Chapter Twenty-Six: I Am an Immortal
The next morning, Ren Lingxue saw that her sister and brother-in-law had not gotten up and went home by herself, and told Ren Weixing what happened yesterday, after she finished speaking, Ren Weixing and Bai Lan were all stunned, they didn't expect their daughter to earn three billion in one day, this kind of money-making speed is a bit outrageous, and let her daughter show the so-called magic weapon, and after seeing that the flame automatically extinguished as soon as her daughter got close to the flame, the parents finally believed that their daughter's words were not a joke. What's more, that day they also saw the powerful ghost caught by Shu Xuanzi himself, and suddenly the parents also asked their daughter for a lot of magic weapons to wear on their bodies, so that they should not be afraid of some demons and monsters, and they are very satisfied with this outrageous son-in-law who picked up for nothing Now Ren Weixing is very satisfied, he also guessed that Shu Xuanzi must be one of those cultivators, and secretly thought in his heart that he would explore the wind in a few days, whether they can also practice, and they can also strengthen their bodies and even stay young forever and live forever.
Ren Linglong slept until twelve o'clock at noon before getting up, after getting up, I felt that the whole person seemed to have become different, I felt much clearer than yesterday when I saw everything, I blushed a little shyly when I remembered what happened last night, and looked at the room There was some mess, Shu Xuanzi didn't know where to go and got up in a hurry, I was tortured by Shu Xuanzi last night and fainted, but I didn't feel any discomfort when I got up today, not only so, but I still have inexhaustible strength and spirit, when did my body get so good? After tidying up the room, I changed the sheets before I walked out of the room.
"Book...... What about my husband and sister? Seeing Shu Xuanzi sitting in the hall downstairs on the phone, Ren Linglong hurriedly asked with a smile, but even changed the name in her mouth.
"She, I don't know, I didn't see her when I came out, maybe I'm going out to play, well, okay, I know, okay, I'll be there in a while", Shu Xuanzi hung up the phone and wanted to pick up the wine bottle on the table to drink, but was snatched by Ren Linglong.
"How many times have I told you, drinking too much wine is not good for your health, even if you want to drink, you have to drink it cup by glass, you can't drink bottle by bottle, really, who to call?" Ren Linglong was naturally worried about Shu Xuanzi's body, but unfortunately she didn't know that this husband was a fairy body, otherwise she wouldn't be worried.
"Oh, it's a little girl I met in Hong Kong, who came to Shanghai and said she wanted to see me, and I don't know what happened to her, let's go, accompany me to see what is going on with her", Shu Xuanzi stood up indifferently.
"No, I have to change my clothes, Hong Kong acquaintance? How did you meet a woman in a few days after you went to Hong Kong? Still chased to Shanghai? Hum! Ren Linglong glanced at Shu Xuanzi a little angrily, "Don't drink anymore, I'll go change my clothes", Shu Xuanzi shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then saw Ren Linglong disappear upstairs and raised his hand as soon as he raised his hand, a purple wine gourd appeared in his hand, and the wine gourd was poured into his mouth when he turned the wine gourd upside down, and Shu Xuanzi also has one of the biggest characteristics of drinking, that is, no matter how much wine he drinks, there is no wine in his mouth, and after those wines enter the body, they are completely automatically refined by Shu Xuanzi's body, how can there be a taste of wine? Of course, there are also special ones, such as the solid crystal wine, which is the kind that Shu Xuanzi penetrates from the sky, it is really that the wine uses too much heaven and earth treasures, and it takes too much time to refine, it is estimated that mortals will hang up instantly if they drink the slightest, even ordinary immortals can't stand it, such a powerful wine is just to make Shu Xuanzi drunk for a few hours.
After coming to the agreed café, Shu Xuanzi went in with Ren Linglong in his arms, today's Ren Linglong seems to be particularly beautiful, so that the men and women around him keep looking sideways, not only the beauty of Ren Linglong's temperament, but also the kind of satisfaction that Ren Linglong exudes from her heart, which makes her charm increase by five points, any woman on the street has a feeling of jealousy when she sees this satisfied smile, and then there is another jealous person.
"Huh? It's you, why did you come to Shanghai? After Shu Xuanzi sat down, he saw that it was Ruan Manwen who asked a little strangely, but Ruan Manwen just glanced at Shu Xuanzi and stared at Ren Linglong tightly, and the jealousy in his eyes was about to erupt.
"What? Can't I come to you? Who is she? Ruan Manwen asked in an unkind tone, Ren Linglong over there also felt that this woman was a little weird, she obviously felt the hostility of this woman, frowned and secretly pinched Shu Xuanzi, she knew that this woman and her husband must have an ulterior relationship.
"She? My wife, what are these two boys doing? Shu Xuanzi glanced at Song Runtao and Xu Anguo casually, both of them were cultivators Shu Xuanzi felt it as soon as he came in, but he didn't care, after all, the level of these two little guys was too low, and in Shu Xuanzi's eyes, it was no different from the level of an ant.
"Hello senior, my name is Song Runtao", Song Runtao hurriedly stood up with a smile and stretched out his hand, and Xu Anguo also introduced himself with a smile.
"Oh~~~, it's the magic weapon that you two boys tricked Xue'er to sell, you did a good job", Shu Xuanzi smiled casually, as if he was saying something indifferent, but this sentence made Song Runtao and Xu Anguo's faces change, and they were also a little apprehensive in their hearts, the two of them knew that although the person in front of them looked young, the cultivation world could not see things with their eyes, it depended on their strength, this young man's strength could definitely trample on the two of them like an ant, and no one dared to stand up for the two of them, Even their sect wouldn't provoke monsters of this level, and besides, the guy who can cultivate to the point of teleportation is definitely not a young man, at least more than two hundred years old.
"Senior, where do you speak, we are all state workers, where do you dare to deceive your sister, hehe, it's really ...... I really need a magic weapon too much, senior, you don't know, our country's cultivation ......", "Okay, okay, since Xue'er sold it to you, I won't care, and I won't listen to your tirade", Shu Xuanzi frowned after taking a sip of coffee, obviously he didn't think this thing was very delicious.
"When did you get married?" Ruan Manwen next to him heard that the woman next to Xuanzi was his wife, his face changed, and he asked.
"When did you get married? Forget, what do you do with that kind of saying? Are you coming to Shanghai? Where do you want to go? I'll go with you", Shu Xuanzi reached out and wanted to hug Ruan Manwen when he spoke, when he was in Hong Kong, Shu Xuanzi was used to hugging women, and this Ruan Manwen was hugged by himself, and he didn't know how many kisses.
"Smack", Ruan Manwen slapped off Shu Xuanzi's outstretched hand, her eyes were a little red, and Ren Linglong looked at Shu Xuanzi's behavior in disbelief, and pinched Shu Xuanzi in the back, she was so depressed, her decent wife was still sitting here, Shu Xuanzi went to hug other women? This is too ......, besides, this is still a public place, but Song Runtao and Xu Anguo lowered their heads when they saw Shu Xuanzi so casually, and they didn't dare to laugh.
"What's wrong with you two? Okay, why is one angry and crying and the other glaring at me? Shu Xuanzi looked at Ruan Manwen and then looked at Ren Linglong behind him and asked puzzledly, thought for a moment and suddenly said, "Oh~~~, I know, it seems that you don't like multiple people marrying one man, I forgot", Shu Xuanzi's words made the four people present want to hit the wall, what is this called? What do you mean by not liking? It is not allowed at all by law, and women hate this even more.
"You...... You ......", Ren Linglong felt a little angry when she saw Shu Xuanzi talking like this, and pointed at Shu Xuanzi and didn't know what to say.
"Hehe, wife, don't be angry", Shu Xuanzi smiled and hugged Ren Linglong as she turned around, Ren Linglong wanted to struggle but Shu Xuanzi hugged her too tightly, she didn't have that much strength to break free of Shu Xuanzi's arm, and heard Shu Xuanzi say in her ear, "We'll go home and make love in a while, if you can last for an hour, then I won't touch that woman anymore, how about it?" Shu Xuanzi's words made Ren Linglong tense up, and shivered again, it seemed that he had lasted five minutes last night, and in the end, he didn't know anything, an hour? It's just an international joke, Ren Linglong bit her lip and didn't know what to say, she now knows that this Shuxuanzi is not an ordinary person, but how can a conservative woman like her be willing to share her husband with others?
"Humph! You men don't have a good thing", here Ren Linglong didn't think clearly about the answer, over there Ruan Manwen stood up, glared at Shu Xuanzi fiercely, and then scolded and ran away with red circles in his eyes, seeing Ruan Manwen run away, Ren Linglong was relieved, but he was a little happy and a little sad in his heart.
"You two are really, you don't chase and persuade when you see the girl running away, you want to be beaten?" Shu Xuanzi saw Ruan Manwen crying and ran away, glared at the two people opposite, and said in an unkind tone.
"Yes, yes, let's go, senior, don't be angry", these two people were a little apprehensive in their hearts, after all, it was the two of them who came up with the idea to deceive the magic weapon yesterday, and now even if Shu Xuanzi doesn't pursue it, he is a little uneasy, and when he heard Shu Xuanzi scolding, he hurriedly ran out to chase Ruan Manwen.
"You...... You bastard! Obviously, you ran away crying when you made people angry, and you even let others chase after you", Ren Linglong saw that Shu Xuanzi actually asked those two people to coax Ruan Manwen to cry and laugh a little and said angrily, and after finishing speaking, he also hit Shu Xuanzi a few times.
"I'm not afraid that my wife will be angry, come, kiss one, don't be angry", Shu Xuanzi is indeed a fast learner, and in only about a month, he has changed from an immortal to a scoundrel in the market, and even this kind of cheap words to coax his wife will be said, it seems that watching TV series all night and all night is not in vain.
"Humph! Who is that woman? What is your relationship with her? Ren Linglong finally lost a little anger when she heard Shu Xuanzi's words, and asked again, her hand kept pinching Shu Xuanzi, and Shu Xuanzi didn't dodge or resist, she could pinch her as much as she wanted, and it didn't hurt anyway.
"It doesn't matter, where is there a deep relationship with you, hehe, with her, it's just a kiss and a touch", Shu Xuanzi's words made Ren Linglong directly pick up the bag in his hand and smash it.
"You've kissed people, touched people, and said it doesn't matter, you ...... You're mad at me", Ren Linglong was really angry this time, and many people in this café turned their eyes, as if the excitement here was better.
"What are you doing hitting me? It's normal, are you my wife? Shu Xuanzi asked casually without care, that Ren Linglong bit her lip and nodded, she wanted to hear what Shu Xuanzi had to say, "That's it, you will definitely want to cultivate in a few days, do you feel different this morning than before?" Ren Linglong naturally realized it deeply, and nodded again, "As soon as you cultivate, who will accompany me?" How lonely is it to find a few more people? ”
"Loneliness?" Ren Linglong gritted her teeth and repeated these two words, although Shu Xuanzi's excuse was very good, but Ren Linglong still couldn't let go, the polygamy system was a bad habit of feudal society, how could this system continue? Or does it happen to yourself? "Then I can still accompany you after I finish cultivating? What are you lonely? Ren Linglong retorted.
"You can accompany me after you finish practicing, but who will accompany me when you cultivate? And the cultivation of real Taoism is to be unmoved, not to be moved, there is only the way of heaven in your heart, if you always think about the things in the mortal world, sooner or later you will go crazy, not to mention that cultivating immortals is not a short-term job, sometimes it is normal to meditate for a few months, and there are also those who meditate for a few years", Shu Xuanzi's words made Ren Linglong's heart even more frightened.
"Really? Then you...... So how did you get to cultivate? Why didn't you go mad? Still messing with flowers and grass everywhere? Ren Linglong found that there were many loopholes in Shu Xuanzi's words.
"Please, I started practicing Taoist techniques at the age of six, and I followed my master for fourteen years to really enter the Tao, and then practiced step by step, my master was made to go mad and explode because of too many thoughts of mortal dust, and it took me four hundred and sixty-one years to reach the peak of Taoist kung fu, and then I achieved the body of an immortal, do you think it is so easy to practice the way of heaven? In the more than 400 years I have been cultivating, I haven't even seen many people, let alone messing with flowers and grass, and after becoming an immortal, I sometimes have a time of hundreds of years, if I don't steal this time...... Belch...... If I hadn't gone down to the Nether, I wouldn't have even tasted what a woman tasted like, and you would still be my first woman", Shu Xuanzi glanced at Ren Linglong a few times and said a big truth.
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