The son is called Niu Jialiang, and he has been sleeping in the next cabin of the two beds of Niu Decao, the little guy is awakened by urine, usually as long as he gets up to pee, he has to be held by his mother or father, Niu Decao is old and has a son, and he is very fond of this son, so he will agree to any request from his son, even if he is sleepy every night, as long as the son shouts to his parents next door to pee, they will get up and serve without saying a word. Waiting for his son, this has also developed the bad problem of the little one.

Actually, this is not a bad problem, who didn't have such an experience when he was a child, the five ancient warrior old-timers also had it, so seeing the little guy shouting for his parents to help him pee, he couldn't help but laugh, and the appearance of the little guy also evoked Xu Lang's unbearable memory, in principle, he didn't have that kind of memory, because, he was an abandoned person by his parents, not to mention letting his parents pee on him, even if he hadn't seen his parents' face, come to think of it, he was more popular with this little guy, and the little guy was much happier than him.

Seeing Xiaocui beating children, the five old men were very dissatisfied, the five old guys had never had a woman in their lives, and they had no children and grandchildren under their knees, and they were naturally happy to see such a cute little doll.

"Hey, Mrs. Niu, he's still a child, why should you bother with a child, come on, come to grandpa's side." One of the old men hurried over and took pity on his bare fart. The little guy of the stock was held in his arms.

The little guy was held in the arms of the adults, and immediately became happy, spoiled, and after peeing, he was not finished, and he had to play with the adults again.

Niu Decao was very annoyed, although he was his only favorite son, but after all, now was the best time to get rid of Xu Lang, looking at Xu Lang and looking at his son with a smile, he didn't mean to drink medicine, he was very anxious, and hurriedly ran over and snatched his son from the old man's arms, "Liang Liang is good, it's not dawn yet, dad and mom still have things to do, you go to sleep by yourself." ”

"No, no, I don't......" the little creature cried, and slipped off Niu Decao's body, and ran around the hall for a while, making the adults laugh all over the room, which made Niu Decao and Xiao Cui angry.

Xu Lang looked at the little guy with a smile, this little guy is really cute, and said in his heart, how nice it would be if I had such a cute son, thinking of his son, Xu Lang couldn't help but be stunned.

Yes, I've had sex with a lot of women. Experienced, never done Ann. All measures, but why has it not been able to make them pregnant. What about pregnancy? Why can't you be a father?

So far, Xu Lang's post. The palace has successively had Xiao Yuruo, Zhang Chenxi, Huang Ruonan, Chen Xiangyi, Li Wenling, Zhao Wenya, Ma Qilin, Liu Ruyan and Gao Ruyu and other 9 women who look like fairies, but there are only five people who have had a relationship with themselves, Xiao Yuruo, Zhang Chenxi, Zhao Wenya and Ma Qilin. The affairs of the concubines in the palace have a long way to go, and they must be put on the agenda and speed up.

But, even so, every time the xing.love activity lasted at least two times, and each time there were eruptions, why didn't the five women move at all? Isn't it okay for me Xu Lang?

However, when I think of this, my wife Xiao Yuruo is not yet eighteen weeks old. Eh, let her conceive at such a young age. If you're pregnant, isn't it good for her body? It seems that in the future, you still have to take some protective measures and wear a condom. Set or something.

Alas, my wife won't even let me get into the bed, and I'm worried about whether she will get pregnant now. Isn't pregnancy a worry?

Wipe it, it's all dying, what am I thinking about here, Xu Lang sneered.

Throughout the ages, great disasters are coming, and those who are not afraid of danger like Xu Lang may not be able to find a second person, and their lives are trapped, and they are still thinking about whether to wear a condom with a woman.

Seeing that Xu Lang didn't mean to drink the medicine for a long time, Niu Decao hurriedly walked up to Xu Lang and personally picked up the finished medicine, "Brother Xu Lang, look, the medicine is almost cold, you better drink it quickly, heal the injury, and have a big fight with the five seniors to meet the wishes of several seniors." ”

Niu Decao deliberately pulled the five seniors in, he knew that Xu Lang also respected the five seniors, as the so-called heroes cherish heroes, presumably in order to satisfy the heroes, Xu Lang will definitely drink the poison without any doubt.

At this time, the woman named Xiaocui also came over to offer her courtesy, "Yes, Brother Xu Lang, drink quickly, don't waste my sister-in-law's thoughts, drink, drink quickly." ”

Damn, when did you become Lao Tzu's sister-in-law, she called so affectionately, Xu Lang was disgusted for a while.

Xu Lang looked up at the two, the two of them licked their faces like two pugs, their eyes widened, and they wanted to open his mouth and pour the potion into it, but Xu Lang was still silent.

Xu Lang got up, took the bowl of medicine from Niu Decao's hand, and said, "It's okay, that's the case, thank you two." ”

As he spoke, he opened his mouth to drink, at this time, his eyes secretly aimed at the two, only to see Niu Decao and Xiao Cui looking at each other, and the corners of their mouths showed a sinister smile, thinking that Xu Lang was dead, such a move made Xu Lang more sure that the bowl must have been manipulated by Niu Decao and his wife, and he immediately put the bowl of medicine on the table.

Niu Decao, who was secretly proud, didn't expect that it had already been handed to his mouth, and Xu Lang actually put down the medicine again, which made him very annoyed, but because of the presence of the five seniors, he was not easy to attack.

Niu Decao hurriedly asked, "Brother Xu Lang, what's wrong?" Why don't you drink it? ”

"Oh, the potion is still a little hot, I've had a problem since I was a child, and I don't like to drink hot and bitter things the most." Xu Lang replied wittily.

"Hey, it's not hot, I'll take a look." Niu Decao hurriedly picked it up, put it to his mouth and blew it, eager to turn himself into a hair dryer and immediately blow the decoction cold.

At this moment, taking advantage of Niu Decao's defenselessness, Xu Lang suddenly made a move, the side of the bowl of poison happened to be opposite Niu Decao's mouth, Xu Lang's hand suddenly touched, and the poison was poured into Niu Decao's mouth, and this action was only seen by Niu Decao and Xiaocui, the five old guys were playing with the little guys, and they didn't see Xu Lang make a move.

Niu Decao coldly swallowed the poison with the huge poisonous arsenic, and was suddenly startled, and the poison bowl in his hand immediately fell to the ground.

The sound of the bowl falling to the ground alarmed the five ancient warriors, and they immediately ran over.

"Huh? What happened? The crowd hurriedly asked.

"Ah......" Xiao Cui, who knew the truth, screamed when she saw this, there was a huge poison in it, no matter who ate it, they would die immediately, and there was no cure.

With Xiao Cui's scream, the cow spat blood from his mouth and fell down immediately.

The five seniors looked at Niu Decao, then at Xiaocui and Xu Lang, and then at the medicine bowl on the ground, and seemed to understand something.

I only heard Mahan say angrily: "What the hell is going on? ”

"Five seniors, I don't know what's going on, Brother Niu personally sent medicine to me, I thought the medicine was too hot, but the kind-hearted Brother Niu personally blew cold with my mouth for me, and personally tried the temperature, but he died." Xu Lang pretended to be innocent and said.

Xiao Cui, who was crying bitterly, immediately stood up and retorted: "No, it's him, it's Xu Lang who killed my man!" ”

"Hey, hey, sister-in-law of the Niu family, don't you spew blood, obviously you made the medicine yourself, and you brought it over in person, if you want to say that you poison people, you are right." Xu Lang said immediately.

"Ah......" Xiaocui was speechless, "You, you ......" and was speechless angrily.

"Hmph, Mrs. Niu, what else do you have to say? You're going to poison your husband? One of the old men scolded angrily.

"No, no, no, it's not to poison my husband......" Xiaocui was in a hurry, and retreated without thinking, without admitting herself.

Only then did the five seniors understand, "So you want to poison Brother Xu Lang!?" It's really the most poisonous woman's heart! ”

And at this moment, Xiao Cui's eyes fell on the ground, and suddenly, she froze, and couldn't help but scream again: "Ah! ”

Everyone hurriedly lowered their heads, everyone looked stunned, they were only busy with the above things, but they didn't notice that the little guy was lying on the ground and dipped his hand in poison and ate it into his mouth, he was only a three-year-old child, and his resistance was naturally not as good as that of adults, and he foamed at the mouth without licking a few times, and hung up.

Xu Lang shrugged his shoulders and said innocently: "I really don't care about my business, I play soy sauce." ”

"PS: Brothers, I'm still holding a writer's annual meeting in Yangzhou, just finished eating, everyone else went to KTV, or went to Qinhuai River to see beautiful women, and I stupidly looked around for Internet café codewords, and urgently wrote a chapter, if the writing is not good, or if there are many typos, please forgive me, brothers, and point it out, and when I get home the night after tomorrow, I will make revisions. Thanks to my friend "aini198681551" for tipping 5888 chasing. Lang coin, thank you friend "Boca piupiupiu~" for rewarding 588 good flowers for support. The brothers did not disappoint me, the status of the flower list is still coquettish, thank you! Do you dare to make me coquettish? People don't die and their debts don't rot, and when they go back, they will definitely pay off their debts!" 」