Chapter 107: Oolong Incident

Looking at the leisurely appearance of the man outside the house, looking at the few black and long nose hairs, and looking at the pair of intact legs, Lu Tianyu had only one thought in his heart: "I'll go for it, I've been deceived!" ”

Thinking of the ten-dollar bill, he could no longer control his emotions, anger rose from his heart, evil was born to the side of the guts, soaring, and the tank rushed out of the tin house.

"Liar, you liar, you pay me back!" Above the otherwise peaceful garbage dump, someone's thunderous roar sounded, startling countless flies.

This sudden sound really startled the man, and his hands trembled, and the cigarette that had only been half smoked instantly slipped down and fell into a cloud of sludge.

"You, what do you want to do?" Looking at Lu Tianyu, who was full of murderous energy, the man's face turned pale with fright, and he almost slipped off the stone.

"You liar, you big liar, do you still recognize me?" Lu Tianyu grabbed the other party's collar and asked angrily.

The man opened a pair of black and white eyes, looked dazed, and shook his head desperately.

Lu Tianyu was angry, and he didn't care, he stretched out his hand and touched the man's body, "You liar, quickly return the ten yuan to me, that's my day's food money." ”

At this time, Luo Xiang also ran out, standing aside stupidly, looking at the scene in front of him, his imagination suddenly spread four hooves and ran around.

"What's the situation? How could the senior do something to this sloppy man, does he like such a man? What a surprise! ”

"No, it's not like that! Could it be that the senior and this man knew each other before and had a holiday? Will it be a love triangle? Or is it a bloody case caused by a ten-dollar note? ”

"Ten dollars? Will this be the cost of a special service? However, this price is too cheap, right? Could it be that this is an insider trading that you are willing to take? ”

As the deputy head of the school's literary club, Luo Xiang has countless bloody plots and gossip plots tumbling in his mind, but the truth of the matter is far simpler than he imagined.

"You liar, think about it, tonight, you were lying near the Castle Peak Garden begging, did I give you ten yuan? You are so disgusting that you should pretend to be disabled in order to win my sympathy. Lu Tianyu said angrily.

"Also, you dead liar, you actually smoke soft China, you, you, you are a white-eyed wolf, you deceived my kind heart." The more Lu Tianyu spoke, the more angry he became, and threw all kinds of things that were turned out of the man's body on the ground.

Luo Xiang, who was not far away, finally understood, it turned out that this man was a professional beggar, and it seemed that he had cheated the senior's money, "Hey, a trivial matter, why should the senior be so angry, this kind of thing has been reported a lot in newspapers and TV, but the senior is still too young, too simple, too kind, very stupid and naΓ―ve." ”

But when Luo Xiang's eyes fell on the pile of bits and pieces on the ground, he suddenly couldn't hold it back, Tengtengteng rushed to the back of the man, and kicked this guy's ass hard, "You girl, the mobile phone actually uses an Apple 6, the wallet is Valentino's, and there is actually a large box of Durex ultra-thin sleeves with him, you, you are naked showing off your wealth, see if I don't kick you to death, see if I don't kick you to death, see if I don't kick you to death, the scum of society." ”

As a result, this man who pretended to be a beggar had bad luck, and he was hit by Luo Xiang's whirlwind eighteen legs on his buttocks, and he was hit by Lu Tianyu's thunderbolt thirteen blows in front.

The man was so frightened that he couldn't even speak, and after a while, he reacted and hurriedly said: "Two heroes, spare your life, I really didn't mean to pretend to be a beggar, it's really because my family is poor......"

As soon as Lu Tianyu raised his hand, he directly interrupted: "Stop, stop, don't cry with us about the tragic past, this is not a stage for a good voice, and we are not a dream mentor, we don't believe in you." Say, how many years have you been in this business? What are you doing here? ”

"I'm really not talented, I change my clothes and outfit here every morning, and then I go out to work." The man said honestly.

"You like to smoke?" Lu Tianyu continued to ask.

"Well, it's usually just like this. Hero, my work day is also very hard, lying there can't get up, two legs have to curl up together, I earn hard money. ”

"Nima's, coolie money? What kind of hard money you earn is black money. Luo Xiang on the side interjected, raised his leg as he spoke, and was about to kick down again.

The man was frightened, and hurriedly said: "Two heroes, I have a bad harvest today, and a total of more than 200 yuan, if you don't dislike it, take it all." ”

", who wants your money. This Yellow Crane Tower 1916 cigarette case was not thrown here by you. Lu Tianyu asked angrily.

The man was very strange, he didn't understand why the other party kept holding on to his cigarettes, and he was puzzled, but he didn't dare to lie, so he said, "It should be, it seems that I left it here a few days ago." ”

"Where did you get this pack of Yellow Crane Towers? Did you buy it yourself? ”

"Hero, you are really joking, this package of Yellow Crane Tower costs one hundred and fifty or sixty yuan, how can I afford it. This cigarette was picked up by me from the side of the road a few days ago. ”

"Picked up?" Lu Tianyu was very skeptical.

"Hero, I really didn't lie to you. It seems that a week ago, when I was begging in Castle Peak Garden, I occasionally saw this pack of yellow crane towers in the flower beds on the side of the road, and I was curious, so I picked it up and found that there were still two cigarettes in it that I hadn't smoked......"

"Where did you pick up this cigarette? Let's go into details. Lu Tianyu asked again.

"It's in the Castle Peak Garden, like at the central fountain." The man said cautiously.

"You didn't lie to me?"

"Daxia, I'm really a good person, I'm really a good person, if it weren't for the fact that my family was so poor that I couldn't open the pot, I would definitely not have embarked on this road. Hero, just have pity on me. At this, the man actually began to cry, a handful of tears and snot.

"Hey, hey, hey, where do you wipe it, you treat me as a handkerchief?" Seeing the man coming over to hug his thigh, Luo Xiang was really frightened, so he hid.

"You give me honesty, don't move, otherwise don't blame me for being polite." Lu Tianyu's face sank, and he picked up a wooden stick beside him, not angry and arrogant, but really had a bit of the momentum of a nurse's sister-in-law.

The man is honest, but Lu Tianyu has a big head, how to deal with this professional beggar is really not what he is good at.

After thinking about it for a while, someone decided to kick the ball to someone else, who made you my immediate boss.

Let Luo Xiang stare at the man, Lu Tianyu took out his mobile phone, ran to the side, and dialed a call.

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