Chapter 0144 Two Panda Eyes
As the car moved, Zuo Xu's eyes glanced around, and he suddenly felt that he was so lucky, he was actually squeezed together with a sweaty woman, although he didn't look like a country and a city, but his nose was in the middle and his eyes were on both sides, which was also right.
And at this moment, the beauty is desperately trying to protect her chest to avoid zero contact with him, but unfortunately the pressure in the carriage is ruthless, and she struggles desperately, but it is just squirming in Zuo Xu's chest.
Accept your fate, beauty! Don't fantasize about escaping, this is the great pressure of the world, and it can sometimes even bring together people who have never met. Don't struggle, the young master is also a handsome guy, in the crowd, you and I can meet and embrace each other like this, which is also a great fate. Zuo Xu thought shamelessly, and felt a burst of pride in his heart.
But Nephrite's warm embrace didn't last long, because a buddy next to him noticed the two of them in this warm state.
Soon, a huge and constant pressure came from the side, and Zuo Xu began to slowly leave the beauty, and the big man began to take his place.
Zuo Xu was suddenly annoyed, this kid is arrogant, he looks like that bear, and he even wants to occupy his position?
So Zuo Xu remained silent, secretly used his internal strength, and slowly squeezed towards him. He was obviously taken aback, but he didn't expect Zuo Xu to dare to resist secretly, and his strength suddenly increased by three percent, surging straight towards him.
Zuo Xu snorted coldly, held the armrest of the seat with his right hand, let him squeeze it again and again, and did not move, and glanced at him with a cold, contemptuous, contemptuous, and provocative look.
However, the fierce competition between Zuo Xu and the ** next to him soon alarmed the beauty in Zuo Xu's arms, she blushed, quickly glanced out of the window, suddenly pulled **, and said softly: "Husband, we are here, get out of the car!" ”
There were fewer people in the carriage, and the red on Zuo Xu's face had almost faded, and a primary school student suddenly stood up and said politely: "I'm going to get off quickly, you can sit on my side!" ”
Zuo Xu was suddenly relieved, the quality of the current students is high, don't look at yourself and never give up your seat, don't look at us in the nineties is the beat generation, but the current generation is strong!
Zuo Xu smiled at him gently, that panda eye looked very special, but he didn't know, he sat down, almost everyone in the carriage just sat down and looked at him, he suddenly felt a little inexplicable, maybe the primary school students gave up a seat to themselves You are all jealous when you stand?
Two seconds later, the driver picked up the microphone and said, "Please give way to the young comrades and give up the seats for the pregnant women!" ”
Zuo Xu Meng looked back, only to find that there was a big-bellied girl looking at him in a daze where he was standing just now.
Looking at the elementary school students, the elementary school students stammered at a loss and pointed to the big-bellied girl: "I, I'll give ...... Give her ...... ......"
Zuo Xu hurriedly stood up, shook his head, bent down, and said kindly to the elementary school students: "Little friend, in the future, when you give up your seat, you have to call the other party's uncle or sister, you know?" ”
The car stopped, he looked at the stop sign, there were still three stops to go, and by this time he had been squeezed into a corner and began to nap with his eyes closed, maybe nothing was the best option for him.
In the haze, a burst of aroma hit, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that it was a beautiful woman, petite and cute, looking forward to life, standing with her back to him.
Zuo Xu sneered in his heart, no matter how beautiful you are, there will be nothing to do today.
In the blink of an eye, a few more energetic young people came up, hula all squeezed his side, and they obviously also found the beauties in front of them, squeezing their eyebrows one by one, so unhappy.
A few minutes later, seeing that Zuo Xu was about to arrive at the station, the car suddenly braked suddenly, and all the passengers staggered all at once, and a scream suddenly sounded: "Who?" Who touched me? ”
The beautiful woman in front of her was protecting her ** with an angry face, turning her head and staring fiercely at Zuo Xu and their side.
Zuo Xu glanced and found that an old man on the left was opening his sleepy eyes at the moment, asking what was going on, which made him feel annoyed for a while. Because he saw this thing eating the cake just now, and suddenly cloned his own movements? What is it that is not a thief?
The young man on the far right is holding the words in college English, obviously not realizing what is happening, you are ruthless, weren't you talking to your friends about online games just now? Want to hide the panic in your heart?
The brother next to him is still spinning his pen casually, big brother, it was a sudden brake just now, can you still maintain the habitual surname of this kind of action? Needless to say, you must have touched it! You're too outrageous to say this brother, right? Actually looking at us one by one? Why are you so innocent? If you want to say that you didn't touch it, I don't believe it!
The girl's sharp gaze swept over one by one, and everyone on Zuo Xu's side was very calm, and when she swept it for the second time, Zuo Xu was a little uncomfortable, what are you doing?
He's a little unaccustomed to it now, can such a beautiful girl stare at him and see if he feels?
As a result, the girl's eyes stopped leaving him, and he suddenly became restrained, although he thought he was very handsome, but you can't stare at it so much, others thought it was his own touch, so Zuo Xu began to secretly scream and calm down! But at last the face was slightly red, oh, it was slightly red again!
"Stinky rascal!" With this coquettish shout, a ** fist hit Zuo Xu's other eye, and in an instant, Zuo Xu became a pair of panda eyes, very symmetrical and perfect.
Zuo Xu covered his eyes and shouted: "I didn't touch it!" ”
The girl said angrily: "It's not you who touched your blushing or something!" Why are you like this, you actually touch people, **ah. I look at your panda eyes, it must have been beaten by a girl for playing hooligan. ”
The people around him suddenly let out an "oh-" sound.
A middle-aged man quietly told his daughter: "In this society, some people don't look like people, but they are really not things in their hearts, you have to be careful in the future!" ”
An old woman whispered to her companion, "I'll tell you! I saw his knee and guessed it was him! ”
Several young people around him were smiling as they walked away from Zuo Xu with righteousness and awe.
A fat man stood up and said to the driver while rolling up his sleeves: "I'm going to take care of this as a righteous and courageous act, right?" ”
A middle-aged woman looked at Zuo Xu bitterly and said to the fat man: "Search his body and see if he has stolen someone's wallet!" ”
Zuo Xu saw that the situation was not good, and if he didn't run in this formation, he might have to become scarred, so he took advantage of the fact that the car door was still open and went down in a puff of smoke.
On this day, I was really unlucky, and I don't know what happened recently, I don't seem to have done anything bad, except for robbing a Ferrari? As for making it so resentful?
Zuo Xu was very confused, took out his mobile phone and looked at his pair of panda eyes, covering his hands tightly, this is really difficult to see.
When he came to the company, his dress scared the group of people in the company, and he came to work with two panda eyes, which is really ...... Everyone couldn't help but express their admiration for this new colleague.
Zuo Xu hoped in his heart that their supervisor would be considerate of him and not let him go to the training again, but unfortunately, he still had to go hard.
When Zuo Xu stood on the podium, he found that all the female students in the audience looked at him with a look of surprise, as if they had seen a national treasure-level giant panda, but now Zuo Xu is a little thin, just with those eyes, he really looks like a giant panda!
Zuo Xu glanced over the audience with his pair of panda eyes, and instantly, he had an urge to cry, there was no male student in this training class, and the rest were female students, although not all of them were very beautiful, but at least half of the quality was still very good. It's no wonder that if a man learns this, he is still thought of as something, such as the current Zuo Xu, standing on the podium, and the girls below are talking in a whisper, how can it be a man...... At this time, Zuo Xu began to be able to think about how much pressure the owner of this body had to endure to enter this line of work.
"Hello students, first of all, let me introduce myself, my name is Zuo Xu, I am in charge of your training class today, I hope you will cooperate more." Now, Zuo Xu said under tremendous pressure.
But just after I finished speaking, please cooperate with everyone, so soon someone began to smash the field, a woman who looks very average, but her figure is particularly special, oh, no, it is the aunt who stood up and pointed at Zuo Xu arrogantly: "Little guy, what are you from, and what qualifications do you have to give us a training class?" Do you know what kind of training we're here for? ”
Auntie's voice is very domineering, there is a posture of buying vegetables in the vegetable market, rolling up her sleeves, and planning to have a big fight with Zuo Xu!
"This classmate, please sit down, I will answer your question now, I forgot to introduce it before, I am a lactation promoter, a professional lactation promoter, with a year of work experience, judging from my lactation promoter career, there is only one time that I have not urged milk ......" Speaking of this, Zuo Xu laughed, and the students below also laughed, seemingly gloating.
Even the aunt breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that this little guy is still too young, not the climate, not the climate.
"The reason why it didn't work out that time was because this client was an unmarried girl who hadn't become a mother yet!" Zuo Xu said, the time when he helped Li Qian to promote lactation gradually appeared in his mind, the more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and finally auditory hallucinations began to appear in his ears, and Li Qian's soul-like words came out over and over again, "Want me, want me, want me......"
Zuo Xu's breathing became heavier and heavier, and the female students below also began to blush slightly, what does this guy mean by this, helping an unmarried girl to lactate? Is that still called lactation? Isn't it? (To be continued.) )