Chapter 31: I can't bear it
After listening to Daotong's words, Zhang Shun complained in his heart that the price was sky-high, the rock was already strong enough to make him look up, this Caiyunzi little Dao Gu was stronger than the rock stone? How bad does that have to be? However, he was frightened in his heart, his face was still calm as usual, and he nodded and said, "I see." ”
Seeing that Zhang Shun was no longer a problem, Caiyunzi asked, "Are you ...... What's the matter with you, ...... Fast...... Say it. ”
Zhang Shun thought hard and said, "What about this...... My matter is very difficult, I'm afraid you won't agree. ”
Caiyunzi snorted unconvinced: "...... again No matter how difficult it is, I ...... All...... You can do it all. ”
Zhang Shun pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Okay! He sat on the ground and pursed his lips at Caiyunzi.
Caiyunzi was stunned and asked curiously, "What are you ...... This is to be done...... Do? ”
Zhang Shun pouted and said vaguely, "Kiss me." ”
Caiyunzi was taken aback, her face turned crimson, and she was so anxious that she didn't stammer: "Presumptuous!" Why should I kiss you? ”
Zhang Shun withdrew his pursed lips, still looking embarrassed: "I'll just say it's very difficult, you also said that you can do it, that day I made a bet with a friend, saying that if I broke a wooden bell, I could immediately call a Taoist priest over, if I lost, I would kiss the puppy, if I won, my friend would kiss the Taoist priest I called, and the rock ...... The fairy chief called over, but he didn't say a few words and he hurriedly ran away, this kiss is not over yet, now my friend is not there, the rock is not there, so we have to replace the two of us. ”
Caiyunzi heard that Zhang Shun was going to kiss the puppy, Yile, and after listening to it, he said angrily: "You ...... You scolded me...... Be...... Puppy. ”
Zhang Shun shook his head very seriously and said, "Of course not, how can you be a puppy if I win?" Come on, it's done after kissing. He pouted again.
Caiyunzi's face turned even redder, and she stretched out her hand to point to a Taoist boy: "Go...... Go kiss him...... He goes. After speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and said angrily: "Ming...... Obviously going to the right ...... Right...... Pay one and ...... Monk's! ”
Zhang Shun pouted and thought: How did Monk Shui meet Panshizi? After thinking about it for a long time, I suddenly realized that I almost laughed out loud.
Panshizi was scared away by the police that day, and when he returned to the Sorrowful Heaven Pavilion, he went to report to the master, and after talking about it, no one could understand.
Ran back to the Sorrowful Heaven Pavilion in one breath and didn't sweat, this rush was so anxious that the rock was sweating profusely, and he said again, none of the words were the same as before, and once again made everyone in a fog, fortunately, the master had more dealings with him, and probably summed up a few main points:
First, the person Li Yanming has to deal with is a monk who leads the practice;
Second, the strength of this monk who leads the cultivation is very average, and his strength is about the same as that of ordinary people;
Third, although the monk is weak, he has a very powerful magic weapon, as long as he recites the scriptures, the police will come;
Panshizi saw that the master actually understood his words, and he was so moved that he almost cried, he didn't know Zhang Shun's name, and he didn't realize what kind of fate Li Yanming would have after he left, and he didn't know that the third son of the Li family was already full of resentment towards the Sadness Heaven Pavilion, and his mind was full of Zhang Shun's words and his extremely powerful "magic weapon".
Seeing that Panshizi nodded vigorously, the master was relieved - isn't he just a monk? Didn't Li Yanming still have two wooden bells? The next time I see the monk, I can pinch the bell again, and the big deal is to waive the cost of the small bell.
The people of the Sad Heaven Pavilion waited for Li Yanming to pinch the bell, and they waited for half a month, thinking that this Li Yanming would not be killed by the monk, right? It was nothing that he was killed, after all, it was not the fault of the Sadness Pavilion that he didn't pinch the bells, but the two wooden bells were to be recovered.
Thinking like this, the master sent Panshizi's junior sister, that is, this Caiyunzi, down the mountain, and asked her to sense the wooden bell, if it was still on Li Yanming, he would help him do it; If it is buried, it will be taken back, and if you can't feel it, it means that it has been destroyed, so you will go back to the mountain.
Caiyunzi took four Taoist children down the mountain, and as soon as they came to the mountain on the outskirts of Qingji City, they sensed the wooden bell, and after determining that the wooden bell was still on a person, regardless of 3721, she ordered the Taoist to bring Zhang Shun, she didn't know Li Yanming, and mistakenly thought that Zhang Shun was the owner of the wooden bell.
Zhang Shun was secretly happy in his heart, and he had an idea, and said: "Okay, if you don't kiss, you won't kiss, deal with monks, right?" Do you know why I made a feud with that monk? ”
Caiyunzi shook her head.
Zhang Shun said: "He said that his name was also Li Yanming, and as soon as they met, he said that I was impersonating, and he had to say that he was the only and real Li Yanming, and he was looking for someone to beat me." ”
Caiyunzi said angrily: "Tai...... It's too domineering, the person with the same name ...... So much, why only ...... Only...... He can only call. ”
Zhang Shun slapped his thigh: "That's right!" That's the reason, you go and help me beat him up, but don't kill him, after all, this is not a mortal enemy, it's okay ......to break your hands and feet."
Caiyunzi said: "You take him ...... His address told me and I went...... Lesson...... Teach him a lesson. ”
Zhang Shunle's appearance of Li Yanming was explained in detail, and he told the address of the Li family's headquarters in Qingji City that he heard from Yu Xiaoyao, and explained: "When you go, you will say that you are from the Sadness Heaven Pavilion, come to Li Yanming, and their guards will let you in, and after meeting, he will definitely say that he is the real Li Yanming, don't listen to his explanation, first beat him up and then say, na, you are the middle bell, right?" I can also return your bell to you, I didn't do anything for me last time, this time I don't pinch it and return it to you directly, how about it? I'm kind, right? As he spoke, he took out the bell and handed it to Caiyunzi.
Caiyunzi took the intact wooden bell, her heart was very moved, she nodded heavily, she looked at Zhang Shun's mouth, and a red glow flew on her face again.
Looking at Caiyunzi's shy and cute appearance, Zhang Shun's heart suddenly twitched - he was pushing her into the fire pit, so how many supernatural people did the Li family's headquarters have to protect? After thinking for a while, he sighed and said: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can you not be stabbed, many things are actually involuntarily, you are too kind, I am afraid that you will suffer a lot of losses in the future, you still stay in the mountains if you have nothing to do, don't come down and wander around, if you meet a bad person like me again, I am afraid that you will be sold and you will still help you count the money." ”
Caiyunzi heard Zhang Shun praise her kindness, full of joy, and wanted to say that Zhang Shun was not a bad person, and remembered that he had just tricked himself into kissing him, indicating that being a person was indeed no better, but he couldn't agree with Zhang Shun's words that he was a bad person, and he didn't know what to do for a while, so he had to hold her wooden bell tightly and look down at his toes.
When Zhang Shun saw her like this, his sense of guilt became even stronger, and he scolded secretly: "Why are there a bunch of fools in this Sad Heaven Pavilion? It's hard to hate, the middle bell and the small bell are so stupid, and the big bell doesn't know how stupid it is? Thinking of this, he smiled bitterly and said: "Forget it, that Li Yanming and I don't have any deep hatred, last time I also pinched the bell on impulse, forget about this matter, I will return the big bell to you, and I will have nothing to do with your Sadness Pavilion in the future, you go, don't teach that Li Yanming a lesson, there may be many powerful people guarding him." ”
Caiyunzi shook her head stubbornly and said, "Master's handover...... I have explained, and the matter is ...... Things have to ...... Want...... I want to help you do it, and it's done...... I'll come back to you to collect ...... Harvest...... Take the fee, the big bell you ...... first Keep it for now, and get to ...... I'll be looking for you when the time comes. ”
Zhang Shunyi: "Pinch the bell and still charge?" ”
The Taoist boy on the side spoke again: "There is a charge for every bell pinched, and the cost is judged according to the size and difficulty of the matter." As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and ran behind a tree to hide.
Zhang Shun probably understood what was going on in his heart, and asked Caiyunzi: "I guess, if the big bell is pinched, it won't be your master going down the mountain, right?" ”
Caiyunzi said with some surprise: "Yes...... It's Big Brother, you...... How do you know...... Know?. ”
Zhang Shun sighed again and said softly, "Your master...... He's using you to make money......"
As soon as Caiyunzi heard someone say bad things about the master, her face turned red with anger, and she spoke a lot more smoothly: "You talk nonsense! How could Master take advantage of us! Besides, our skills are also taught by the master, so what about making money for him...... What's wrong! ”
As soon as Cai Yunzi said this, Zhang Shun was even more sure of the thoughts in his heart, it seems that the master has even taken the preventive shot, which is no different from the one he just fooled Cai Yunzi to teach Li Yanming a lesson, the problem is that his position is half of the enemy of the Sad Heaven Pavilion, this master is ...... O true Master!
Thinking of Panshizi's stupidity and Caiyunzi's innocence, he couldn't help but ask: "Your senior brother, is his surname ...... Relatively upright? ”
Caiyunzi nodded: "Big ...... The elder brother has a ...... in his left hand Has a disability and has a lonely surname...... Withdrawn, don't like to talk...... Talking, not moving...... Move...... Use your brain, Master asked him to do it...... He does whatever he does...... What the. Speaking of this, he suddenly woke up, poked his right hand into his left sleeve, and asked loudly, "Who are you?" Why do you know so much about the Sorrowful Heavenly Pavilion? ”
Zhang Shun was so frightened that he hurriedly said: "If I want to do something with you, of course I need to know more." ”
Caiyunzi thought about it, and then took out her hand.
Zhang Shun shook his head secretly, thinking that the master is really powerful, all the stupid, stupid, and heartless eyes have been collected, and he is definitely handy when it comes to doing things, but he still has to have a conscience to be a man, and this master is not afraid of being struck by lightning!
Thinking of this, he sighed again, what can he do if he is angry with that master and feels worthless for Panshizi and Caiyunzi? He now has to walk around the rock when he sees it, let alone face the master who has three powerful apprentices.
"I'm worthless now, I'm poor, don't go for revenge, I won't have the money to pay you, and I'll have less to deal with those of us named Li Yanming in the future, it's not a good thing, I'm leaving." Zhang Shun said and took out the big bell and threw it at Caiyunzi, this thing can't be kept, otherwise the people of the Sad Heaven Pavilion can find him at any time.
Caiyunzi caught the bell, but she didn't know what to do, she saw the person who had the bell and didn't have the money to pinch it, it seemed that she had to go back to ask the teacher first, she asked Zhang Shun: "You...... How do you get back...... Go? I'm sending you a ...... A ride, right? ”
Zhang Shun stopped and said with a wry smile: "You don't say that I really forgot, why did you pull me here in the wilderness?" Send me back, the place you brought me into, it can be a little off, but ...... Can you be gentle? ”
Cai Yunzi nodded, and with a gesture of his hand, the four Taoist boys walked over together, surrounded Zhang Shun in the middle in the four directions of due east, south, west, and north, and raised their hands in unison.
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