Chapter 30: But that's it, it's very loose
Chapter 30 is just so sparse
"Yo!? Scared...... It doesn't really scare you, does it? ”
Gu Qingzhi had just brewed a cup of tea and took a sip, and asked in surprise.
Under the incandescent light, Shuai Lang was gray-faced, and he was changing his clothes without saying a word, taking off the outfit given by Huang Xiao, and putting on the clothes brought back from Yuhua Century, from the unemployed youth in the countryside to the unemployed youth in the city, as soon as Gu Qingzhi asked, Shuai Lang looked at Gu Qingzhi as if he was in shock, and put the cloth bag embroidered with a simple pattern directly on the table of the house, Gu Qingzhi shook his head noncommittally, took the bag in his hand, untied it, the ivory compass and the dragon and tiger seal were there, took a look, and closed the cloth bag. Unexpectedly, this action made Shuai Lang react, and suddenly asked out loud: "You handed over such a valuable thing to me, aren't you afraid that I will run away on my back?" ”
"Hehe, according to my observation, your ability to distinguish is limited to RMB, and you shouldn't know antiques." Gu Qingzhi smiled, poured a cup of tea, and sipped it proudly. A joke was made as usual.
"I don't know it, but I know it's true." Shuai Lang seemed to be angry, and said stupidly. Shut up again, and the two of them sat in the center of the main room as if they had a tacit understanding. After saying a sentence, he was silent again, which made Gu Qingzhi strange, originally thought that this matter had come to an end, Shuai Lang must ask endlessly, but Shuai Lang was quieter than that day at this time, but Master Gu couldn't hold it back, seeing Shuai Lang like this, he waited for a while and asked in surprise: "Won't you be scared anymore?" Not really, right? ”
"Really...... It's scary. Shuai Lang was nervous, nodded, his eyes panicked.
"This talisman is a secret that I don't pass on to the Luanshan faction, I began to learn art from Mr. Zuo Mingcheng, the master of the Luanshan faction, at the age of five, and began to draw talismans at the age of ten, this stroke ......," Master Gu said with a big hand.
"Admire, it's amazing." Shuai Lang interrupted, and gave a thumbs up very politely to interrupt Gu Qingzhi's boasting.
Before he finished speaking, the praise came, and the master heard it very wrong, choked for a moment, and leaned a little again: "...... You can see the effect, there are many things you don't believe in, it doesn't necessarily won't happen, the eyes of the earth are open, thousands of bats gather, and the blessed people are blessed ......"
"Admire, it's amazing." Shuai Lang said again, glaring at him and giving a thumbs up, yes, the master's words were interrupted again.
"Oh...... Now I know it's amazing. Master Gu felt that Shuai Lang's expression was strange, and he was not sure whether it was true or false for a while, and he was busy urging officials and urging blessings, and no one noticed how Shuai Lang made such a gray face, maybe he was really scared like this, and he paused for a while and put himself alive: "I pointed out all the way today, where the dragon vein of Zhongzhou is located, this ability is not cultivated in a day or two, after reading so much, you have no idea at all?" ”
"Amazing, admire, really amazing."
Shuai Lang rolled his eyes, and said again, the answer was not what he asked, and he admired it, this time he didn't even give his thumb up, and after finishing speaking, he pouted and gave Master Gu an awe-inspiring look.
It seems to be very admirable, it seems to be very frightened, but how can this kind of admiration also make Master Gu feel that the taste is strange, and he doesn't get any sense of accomplishment from Shuai Lang's attitude, so Master Gu's eyes that understand the changes of yin and yang are slightly confused, and he looks at Shuai Lang who is sitting still in surprise and his eyes are not turning around, a little incomprehensible, with his ability to recognize people, this child should not be at the same level as others to be frightened, not to mention that he has been placed around these times, it is certain to have doubts, and it doesn't make sense to be scared like this.
Really stupid or pretending to be stupid?
Gu Qingzhi had doubts at this time, originally thought that Shuai Lang would pour out his doubts, but it turned upside down, and the doubts became himself, and then he thought about it at that time in the cemetery, he really didn't have time to pay attention to this little follower, I really don't know how much he saw, and after a moment of deliberation, he asked tentatively: "It's only been less than ten days, look at you like this, are you ready to leave?" ”
"Ah...... I can leave at any time, and I don't have to return the money. Shuai Lang reacted when he heard this, like a normal person, this sentence made Gu Qingzhi disappointed, and his interest in drinking tea was gone, and he sighed and said: "Alas...... Let's go, the agreement is valid, I won't stop you. ”
"Thank you, Master."
Shuai Lang seemed to say something sincerely, and also learned the posture of the Jianghu people, it looked quite weird, and even flashed a hint of joy between his eyebrows, this change made Gu Qingzhi capture, and the suspicion came again, and the heart that was just disappointed suddenly flashed with hope, subconsciously wiped his eyebrows, changed his breath for a while, and said with a haze: "Huang Xiaolai will come in a while, send you to Dadongguan, and say that Pingshui is shallow in love, but I like you a lot...... No matter how stupid you are, you should see that I have no ill will towards you, what do you think? ”
"Hey...... If you want to be malicious, I would have slipped away with this thing and let you have a fight. You are interesting enough to me, I didn't take your money for nothing, I have been a fool until the end of the play, and I didn't stab you Louzi. Shuai Lang said, looking businesslike, and didn't forget to point to the things on the table when he spoke, as if to signal that the buddy didn't carry your ivory compass, it already gave you face, you are content.
Suddenly, Gu Qingzhi was surprised, "Slipped away", "The play is over", the two keywords Gu Qingzhi frowned slightly, as if he had captured something unusual, and then looked at the honesty as always handsome, so that the common laziness and ridicule were removed, and it was very solemn and not like a joke. At this moment, Gu Qingzhi figured it out: this kid seems to be confused, but in fact he is shrewd, and he almost deceived his eyes.
So Gu Qingzhi changed his tone, for fear that he wouldn't hear Shuai Lang's true words, so he cautiously turned sideways and asked, "Then do you understand?" ”
Shuai Lang was startled, and turned around to speak, but he closed his mouth in an instant, pursed his lips, and shook his head very honestly, he didn't understand.
"Oh...... Done right. Gu Qingzhi understood it, smiled and appreciated: "Prudence is the first rule, I remember I said that your merits are not blind, not blindly followed...... It seems that you have seen a lot of things, but I believe you have not seen them all, if you have doubts, you may as well say it and I can answer it for you. If you've seen enough deeply, I don't mind carrying you...... You've tried my line of work, good cigarettes, good wine, good gifts, and you're in and out of a five-star hotel every three or five times, so why can't you take out a woman's money like you......"
This is really hurting his self-esteem, but Shuai Lang has long been accustomed to a life similar to having no self-esteem, snorting his nose, hehe smiled, noncommittal.
However, the more cautious he was, the more helpless Gu Qingzhi was, and after a long silence, Gu Qingzhi couldn't help it, and threw an olive branch and said: "That's it, let's be simple and direct, you said, the show is over, and we are about to break up,...... Well, I'll take out a breakup fee of 10,000, if you can explain the ins and outs of this number, the breakup fee will belong to you, and you will be scattered; I can't tell, I'm sorry, you're going to have to walk bare-assed......"
"Uncle, this is where I don't like you anymore, why is this? I'm going to say wrong, you laugh at me and increase your sense of accomplishment; I'm going to say right, you turn a corner and change your words or laugh at me, I have already expressed my respect and admiration for you just now, why bother to bait me to seduce me into the trap? Shuai Lang said, in a very unceremonious tone, as soon as he heard this, Gu Qingzhi grinned, patted the table and said: "Yes, I'm such an adult and still make this joke with you?" What, I'm afraid I won't be able to come up with the money? ”
"That's not it, you made a lot of money on this list, 10,000 yuan is just a drizzle, you just want to verify whether it has been hidden from everyone's eyes, why should I satisfy you?" Shuai Lang snorted, and he was as proud as ever, choking Gu Qingzhi and glaring at Shuai Lang, but he couldn't say a word of-for-tat.
Shuai Lang was a little proud, this bait was not hooked, at this time, he guessed what he saw, the pieces were so scattered, and it was a specious guess about what Gu Qingzhi was going to do, although at this time he felt that this guess should be ten times wrong, but some things still can't be easily spoken, especially when it comes to economic interests, such a big bait, it is better to be cautious without a firm grasp of it.
"Okay, you really don't want this 10,000 yuan, do you?" Gu Qingzhi seemed to be annoyed, and asked righteously.
"Of course, I'm a very principled person, and I'm not sure who will bet this with you." Shuai Lang said.
"That's ...... I change the need, 10,000 yuan to buy a chance that we don't hide from each other, you help me verify, I also help you verify, whether it's right or wrong, the money belongs to you, how about it? You will get 10,000 horizontally and vertically, so it doesn't violate your principles. Gu Qingzhi said again, almost giving away the money. Shuai Lang thought about it, squinted his eyes, and smiled: "It's pretty much the same, if you say that, I won't stick to my principles...... Okay, let's get started, but let's not be angry, I don't mean anything towards you, and we're all in the same boat, right? ”
When Gu Qingzhi heard it, he was also happy, he liked Shuai Lang a little bit, if it was difficult for a person to tell the truth, it would be considered an excellent quality for a certain profession, and when he heard Shuai Lang's opening remarks, he smiled and nodded, acquiescing to a group.
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"Actually, it's very simple, I guess we met in the park that day, and you found that I am a smarter person than others, and the difference between honest appearance and surname is too big, and you just need me to be such an honest follower...... What for? Let Qi Qi Crotch Village look like a place to live for a long time, after all, you don't pretend to be here alone, right? So you paid 3,000 yuan to invite me to be such a trickster, right? …… And there is another meaning, deceiving others will bring psychological satisfaction to the perpetrator, and if you put all kinds of signs in front of others, if others can't see and guess, is that feeling of self-satisfaction stronger...... For this stronger satisfaction, even now he does not hesitate to spend another 10,000 yuan, uncle, why bother? In fact, it is enough to be able to deceive Hua Chenyi, at least there are few people in Zhongzhou who are as bold and knowledgeable as you. ”
Shuai Lang said, a few sentences described, this time I don't shy away from it, I didn't feel Gu Qingzhi's malice towards him from beginning to end, and this 10,000 yuan is just a drop in the bucket for Lao Gu's big fraud at this time, so he won't play tricks on this little money, and even Shuai Lang believes that he is afraid that he will be cultivated by Gu Qingzhi as a candidate liar.
"Hehe, that's right, but it's too general, it's not so easy to deceive Hua Chenyi, have you figured out the relationship between the characters?" Gu Qingzhi asked questions as if he were in class.
"**Don't leave ten, I thought about it later, you deliberately let me see it, I think your structure should be like this: the fat man nicknamed the file cannon in the park introduced the sentence and said, 'The old man who bought aquatic products introduced them', this sentence is very important. Kou Zhong is the identity of a small boss, and his name will be passed on by drinking, chatting and farting in his circle, so every once in a while, someone may come to the door to give you a small amount of money to spend, maybe Huang Xiao has already informed you of the true identity of the person who came to tell the fortune teller, so after a long time, your name as a fortune teller has spread, this is your way of survival...... In fact, the mystery here is that there is an exact source, and even you don't use the trick of 'father and mother die first' to tell the origin of the three fat people, that day was purely to tease them, you, Kou Zhong, and Huang Xiao are the closest...... This time, with your identity, you can't reach the level of President Hua, there should be a matchmaker among them, this person I want to think about, it should be President Wang Xiurang......"
"You can't guess out of thin air, you have to convince me?"
"Tell you about Hua Chenyi's relocation of the grave, and then point Chen Ang and Secretary Liu to the door, lead everyone to the celebrity cemetery when looking for the dragon, and make alarmist statements there before urging blessings to create a terrifying atmosphere and disturb the audio-visual, it is all him...... If it weren't for President Wang, your name wouldn't have been known by Hua Chenyi, this is really okay, the two old men played tricks on a boss, hehe, and coaxed him around, or I said you are amazing!? ”
"Huh...... Haha......"
The topic was interrupted, Gu Qingzhi first chuckled, then raised his head and laughed, laughing that it was time for him to give Shuai Lang a thumbs up, just as he recognized it, he could guess that this had already made Gu Qingzhi feel that his level was not shallow, and he was laughing, but unexpectedly said abruptly: "Feng Shanxiong is also your accomplice, right?" ”
"You mean that Boss Feng? I really don't know. Gu Qingzhi's face turned pale, he shook his head very casually, remained silent, and then looked at Shuai Lang who was staring at him and didn't seem to believe it, which was solemn: "Don't look at it like this, I really don't know, or President Wang knows?" ”
"Impossible, President Wang doesn't necessarily know, you definitely know." Shuai Lang said.
"How is it possible, you can't lie nonsense, those people didn't even look at me a few times." Gu Qingzhi Dao, not like strong self-justification, but like he really doesn't know this line.
"By the way, here's the flaw."
Shuai Lang said, as soon as he said that Gu Qingzhi was stunned and listened attentively, he heard Shuai Lang explain: "On the surface, you don't know each other at all, so Boss Feng didn't even look at you a few times, just greeted Mr. Hua and his party...... But in fact, the flaws appear here, as far as your appearance goes there, it is the focus, even Mrs. Hua is not as high as your return rate, if you see it for the first time, they can look at you without any surprise in their eyes, is it possible? Can you be ignored by people who are dressed as fairy? I only glanced at it, and I didn't even guess to know that you guys were ......"
Shuai Lang revealed the bottom, and this unexpected bottom was revealed, which made Gu Qingzhi stunned for a long time, obviously exceeding the assessment standard, and faintly made him feel a trace of panic, but these people were not recognized by President Wang, paused for a moment, smiled suddenly, smiled and opened his eyebrows and wrinkles, nodded and said, "Yes, it's my accomplice...... Oh, yes, I didn't mistake you. What's next? ”
"Do you need to say anything else? It's just a gang of deception......" Shuai Lang said.
"Wait...... It's not as simple as you say, there are so many things that need to be done to get there, and it's too easy to put it in a word...... And yes, it's not necessarily all fake, for example, this feng shui theory is not fake, you have to understand, you have to be able to convince others, right? ”
"Fake."
"How so?"
"You have a tiger hanging down the mountain in the middle hall here, I have consulted, but you can hang the mountain tiger but not the mountain tiger, the legend is that there is a spirit, the mountain tiger will hurt people, you really understand the yin and yang of the saying how can you not know this taboo?"
"Oh, this is a deliberate flaw to test whether Hua Chenyi understands a little feng shui, it seems that he didn't see it, but you can see it...... yes, I know about this taboo, so I don't live here. ”
"Yay......"
Gu Qingzhi instantly gave a very reasonable and impeccable reason, and choked Shuai Lang at once, staring at it, can't this person get thicker and thicker the older he gets, and he has learned to use strong words.
It's a bit of a strong word, but it seems to be a foreshadowing for the following, and the old man owes his body to live: "For example, you have to know how to find the dragon and fix the hole, right, otherwise how can others believe you?" Don't believe it, I was really a dragon seeker more than ten years ago, and today you have also seen that the compass is a little bit of a hand, and it is directly the burial place of dignitaries, which is enough to prove..."
"Fake."
"How can it be fake, I pointed out that it is indeed the dragon's lair."
"It's the dragon's lair, but it's all Hua Chenyi can't buy, it's either a high-level cemetery or a huge rich burial place, you just used this to provoke Hua Chenyi's heart, and provoked him to find a tomb that surpasses others, which is exactly what you want. The psychology of comparison is not only for the poor, but even more so for the rich. ”
"That doesn't prove that I don't have the ability to point to the dragon's lair?"
"Hehe, uncle, I also discovered this by accident, it seems that someone has already explored the national tomb, Qinglong Mountain, and the cemetery of the ancestors in advance, and it is simply fully prepared, accurate little by little, and it can't be bought at the special point...... Actually, Uncle Gu, I don't believe that there is perfection in the world, since there is no perfection, there is no seamless, the reason why Hua Chenyi took the bait is because his thinking is controlled by you, and as you said, it is because the heart is connected......"
Shuai Lang said vaguely, as soon as he arrived here, the old man's face was slightly surprised, and at this time he felt that there was more than he imagined in front of him, I don't know whether it was a blessing or a curse, a worry or a joy, coughed a few times, and groped for a cigarette, and took a puff, the surprise on his face when the smoke ring was spit out was gone, and he was not sure or denied the matter in advance, and then looked at Shuai Lang at this time, which greatly increased Gu Qingzhi's interest, and he smoked a few mouths before glancing over and asking: "What about the celebrity cemetery?" Dozens of people have seen it with their own eyes, and I'm afraid it won't take a few days for the whole town of Zouma Town to know. ”
Quieted down, this is a hurdle, a hurdle that Gu Qingzhi did not show any traces to Shuai Lang privately, with Gu Qingzhi's expectation, it is already beyond expectations to be able to make Shuai Lang difficult here, after finishing speaking, he looked at Shuai Lang's expression, but he didn't see the kind of confused eyes he was looking forward to seeing, not only did he not see it, but it made Shuai Lang even more disdainful, snorted in his nose, didn't say a word, got up, walked to the corner of the house and pulled the outfit he had just replaced, this action made Gu Qingzhi pay attention, and looked at Shuai Lang a little puzzled.
The answer was immediately revealed, and in the black silk clothes, he handsomely pulled out a thing, and when he saw that thing, Gu Qingzhi pouted, which was very unexpected; The second thing was pulled out again, which made Gu Qingzhi gasp, a little embarrassed.
It's the big pen like a rafter and the box of inferior ink cartridges, and there are even more powerful ones, after groping a few times, he actually dug out a few pages of yellow mounted paper, took three things back to the main hall and stood in front of the table, without waiting for Gu Qingzhi to speak, Shuai Lang dipped the residual ink and put a little tip on the yellow mounting that was folded into a small paper lump, and then folded and opened it in front of Gu Qingzhi's eyes...... So the out-of-phase of a rune reappeared, a gentle drop of ink seeped straight into several layers like a directional blast, and a yellow dot penetrated into a line, Shuai Lang smiled and asked:
"I am the nth generation of personal disciples of the Luanshan Sect, what does the master think?"
Sizzle...... Gu Qingzhi gasped a little uncomfortable, but he didn't know how the things he threw away at that time ended up in Shuai Lang's hands, and there was ink, and there was yellow mounting, and he dared to love this kid's hands and feet more neatly than Feng Shanxiong, and told Feng Shanxiong in advance to pack up this thing, but he didn't know how it was touched by Shuai Lang, and after being stunned, Gu Qingzhi asked in surprise: "How did this thing get into your hands?" ”
"Tell me what you want, and I'll tell you how I got it." Shuai Lang kneaded the mounted paper and urged the narrow road.
"Tell you, you can't deserve it, the sap juice, turtle urine as a guide, and the ink made of water, the ink needs to be made of pine smoke ink...... Cuttlefish meal is also fine, but it can't seep that deep. Gu Qingzhi put the bottom down, patted his thigh at the bottom, and complained that Feng Shanxiong was not doing things well, and Shuai Lang smiled and also revealed the bottom: "...... This joint play is my cooperation, you give me 10,000 is not wronged, your people are too slow, I feel that there is a problem when he brags about a charm, this seems to be an introduction, to lure you out, so I paid attention, you threw it, I quietly picked it up...... And then as soon as they noticed you going up the mountain, I took the cartridge away, and no one paid attention to it, so I went into the management office and tossed around for a while, and I tried it, yes, I can be a master too......"
Shuai Lang said eloquently, the more he said, the more ridiculous it became, the crumpled paper ball Huang Yu learned the master's posture, threw it behind him, and the dripping paper ball knocked on the door and made a soft sound, which startled the pensive Gu Qingzhi, raised his eyelids, his eyes lit up, and asked quietly: "You won't even learn how to move bats, right?" ”
"This ......" Shuai Lang's eyes rolled, and his color was slightly obvious.
"This trick even Feng Shanxiong, even Wang Xiurang can't say why, it finally stumped you, it's really not easy......" Gu Qingzhi was a little complacent at this time, holding the teacup, making tea and putting it to his lips, and then looking at the muscles on Shuai Lang's face pumping up, it was obviously the kind of embarrassment that he knew it was a scam and didn't know where the deception came from, in fact, this appearance did make Gu Qingzhi feel quite accomplished.
It's like making a choice of intelligence and skill, I've played a big trick in front of your eyes, but you can't tell how I did it, and the satisfaction is naturally a little more.
Unexpectedly, looking at Shuai Lang's face, he just waited for Gu Qingzhi to breathe a sigh of relief, smiled evilly, and said with a smile: "It's blood, right?" ”
Belch...... Gu Qingzhi shivered when he heard that his hands were unsteady, and he spilled half of the tea, staring at Shuai Lang in dismay.
Originally, there were still some doubts, but the old man's performance made Shuai Lang ten percent sure, and said with a smile and disdain: "...... What do you think I'm doing with a gray face, as soon as I say that the vision appears and others don't believe it, I believe it will appear, so I take advantage of the dark and no one pays attention to drill into the mountain, I found that the bats fly and gather on a few points, a few points are in the grass outside the graveyard, on the trees, I drilled over and touched the sticky and thick and couldn't see anything, but when I smelled it, it was blood, you may not know, I am greedy, I love to eat blood rice, I am very sensitive to this thing, and the day I went to see you, Huang Xiaozheng is commanding a group of people to kill insects and extract blood......... This is reasonable, if you recruit dozens of bats, anyone can do it, but with such a big deal, except for this aquatic product seller, no one else can really do it...... It's not that the earth's eye hole is open and the yin qi is leaking out, it's the bats smelling the smell and looking for food......"
Everything is just like this, sparse and urgent, there is no mystery at all after Shuai Lang threw it out, just like the photo of the South China Tiger that was circulated for a while, which was taken on the wall calendar; It is also like the gimmick of extracting oil from water many years ago, and pseudo-science has spread all over the country; is also more like the famous Tantric International ** Master, who found that the peasant master with primary school education had deceived 200 million after revealing the bottom. The truth is often followed by a ridiculous farce.
Gu Qingzhi was speechless, and gently put down the tea in his hand that he had time to sip in the future, the expression on his face was a little appreciative, solemn and solemn, looking at the handsome man who smiled unexpectedly, he felt that he was out of sight again, and the sudden thought made him want to speak and stop, even he felt that this last veil might have been peeped through by this good-looking guy.
At this time, the soft sound of the engine was already heard outside, it was a car coming, it stopped at the bottom of the slope, honking the horn, it was Huang Xiao coming, Gu Qingzhi tapped his index finger on the table, and he couldn't make up his mind for a long time.........