In the airport parking lot, Xu Shrimp put away his luggage and sighed and sat in Lin An'an's sea-blue mini sports car.

As the owner of a cosmetics chain with two branches, there is nothing abnormal about Lin Anan driving a private car of about 400,000 yuan. But Xu Shrimp feels that he is a broken civil servant after reading for so many years, and Lin Anan, a salesman who was born in sales, can make a fortune quickly, not because he is jealous, but because he feels that this society is abnormal.

Lin Anan glanced at him, and teased while starting the car: "What's the matter, Secretary Xu is cynical again?" ”

Xu Shrimp said resentfully: "No, all the dirty and messy things now are made by you capitalists!" "It's as if you say that, and you get rid of all the dirty things you've done.

Lin Anan laughed: "That's also forced by you officials to become prostitutes!" ”

Xu Xia also smiled, this is the same as him.

He has been working in the office for less than a year, and he has seen too many unsavory things, which are all normal things in the work of the organs. He himself has done a lot of unsavory things, and he has done it with peace of mind and handy, and he doesn't feel anything wrong at all. But he still stubbornly believes that he is different from others, that he is forced, that he belongs to the crowd, and that others are filthy and should be despised. Perhaps this is the afterglow of scholarly anger, the most hypocritical part of Chinese culture.

The car drove out of Airport Road in the dark of night and headed for the brightly lit city.

The two flirted and scolded in the car, talking inconsequential words. Forty minutes later, the car arrived at the downstairs of Xiao Shrimp's house, a sixteen-story small high-rise building, a small house, but the conditions, location, and environment are good. According to Xiao Shrimp's mother, this one will live first, and then change to a bigger one when you get married, so that you don't have to clean up the room now. Mom's words will never be wrong, not to mention that Xiao Shrimp is the only child in the family, so there is nothing that he can't feel at ease.

The two got out of the car and entered the building, and the elevator went up to the twelfth floor, and Xu Shrimp returned to his home where he had been away for nearly a week.

As soon as he entered the door, Xu Shrimp smelled a fragrant aroma that hooked people's stomach. When the lights came on, he saw a small hot pot warming on the table; The hot hair and blood on the induction stove, as well as the four beers, a very warm scene, are all things he likes.

Xu Shrimp said excitedly: "An An, I didn't expect you to arrange it quite thoughtfully?" ”

Lin Anan slammed the door, shook his high heels and said, "Of course, waiting for you Xu Gongzi, do I dare to be a slave?" ”

Xu Shrimp smiled: "You have called me Master Xu for so many years, this time it is the most appropriate and comfortable to listen to." ”

Lin Anan raised his eyebrows and said, "Ho! Do you really treat me like a slave? ”

Xu Xia glanced at her: "I want to treat you as something else, but I have your consent." ”

Lin Anan pushed him and said, "Okay, don't stink, hurry up and eat, hurry up and go to bed after eating, what time is it." ”

Xu Shrimp smiled and didn't talk nonsense, took off his coat to eat. Everything he likes to eat, but it was too late, so he had to fill in a few sips and drink two beers, and Lin Anan also accompanied him to drink, and the dinner was finished. Subsequently, Xiao Shrimp went into the bathroom to take a shower, and Lin Anan cleaned up the dining table outside.

Lin Anan quickly cleaned up and said through the bathroom door: "It's all packed, I'm leaving." ”

Xu Shrimp was flushing, and hurriedly said, "What time are you leaving?" Let's go again in the morning. ”

Lin Anan said: "It's okay, it's here in a few minutes." "Go to the door and put on your shoes.

"No way!" Xu Xia hurriedly tore off the big nightgown hanging on the side and poked his head out of the bathroom: "An An, it's two o'clock now, how can you rest assured that you call me alone?" What if something happens? ”

Lin Anan hesitated: "What can happen to me?" ”

"That's not going to work either!" Xu Shrimp put on a big nightgown wet, and came out of the bathroom: "Anyway, I'm not worried, don't go, besides, it's dawn in a few hours, are you really afraid that I will eat you?" ”

Lin Anan stopped his hand on his shoes, and his eyes dodged: "Then, where do I sleep?" ”

That's a problem. Xiao Shrimp's house has only two rooms, one large and one small, the small room is used by him as a study, and there are computer tables and chairs, there is no space, only the bedroom has a bed, and then there is a large sofa in the living room.

Seeing that she promised not to leave, Xu Xia recovered her relaxed mood and came to her: "Originally, you are a lady, I should let you live in the bed." But I'm on a long flight, I'm very tired, and I need to rest, so sleeping on the couch isn't suitable. In this way, in love, you should sleep in bed; Yu Li, I should sleep in the bed, which is not easy to do. So, let's just sleep in the bed together, so it's fair, it's not that we can't sleep anyway. ”

This problem can also make a set of theories, Lin Anan cried and laughed: "You can really do it!" If you want to do bad things, just say it, and it's too insufficient to find such a reason! ”

Xu Shrimp smiled evilly: "What do you mean, as long as the reason is sufficient, you can do bad things?" ”

Lin Anan glared at him: "Go, go!" Think beautifully! Little pervert! He took off the high-heeled shoes he had just put on and slammed them into the ground, as if the name of the expensive high-heeled shoes was a little pervert at the moment.

Xu Shrimp smiled and took the towel around his neck to wipe his hair.

After Lin Anan took off his shoes, he thought of another question, and his eyes flashed: "Then, what am I wearing to sleep?" ”

This is another problem. Lin Anan came unprepared, except for what he was wearing, he didn't bring any clothes, although the two of them were as good as one person, but after all, men and women are different, sleeping in the same bed, it's always bad to show too much, accidentally accidental, get **, roll together, it's not easy to clean up.

Xu Xia looked at her, then at herself and said, "My family has this one pajamas, and they are still issued by the unit." Originally, I don't usually wear pajamas, and I'm not used to it, but if you're not here today, I'll put them on temporarily. Considering that we have swam before, you have seen all the places on my body that should be seen, so if I pay for it, I will not wear it, let you wear it, and I will wear underwear, so you should swim with me again, and this will be over. ”

Xiao Shrimp said a few words, and on the premise of making self-sacrifice, he solved the problem of dressing. Lin Anan rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said angrily: "It's really yours, you did everything possible to get me to bed, and you still talked about crooked reasoning, and you still paid it?" ”

Xu Xianiu coaxed: "What is this? I've written so many things in the agency, which one doesn't say black as white? Describing eating and drinking at public expense as a need for work, going abroad at public expense as investigation and research, collective petitioning as a petition from the people, laid-off and unemployed as invigorating the economy, major accidents as setting up a model, and taking advantage of the country as a service to the people, all these are all out of the question. ”

Lin Anan fainted completely, and finally understood what it means to lift weights lightly, and why our party's cadres can always collapse in front of Taishan without changing their color, it turns out that this is the mystery.

Xu Xia took a moment to say: "Okay, there's no problem, that's it, you go and wash it, don't have any psychological burden, I'll wait for you on the bed." ”

After Secretary Xu, who was good at solving problems, finished speaking, he took off his pajamas and threw them to Lin Anan, and Shi Shiran, who was wearing only a pair of underwear, entered the room.