Wang Chongyang handed me a red river and asked me expectantly: "Big head, how do you feel?" ”

I glanced at the Su Diao complex and replied, "I'm a little hungry!" Let's find Lao Zhao and them to eat first! After eating, I have to go to the public security bureau to record a confession! ”

Wang Chongyang glared angrily: "How can you be like this? ”

I slapped the table: "What do you want me to do?" ”

Wang Chongyang was furious: "Shouldn't you say something?" For example, if you make a poisonous oath, you must fight Qin Sheng to the end? ”

I smiled at Su Diao's complex: "This teasing, what's wrong, right?" ”

Su Diao's complex glared at me fiercely: "Our business is not over!" ”

Okay, I'm pretty noisy, you say I'm okay to stay and ask this old man so many questions? Do you want me to say how I feel? How can I feel?

I just don't feel anything now, the only thing that makes me feel uneasy is that I used to be quite awesome, but no matter how hard I listen to other people's stories, no matter how hard I try, I can't connect that awesome and extremely brainless Wang Yun with me.

Not only did it not give me any benefit, but it made Su Diao's complex stare at me vigorously, as if I really did something to them! Who am I messing with?

I stood up, pulled up the Su Diao complex and walked out: "Old man, if you want to be, you will nest at home, anyway, we are going out to eat,, it's really disgusting, such a rich person runs me to eat and drink......"

With a plop, eighty percent of the old man fell!

……

After lunch, I led several key people from yesterday, including Su Diao Complex, Liu Qian, Wang Chongyang, and Wei Wu brothers to the Public Security Bureau, Director Sun was polite, I heard that I and Liu Qian divorced, he said that it was a pity, after recording the confession, we sent 001 to the psychiatric hospital, which is the end of the busy.

Next, we rushed to the convention and exhibition center again to hold a grand - theatrical evening!

The atmosphere was warm and enthusiastic, and hundreds of people were divided into dozens of performance teams and were seizing the time to rehearse the program.

I was assigned to the jury group by Lao Zhao, and it was said that I would score the performance teams for a while, and I asked him if he had any prizes, and the old man pondered for a long time and said to me: "According to the rules of previous years, the first prize can get a free train ticket!" ”

I almost went into shock, Wang Chongyang also felt that we were too embarrassed, this old thing said on the spot: "That's it, I will charter the plane tickets for the actors of the first prize, and I will charter the train tickets for the rest of the people, as for the prizes, you can consider it, I will pay the money!" ”

I put my arms around Wang Chongyang's neck: "That's right, you're so rich, don't be reluctant to spend it!" ”

The old man sneered: "Anyway, all this money is prepared for you, how to spend it is your business!" ”

I was speechless: "......"

At this time, more than 10 people suddenly walked in outside the door, I stepped forward to ask, only to know that it was the management of the venue, because we drank too hard two days ago, coupled with the brawl and self-harm incident, the convention and exhibition center has wished that we would get out of the house as soon as possible, today, the management of the venue is afraid that we will have an accident, and specially arranged for more than 10 of them to supervise us.

……

Two hours later, cheerful music was already playing in the venue, Lao Zhao stood on the podium, held the microphone and said: "Members, friends, old ladies and gentlemen, I announce the official closing of the 4th Paranormal Seminar and the official start of the 4th Paranormal Symposium Art Show!" ”

Morning glory was hosted with Lao Zhao, the old lady was holding a kitchen knife in her hand, and her voice was gentle: "Below, please enjoy the chorus: dare to ask where the road is." Performers: Vice President Lin, Vice President Ma, Niu Er, Wu Mazi......"

Whoosh, more than 50 people rushed onto the podium, Vice President Lin stood in the position of the lead singer, pulling his neck and shouting: "One, two, three, ready, sing...... You carry the burden, I lead the horse, ushering in the sunrise......"

Next, these fifty people performed classic works in a brutal and inhumane form, all kinds of dialects and out-of-tune, all kinds of shouting by pulling their necks, before they were halfway through the singing, there was a fight on the stage, as if Vice President Ma blamed Niu Er for having too big a voice and hooking up with him out of tune, Niu Er said that he followed Wu Mazi's tune, Wu Mazi patted his head: ", it turns out that you dare to ask where the road is?" I thought it was a good song! ”

I leaned back and asked the staff at the convention center next to me, "Do you see us having fun?" ”

The staff's face was miserable: "Dude, I feel sorry for listening to them sing!" It hurts! I almost got sick just now! ”

After the song was finally sung, Chairman Zhao stepped onto the podium: "Now, please judge the judges!" ”

I looked around and found that there were only five judges, me, Su Diao Complex, Wang Chongyang, Lao Zhao himself, and my father-in-law.

I have ten cards in my hand, which are one to ten, and I raised a six-point sign, which can be regarded as giving enough face to Vice President Lin, and as a result, the final score of this chorus: six points! Damn, the other four refused to score!

Morning glory jumped on the podium: "The song just now shows the spirit of not being afraid of hardships and dangers, although the score is a little lower, but don't be discouraged, I hope you can achieve better results in the next session!" Below, please enjoy the cross talk 'tongue twister', the performers Coal Nanzi, Wang Daozi, everyone applauds and welcomes! ”

The two of them jumped onto the podium, wearing dark blue coats, but they had the demeanor of a cross talk actor, and Coal Nanzi spoke: "There are a lot of people here today!" ”

Wang Daozi: "Yes! That's a lot! ”

Coal Nanzi: "Today, the two of us will tell you a cross talk!" ”

Wang Daozi: "Yes! Say a cross talk! ”

Coal Nanzi: "The name of cross talk is 'tongue twister'!" ”

Wang Daozi: "Yes! Tongue twisters! ”

Coal Nanzi: "What a special thing you say! ”

Wang Daozi: "Yes! What a word! ”

Coal Nanzi: "You're special! ”

Wang Daozi: "You're special! ”

Coal Nanzi: "Paralysis! Words! ”

Wang Daozi: "Paralysis! Words! ”

Coal Nanzi: "You are paralyzed! ”

Wang Daozi: "You are paralyzed! ”

……

After five minutes of scolding each other, the two of them started fighting! hit from the stage to the stage, from the stage to the door, and then disappeared completely.

I asked the staff around me, "How's it going?" Amused? ”

The staff's face was dark: "If I can't do it for a while, you remember to call my daughter-in-law, the number is 13838383838." ”

Lao Zhao was also a little embarrassed: "This show is too vulgar, and the jury decided to disqualify the scoring!" ”

Morning glory smiled: "Next, please enjoy the scene Feng Kui sells his wife, the performer is a lamp master, the master of the difficulty, the lone ranger, the female bat, He Brick's family!" ”

Feng Kui's wife sale is about the last years of the Ming Dynasty, the world suffered from drought, no grass was harvested, no food was cut off, life could not go on, Feng Kui's family was poor and difficult to live, and the children were about to starve to death, Feng Kui and his wife could only negotiate to sell his wife Li Jinlian, and later were rescued by the buyer's Xia Laosan, and the family was finally reunited.

The first four actors hugged their heads and cried for half an hour, He Brick's family was on the stage, he was originally going to play a caring rich man, but the first four people may have cried too seriously, so that they entered the play too deeply, and He Brick's family was stunned by the four people who held the bricks and filmed for half an hour! In the end, the kitten possessed by He Brick's family was carried off the field, and the two of them, the lone ranger and the two of them also cried and turned their backs, and Vice President Lin was holding a hammer to do cardiopulmonary resuscitation for the four of them!

I just wanted to ask the staff how they felt, but they found that this guy was crying out of shape, and he muttered: "It's so touching!" It's so sadistic! ”

I was speechless for a moment!

Lao Zhao once again presided over the deuce: "This show has a profound meaning, and several actors are also performing in their true colors, below, please judge Liang Score!" ”

I gave it an 8 and as a result, the show got 39 points!

The host Morning Glory was very emotional, first hugged Lao Zhao and cried for five minutes, and then gnawed for five minutes, then regained her calm, she said a little shyly: "Thank you for the performance of several actors, below, please enjoy the Huangmei Opera husband and wife watching the lanterns, the performers blow the lantern masters, nine girls!" ”

The two of them went on stage hand in hand, and before they performed, they heard Morning Glory shouting: "Gaffer, turn off the lights!" Slippery ......"

As a result, I don't know which one really turned off the lights in the venue, and the two of them smeared and sang a song about the husband and wife watching the lanterns, and the audience was also in a mess, and from time to time some female members shouted: "Paralyzed, which bastard touches the old lady?" ”

After the show, the lights were on, and the staff next to me was bleeding from their faces, and I asked, "Dude, what did you do?" ”

The staff nodded bitterly: "I don't dare in this life!" ”

Because of the large scale of this show, it was directly disqualified from scoring!

Morning Glory came to the stage again: "Please enjoy the havoc in the Heavenly Palace below!" Here, I solemnly introduce to you the martial arts master Feng Tianfeng, in this show, he will play the Monkey King with strong martial arts, and it is not a simple role to play the heavenly court personnel, they are ...... Me and my eleven younger siblings! Everyone applauds! ”

Wang Chongyang teleported to the podium and arched his hand to the audience: "Thank you, thank you!" ”

I originally thought this was a postmodernist critical drama, but it turned out to be a completely action movie, Wang Chongyang was fierce after five seconds, and he beat the twelve idiots with kitchen knives for half an hour, all kinds of yang fingers, all kinds of innate true qi.

The staff stood next to me and said enviously: "Your unit is really willing to spend money, this prop is made like the real thing, you see, there are bloody fingers!" I'll go, you see that fat man in sumo panties, his hair is all pulled out...... It must be a wig! ”

In the end, the show was rated 40 points! I refused to score, and the other four, including Wang Chongyang himself, all voted 10 points!

Morning glory came to the stage with a blue nose and a blushing face: "The following program is amazing, please enjoy the solo singing, you have to love when you die, performer: My lord, President Zhao!" ”