"Mom! I'm going to be a soldier! ”

Lu Hao said sonorously with his extremely firm eyes.

On the TV behind him, there is also the TV series "Soldier Assault", which is one of his favorite TV series.

In front of him stood a middle-aged woman dressed in red, her name was Fang Meijia, and she was Lu Hao's mother.

At this time, Fang Meijia was rolling up her left sleeve, holding a kitchen knife in her right hand and bending over to cut vegetables on the board.

When she heard Lu Hao's voice, her right hand, which was still chopping vegetables, stopped.

"Why did you want to be a soldier?"

Fang Meijia turned around, looked at Lu Hao and said.

Lu Hao seemed to memorize texts, and said in Mandarin that he was not familiar with: "Since I was a child, I have had a great ideal, that is, to join the glorious Chinese Eighth Route Army. Ah~ Thinking back then..."

Before he finished speaking, Fang Meijia rolled her eyes at him, interrupted him and said, "Stop!" Don't memorize the lines in me, you can't sell well if you learn and sell now! Also the Chinese People's Eighth Route Army? Is the name of the unit now called the Eighth Route Army? You should be fighting now! ”

Lu Hao's face was black, he didn't expect his mouth to be bald, and he said it wrong.

"Oh, Mom, don't change the sentence for me now!"

Lu Hao walked to the TV as he spoke, pointed to Xu Sanduo on the TV and said, "Look, how bloody it is to be a soldier!" Exercise your mind and body and mind! Isn't it? ”

Fang Meijia glanced at the TV and said, "Exercise a fart, what do you think you have trained people into?" It's like a monkey raised by Lao Zhang's family! ”

She also walked to the TV as she spoke, pointing to Xu Sanduo's bitter melon face to indicate that her words were proven.

Lu Hao was a little impatient and said: "I don't care, I must be a soldier!" I must serve the country! ”

Fang Meijia smiled, stared at him and said, "You stinky boy, you still serve the country, do you think I don't know that you are here to find Xia Xue's girl!" ”

Lu Hao's face suddenly turned red when he heard her words.

He hesitated and said, "Mom, how can you doubt my patriotism? ”

Fang Meijia saw his stubborn appearance, and finally came up with a killer idea.

"Good! There you go! Do you want you when you go to someone's house? You're short-sighted and not qualified to be a soldier! ”

Her words suddenly made Lu Haoxiong's heart wilt.

Fang Meijia saw his appearance and continued to chop vegetables triumphantly.

Lu Hao walked out of the room depressed and came to the street.

He is twenty years old this year, he has just graduated from college, and his only wish now is to become a soldier and find his childhood sweetheart, his goddess, Xia Xue.

Xia Xue has been neighbors with their family since she was a child, the two go to school together, after school, and have a good relationship, Lu Hao has always liked her.

But when they were admitted to university, Xia Xue was unsuccessful, and later Xia Xue went to the army without a sound, leaving only a letter to Lu Hao.

Later, after Xia Xue became a soldier, her parents moved, and Lu Hao lost contact with her over the years.

Lu Hao decided to join the army after graduation, but when he went to the military inspection the day before yesterday, his eyesight did not pass the physical examination because of some myopia, which made him sad.

As soon as he left the house, he walked towards the convenience supermarket not far away.

Lu Hao has a habit of wanting to take a puff of cigarette when he is angry.

As soon as he walked into the supermarket, Lu Hao took out a fifty yuan bill from his pocket and handed it to the supermarket salesman.

"Beauty, come to Box Liqun!"

The girl took the money without lifting her head, reached out and touched a white box on the shelf behind her and handed it to Lu Hao.

Lu Hao took the white box, and just wanted to open it when he found that something was wrong, because there were several English letters written on the box: durex.

Lu Hao is now twenty years old, how could he not know that this is a condom.

He chuckled and began to think wildly.

I obviously want Liqun cigarettes, how can this beauty give me Durex? Is it to have unspoken rules for me?

Then Lu Hao coughed excitedly at the salesman's sister paper.

At this time, the girl raised her head suspiciously, revealing an extremely rare mutated alloy titanium dinosaur face.

Lu Hao's surname was suddenly completely uninteresting, his face turned dark, and he said loudly: "Sister, are you easy to handle?" I want Liqun, how do you give me Durex? ”

Because the convenience supermarket is not big, Lu Hao's voice was directly heard by everyone.

Everyone's eyes were on the salesman in amazement.

The salesman saw Durex in Lu Hao's hand, and then felt everyone's eyes, and her pretty face turned red, like a fire.

She immediately took back the TT in Lu Hao's hand, and then handed him a box of Liqun.

Lu Hao took the cigarette, saw the embarrassed face of the salesman's sister, and strode towards the door triumphantly.

As soon as he walked out of the door, the salesman muttered in a low voice: "Smoke, your little friend can't stand up if you smoke!" Hum! Dare me make a fool of myself! ”

Of course Lu Hao has already gone out of the door and has not heard it, if he hears it, with his temper, he will definitely have to reason with her, and maybe he will use a pillar of optimus as evidence.

He walked a short distance, and when he passed by a small alley, he suddenly saw three men wearing sunglasses in the alley, surrounded by a white-haired old man.

Although the three of them wore sunglasses, they couldn't hide their fierce faces.

"Stinky beggar! Hand over the hundred dollars that the rich man gave you just now! ”

One of the men, wearing a plaid shirt, said.

The white-haired old man, dressed in tattered clothes and with a pair of open-hole rag shoes, was clearly a beggar.

Although the old man was surrounded by three men, he did not have the slightest fear.

Instead, he smiled faintly: "A few strong men, I am the leader of the beggar gang, and you dare to rob it?" ”

The white-haired old man's words immediately attracted the laughter of the three men.

"Haha! Also the beggars! Also help the master! Ha ha! ”

The man in the plaid shirt laughed, and his right hand suddenly swung towards the old man's head.

"Smack!"

His slap smacked firmly on the back of the old man's head, and directly sat the old man's body on the ground.

"You stinky begging for food! Dare to bargain with us! Look for death! Hurry up and hand over the money! ”

The man in the shirt slapped and said with a grin.

The white-haired old man sat on the ground and shook his head helplessly, his eyes showing great disappointment.

He also muttered in his mouth: "I can't find a suitable person in this era!" How are they all skin-throwing gangsters! What an unfortunate era! ”

The man in the shirt glanced at the old man sitting on the ground, and said angrily: "Old thing! What are you talking about! ”

The white-haired old man whispered again: "That's it, that's it, it looks like I should leave!" ”

After saying that, he took out a crumpled hundred-dollar bill from his pocket and handed it to the man in the shirt.

When the three men saw the hundred-dollar bill, their faces all showed triumphant expressions.

Just as the man in the shirt stretched out his hand to take the banknote, suddenly a clear voice sounded.

"Stop y'all of you! Fuck off! How dare three big men bully an old man? ”

The owner of this voice was Lu Hao, he was already in a bad mood, and when he saw the three gangsters robbing again, he didn't plan to meddle with things, but the three gangsters actually beat the old man, which made him directly unbearable.

At this time, he had a cigarette in his mouth, a brick in his right hand, and an extremely arrogant face, trying to use this to deter the three gangsters.

When the three men saw Lu Hao, they were only surprised for a second, and then they showed fierce expressions.

However, the moment the white-haired old man sitting on the ground saw Lu Hao appear, his originally disappointed eyes suddenly flashed with light and excitement.

The excitement is like a person who is in a hurry to urinate and suddenly sees the toilet.

The man in the shirt spat on the wall, bared his teeth and said to Lu Hao: "Hey, where is the bear thing!" Dare to meddle in Lao Tzu's affairs! ”

Lu Hao said with a cold face: "The master will interfere!" Those of you who know each other get out of here! Otherwise, I'll shoot you guys! ”

As he spoke, Lu Hao held the brick in his right hand and shook it constantly.

The man in the shirt suddenly walked towards Lu Hao, and then suddenly took out a dagger from his waist, and the sharp dagger was a little dazzling in the air.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Play with my weapons, right?" Mahler's shit, I'll stab you today! ”

When Lu Hao saw the dagger, he trembled,, play really.

Although he was a little scared, he did not back down, and he struck first the moment the shirt man walked over.

I saw that the bricks in his hand were thrown directly towards the shirt man.

The man in the shirt didn't expect Lu Hao to say that he would lose the bricks, he instinctively used a dagger to block the flying bricks.

"Bang!"

The brick slammed into the back of his hand, and the dagger flew out immediately, but the man in the shirt gasped.

"Hell, kill him for me!"

The other two men saw that Lu Hao had no bricks in his hands, and their fists immediately beckoned towards him.

After all, Lu Hao was only twenty years old, and he was directly knocked down by two people with a few punches.

The man in the shirt bared his teeth angrily, and immediately came over and kicked Lu Hao's head a few times.

These kicks directly made the corners of Lu Hao's mouth bleed, and he almost fainted in pain.

Later, the man in the shirt seemed to be angry, and he kicked Lu Hao's shoulder a few times.

He still squirted in his mouth: "Call you nosy!" Call you! ”

After the three of them punched and kicked Lu Hao, the man in the shirt walked up to the white-haired old man, snatched the hundred-yuan bill from his hand, and walked away with his companions.

Lu Hao lay on the ground and scolded in his heart, these grandsons are too ruthless.

At this time, the white-haired old man sitting on the ground suddenly got up, came to Lu Hao, and looked at him with a smile.

"Young man, it's all right!"

Lu Hao raised his head and saw the old man's smile, and suddenly became angry, this old man was too calm, although he didn't keep the banknotes, but he finally helped him, and now he actually smiled at himself like a nobody. But then I thought about it, if I can't get angry with an old man, who would let myself be willing to meddle in things.

"I'm fine! These punches are nothing to me! ”

Although Lu Hao said this, he still lay on the ground and couldn't get up.

The white-haired old man looked at him with a smile, and suddenly asked thoughtlessly, "Young man, do you have any dreams?" ”

Lu Hao looked at this begging old man with strange eyes, and said in his heart that this old man ran out of a mental hospital.

An old man who asks for food suddenly talks to you about his dreams, don't you think it's strange?

Lu Hao snorted: "You care about me!" My dream is great! I'm going to be a soldier! I'm going to destroy all of this! ”

After the white-haired old man heard Lu Hao's words, he immediately grabbed his palm in surprise.

"Young man, are you telling the truth?"

Lu Hao was suddenly grabbed by the old man's palm, felt the temperature of his palm, looked at him strangely, and said in his heart that this old man would not have any special habits.

"Of course it's true!"

The white-haired old man suddenly smiled mysteriously, took out a black disc from his sleeve, and put it in Lu Hao's hand.

"Take it! It will help you achieve your dreams! ”

The old man got up and walked down the alley, and in a few moments his figure disappeared.

Lu Haoxin said that it was really a nervous disorder, and then he got up, glanced at the black disc, shook his head and put it in his pocket, and walked in the direction of their house.

At this time, the white-haired old man was walking somewhere in the alley, and he smiled and touched his sleeve, and took out a black disc.

But when he saw the black disc, his face suddenly changed: "It's broken!" Broken! I got it wrong! The system given to that kid is the evil version! ”

But he muttered for a moment, and suddenly a wicked smile appeared.

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