Looking at the serious Yuan Ze and Lin Hao, Yun Mu was unmoved.

Yuan Ze persuaded bitterly: "You listen to me talk to you first, and then you make a decision after listening." ”

Hearing about it and not getting pregnant, Yun Mu nodded: "Okay, you say." ”

Yuan Ze: "Do you remember Sun Qiang?" It is also the dawn of light. ”

Yun Mu: "Remember. ”

Yuan Ze: "That kid also has a lot of acne on his face, and now it's all fine, do you want to know why?" ”

Yun Mu: "Went to the hospital?" ”

Yuan Ze looked mysterious: "No." ”

Yun Mu suddenly said: "Oh, have you used that super secret recipe?" ”

Yuan Ze: "Bingo, you have learned to draw inferences!" ”

Yun Mu: "Do you think I should believe it?" ”

"Third brother, you have to believe it, it's true." Lin Hao leaned over and interjected, when he was in the bedroom before, in order of age, Yun Mu was the third, and the youngest Lin Hao called him the third brother very aggrievedly. Later, the name of the third brother gradually became famous, and many people in Shuguang Middle School called him the third brother Yun.

Yun Mu: "What secret recipe is so powerful, and it is Chinese medicine?" ”

Yuan Ze: "That's wrong, that's not medicine." ”

Yun Mu: "What's that?" ”

Yuan Ze: "It's human!" ”

Yun Mu was stunned when he heard this, and reacted quickly: "Oh, you mean that person can heal?" Acupuncture? ”

Yuan Ze hurriedly shook his head: "No, as long as it's a woman." ”

Yun Mu was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

Yuan Ze moistened his throat: "Xiao Mu, brother will tell you a story first, once upon a time, there was a young man named Sun Qiang......"

Seeing Yun Mu's glare, Yuan Ze said: "Sun Qiang has been fighting acne for a year in high school, and he has a girl who is also fighting acne in his second year of high school. This pair of dog men and women are quite unrestrained, and it didn't take long for them to secretly go to open a room. And guess what? It's only been less than a few months, and the faces of the two are all good! ”

Yun Mu was taken aback: "Really? ”

Yuan Ze nodded heavily: "It must be true, you see, pimples are commonly known as 'scratching seeds' in our place, also known as 'scratching beans', which means that there is a twitch in the heart, and something grows on the face." As long as you vent that whittle, you're done. ”

Yun Mu: "Are you scolding me for scratching around the corner?" ”

Yuan Ze was straightforward: "You were already scratching, but your vision is a little high." Don't look at me like that, come, I'll reason with you, today, brother must convince you...... First of all, let me tell you a phenomenon, in our school, anyone who has gone out to open a room will not have acne. Why is that? I specially went to check the medical book, and the book said that the solitary yin does not grow, and the solitary yang does not give birth, which is called the harmony of yin and yang! ”

Yun Mu almost fell off the hospital bed, he really couldn't imagine what it would be like for a guy like Yuan Ze who didn't learn or knew how to hold a medical book.

Yuan Ze was very serious: "Don't think I'm joking with you, think about it yourself, those who have had a 'real man experience', such as me, which one will have acne?" I said a long time ago, when you were in junior high school, you should have pulled Qian Mengru and Lu Renjia to have a threesome, otherwise how could it be as miserable as now? ”

Yun Mu: "You are encouraging young people to eat the forbidden fruit secretly, it is discordant, and you will be criticized by the defenders." ”

"Whatever the the vindicators say, can't we still be realistic?" Lin Hao looked indignant, and then introduced new evidence: "I really didn't discover this secret before, think about it carefully, it's really like this." For example, my cousin, when he was a freshman, was still scratching seeds all over his face, and later played a girlfriend. Actually, the woman mainly liked my cousin's family's money, which was not the point, anyway, it didn't take long for my cousin's face to become oily and slippery, like a little white face. ”

In fact, Yun Mu was a little tempted, and thinking carefully about the people around him, it seemed that this phenomenon did exist. It's a pity that his motivation is the same as a serendipitous task, it's useless to just be tempted by himself, someone has to cooperate. The current Yun Mu doesn't plan to soak his sister, it is purely looking for inferiority.

Yuan Ze also saw that Yun Mu was tempted, and took the opportunity to throw a bombshell: "Brother, in our group of difficult brothers, you were the only one who was admitted to the first middle school." Everyone is looking forward to you fighting for us and getting a few more girls. Look at you now, are you worthy of our expectations? ”

Lin Hao followed and fanned the flames: "That is, when I first entered the second middle school, I bragged to the buddies in the dormitory, saying that the class flowers in the first middle school are all floating clouds, as long as our third brother Yun goes, we will take them all without much effort." But...... Third brother, seeing your situation in the past two years, I don't believe in love anymore! ”

Yun Mu was stunned, listening to the meaning of these two animals, it seemed that he had become a national sinner?

Yuan Ze was indignant: "You don't want to recover soon, and then take revenge?" ”

Lin Hao also followed suit: "The losses of the past two years can't be in vain, third brother, you have to cheer up." When you get better, whatever Lu people and good money Mengru will all be thrown over! ”

The so-called overturning, in the local dialect, belongs to a multi-functional word, which is about the same as knocking down, putting down, falling, overthrowing, and has a wide range of meanings, and sometimes fainting. Often, throwing a man over means knocking the other person down. And throwing a woman over means pushing the other person down.

"Shake it off? How can it be so simple! Yuan Ze entered the play, and said indignantly: "You must not let go of those two melon girls who turn their faces and don't recognize people, if I am you, I will make their stomachs bigger, and then go to the old military doctor to do the kind of abortion that hurts to death, and then break up with them!" ”

Lin Hao was afraid that the world would not be chaotic: "Yes, by the way, I will explode their chrysanthemums again!" ”

Yun Mu was full of black lines: "Are you finished?" ”

"When you're done, are you excited?" Yuan Ze was very excited, reached out and dug out his trouser pocket, took out a few crumpled bills, and handed them to Yun Mu: "I made up one hundred and five with the mouse to support you to do something!" ”

Yun Mu was confused: "One hundred and fifteen? ”

Yuan Ze was very understanding: "I know that with your temper, you will definitely not go to pick up girls now." I thought of a way to get the best of both worlds with the mouse, you don't have to go to the girl, and you can get rid of acne! ”

Yun Mu was very curious: "What method is so magical?" ”

The corners of Yuan Ze's mouth pulled out an arc: "It's very simple, go scoop!" ”

Yun Mu almost rolled out of bed, this is the best of both worlds?

Lin Hao struck while the iron was hot and fanned the flames beside him: "Third brother, I went to the 'Second Sister Hair Salon' to inquire, the plane is 30, the fast food is 80, and the full set is 150, you go to make a full set!" ”

Yuan Ze followed and said: "Well, the effect may not be obvious at one time, a few more times!" ”

With a huge cold sweat hanging on his forehead, Yun Mu's heart swelled with sourness, and he only sighed that his acne experience was too bumpy, and he had been transformed from the medical level to the Fengyue level, and this kind of cross-field jump made people unaffordable.

"Hahaha, this baby is tempted, I'm a genius!" Yuan Ze suddenly burst into a nervous laugh, just like Sakuragi Flower Road, endlessly: "Except for me, who can come up with such a bullish solution?" Wha! ”

Lin Hao smiled at Yun Mu: "Third brother, it's better to act if you are excited!" Let's go, let's go! ”

Yun Mu was made to cry and laugh by these two rammers, took a deep breath, and said very seriously: "If I want to say that I am a good person, you will definitely spit on my face." Ten or eight years from now, I may look for Miss, but now I don't have that idea, at least, I won't give the first time to Miss. ”

As soon as the words fell, the room fell silent.

Yuan Ze restrained his smile and looked at Yun Mu very seriously: "Young man, congratulations, you have passed the test!" ”

Yun Mu's face changed slightly, and when he heard the word "test", he instinctively remembered his fairy sister. At this moment, Yuan Ze suddenly made a fool of himself, almost making Yun Mu suspect that his best friend was also from the nightmare world.

"I already knew that you are such a picky person, and you will definitely not just find a female general." After Yuan Ze said this, he looked mysterious, and snapped his fingers at Lin Hao: "Mouse, go and bring her up." ”

Lin Hao also looked mysterious, and left the ward without looking back.

Yun Mu: "What the hell are you doing?" ”

Yuan Ze: "Find a suitable partner for you." ”

Yun Mu: "Can you help me find a partner?" ”

Yuan Ze: "I've thought about it seriously, if you don't scoop and don't soak, then you can only find a girl who is willing to dedicate herself." ”

Yun Mu: "The little sister you met in the Internet café? What's in it for her? ”

"Am I that kind of person?" Yuan Ze snorted and said, "Didn't you say before that there is really the kind of girl who likes you when you are full of acne, and you will seriously fall in love?" Congratulations, I won the lottery, I found a girl who has liked you for more than two years. ”

Yun Mu: "You two?" ”

Yuan Ze: "Hmm. ”

Yun Mu could see that Yuan Ze was not joking, but he took that girl's liking as a joke, and said gloomily: "Two years? She likes me two years ago, right? ”

Yuan Ze: "You are wrong, she knows your situation." ”

Yun Mu was stunned and incredulous.

Yuan Ze: "Actually, you've seen it several times in the past two years, in an Internet café. ”

Yun Mu couldn't describe his current mood, moved, dazed, and curious about the unknown girl. Eventually, he inevitably asked, "Who?" ”

Yuan Ze spit out two words with difficulty: "Liu Ya." ”

Bang......!

Yun Mu punched Yuan Ze in the shoulder and said angrily: "Your sister, isn't that the girl you like?" ”

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