Chapter 81: Three Stupid Rascals (Asking for Subscription Flowers for Reward)

Liu Fan looked at the clumsy performance of the three stupid hooligans in front of him with interest, and he didn't know whether to be angry or laugh, in short, he couldn't cry or laugh, but Ning Qi didn't have so many scruples, he pursed his mouth with one hand, covered his stomach with the other hand and laughed back and forth, and even laughed out of tears

"Okay, so how much do you want!" Liu Fan also felt that these three hooligans were too likable, and it was a pity not to be actors, so he followed the words of that Brother Kun

"How much?" Brother Kun was also stunned by Liu Fan's words, this question seemed to stump him, so he continued: "Let's discuss it first" After speaking, he turned around and filtered the other two people, and the three of them formed a circle and started another round of discussion

"How much money do you think we should ask him for?" Brother Kun looked at the floor slab on the top of the parking lot out of the corner of his eye, and said thoughtfully

"Boss, this time it's going to rob the big one, no matter how you say it...... Five hundred," the fat man thought for a moment, spread out one palm, and then reported a figure that he thought was "huge".

When Brother Kun heard the fat man's words, he was beaten again, and he still chattered in his mouth: "Five, you are big Ai let you rob a student's backpack last time, but you only got five hundred yuan in the bag, but you returned the laptop in the backpack to others, and was despised by the kid We have no vision and no future, and we have lost my face. One. Root. Read. Novel xstxt hundred-and-five' up"

The fat man was a little unconvinced after being beaten, but he didn't dare to talk back, so he could only mutter: "It's not that you let me do it, and you still say that being a hooligan must be moral, just for money, so I only take money."

Although Brother Kun didn't hear what the fat man was muttering, he knew that it would definitely not be a good thing, so after kicking him in the ass, he said: "You kid muttered again, there is no food to eat at night, stammering, you come"

"Kun Kun...... Brother Kun, you want to ...... No, we're going to ...... To ...... Thousand...... "Block," stammered and gasped

"A thousand? Aren't we too ruthless Ai or, look at them so upright, how to say it has to be discounted, now the business is not all engaged in promotional discounts, although we are not a business, but it is also a business Ai has an idiom called "At this time, the fat man also interjected to express his opinion

"It's 'a long stream' Ai, you stupid, how do you usually teach you Ai is really cultured, but Xiaopang is right, then give a nine-percent discount, nine hundred yuan, just enough for the three of us to share, so it's decided" Brother Kun counted the fat man with a broken face, and then thought that what the fat man said was not unreasonable, so he made an important decision

"What kind of buddy, after the agreement of the three of our brothers, the preliminary result is to ask for a thousand yuan, but in line with the principle that thieves also have a way, and your cooperation attitude is good, so we finally decided to give you a nine-percent discount, that is, you only need to take nine hundred yuan, how about it, our brothers are interesting enough" Brother Kun said very proudly

As soon as Brother Kun's words came out, Liu Fan and Ning Qi were suddenly scorched, and their heads fell into a momentary crash, and they forgot to answer Brother Kun's words for a while

Of course, Brother Kun on the other side didn't know what they thought, and when he saw that the two of them didn't respond to his proposal, he said cautiously: "Isn't it okay to have nine hundred yuan?" Why don't I give you another discount? Or, hit eight...... Oh no, it's always okay to get a seventy-fifty discount, you take advantage of it, and each of us can get a ...... Yes, each person can be divided into two hundred and five, just enough points, it seems that brother's arithmetic has not regressed" Brother Kun originally wanted to say that he would be eight percent off, but as soon as he wanted to be eight percent off, the three of them could not be divided equally, and then after a little thought, he automatically lowered it by half, and finally boasted of his arithmetic ability very complacently, but it was still three "two hundred and five"

As soon as Brother Kun's words came out, it was another earth-shattering opening that shocked Liu Fan, an immortal, and almost fell directly to the ground, and Ning Qi was no better at this time, he simply spread on the ground, his little hands kept patting the ground, the smile on his face never stopped, and his originally big eyes narrowed into a line because of laughter

"Brother Kun, are they scared stupid, why are they crazy one by two, alas, the young people nowadays have a really poor ability to resist pressure, they are so crazy at a young age, what a poor baby" The little fat man looked at the two opposite, one was rolling on the ground, and the other looked sluggish, so he sighed self-righteously

"Hmmm! I think so, but I still have to ask for this money" Brother Kun replied with a slight sympathy, and then regardless of whether the other party was crazy or not, he took a step forward, slapped the bat on his chest twice, and said: "How about it, buddy, our business is very fair, seven hundred and five must not be less, otherwise we will lose money"

"Brother Kun, how can we lose money when we seem to have no capital?" The little fat man listened to Brother Kun's words and was a little puzzled, so he asked with a curious face

"I asked you to learn more culture, you don't listen, now it's okay, I don't understand anything, the props in your hand don't need money Ai and our labor costs don't need money Ai, you really love to laugh, what is a loss, do you know? Last time we robbed 500 yuan, this time we asked for 7500, and we made 2500, if it is less than 500, we will lose money, you know? Alas, forget it, talk about logic with your pig head, that is, I despise my brother's IQ to be on par with pigs, so you can slowly realize yourself" Brother Kun said with a meaningful face, and the latter also looked like he was being taught after listening to it

I've seen enough of the "cough cough" scene, and I've laughed enough, and Liu Fan is not allowed to waste any more time, so he coughed twice and said indifferently: "Okay, for the sake of you presenting a wonderful and funny live talk show for me and my girlfriend, I'll give you the seven hundred and fifty yuan, but can you answer me a question before giving the money?"

"Hmmm! It's still buddy, you ask, I must know everything, and I must be endless" Brother Kun saw that Liu Fan was so happy to give money, which was unimaginable before, so his attitude was so good that he agreed without thinking about it

"Who told you to come here to rob us?" Liu Fan said lightly, but his eyes were very sharp, like two sharp swords piercing people's hearts

"No, no one let us come" Brother Kun and the three of them were swept away by Liu Fan's eyes so lightly, and their hearts trembled, as if they had fallen into an ice cave

"Yes, we came to rob it ourselves, not Brother Scar who let us come" The little fat man was more daring than the shoes that could withstand such a terrifying look, Ai was incoherent for a while

"Oh, Brother Scar?" Liu Fan's sharp eyes were just an attack of divine sense, this was the first time he used it, so he was a little cautious, for fear of making the three of them idiots, in fact, he still had a good impression of these three people, and he had already discovered that there were more than 20 people hiding in the dark in the parking field, including Sister Qiu, who was made incontinent by him, and his purpose was naturally self-evident