looked at the time, and found that it was almost six o'clock, it was almost dark, the elephant and others had returned, and they were playing cards around the coffee table in the living room, and the women all went into the kitchen to help.

The little black dog circled around the sofa, barking twice from time to time, a trace of eagerness could be seen on the dog's face, Wu Ming hurriedly shouted: "Hey! Which of you takes this little guy out, it looks like it's about to pull out. ”

The gopher didn't raise his head: "Not free!" ”

Wu Ming's face darkened: "I'll go!" ”

"What about it? What are you waiting for? ”

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I don't know how many lifetimes it will take for a foreigner to take a Chinese level 6 test? Wu Ming got up and walked to the door, took a few steps to the door and changed his shoes to open the door, the little black dog didn't need to be yelled, and when he saw the door open, he immediately crawled to the door, and then rolled out of the door like a ball......

Wu Ming rolled his eyes, several women in the family knew that they had lost weight, but what about the little ones they were used to? It doesn't lose weight on its own, and it's amazing that the mixed-race Jingba can actually raise more than fifteen kilograms.

It's autumn, migratory birds begin to migrate, this kind of bird thing is not Wu Ming's business, but the flat-haired beasts flying in the sky just want to get along with him, Wu Ming just walked out of the door, a piece of still hot bird droppings fell from the sky and fell on his shoulders and arms.

Your sister! How can it be so accurate? Could it be that Lao Tzu has satellite positioning on him? Wu Ming looked indignant, in a metropolis where birds are almost extinct, the chance of being hit by a piece of bird droppings is similar to being struck by lightning, and only people who have declined to a certain extent have this kind of treatment.

Hunting geese all day long, and eventually being ...... by geese Drenched poop.

I rub! This is not the first time, Wu Ming scolded and wanted to turn around and go back to wash, think about it, if you let a few heartless guys in the house know that you let the bird droppings hit, I don't know when I will be ridiculed.

As soon as Wu Ming walked to the edge of the pool and squatted down, there was the roar of a sports car outside the gate, he raised his head and looked out of the gate through the iron fence, a fiery Porsche had stopped outside the gate, and soon, Yan Ruyu's delicate smile came into view.

Barking! The little black dog that had already finished his work came out of the vegetable garden, rolled to the gate with his little tail wagging, and stuck out his tongue excitedly, Yan Ruyu immediately squatted down and teased it, looking childlike, Wu Ming laughed dumbly.

"My eldest lady, where did you just come back?"

"I went shopping with Sister Wushuang...... Yan Ruyu stood up, looked at the inner courtyard of the villa, and said with a smile: "Is our Xiaobai here with you?" ”

"Hmm!" Wu Ming nodded, opened the door, and said, "Have you had dinner?" ”

"I've eaten it."

"Shall you go in and sit?"

"I'll go back and put my things away, and I'll come back later."

Yan Ruyu turned around, and before she could take two steps, a silver-white Maserati came to the door, Wu Ming's pupils dilated instantly, God is going to kill me! In just a few seconds when he was stunned, Leng Bingbing had already turned off the engine and got out of the car.

"Man, you haven't eaten, have you? My parents ......"

The cold words stopped halfway through, she saw Yan Ruyu, of course, Yan Ruyu also saw her, and the eyes of the two beauties turned to Wu Ming together, with a hint of doubt in their eyes.

If this scene can't wait, there may be a major accident, Wu Ming pulled up the red alert in his heart, secretly took a breath of air, and said hello with a smile: "How can our Leng always have time to come to the cold house?" ”

"My parents asked you to come over for dinner, saying they had something to discuss with you." The cold words were said to Wu Ming, but his eyes kept staring at Yan Ruyu.

Yan Ruyu couldn't help but interject and asked, "What are you discussing?" ”

"Do you mean to promote me to be vice president?" Wu Ming preemptively said, then hit a haha, and continued: "Didn't I say it?" I'm not an administrative......"

Coldly interrupted with an expressionless face: "It's to discuss our engagement." ”

One stone stirred up a thousand layers of Lang, the three of them all calmed down, a breath of mountain rain is about to flow, if the expressions of the three people are compared to the surface of the lake, the cold ice is the microwave rippling, Yan Ruyu is the terrified Lang, Wu Ming is the lake without water, the lake is dry......

"Wu Mingjun, it's time to eat."

Bai Xiayuan's scream broke the silence, and injected vitality into the three people who seemed to be petrified, Yan Ruyu pointed at Leng Bingbing, and roared at Wu Ming excitedly: "Who is she?" Who is this woman? ”

"She'......"

Leng Bingbing clasped his hands on his shoulders and said quietly: "I am her fiancΓ©e." ”

"FiancΓ©e?" Yan Ruyu screamed, and then asked Wu Ming loudly with red eyes, "What she said is true?" ”

Wu Ming stepped forward and grabbed Yan Ruyu, and said hurriedly: "Xiao Yan, you listen to my explanation......

"Explain? What else do you have to explain? Liar, liar, liar......" Yan Ruyu shook off Wu Ming's hand and roared a few times, crystal tears fell from her eyes.

"Listen to me......"

Seeing that Wu Ming tried his best to explain to Yan Ruyu, water gradually appeared in her cold eyes, in order not to let the tears slip down, she gritted her teeth, and then silently turned around and walked towards her sports car, Wu Ming hurriedly chased after her, and the roar of the sports car started behind her......

In the end, Wu Ming didn't keep anyone, two women, one to the left and one to the right, the two sports cars drove out in opposite directions, the man stretched out his hands, but none of the women were kept, to be exact, I don't know who to keep.

Mu Ran stood for a long time, Wu Ming turned around and closed the door, only to see Bai Xiayuan snorting gloatingly, leaving only the next cool fart, Wu Ming's face was even darker, does this family also want to rebel? If you don't fight for three days, you want to go to the house and uncover the tiles again? When I go back, I have to spank fifty big palms to make an example.

The phone was not answered, the text message was not returned, the situation was urgent, after nightfall, Wu Ming came to visit one after another, although he did not eat the closed door, but Yan Ruyu and Leng Bingbing all avoided it, Wu Ming returned home with melancholy, and he was destined to be sleepless tonight.

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Ya'an is strong, Sichuan is strong, nothing can knock you down, there are more than a billion compatriots standing behind you!