Chapter 46: Crazy Premiere (Part II)

On the street, the coincidental encounter between the god thief and the probe made fans hold their breath, and they kept shouting in their hearts: "Steal the god, go and steal the probe, go and steal the probe." God seemed to hear their prayers, the first fiery collision between the stealing god and the probe began, and the sharp fists and feet frantically impacted the audio-visual tension of the fans, but no one would think that this was a bloody battle, they would only say that this was a crazy dance, an extension of aesthetics, especially the last volley of the god who stole the god made the fans more addicted.

Punches and kicks don't matter whether they win or lose, and the stealing god begins to run away, as a thief, a head-on confrontation with the police is the stupidest choice. So, they showed fans a thrilling street chase battle, similar to parkour action running freely on the streets, easily passing through the crowd, easily climbing over obstacles, crazy climbing walls、、、 a series of actions are dazzling, but it is undeniable that it is so exciting, so cool, young fans can't help but shout, they want to run freely on the street like stealing gods and probes.

Especially when the stealing god finally completed the super difficult action of sprinkling super glue, flipping over the human wall, and flipping over the stroller that was pushed over quickly, the fans present couldn't sit still, they involuntarily stood up and stared at the screen nervously, for fear that the thief would have an accident and hurt themselves. It wasn't until the moment the stealing gods finished their actions that their tense nerves were finally released, and they began to malfunction enthusiastically and began to shout frantically.

Liang Jin and Ye Ying were also applauding warmly: "Son, it's good, just these ten minutes of footage are worth eight dollars of tickets." Looking at the warm atmosphere of the scene, Liang Xiaolong breathed a long sigh of relief, and finally showed a smile on his face: "The box office three days before the premiere is guaranteed." ”

After the energetic chase scene, the fans' nerves relaxed, but they were greeted by the funniest scene, stealing their heads home and saying excitedly: "Sister, I finally found the feeling of blood swelling, that feeling of excitement is like the Yellow River bursting its banks, out of control, and like the water of the Yangtze River, endless, exciting, unprecedented excitement!" The fans began to laugh, for them, this is another classic line, they have another gain today, maybe tomorrow there will be boys who use this sentence to confess to girls: Beauty, my love for you is like the Yellow River bursting its banks, out of control, and like the water of the Yangtze River, endless. Of course, most of the time it will be in exchange for a slap in the face.

"One person's loneliness, two people's fault, but since they became mentally ill, their spirits are much better." "The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon, others are reviewing, but you are preparing. What's even more tragic is that everyone has passed the preview, but they have not reviewed it. The eldest sister is really, I obviously want to be a thief, but she has to go to school and pretend to be a lady. How good it is to be a thief, as soon as you stretch out your hand, other people's money will go into your own pocket. The next two classic monologues of Sweetheart laughed at all the fans, and American Sweetheart finally began to spread her charm.

"Jessica, sweetheart, I'm your fan from now on." Two lines made Jessica show her face, and the impression of a rebellious sweetheart has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Julia also congratulated her: "Sweetheart, your performance is amazing, believe me, tomorrow you will have countless fans." Jessica smiled sweetly: "Thank you, Sister Big Mouth, but I have to thank you, without your guidance, I wouldn't have made such a big progress." ”

After the probe came home and said something similar to stealing God, Kayla's other monologue once again laughed at all the fans: "My home is always not at peace, I have prayed to God, can I make my family peaceful?" God said it was only four days. I say, spring, summer, autumn and winter. God said, "It's too much, it's only three days." I said, that's yesterday, today and tomorrow. And God said, It's still too much, two days. I said, day and night. God was furious, and said coldly, there is only one day. I reluctantly said, okay, then every day. God finally got angry and said angrily, Lao Tzu is very angry, the consequences are very serious, I want to make your family unpeaceful from now on. ”

Fans have laughed, but there is no doubt that that cute little face will be deeply rooted in people's hearts, and they will still remember this cute little face and this classic line many years later. Will sat in the audience and let out a long sigh of relief that his daughter had not disappointed him, and that he was the best. Julia smiled: "Girl, do you count as acting in your true colors?" Rachel said, "There's no doubt about it, but it's really exciting. Jessica said: "Witch, I really envy you, you are completely acting in your true colors, it's too easy." The little girl exhaled angrily: "You are jealous of Miss Ben's super acting skills." ”

Whether it's the exciting and fiery fights that stunned the fans, or the classic and funny plot that makes the fans laugh, the fans have been hooked in the whole process, and they will not be able to extricate themselves unless the film ends. Looking at the reactions of fans, Liang Xiaolong knew that the nonsensical funny way had broken through the barriers of space and had been accepted by American audiences, and success was already beckoning to him.

Gradually, the film came to an end, and it was also the most exciting part, the peak duel between the two families in the martial arts hall. All fans know that the next step will be a pinnacle showdown, but the truth is beyond their expectations, which one of the stealing gods and the probe defeated everyone, in the film, stealing people, Tanhua, sweetheart, and little witches fell from their chairs, and countless fans in the theater fell from their chairs, especially when they heard the stealing gods and the probe say, "We are sympathetic to each other." ''Can't help it' made them laugh even more, and for a moment they forgot to get up from the ground.

This is the power of the classics, in 93 this shot does not know how many Chinese thundered, and after two years, it does not know how many Americans to thunder. The real duel began, stealing the god to make the spear, the probe to make the long stick, the duel between the two long weapons is even more dangerous, and the fans are looking at the cold sweat, as if the witty and interesting thief and the probe will die together at any time.

Suddenly, the tip of the gun picked a long stick, stealing his feet, kicking the probe in place, taking advantage of the momentum to kick the probe's shoulder, from top to bottom, kicking the probe's head. The probe put the long stick across his head, narrowly and dangerously blocking this leg, stealing the god somersault down, the witch threw out a banana peel, the stealing god stepped on it, slipped backwards, supported the ground with one hand, and rolled over.

"Good!" The scene is thunderous, no fan can sit still, all stand up and applaud wildly, the name Wu Jing will also be deeply rooted in the hearts of fans because of this action, maybe the coolest martial arts scene will be selected many years later, this amazing kick can definitely be among the best.

The duel between the stealing god and the probe is still evenly matched, the thief and the tanhua follow closely on the field, they also have the same feet on the ring word, sharp eyes, and the momentum of the master, but just when everyone thought they would also play a flying bo, they made a move that no one could have imagined. Stealing: "Men are stronger than strength." Tanhua said: "Women compare breasts." Then, two pairs of plump breasts slammed together.

Burst! A fan sprayed rice first: "This is too bloody, isn't it?" "But it is undeniable that it is very comedy, at least the fans at the scene are happy, men compare strength, women compare breasts, and we will let our girlfriends compare breasts with others. Of course, there are also fans who criticize: "Liang Xiaolong, that guy must have a big-breasted complex." ”

The thief and the tanhua brought the audience a very visually impactful duel of double knives and double hooks, and finally the duel between the sweetheart and the little witch, the sweetheart said: "Men compare strength, women compare murder weapons, what about us girls?" The little witch smiled slyly: "We are better than hidden weapons." So, throwing knives, darts, steel balls, sleeve arrows, plum blossom knives...... Various hidden weapons such as machine guns are firing wildly, which is also the only shot in this film that is synthesized with special effects, and then realizes various multi-dark weapon shots through montage, which is very visually impactful.

Originally, Liang Xiaolong was going to shoot a duel between two short weapons, so he didn't have to use special effects to synthesize, but later considered that the continuous short weapon duel would cause the audience's aesthetic fatigue, so the scene was replaced with a duel of hidden weapons. In this way, the three duels have completed the duel of long weapons, short weapons, and hidden weapons, including the general division of Chinese cold weapons, isn't it more perfect than the original concept?

In fact, the duel of weapons with three different concepts did not make fans feel tired at all, but rather novel. But fans sighed softly, because they knew that the film had come to an end, and this audio-visual feast was coming to an end.

After many confrontations and the final duel, the two families finally had a common understanding, invincible is not lonely, loneliness is because of their attitude towards life, the probe decided to be a househusband: "From now on, you are only allowed to love me alone, you want to spoil me, you can't lie to me, you must do everything you promise me, you must be sincere in everything you say to me, you are not allowed to bully me, scold me, you have to believe me, others bully me, you have to come out to help me at the first time, I am happy, you have to accompany me to be happy, I am not happy, You have to make me happy, you will always think that I am the most handsome, and you will see me in your dreams, and there is only me in your heart. Tanhua said: "My husband is really good." ”

The thief and the thief also let go of the package in their hearts, and they decided to quit the stealing world and find a new life. When the film ended, the fans stood up, and the applause in the theater was thunderous, and it gradually stopped after three or four minutes. Undoubtedly, the film was a success, at least it has conquered the fans and media reporters who came to attend the premiere.

Liang Xiaolong let out a long breath, very satisfied with the effect of the film, "The Police and the Thief" has successfully taken the first step. At the same time, he also knows that this is just the beginning, and the attendance rate of 1450 cinemas tomorrow is the standard for measuring the quality of the film, and the film that is not popular can only be regarded as a failed film. Moreover, now the film is also blocked by "Toy Story" and "Detective Nose 2", and it is still unknown whether it can fight its way out.

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