[Second Update!] It's late, sorry, sorry. Urban Mythology: 108528921]

Looking at the brief "oh", "yes", "good" and the like on the mobile phone screen, Xia Zhen fell back weakly for a while, lying on the old brown bed, holding the mobile phone with both hands, and scolded a little weakly: "This bastard." ”

And on Zhang Ben's mobile phone, there have been more than 100 calls, all of which are Xia Zhen, and more than 1,000 text messages, or Xia Zhen. He had the heart to delete it and couldn't bear it, and he didn't have anything to say when he received a call.

A little perfunctory, coping with it, Xia Zhen, who knew that he was bored, had to hang up first, every time.

Even just hung up, I couldn't help but call, and I didn't know what to say, and then hung up, and so on.

At night, all the families climb to the roof to watch the big play, the lower side is crowded, on the stage of the river, the lights shine up, the layout is exquisite and beautiful, the voice of the princess of the flowers is tactful and good, it is not an exaggeration to say that the nightingale is soft, the reading is white and mellow, as if the pearl is on the plate, crackling.

The old man took people to his one-acre sugarcane field and cut dozens of sugarcane, and the people who watched it were holding a piece of it in their hands and gnawing there.

This cane is not as long, thick, and shorter than the one in Quang Nam, but it has long knots, rich juice, and is very sweet. Maybe the water quality in the south of the Yangtze River is good, and the sugarcane raised is also popular.

Helped Youyi peel the skin and handed her a piece of jade sugarcane: "Eat, I can't wait." ”

"Hey, hey." Yuyi wrinkled his little nose, took a bite on the sugar cane, and with a click, the juice splashed out, and a stream of sweet juice slid down his throat.

"Delicious!" Yuyi shouted happily.

The two of them stood at the front, and there were old men sitting on the side, shaking their heads one by one, and when they were young, they were basically the same as the two brothers of Dashan and Xiaoshan, and they both climbed over the wall to peek at women.

After looking at it for a while, it seemed that the princess had given her a sword, and You Yi stared at it with interest, but she couldn't see such a strange art form in this book.

However, there are too many old smoking guns around, and Zhang Sanxian even shouted a good puff of cigarettes, Zhang Ben was helpless, pulled Youyi out, and set up a ladder on a big tree.

"Let's go, go to the tree." This is a big tree, thick and strong, one of the few hardwoods in the south of the Yangtze River, the weight is light by the people, after going up, there is still a surplus on the branches, Zhang Ben copied two cushions, took a blanket up, the two sat on the branches, the cushion under the buttocks, and a blanket wrapped around Youyi's body.

"Brother, aren't you cold?" Yuyi looked up and asked with concern.

"It's not cold."

Nibbling on the sugar cane, the bagasse was thrown under the tree, and after a while, a voice rang out: "Who! Who! Who is so lacking in virtue to put the bagasse on Lao Tzu's head! Grandma's ......"

Scolding and scolding for a while, You Yi covered her mouth and snickered, Zhang Ben.

Another handful of bagasse was lost.

"Who the hell is it!" Zhang Ben took a look, isn't it Zhang Dashan? The head is full of scum and dust, making it like a skunk, and it is roaring with its teeth and claws.

After a while, Zhang Dashan probably felt that the seat was inauspicious, and hurriedly changed the place, in fact, it was quite infiltrating, he only killed a few people in the water, and he really wanted to make some unclean things at night, and he really had to suffer.

"This kid ......," Zhang Ben shook his head and smiled.

According to the rules, during the period, the head of the troupe is going to come out to ask for money, everyone is happy to listen to the play, and they are not stingy, at least 100 yuan must be wanted, and the reward money is not one time, a hundred flowers give a sword, to ask for money five times, one down, it is really a lot of income.

The class owner obviously didn't expect this group of rural farmers to be so rich, he thought they were pooling money to make a show, but he didn't expect that there were a lot of gold owners.

Zhang Sanxian, an old thing, begged for 800 and threw it up, scolding his mother: "Sing well, mother, I haven't listened to a play so close for a decade or two." ”

With the old cloud smoke touched from Chu Nan in his mouth, he squinted his eyes like an old warlord.

"Thank you to the old club, thank you to the old club......"

The class owner is also busy thanking, he is also from a Sven background, it is said that he is still a professional class, not a wild road, in the literary and artistic groups on the ground in Suzhou, ranked first.

This person has a white face and few beards, shiny eyes, and a forehead that seems to have been rubbed with oil, and he is very bright, and he has made up his mind in his heart, and he can't underestimate this group of mud legs in the countryside.

He is also a smart person, and he said that he still has to leave a connection in the future, this old man likes to listen to dramas at first glance, and he is a bold person, and he will make a big relationship in the future, and sing a drama to refresh himself, isn't it also a lot of extra money?

Suzhou Mansion drove over, and it was only a little bit of road.

The irritability of a day's rush was suddenly thrown out of the clouds.

And he went to see it just now, the housing arranged by the old owner, it really didn't say, the wings on both sides were clean and refreshing, and the girl who sang the princess of flowers on the pillar had a small single room, which was quite elegant, and there were good bookcases and shelves inside, and the carved windows of the four treasures of the study, which was an old house where the ancestors lived with status.

The play started at seven o'clock, and it didn't end until ten o'clock, the crowd was sparse and refused to leave, there were too many people, and the rest of the people who were not in the Zhang family compound also rushed over to watch the play, for this group of countrymen, this drama is much more exciting than watching a movie.

You Yi was also satisfied, and hurriedly asked, "Brother, I'll learn this too." ”

"You? You can't. You better play your violin. ”

Zhang Ben patted her head and said with a smile.

Three-minute heat, everyone has it.

I was about to go down, but I saw that the ladder was gone.

Zhang Ben was stunned: "Which bastard did it?" ”

"Hahahaha! I can't get down. Look at you throwing snowflakes on my head, do I have a motorized field, and I want you two to fertilize and weed me? Grandma's, little sister, I'm sorry, you beg your brother Zhang Ben, maybe he hugged you and got off the tree! Hahahaha......"

Zhang Dashan carried the ladder, showing off his martial arts not far away, and some aunts and uncles around saw it, and they also laughed loudly. It was also difficult for Zhang Dashan to think of it, and Zhang Xiaoshan next to him saw it, and he also laughed and was overjoyed.

The old man took a puff of cigarette and inhaled it, and just happened to see two embarrassed people on the tree, who also wanted to laugh but didn't laugh, choking to death.

"Third Grandfather, if you want to eat Xiaoxi wine, this obedient girl has followed Xiaoben to the tree, and one day you still have to go in pairs."

A few long-tongued women were giggling and talking there, Zhang Ben was not embarrassed, and the old man was also funny: "The thin coffin, don't hurry down, you have to take the little girl to sleep on the tree for the night." ”

"No ladders." Zhang Ben said.

"Can't get down without a ladder? The man jumped down with a hug. The old man ordered.

Zhang Ben's face was slightly dark, he took a deep breath, copied Yuyi with one hand, and jumped directly in the exclamation of the little girl.

landed with a bang, and the little girl was unscathed, just frightened and her liver was jumping around.

The people around him all smiled ambiguously, which made Zhang Ben really embarrassed, and after putting You Yi down, the little girl followed honestly, with her head down and her face red, as if she was afraid of being seen.

"Haha, this little girl is really thin-skinned, I think I was young when I was ......"

"When you were young, you wanted to catch a man's hair, didn't you?"

An aunt was just about to speak, and her man asked mockingly.

"I'll show you the scratch. You have a kind of don't climb into the old lady's bed! ”

"Hey, if you don't climb, don't climb, find one in the shampoo room, and pay a hundred dollars a night to obey."

The man said, stalking his neck.

"Obedient? If you get a problem, beware of the meat pipes that can't be controlled underneath are also rotten, haven't you seen the advertisements for syphilis treatment on the telephone poles? If you get into trouble, copy the number early. ”

After that, the poisonous tongue woman tilted her head and walked away with a twist on her ass.

The angry man scolded in the back: "Why is this bitch so ruthless, Lao Tzu is still not a passer?" ”

"If you don't want to go home, go to the hair washing room? Do you want me to give you the money, you can save yourself from entering the room of a serious bitch, and you can't even afford a scoop of bills! ”

Everyone laughed, this couple was originally a Hedong lion roaring wife and strict management, the man wanted to earn some face outside, and the woman said in her heart that it was her own family ground anyway, and she was afraid of hair. Go out to give some face, at the door of your own house, still want face? See his mother's big head!

After a while, the man walked away with his tail between his legs, and before leaving, he put down the cruel words: "This woman's house is not cleaned up, go back and beat her well!" ”

Only those who understand know that when they go back, they may not be able to toss whom?

The brother and sister returned to their own room in the backyard, the two took a shower early, and after Zhang Ben sent Youyi to sleep in the room, he lay down in the next room, staring at the ceiling, a little stunned.

That scene of a hundred flowers giving a sword, speaking of which, the ending of Princess Baihua is really a bit tragic. I fell in love with my lover, gave me a sword, and finally killed myself.

A woman full of blood and spilling the sky, noble and fierce.

The screen of the mobile phone flickered again, and a text message, Xia Zhen: Did you sleep?

Fingers pressed on the keyboard of the mobile phone, pressed the reply, and his mind was full of pictures of Princess Baihua giving a sword, speaking of which, Xia Zhen, the surname of a loser girl, is also extremely fierce but soft and delicate in his heart.

It's clear that Xia is really beautiful, but why don't you feel it?

Zhang Ben rested his head on the abacus pillow and let the abacus beads massage the back of his head.

In the end, he replied with two words: no.

Xia Zhen, who was thousands of miles away, was bored, and the whole person shrank in the quilt, the brand-new Fengyang new quilt was embroidered with Fengqiuhuang, and there was a breath of new cotton in the air.

The phone was placed next to the pillow, and it seemed to be a little disappointed, the screen dimmed, and the eyes dimmed.

was about to turn around to sleep, but when he heard a jingle bell, Xia Zhen turned around suddenly, and saw that the text message came, and after opening it, there were only two words.

But she smiled happily, her eyes were slightly red, and she couldn't say a grievance in her heart, she wanted to make a phone call, but when she thought that her head was like Zhang Ben stuffed with stones, she couldn't say a normal word for a long time, and she gave up this idea that made her very excited.

I was about to think about whether to reply to something, but I saw another text message coming: Today, our family is playing a big show, and the hundred flowers of Phoenix Mountain give away swords, which is very beautiful.

Xia Zhen was overjoyed, and said softly: "This kid still knows something good." ”

But I didn't know that I was even more cheap in the past two days, either texting or calling, and the collection of more than 1,000 text messages could make her face die.

Do you still watch the play?

Xia Zhen returned one, and then wrote: I like to listen to Huangmei Opera, and I often went to listen to it with my grandparents when I was a child.

Zhang Ben replied: I know, I've seen it too.

The two of them chatted about the opera through the mobile phone screen, and in an instant, the two people who were thousands of miles away seemed to feel a lot closer, and the two finally crossed paths somewhere, which made Zhang Ben feel a little emotional, and Xia Zhen couldn't help but be overjoyed and kissed the screen fiercely.

Waving his fists and shouting in the room: "This is a small step for me, but a big step in life, ahahahahahaha......"

"Xiao Zhen! Sleep! Rest early. Xia Kui's voice came from a few walls, and Xia Zhenzhen covered his mouth and snickered, rolling around wrapped in a futon.

Early the next morning, Zhang Ben packed his bags, hugged the chinchilla doll, and the two easily took the bus to the long-distance station.

"Brother?"

"Huh? What's the matter? ”

"You seem to be having a good day."

Yuyi suddenly looked at him and said.

Zhang Ben looked out the car window and said softly, "Ah, I'm a little happy." ”

"What's the matter?" Yu Yi then asked.

"Xiaoyi, did you say that my brother should find a girlfriend and fall in love?" Zhang Ben looked down at Youyi.

You Yi looked surprised, and also turned his head to look out the window: "Which sister is it?" Do I know each other? ”

"I'm just talking, but I don't really want to. It seems that falling in love is very fortunate and troublesome. Zhang Ben said seriously.

"Brother."

"Huh?"

"I'll help you fall in love with someone else!" Yuyi said solemnly.

"What nonsense."

Zhang Ben flicked her forehead with her fingers, "I just said it casually, I just suddenly felt curious, so I asked." I didn't want to find a girlfriend. ”

You Yi covered her forehead, wrinkled her nose, and then asked softly, "That...... Is my brother going to get married in the future? ”

"I guess that's what I wanted. It's just that a woman who is not very annoying, and she can have a child, just do it. When Zhang Ben said this, You Yi sighed, and secretly scolded in his heart: Brother, this big fool......

The two arrived at the station, bought a ticket at half past seven, ate a hot breakfast in the station, and when the time came, they got up and pedaled, and the car went out for a long distance, without a detour, and two old acquaintances asked curiously: "Master, today's car is very smooth, and it will go directly on the road." ”

"You don't know, a while ago, there was a vote of people here, and dozens of people were beaten down by a martial arts master, it was much more peaceful, at least the station company wouldn't have a headache for more than half a year. Hey, in these years, there are still people who shoot when it's time to shoot. ”

"Hey, hey, dozens of people were beaten by one person, it's not bragging."

"Boasting, there is a driver in Zhonghai, who made a fortune by this way, tsk, one of the front teeth was also loosened by the fan, and the filling of the tooth was two thousand eight."

As he spoke, his fingers stretched out and he gestured a figure of eight.

The passengers in the car were all amazed, but you snickered and whispered, "Brother is amazing." ”

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