Chapter 5 Shopping

Shu Xuanzi didn't change his name, he is still called Shu Xuanzi, he also covered his whole body with red mist when he was beaten in the heavenly realm, it is estimated that no one can see his appearance, the current crime is at most that he should not be worth becoming an immortal official, he is not afraid, the eldest husband does not change his name and sits or changes his surname, he naturally doesn't want to mess with a name, Shu Xuanzi is his Taoist number, as for the real name, it is not used as early as when he has achieved cultivation, and there are very few cultivators in the heavenly and immortal realms who use their names, It took two full weeks to finally get a lot familiar with the current society, and since he was going to stay here, Shu Xuanzi also spread the mana of his whole body, like an ordinary person, but he would not become an ordinary person even if he was ordinary, even if he wanted to really become an ordinary person.

"Huh? How do you litter things? After entering the room, Ren Lingxue's face turned green, the sheets in the room were dragged on the ground, the pillows didn't know where to throw them, the snacks, CDs, clothes, socks on the ground, there were even a few noodles on the socks, there was almost everything, and the room was almost no different from the garbage heap, "Hey, why did you throw away the wedding ring?" Feeling something under her feet, Ren Lingxue gently moved her feet away, and there was a ring on the ground, and she asked with some surprise when she picked it up.

"Wedding rings? Whose wedding ring? I don't know which bastard put it on my hand, dodge, don't block the TV", Shu Xuanzi saw Ren Lingxue standing in front of him and waved his hand, only to find that the object in front of him was still covering his body, and he lay on the ground and continued to watch TV.

"You...... You...... You ......", Ren Lingxue, you didn't know what to say for a long time, stomped your foot angrily and turned around with the ring, Shu Xuanzi still shouted in the back to close the door, Ren Lingxue didn't even pay attention, "Sister, that guy is too much, hurry up and blast him out, he has eaten all the things in the refrigerator, and I don't know how many things can be in his stomach, the snacks I bought were originally placed in my house, and I don't know when he took them, it's so shameless!" I went downstairs and saw my sister sitting on the sofa and hurriedly complained, and then handed over the ring in his hand, "Oh, the wedding ring you put on him was also thrown to the ground by him."

"Didn't you say you were going out for a walk today? You told him? Ren Linglong frowned when she heard her sister's words, reached out and took the ring, looked at the ring and shook her head, secretly unhappy in her heart: Fortunately, it is a fake marriage with this guy, if you really marry such a person, what will happen in the future? Ren Lingxue turned around angrily and went upstairs again, and then upstairs heard a burst of shouting, fighting, breaking, screaming, and finally Ren Lingxue came out leisurely.

"Why are all the little girls in the modern city so powerful? Even the immortals dare to fight? Shu Xuanzi depressedly grabbed a few goose feathers on his head, and when he heard that he was going out for a walk, Shu Xuanzi was also a little excited, and hurriedly changed into clean clothes and ran downstairs.

After getting into the car, Shu Xuanzi wanted to drive, but not to mention that he didn't even have a driver's license, he didn't even have an ID card, and there was nothing on his body except for the purple gourd and a ring on his hand, and at this time the gourd didn't know where it went, and he looked at the high-rise buildings outside in the car Shu Xuanzi was surprised for a while, I didn't expect human beings to be able to build buildings so high, the men and women on the street were wearing colorful colors, and the clothes and jewelry were more beautiful than the gods in the heavenly court. And that thigh made Shu Xuanzi grow his mouth, he became enlightened a long, long time ago, I don't know how many thousands of years ago, the women of that era were dressed conservatively, not to mention the thighs, even the calves would not be exposed, after becoming an immortal, he was busy cultivating, stealing wine, stealing treasures, chatting with immortals, sometimes thousands of years have passed in retreat, even if he has seen a few fairies, but those fairies are more conservative than mortals, and some fairies even use magic weapons to cover their appearance.

"Oh my boy, it's really amazing, I would have come here if I knew that the Nether was so interesting, why wait until today?" Shu Xuanzi rolled down the car window, raised his head out and kept looking at the beauties on the street, beautiful legs, and even almost used the eyes of the sky to directly see through the layers of thin clothes on the beauty's body, although Shu Xuanzi is an immortal, but he can be regarded as the most 'free' immortal in the fairy world, after he became an immortal, he practiced other exercises, and his body was not an authentic Taoist immortal method at all, so he was not afraid of destroying the Taoist heart, and finally Shu Xuanzi still resisted the idea of using mana, if he saw it all, wouldn't it be very boring?

"Beauty, you look so beautiful, pretty girl, look here, hey, hey, wow~~~~~, hello", I didn't watch TV for more than two weeks in vain, and I even learned a few words in English, no, I was shouting loudly in English about the beauties walking around the street, it's summer, and the clothes worn by the beauties in the metropolis can be described as exquisite, miniskirts, tulle skirts abound, and the book Xuanzi read is addicted, and he doesn't remember the last time he was so interested in shouting how many thousands of years ago.

"Come in for me", Shu Xuanzi was very happy, and the two beauties in the car were almost depressed to death, and their faces were flushed by Shu Xuanzi's actions and behaviors, and finally Ren Lingxue couldn't bear it anymore and pulled in Shu Xuanzi, who had leaned out of the window with half of his body, "Did I say that you made a mistake?" Are you ashamed to yell at a woman on the street like this? Are you a little bit cultivated? Ren Lingxue yelled angrily at Shu Xuanzi.

"Cultivation? What is self-cultivation? Is it delicious? Obviously, Shu Xuanzi didn't understand these two words at all, he always did whatever he wanted, he didn't have too many scruples at all, even in the thirty-three days of Heavenly Court, he dared to go up and steal wine and drink, he was not afraid of being besieged by hundreds of immortals, would he be afraid of being embarrassed? Looking up and down again, Ren Lingxue frowned and shook her head, Ren Lingxue was immediately turned into a little rabbit and hugged her chest when he saw it like this.

"You...... What do you watch? Pervert", Ren Lingxue really has no way to take this dirt bun, originally Ren Lingxue thought that he was just a local young man from the countryside, and he should be curious and afraid of everything, where did he know that curiosity was curiosity, but when it came to the word fear, Ren Lingxue didn't see it at all, and glared at Shu Xuanzi angrily.

"You are also a beauty, but you are too conservative in dressing, not as good-looking as those women on the street outside", Shu Xuanzi waved his hand after speaking, this sentence made Ren Lingxue's face blue, Ren Lingxue was originally a college student, where would she wear such a naked sense of surname like those young women on the street.

"You bastard! Are you mistaken? Are you blind? Your wife is sitting here, but you keep looking at other women, you man...... I'll kill you", Ren Lingxue roared as she grabbed the bag in her hand and smashed it hard.

"My wife? When did I have a wife? How did I not know? Ay? Don't hit me yet, when did you become my wife? How come I don't remember? Ren Lingxue's attack didn't even tickle Shu Xuanzi, Shu Xuanzi gently pulled the lady's small leather bag and threw it out along the window, causing Ren Lingxue to scream, Ren Linglong also saw it from the rearview mirror and hurriedly stepped on the brakes.

Now not only Ren Lingxue, but even Ren Linglong is worried about this strange man, they have seen a lot of people, but they have never seen such a man with a surname, Ren Lingxue picked up the bag and got into the car, the two sisters stared at Shu Xuanzi together, and the book Xuanzi was also a little inexplicable.

"Why are you all looking at me like that? Hey, you didn't make it clear just now, when did you become my wife? Tell me quickly", Shu Xuanzi asked this question again, Ren Lingxue even trembled her teeth at this time, not excited, but angry, and secretly glad in her heart, fortunately, my sister's temporary husband at this time, if he were my temporary husband, I was afraid that I would not help but kill this bastard.

"It's not me, it's my sister, it's this beauty, it's your wife, understand? If you don't want to, you can go through the divorce procedures now", Ren Lingxue exhaled and explained with a trembling face, but how could it be like gritting her teeth when she said that?

"Divorce procedures? What is it? Why can't I understand so many words", Shu Xuanzi raised his eyebrows with a headache, feeling that he seemed to be out of touch with this modern society, and hurriedly asked again, the two sisters looked at each other for a while and then turned around and stopped paying attention to this soil bun, now even Ren Linglong scolded Shu Xuanzi in her heart, seeing that the two sisters ignored themselves, Shu Xuanzi was not in a hurry, anyway, he had time, and sooner or later he would understand.

After parking the car, Shu Xuanzi got out of the car and stood there constantly swinging his head to look around at the beauty, the greedy and admiring gaze Any woman can feel it from Shu Xuanzi's fiery eyes, and finally the frightened beauties who passed by avoided him, and some people also talked about it, what kind of neurosis, crazy and other words also passed into Shu Xuanzi's ears, Ren Linglong and the two sisters hurriedly walked to the side and pretended not to know this guy.

"Huh? I want to ask, what does neuropathy mean? They don't seem to like me very much, why? The Ren Linglong sisters were just about to leave when they were stopped by Shu Xuanzi, who is now dressed in casual clothes, a T-shirt, a pair of jeans and a pair of slippers, but the hair is ridiculously long, longer than a woman's hair, coiled on the head, and the whole person looks extremely weird.

"Neuropathy, neuropathy is ......", Ren Lingxue originally wanted to tease this dirt bun, but before she finished speaking, Ren Linglong pulled Shu Xuanzi to an image design shop next to her, Ren Lingxue hurriedly followed, and after entering, Shu Xuanzi was still looking around, there are many beauties here, and there is air conditioning here, it is very hot outside, but it is very cool here.

"Two ladies, this gentleman, is there anything that can help you?" As soon as the three of them came in, someone greeted them with a smile and asked, and then looked at Shu Xuanzi's hair and wondered a little, why did a man have such long hair? It's so weird.

"Help me? How can you help me? I don't even know you, huh? Beauty, you look so good, I ...... I'll invite you to dinner", a beautiful woman was just about to go out and was stopped by Shu Xuanzi, Shu Xuanzi's learning ability is fast enough, after watching TV for a few days, I know that I invited a beautiful woman to dinner, and after finishing speaking, I smiled and grinned, although Shu Xuanzi looks very white, and the whole person is relatively handsome, but how does that smile look like a good person, the beauty sneered and muttered a sentence to bypass Shu Xuanzi and left, Ren Linglong next to him hurriedly pulled Shu Xuanzi a hand.

"Do you have any money? You will invite people to dinner", Ren Lingxue also asked with a smile next to her.

"Money? Silver, right", Shu Xuanzi took out his pocket, it was empty, not to mention the money, not even a hair, he pursed his lips depressedly, and wanted to take something from the Sumeru ring, but he looked at the surrounding mortals, if he took out something strange, wouldn't he scare these mortals? So he asked, "Where did you get all your money from?" ”

"My money is naturally my parents' own, I go to school now and I don't have a job, don't look, my money won't be given to you, you can earn money if you want it", although Ren Lingxue has a lot of opinions about Shu Xuanzi, she admires Shu Xuanzi a little, that is, she can say whatever she wants, never hypocritical, in this kind of society, you can no longer see such a straightforward man without pretentiousness.

"Make money? How to earn? What is the fastest way to make money? Shu Xuanzi seemed to be asking others and seemed to be talking to himself, touching his chin with his right hand and rolling his eyes to think about something, he still had too many things he didn't understand about this modern society.

"The fastest way to make money is to rob the bank, hahahaha", at this time, there were three boys who also passed by here, just heard Shu Xuanzi's words, one of them laughed and said, these three people are not good people at first glance, not only wearing earrings on their ears but also wearing iron rings on their noses, and the dragon tattoo on the neck makes people know their profession without guessing, "Hey, you two chicks are really good-looking, but why did you lead a fool out?" Do women like fools nowadays? Hahahaha", the three leftmost people with half-yellow hair also followed, and then the three of them laughed.

"You call me a fool?" Shu Xuanzi stopped thinking and squinted his eyes and asked with an unkind face, he knew what the word fool meant, the two sisters next to him were afraid that he would be impulsive when they saw Shu Xuanzi's appearance, Ren Linglong hurriedly pulled Shu Xuanzi's arm, and whispered, "Let's go somewhere else", Ren Linglong naturally didn't want to cause trouble, Ren Lingxue on the side also pulled Shu Xuanzi, there were three people on the other side, although she didn't like this dirt bun very much, she didn't want to see others beat him.

"What? Not convinced? Uncle scolded you for looking up to you, if you are a fool...... Poof~~~~~~", the man in the black shirt in the middle flew out upside down before he finished speaking, vomiting blood while flying, flying out more than four meters away and hitting seven or eight people, the room was very narrow, the beaten thug fell to the ground and his head was dizzy, and then he saw a large circle of stars flying around his head, "poof~~~~", and spit out a mouthful of blood, mixed with blood and fell out of seven or eight teeth, at this time, the change made the entire hair salon stunned, No one knew what was going on, even the two sisters next to Shu Xuanzi and the other two gangsters on the other side didn't know what was wrong, no one saw Shu Xuanzi make a move, but they all understood that it was Shu Xuanzi who sent that person flying, because the two of them stood close, and the injured person flew out upside down against Shu Xuanzi, and with the simplest physical theorem, they knew that it was Shu Xuanzi's hand.

"Dare to scold me? Today I'm going to make your life worse than dead, huh! Shu Xuanzi snorted coldly, and then a strange smile appeared on his face, and the two thugs in front of Shu Xuanzi seemed to sense the danger and approached, and hurriedly took two steps back and hid to the side.

"Oh my God! How did you hurt someone? Ren Lingxue exclaimed, her eyes were still looking at the man lying on the ground vomiting blood more than four meters away, with an incredible look on her face.

"Don't be afraid, I'll kill this kid right away", Shu Xuanzi said with a smile when he saw Ren Lingxue's eyes with a hint of fear, and was pulled out by Ren Linglong as soon as he finished speaking, "Hey? What are you pulling me out for? I'm going to slaughter that kid", seeing that her sister did it, Ren Lingxue gritted her teeth and grabbed Shu Xuanzi's other arm, and dragged the madman away.

"Hurry up, otherwise the police will be in trouble after a while", Ren Lingxue didn't want this dirt bun to be put in prison just after coming to the city.

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