Chapter 164: Burning the Ass
Red candle wine, set off the atmosphere is indispensable, exquisite porcelain plates and silver tableware, full of aristocratic atmosphere, as well as top steaks, good Wangzi milk, plus an affectionate handsome gentleman, now there is less an elegant and charming lady,
This is the surprise that Wu Ming prepared for Leng Bingbing, the belated Valentine's Day dinner, everything is ready, Wu Ming slapped his palms, his eyes were revealed, it was really perfect, he didn't notice that there was a portrait of a human head hanging on the wall next to the dining table, against the backdrop of red candles, this scene looked like a mourning hall full of romantic flavor,
made a phone call to Leng Bingbing, knowing that she was already on the way back, Wu Ming showed an evil smile, my lovely cow come back quickly, and after a few glasses of wine, the fire ignited the dry wood, and the wonderful night began,
After lighting the dozen red candles placed around the living room, Wu Ming returned to the room, and after a while, he wore a pair of big pants, walked through the living room shirtless, and then hummed a small tune into the bathroom, he was going to give his second brother a good grooming and dressing, and strive to leave a good impression on others,
As soon as he closed the door, one of the candlesticks on the low cabinet next to the sofa suddenly broke, and the burning candle fell on the sofa......
The bathroom was full of smoke, Wu Ming sniffed, as if he smelled a pungent smell of smoke, he frowned, it seemed to be the smell of burnt cowhide, did someone cook the leather shoes at home to eat, the taste is too unique, I don't know if to add green onions,
Soon, the smoke seeped in from the crack in the bathroom door, Wu Ming found that the situation was wrong, he put on his pants in shock, as soon as he opened the bathroom door, the choking smoke immediately rushed to his face, he hurriedly closed the door, quickly turned around and climbed up the small window of the bathroom, thought about it and bounced back, this is the seventh floor,
Holding a towel soaked in water to cover his mouth and nose, Wu Ming rushed out of the bathroom like lightning, the fire area in the living room was quite large, he didn't think about extinguishing the fire at all, he opened the door directly, and jumped out enchantingly in his pants.
"It's a fire, everyone hurry up and run for your life."
Soon, the entire building and the nearby residents all gathered downstairs to the fire, and everyone looked at the fire with concern, especially the residents in the nearby area, they were very worried that the fire would spread to their homes.
In the crowd of watchers, Wu Ming, who only wore a pair of pants, was so distinct, so outstanding, there were more people watching him than watching the fire, who is this person, how can he run out without wearing clothes, and he is still shameless,
Watching the smoke drift out of the window, Wu Ming felt a little embarrassed, and glanced at a very beautiful young woman standing beside him, he winked at the young woman, and asked with interest: "Little sister-in-law, do you like to watch fires?" ”
The young woman rolled her eyes and said angrily, "I like it." ”
"It's really tasteful." Wu Ming gave a thumbs up and proudly showed off: "The one who is on fire is our house, is this fire burning very imposing, it looks spectacular." ”
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At the same time as the fire truck arrived, Leng Bingbing also returned downstairs, she effortlessly found Wu Ming, who was unique in the crowd, she wanted to come forward to ask, but she was ashamed, so she quietly hid aside, pretending not to know the man with pants who was not ashamed.
The sharp-eyed Wu Ming also found Leng Bingbing, and after hesitating for a moment, he walked up to Leng Bingbing and said with a dry smile: "You're back." ”
Leng Bingbing secretly glanced at the others, and after finding that no one was paying attention to them, he said with a gloomy face: "It seems that my house is on fire, can you tell me what's going on." ”
Wu Ming touched his chin and said calmly: "It's true that our family is right, I think it should be a short circuit in the wire." ”
Said coldly: "Is this what you gave me?" ”
Wu Ming asked cautiously, "Do you feel surprised?" ”
"What do you say?" Coldly asked rhetorically, who wants to hand a brick to her now, she will not hesitate to pat Wu Ming's head,
Wu Ming muttered aggrievedly: "This is a natural disaster, and you can't blame me." ”
Leng Bingbing roared with an indignant face: "Aren't you at home, why don't you save it when the fire is burning." ”
"I was taking a bath, and when I came out, the fire was already burning so big that I couldn't ......save it at all," Wu Ming sighed, and then said with a happy face: "Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise it would have burned my butt." ”
He snorted coldly and said, "There is not enough success, but there is more than failure." ”
The fire was quickly extinguished, Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing returned home, there was still standing water in the hall, the walls were blackened by the smoke, and several sets of sofas in the living room were burned to the skeleton, and white smoke was still emitting, fortunately, the fire did not spread to other rooms, only the living room was on fire,
The firefighters were still spraying water on the furniture that caught fire in the living room and the gas pipes in the kitchen, Wu Ming returned to the room tremblingly, and he could still smell the pungent smell of smoke, he hurriedly put on his clothes,
Then, Wu Ming walked into the cold room, and seeing that she was packing her things, Wu Ming scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry." ”
glanced at Wu Ming coldly, and said angrily: "Why apologize, you said that this is a natural disaster." ”
Wu Ming said hesitantly: "I want to say...... That ......"
"What the hell are you trying to say?"
"I seem to have guessed the cause of the fire...... Wu Ming smiled wryly and said with difficulty: "It may be the fire caused by the candle I lit in the living room." ”
Leng Bingbing was so angry that he smoky, and roared: "You idiot, what are you doing lighting candles in the living room." ”
Wu Ming sighed helplessly: "I originally prepared a romantic red wine steak dinner, I wanted to ...... with you"
"Could you please come out first?"
The fireman's shout interrupted Wu Ming's words, what did he want to do with me, did he want to propose to me, his cold heart was like a deer, his pretty face was flushed, he deliberately prepared a red wine steak dinner, it seems that it should be,
After all the firefighters left, Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing simply packed some valuables and walked out of the house.
After loading all the luggage into the car, seeing that Wu Ming was still depressed, thinking of the embarrassment that he was only wearing a pair of pants just now, he laughed coldly, and said softly: "Don't be depressed, it's okay." ”
Wu Mingxi said with a smile: "You are not angry. ”
He replied coldly, "I'm hungry." ”
Is she giving herself a chance to make up for her mistakes, Wu Ming said excitedly: "How about I invite you to Caesar's Palace for a big dinner." ”
Looking at Wu Ming's excited face, his cold pretty face slowly heated up, I don't know if he will propose to me again, should I agree to him,
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Caesars Palace is a high-end business hotel integrating catering, entertainment and accommodation, with five-star hardware standards, after eating, sending Leng Bingbing back to her parents' house, Wu Ming returned to the hotel, burned her house, Wu Ming did not have the face to live in her parents' house again,
Back in the room, Wu Ming took a new shower, just lived together for a day and separated due to external factors, it was really depressing, turned on the desktop computer in the hotel, he was ready to have some fun, and after tinkering for a while, he found a paid chat website,
As a fan of sub-extinguishing discs, Wu Ming specially set up a bank card to watch paid movies, and after a familiar operation, there was a gorgeous girl avatar on his QQ, and the video was quickly connected.
The girl with heavy makeup waved her hand in the video and said with a coquettish smile: "Big brother, good evening, I'm Xiaomei." ”
Looking at the girl with a good figure, Wu Ming's eyes turned a little green, and he said in a deep voice: "Are you a real person, in order to prove that you are not a video recording, I will give you a minute to undress." ”
"Our website has been open for so long, and it has always been honest management, okay, then I'll take off my clothes first." The girl laughed, and then really took off her clothes, and just as she was stripped off to only her underwear, an old woman appeared behind her,
Wu Ming showed a stunned expression, pointed at his computer screen with his finger, and whispered, "Your grandmother seems to be behind." ”
"Someone's grandmother is ahead." The girl smiled coquettishly, she also covered her chest and shook twice, as if a broom had knocked the camera away, and after a scream, the sound and the picture were all interrupted,
Wu Mingleng paused for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing, his eyes were about to flow out with laughter, spending money just to have fun, tonight the money was really worth it, it was really laughing, at this moment, the phone in the room rang,
Wu Ming's expression moved, he walked to the head of the bed and picked up the earpiece, and said kindly: "Hey." ”
A gentle female voice sounded: "Hello, sir, do you need room service?" ”
Room service, Wu Ming said with a disappointed face: "No need." ”
"Our service is very attentive."
Wu Ming showed a trace of disdain and asked: "How thoughtful, Lao Tzu is very angry now, and wants to explode chrysanthemums, can your hotel provide it, cut ......?"
Without waiting for a reply, Wu Ming hung up the phone and hurriedly returned to the computer, just when he changed to a girl and was about to add friends to chat, the doorbell in the room rang, and he had to put down the headset to open the door.
After looking through the cat's eye and making sure that there were no risk factors, Wu Ming opened the door and looked at the three men pestle outside the door, and he asked coldly, "Who are you and what are you going to do." ”
A young man with oily hair and a powdery face smiled lewdly: "We are the person you are looking for, and we are here to serve you." ”
Wu Ming looked puzzled: "Service, what service." ”
The oily-haired young man pushed the two heavily fat-faced men beside him in front of Wu Ming, and asked in a low voice, "What do you think of our two handsome guys, do you like it?" ”
Looking at the two men who were bowing their heads, Wu Ming instantly understood something, he immediately got goosebumps, the service of this hotel is really thoughtful, he yelled angrily: "You all get out of here, what Lao Tzu is looking for is a woman." ”
Bang, Wu Ming slammed the door hard, the three men peeped at each other outside the door, and the oily-haired young man gritted his teeth and raised his middle finger, damn heterosexual, looking for a woman and not talking early, wasting the old lady's time,