Chapter 120: The Incident Is Over
Half an hour later, Yang Wei finally understood what Xu Zixuan was talking about.
"You... It means that because there are too many girls chasing you and wanting to be with you... And you can't accept it, so you have to go to the temple to become a monk? Yang Wei held the water glass, stared at Xu Zixuan with big eyes and said incredulously.
"Hmm...," Xu Zixuan nodded depressedly, "I really can't think of any other way..."
"Ahhh What kind of world is this?! Yang Wei angrily drank the water in the cup, "Nima, do you know how many fishing lines in this world can only hide in the room and masturbate themselves on the computer screen because they can't catch up with women?" Don't say anything else... Just look at me, huh?! Such a handsome and dashing and suave handsome guy can only find my right hand as a girlfriend... You're good... If it's cheap, it's still good, isn't it? Nima is being chased by someone and wants to be a monk? You're wasting too much of a resource, aren't you? Is your brain broken? β
"Then you tell me... What am I going to do? Xu Zixuan raised his head and looked lightly at the obscene fat man in front of him who claimed to be a handsome guy.
"What to do? Come on? Yang Wei couldn't help but look at Xu Zixuan with a smile.
"Up? On what? β
"People?! Is it an old sow?! β
Xu Zixuan slowly waved his clenched fist arm in front of Yang Wei a few times, and the obscene fat man immediately became honest.
"Uh... I mean, why do you care so much about him? People like you, you can't get rid of it, you can't get rid of it, so let's go... Well, to change the word, then enjoy! β
"I'm a human, not an animal... It's not the kind of animal that just finds a random partner to vent to when it's in heat..."
"You've got to figure it out... It's not you who is in heat right now... Is it those girls around you? β
"And you're not an animal? What is it that a man is not an animal? Is it difficult or a plant? Microbe? Yang Wei pursed his mouth, "Let's make an analogy!" You're not human now..."
"What?"
"Listen to me, okay? You're a lion now... Ah, a lion... What a foreign atmosphere, how magnificent! Yang Wei hurriedly appeased Xu Zixuan. Dissatisfied? Then you're the lion king, so it's okay... Then you think. Do you often have lionesses hanging around you? Showing you goodwill... Courtship... Even if you're embarrassed, you're entangled... I don't know which lioness to choose to mate with... In the end, he was forced to become a monk and lion king... You're pure. But the lioness also has to be in estrus, and she also asks for a couple! Co-authored people dangle in front of your lion king all day long, you don't look at people properly, and finally go to become a monk... What is this? And you think you're the only one in the whole lion pack? There are other male lions watching around... The lioness turned her head, yes, there's a male here... Gotta do it, let's make do with it, let's be comfortable first... What do you think it's like to see you as a lion king? β
Xu Zixuan looked at Yang Wei dumbfounded, and slowed down for a while before he said in a daze, "I have to say." Your analogy is too vulgar... Tacky... But there is a reason for it..."
"Why don't you lose it?! It's just a wise saying! Yang Wei clapped his hands and said down, "What do you think, what are you struggling with and undecided for now?" Isn't it that you can't put everyone down! If you really don't feel it... You're still struggling with?! Wouldn't it be over if she just let her stay cool?! β
"Hmm... That's true..."
"Although I have a really bad impression of that berserk girl... But to be honest, that is really charming... It's tempting enough, the figure, the eyes... It's like a hook that hooks people's hearts..."
"Ahem..."Xu Zixuan couldn't help it, "Don't kick your nose in the face, it's almost enough!" β
"Hehe, look... Look... Is this maintained? Yang Wei smiled. Brother, if you want me to say, kill people and set fires to do bad things... You're always an expert..."
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"Uh... That's not the point... The point is that I am the master of deducting the female bubble girl, listen to me. That's right! β
"You? Master? Hehe... Huh..."
"Brother, don't you believe it?! Don't think I'm staying at home all day watching a little movie... Youth romance dramas are also one of my big hobbies! What mainland drops, Hong Kong and Taiwan drops, South Korean drops, Japanese drops... I've done all the research..."
"Tut-tut... Also research..."
"Hehe, brother. To be honest with you, there are 800 of these romantic dramas I have watched over the years, if not 1000. Isn't the old saying good, haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? That's all you. The TV series has been solved thoroughly... Why bother with this?! β
"Have you ever acted in a TV series?" Xu Zixuan suddenly became emotional.
"Well, it has to drop..."
"How did people solve it on TV?"
Yang Wei smashed his eyelids and didn't speak.
"Ahh
"Brother, don't be angry?!"
"Nonsense, am I guilty of being angry with you for the sake of the TV series?"
"Generally, when you encounter this situation, either the male protagonist hangs up, and the heroines are heartbroken and left home... Otherwise, the heroines will hang up, and the male protagonist will be heartbroken and wander the world... Or..."
"..."This tragic, the corners of Xu Zixuan's mouth twitched when he listened, "Or what?" β
"Or the hero and heroine will hang up together... The whole drama is over! β
"I..." Xu Zixuan couldn't bear it anymore, raised his big fist and smashed it at Yang Wei, "How can I believe in your pig's foolishness... I'm so sorry..."
"Ahh Brother, stop fighting... If you fight again, you will die..."
Ten minutes later, Yang Wei lay on the sofa and hummed.
"I said, brother... You're really going to do it... I'm afraid I've broken a few ribs..."
"You say... The skin is still itchy, isn't it? β
"But seriously, brother, I really don't understand you! Why do you have to look at these girls as individuals? Oh, you're Jung so-yeon, you're Bae so-ji... Who are you...
"What do you mean? Want to fool me again? β
"Don't dare! I'll just go into one last sentence. I don't understand why you can't just see them as a whole. A group of women who love you and can't live without you... Isn't that the end of it? Your goal has changed from an individual to a group, a team, and you are no longer responsible for each individual, but for the team. As for whether these women choose to stay on the team. That's their business... Isn't that a lot easier? β
"......" Xu Zixuan looked at Yang Wei dumbfounded and didn't speak for a long time.
Then, Pia. A big slap slapped Yang Wei on the back.
"Ahh Hit me again? Come on, the Grim Reaper has killed. Help me! Yang Wei roared pitifully.
"Nonsense for a long time ... That's it! Xu Zixuan muttered to himself.
At 9 o'clock in the evening, Xiao Guozi also rushed back to the office.
Looking at Yang Wei who was lying on the sofa and humming, Xiao Guozi not only didn't waste his saliva to ask what happened, but he didn't even waste a glance at his eyes, and he didn't bother to glance in Yang Wei's direction.
"Did it go well?" Xu Zixuan seems to have defeated his demons, showing that he is refreshed and full of confidence.
"Hmm...," Xiao Guozi nodded while drinking water, "The embassy attaches great importance to what I said, and immediately arranged a confidential hotline to contact the country." I personally briefed Minister Zhang on our plans. Minister Zhang agrees in principle, but he still has to coordinate with other ministries and commissions, after all, such a big matter involves more than just one department of the military..."
"Then our action..."Xu Zixuan muttered for a while.
"Minister Zhang means that let's make a fuss in South Korea first, and don't act without permission first..."Xiao Guozi put down the water cup and paused, "But I know, brother, you will definitely not listen to Minister Zhang..."
"Begging for a beating..."Xu Zixuan glanced at Xiao Guozi, "What?" In your hearts, I really just don't follow the rules. Someone who can only kill people and set fires to do bad things? β
"Murder and arson to do bad things?" Xiao Guozi muttered to himself, "No, brother, why do you think so?" Who said this? β
"He..." Xu Zixuan lightly pointed at Yang Wei who was lying on the sofa like a dead dog.
"Oh... Then it's not surprising that he looks like this now..."Xiao Guozi shrugged his shoulders loosely. Then he quickly retracted his gaze, "Brother, what do you want to do?" Now we don't have domestic support..."
"Actually, I never thought of asking for domestic support..."Xu Zixuan's eyes kept flashing. What's more, the country can't give us any support... All I want is an attitude... And this attitude... Minister Zhang has already given it to us..."
"......" Xiao Guozi was confused. But he will definitely not like to stalk like Yang Wei, and he will not give up until everything is clear.
Xu Zixuan paced back and forth in the living room. Then he spoke.
"Huh? What's that? Impotence? Xiao Guozi can't understand this title completely.
At this moment, Yang Wei, who was lying on the sofa, raised his right hand tremblingly. "I'm here..."
Xiao Guozi was petrified at that time.
"Don't pretend... Hurry up and get up and work..."Xu Zixuan looked at Yang Wei and said slowly, "Guo Zi, without further ado, tomorrow you rush to Japan as soon as possible... Hurry up and book Guo Zi a ticket to Tokyo tomorrow at the earliest..."
"To Japan? Why are you going to Japan? Xiao Guozi asked puzzled.
"Of course, going to Japan is to meet important people..."Xu Zixuan said in a deep voice, "Since Minister Zhang still needs time, then we will take the first step." We're going to find the CIA connector ourselves..."
βCIAοΌβ Xiao Guozi's body shook, "Brother, the important people in the CIA can be connected if they want to connect?" Even if the headquarters wants to connect with the CIA, it will have to go through a lot of procedures..."
"Don't worry..."Xu Zixuan patted with a smile, "When you go out in the field, you will understand that many times an old fieldmate has far more information than the headquarters..."
After speaking, Xu Zixuan picked up a piece of white paper from the coffee table, wrote down an address and handed it to Xiao Guozi.
"Go here to find this person..."Xu Zixuan pointed to the white paper and said, "But don't worry, first explore the situation on the periphery." If this old family as a whole is drunk and dreaming outside, I will go directly to him in my name; If he stays at the office door every day, he doesn't go out... You're going to get him in trouble again... And then go to him... I'm sure he'll be friendly and sincere to see you..."
"This..."Xiao Guozi pinched the white paper and looked at Xu Zixuan incredulously.
"Sometimes, errands... It's that simple... Go ahead! β
After explaining Xiao Guozi's itinerary, Xu Zixuan turned his attention to Yang Wei again.
"Impotence..."
"Ahh
"You said it didn't go well to register a company today?"
"Uh... Can't blame me for this?! Who knew that it would take so many procedures to run a company in this broken country... A lot of the procedures can't be done online..."
"Okay, I'll give you a month..."Xu Zixuan paused and nodded, "After a month, I don't care if you buy or NWS, at least five companies will be in hand... And it's five companies with a very clean foundation... Have faith? β
"Uh..." Yang Wei rolled his eyes and nodded dejectedly.
"That's right... Xiao Guozi went to Japan... No matter how much that old guy drops, he will be entangled with Xiao Guozi for a month... A month later, our operation officially began..."
"Arnold..."Yang Wei raised his hand weakly.
"Say..."
"Xiao Guozi and I have jobs, what about you? Why are you going this month? β
"Me?" Xu Zixuan tilted his head and smiled knowingly, "According to your experience... I'm going to form a group..."
"Huh?"
"Ahh Xu Zixuan looked at Yang Wei with disgust, "Do you think readers like to see your long and cute speeches?" People are looking at girls... I watched the ambiguous interaction between me and my sister..."
"Don't..."Yang Wei looked at Xu Zixuan with tears in his eyes, "Doesn't it mean that I'm the protagonist now... How do you say that you do such good things as ambiguous interactions? β
"Get out... You don't have the life of a pig's foot..."Xu Zixuan pursed his mouth, "Be content, don't provoke the author, and finally press a tragic protagonist for you... Hehe! β
"You're all bad people... They all bully me! Yang Wei looked up and sighed, bursting into tears. (To be continued......)