Well, what can I do but drink?

But seriously, it's the first time I've drunk so much alcohol when I'm so old.

So much so that I don't even know how I got out of the restaurant.

I just vaguely remember that the waiter had tears in his eyes, pushed me and Liang Qian'er into the taxi, and waved and shouted at me.

"Come on!"

What kind of oil to add? Sitting in the taxi, I looked at the brilliant lights flickering outside the window and was confused.

Zhang Mengmeng...... Hahaha...... Tonight, I'm going to sleep with you! Next to me, Liang Qian'er, who was obviously drunk, crawled on top of me and laughed.

"For ...... Why? "I'm curious.

Although I am also drunk now, I am still able to maintain a trace of clarity in the spiritual platform.

I clearly remember that Liang Qian'er was angry with me because of sleeping today, why did she take the initiative to sleep with me now?

"Didn't you say I had a complicated mind?" Liang Qian'er laughed. "Then I'll sleep with you tonight and let you know that I'm not complicated, huh!"

I see, but who knows if she said it now because she was drunk!

You know, I just mentioned her and got angry, what if, we really slept together, and when she woke up tomorrow, she wouldn't pick up a kitchen knife and kill me?

"Forget it! I'm going to sleep on the couch tonight! ”

At the moment when I finished speaking, the driver in front of me obviously held the steering wheel tighter, he looked at me in the rearview mirror, nose, and snorted heavily.

"How?" Liang Qian'er looked at me with empty eyes and said. "Why don't you sleep with me?"

"Because men and women can't kiss!" I replied hurriedly.

"When did you get so serious!" Liang Qian'er laughed. "It's nothing for us to hug each other now! You said it yourself, sleep is the same as it is now, only the place becomes a bed! ”

That's right! However, Liang Qian'er is drunk now! What should I do if she does something wrong to me at night while she is drinking?

"Forget it! It's not a good day to sleep together, tomorrow, tomorrow! ”

"Tomorrow? Why? Liang Qian'er frowned and said. I'm so drunk tonight that I'm going to get ready to sleep with you! ”

Okay, I finally understand why Liang Qian'er ordered so much wine, but. "It's because you've drunk so much wine that I can't ...... with you."

"I can't take it anymore!" Before I finished speaking, in front, the driver slapped the steering wheel, filled with righteous indignation, and said. "How can you do that? Is it easy for a little girl? Is it really that difficult for you to have the cheekiness to ask you to sleep with you for one night? You're still not a man anymore? Do you know the desire for love in a woman's heart? Uncle I'm fifty-five, and I'm no longer able to do it, but my daughter-in-law needs it every week, and I'll still try to satisfy her! That's what a man is! ”

What happened to "Uh......? Why is he so angry? I really don't understand!

"Uncle, you are good!" Liang Qian'er gave the driver a thumbs up and said. "You're a real man!"

"That's not it!" The driver said, looking at me in the rearview mirror again, disgusted. "But he's far behind, so twisted, and he wants a girl to take the initiative, it's really blind to his young and handsome appearance! If I give it to my uncle, I will definitely satisfy all the female surnames in Hong Kong! ”

"Uncle, you are great!" Liang Qian'er, who was drunk, was still coaxing.

"Alright, alright, alright!" After listening to their words, I can't bear it anymore, saying that I can do anything, but I must not say that I am not a man! I'm sure I'm a man! Wouldn't you just sleep with Liang Qian'er for one night? What's this!

"Liang Qian'er, I'll sleep with you tonight!"

"Good!" Liang Qian'er looked at me with a confused look.

"Well done!" At this time, the driver's uncle was finally satisfied, and he was relieved. "That's a man!"

……

After a while, the car stopped downstairs at Liang Qian'er's house.

I endured the paralysis of my body, got out of the car, and helped Liang Qian'er, who was even more paralyzed, to walk down.

"Boy, you're going to do it tonight!" Uncle Driver, who was climbing on the window, said to me seriously. "This little girl looks good, and she has a good temperament, you must treat people well!"

"Got it!" I answered and helped Liang Qian'er to the elevator.

However, as soon as he took two steps, he heard the driver's uncle behind him suddenly shout.

"Young man, you haven't paid ......"

"What?" I turned my head blankly, looked at him and asked.

"Count...... Never mind! Uncle Driver waved his hand and sighed. When I see you, I think of the sunset run that afternoon, which was my lost youth...... See you soon! ”

After speaking, the driver's uncle wiped away the tears that quietly slipped from the corners of his eyes, and then stepped on the accelerator and walked quickly.

Forehead...... All right!

The moment he left, I realized that I didn't give him the fare.

However, he is also a really good man, although what he said is a little strange.

Turning around, I silently helped Liang Qian'er again and returned to the house.

"Wash your face?" Closing the door casually, I asked Liang Qian'er, who was already hanging on me.

"Hmm......" Liang Qian'er shook her head and said. Don't ......"

"Okay!" I couldn't bear it anymore and didn't want to wash my face. "Then go straight to sleep?"

"Hmm......" Liang Qian'er nodded.

So, I helped her straight into the bedroom and put her down on the bed, and I myself fell on the bed and lay down beside her.

Listening to the sound of a kitten's breathing, I looked at the ceiling with wide eyes.

Of course, it's not that I don't want to sleep, but how can I sleep lying down like this without taking off my clothes now?

I'm embarrassed to take off Liang Qian'er's clothes, can't I just take off my clothes and sleep under the covers, right? How unrighteous that is!

Turning her head again, she looked at Liang Qian'er, only to see that she was lying there quietly with her eyes closed at this time, as if she had fallen asleep.

Alas, what a sorrow!

However, to be honest, Liang Qian'er is really beautiful, with fair skin and delicate facial features, even if you look at it from such a close distance, there is no flaw at all.

Moreover, even if she was drunk, she still couldn't stop the fresh temperament she exuded.

Also, when she slept, she was so cute, with long eyelashes and a slightly pursed mouth, she was very well-behaved, which was completely opposite to her usual fierce image.

"What are you looking at?"

Just as I was admiring it, suddenly, she opened her mouth to speak.

"I didn't ...... Nope! "Immediately, I got nervous.

Didn't you open your eyes to know I was looking at her? Does she have a third eye?

"Still watching?" Liang Qian'er said again. "Don't help me undress and sleep, it's so uncomfortable!"

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