Chapter 20: The Farce
Wu Ming woke up and opened his eyes, feeling a little soreness and numbness in his lumbar spine, and couldn't help but sigh faintly, he was getting older and older, he should be looking for a wife, but the world is so big, whose wife is it better to find,
Wife, always someone else's more beautiful,
Tattoos are a tradition in Yakuza, Sakuragi Natsuhara also has a large tattoo on her body, her back is tattooed with a hideous face Amaterasu, looking at the woman lying on her side, showing her back, the cranky Wu Ming showed a smile,
Beautiful young girls in their thirties, even in Muslim countries are rare, not to mention Fusang, a country with open folk customs, such a rare species is like ginseng in the radish field, which can be met but not sought, and belongs to the existence of rare people.
Why can a married woman be as good as jade until now, even if they have no feelings between husband and wife, but in the face of such a peugeot beauty, and she is also the wife of Ming Media, how can a man endure it,
As the legal lord of the territory, Sakuragi Longevity has the legal right to use the territory, why didn't he exercise this power, there is really no reason at all, even if his own banana is soft, there are cucumbers in the refrigerator,
While feeling puzzled, Wu Ming was a little lucky, fortunately Sakuragi Natsuhara did not give up on himself because of an unhappy marriage, electric toys in Dongyang are very rampant, and it is really commendable that she can still leave a layer of film.
Turning a virgin into a sister-in-law with his own hands, such a sense of accomplishment is like capturing a city with his own hands for men, Wu Ming's eyes are a little fluttering, like an artist, obsessively appreciating his masterpiece,
Feeling that there was a burning gaze behind her, Sakuragi Natsuhara quietly opened her eyes, biting the bed sheet with a look of shame, after the lingering love, she didn't know how to face Wu Ming now,
Almost every girl will look forward to the first man in her life, shyly fantasizing about the process of a girl transforming into a woman, Sakuragi Natsuhara also had such a fantasy, the girl's feelings are like a poem, beautiful and romantic,
The first time must be dedicated to the beloved man, in the romantic night, there are lovers hugging each other and falling on the big bed sprinkled with rose petals, making a promise of love, and then it is gentle lingering, like a trickle, moisturizing things silently......
But what about the reality, Sakuragi Natsuhara showed a gritted tooth expression, her early night was like a storm, and she couldn't count what postures she had used, what Guanyin sat on the lotus, the old tree was rooted, and the tiger went down the mountain.
Her knees were about to peel off, it was definitely a heartbroken night, the beautiful fantasies of the first night were all crushed, there was no romance at all, what girl's first night was so crazy, what a damn pig, damn stinky rascal,
The golden Rolex, worth at least 200,000 mosquitoes, is the best choice for the nouveau riche, this is the apology that Wu Ming received, the gift is still a fine tradition in China, Wu Ming sincerely sent a green hat as a gift in return,
Seeing that the time was not early, and it was almost time to get up for lunch, Wu Ming stretched his waist, pushed Sakuragi Natsuhara's back, and shouted: "Woman, haven't you woken up yet, the sun has hit your big ass." ”
"Hmph."
Wu Ming moved behind Sakuragi Natsuhara, wrapped his hands around her waist, and smiled warmly: "What's the matter, I started to get angry early in the morning." ”
"It's all you." Sakuragi Natsuhara turned around while holding the sheets, and pouted with an aggrieved face, "How do you let me go out to meet people." ”
"I'm all old, and my skin is still so thin."
"you."
Wu Ming gently brushed aside the bangs in front of Sakuragi Xia Yuan's forehead, and asked slowly, "Are you willing to go back to Huaxia with me?" ”
"I ......"
"Bang bang bang bang...... A slamming sound interrupted Sakuragi Natsuhara, and an anxious female voice sounded: "Yamagusam......"
I don't do bad things in my life, I don't feel shocked when I knock on the door in the middle of the night, Wu Ming's lack of virtue is really too much, I heard someone slamming the door, and half of my soul flew away, under his influence, Sakuragi Natsuhara also panicked, and there was a sudden burst of chickens and dogs jumping in the room,
"Woman, what to do."
"Stupid...... You get dressed first. ”
"Damn, this little white rabbit panties are yours, have you seen my panties?"
"Baga, don't run around naked, it's a shame."
The two women outside the door were sweating, although they couldn't understand what was said in the room, but they heard the panic in the room, and the two shook their heads helplessly, if someone really came to catch the adulterer, the pair of amateur adulterers inside were definitely dead,
Stupid,
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Sakuragi Natsuhara's usual dress is almost all kimonos, combing in an oriental old-fashioned bun, today she is unusual, wearing a light black trousers and short-sleeved suit, fluffy hair is just a random clip with a hairpin, very capable urban white-collar dress,
I don't know if it's because of wearing high heels or because of something else, she feels a little awkward when she walks, every step seems to be a little cautious, and there are a little bit of extraneous characters, for her abnormality, several of her subordinates didn't ask much, just smiled tacitly,
After the people went to the empty building, Wu Ming slipped out of the door, and then ran out of the attic courtyard and went straight to the cafeteria, with a touch of doubt on his face, listening to Sakuragi Natsuhara say that there was a guest coming, who would it be,
Near the torii, two waves of people with equal numbers are facing each other,
Wu Ming held a small frying pan, ate ramen noodles in a snort, and walked slowly through the layers of human walls to the front, as expected, Amiko Sakuragi made a comeback, at this time, the people led by the two sides were negotiating,
Ueto Xiong had a fox and a fake tiger face, and scolded loudly, and the more he talked, the more he straightened his waist, walked up to a tall man on the other side, and patted his face with his hand......
The tall man snorted coldly and threw a punch cleanly, Ueto Kuo's nose threw out two tubes of nosebleeds, his glasses drew a beautiful parabola and fell to the ground, and his person covered his nose and fell to the ground,
The two sides tore their faces, and the two women led by them raised their hands at the same time, not knowing what they said, but I saw the subordinates behind them throwing away the Oriental knives, steel pipes, axes and other murder weapons in their hands.
Hand-to-hand combat said that it began, seeing that the killing was coming, Wu Ming hurriedly protected his rice bowl and ran to the side under the tree, the two women both had a leg with him, it was not good to help either side, it was better to stand by and watch,
There are many people in the Sakura group who practice kendo karate, and their skills are slightly smarter, and nearly half of the industry of the Kasuga group is involved in the field of fitness, and they have a lot of muscular macho men, and their physical conditions are superior.
The fight seemed to have entered a white heat, and the shouts and killings of both sides were earth-shattering, and the fight was in full swing, but Wu Ming swept around and found that there were not many people who fell to the ground.
Wu Ming saw a thin man climb the scenic tree next to him, a fat man chased him to the bottom of the tree, and two people on the tree and under the tree were scolding and shouting, it is not difficult to imagine what they were scolding, it must be 'you come up if you have the ability, you can come down if you have the ability',
I don't know why, the people on both sides have a tacit understanding and don't be ruthless, so that a fire fight turned into a farce, seeing the torii standing on the side, Wu Ming showed a sudden expression of realization, this is a shrine,
It's no wonder that the previous nine people faced hundreds of people, Sakuragi Natsuhara still looked fearless, the people in the Guanzhong area admired the ancient style, more conservative and superstitious, and they didn't dare to do excessive blasphemy in the shrine.
Just fighting, without killing, is there any point in fighting?
This farce should be over, Wu Ming carried a frying pan and searched around for the women led by the two, and in the vast sea of people, he finally found two women lying on the ground with gray faces, they pulled each other's hair, and kicked their legs and feet twice from time to time......
The best example of a woman fighting,
Whether it is height, weight or strength, Sakuragi Natsuhara is much taller than Sakuragi Amiko, but because the eldest aunt just left, she gave a certain beast a night last night, and she didn't eat breakfast in the morning, Sakuragi Natsuhara's strength was greatly reduced, which will cause the current situation of being evenly matched.
Looking at the two women with blue noses and swollen faces, Wu Ming had a crying and laughing expression, he just wanted to approach the two women, but a fierce man stopped him, and said something in his mouth, Wu Ming directly waved the frying pan......
"Bang." The macho man rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue and fainted to the ground,
Call you a troublesome kid, Wu Ming snorted, and then walked up to the two women, squatted down and looked at them with great interest, just like looking at the two monkeys in the zoo, with a playful expression,
The two women's faces flushed slightly, glared at him at the same time, and said in unison: "What do you see, don't help me quickly." ”
"You know her."
"Wu Mingjun, help me."
Wu Ming coughed lightly twice and persuaded: "Okay, you let go of your hands first, it's really ugly for two women to lie on the ground." ”
The two women showed stubborn expressions, no one dared to let go first, Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders, reached out and pinched their chests respectively, and with a scream, the two women withdrew their hands to protect their chests at the same time,
"Let your men stop first."
They stood up with shameful faces, and at the same time raised their hands and shouted loudly, because the scene was so chaotic that the noisy sound drowned out their shouts, and the men and horses on both sides continued to fight meaninglessly,
Wu Ming took off the Rolex in his hand and shouted loudly: "Whose Rolex has fallen, a few people nearby looked at him, with a blank look, he looked at the two women, and continued: "Which of the two of you translates." ”
Sakuragi Natsuhara, who was suspicious, tried to scream, and several small minions nearby lit up their eyes, and immediately stopped fighting, as if they were infected, and the chaotic scene quickly fell silent,
Damn money fans, the two women at the head looked indignant, and Wu Ming smiled secretly, this trick is really tried, greed is the nature of most people, and there are few people in this world who don't like money,