Chapter 169 [What I Hate the Most] (1 More Flowers)
Xu Lang wondered why there are always some guys who don't have long eyes and like to find fault with themselves, and eat a food stall with his girlfriend. Mom can encounter such a bed bug, he is really speechless.
Xu Lang didn't have to look back at him at all, he knew who this kid was, on the weekend, he broke his fingers in Happy Valley, I didn't expect this kid to dare to find fault, this kind of person just under-beaten, but Xu Lang really didn't want to use violence. The force ruined the beauty of this moment, and he simply didn't want to deal with this kid.
But Luo Yi, this kid, still didn't give up, and actually said to Chen Xiangyi: "Xiangyi, how did you get together with this kid Xu Lang, do you know that this kid is obviously with Li Wenling, he is a flower. Hearty carrot, don't be deceived by him. ”
Luo Yi is Chen Xiangyi's crazy suitor, before school, he called Chen Xiangyi and wanted to ask her to have dinner together, Chen Xiangyi tirelessly refused, but this kid still kept calling, she was really helpless, so she had to lie that a family member wanted to come to see her, but Xu Lang really came.
Chen Xiangyi could see that Xu Lang didn't want to deal with this kid, she understood and hurriedly said: "What are you talking nonsense, Brother Xu Lang and Li Wenling are boyfriend and girlfriend, they are together, what do you care?" Also, my name is Chen Xiangyi, don't call me so disgusting. ”
When Luo Yi heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, Brother Xu Lang? Could it be that Xu Lang is Chen Xiangyi's cousin or something relative? Looking at Xu Lang's age, he is obviously older.
Well, it must be like this, otherwise, how could Chen Xiangyi tolerate her boyfriend being with other girls? Thinking about it, he couldn't help but regret it a little, if he offended Chen Xiangyi's "cousin", wouldn't Chen Xiangyi even more unwilling to accept him?
After thinking about it, Luo Yi quickly turned into a hippie smile and looked at Xu Lang, "Hehe, Brother Xu Lang, the younger brother had a pure misunderstanding with you before, I hope you don't take it to heart." ”
Regarding the sudden change in Luo Yi's attitude, Xu Lang naturally understood, it seems that this kid is quite infatuated with my little Xiangyi, and the image of a rich boy who is usually coaxed by Niu .b suddenly became so low.
"It's easy to say, Xiangyi and I want to eat quietly, understand?" Xu Lang said as he stroked the mutton skewers.
"Okay, okay, boss, since Brother Xu likes to eat mutton skewers, let's have thirty more skewers, count it on me, Xiangyi, what do you like to eat?" Luo Yi looks like a pleasing person.
Chen Xiangyi said angrily: "I don't want to eat anything, let me tell you, don't call me Xiangyi, my name is Chen Xiangyi!" ”
I only heard Xu Lang feign angrily: "Hey, Xiangyi, it's not like words, how can you be so unkind to Luo Gongzi." Didn't you want to eat spicy crayfish just now, why don't you want to eat it? ”
When Xu Lang said this, Chen Xiangyi was obviously stunned, but she quickly understood something, lowered her head and stopped talking.
As soon as he heard Xu Lang's words, he was obviously saying good things to himself, Luo Yi was grateful in his heart, he hurriedly ordered his follower to order spicy crayfish at the restaurant opposite the food stall, the sooner the better, and then took the initiative to settle all the things Xu Lang had eaten just now.
"Master Luo, I really broke the bank, how embarrassing is this." Xu Lang said hypocritically.
"It's okay, it's okay, as long as Brother Xu and Xiangyi are happy, everything I do is worth it." Luo Yi and several of his followers sat on an empty table next to them and watched the two of them eat beautifully.
After a while, the delicious spicy crayfish came up, and Chen Xiangyi only ate one or two, most of which went into Xu Lang's stomach.
After a while, Xu Lang ate eighty skewers of mutton, nearly a pound of spicy crayfish, plus five cups of draft beer, and the people around him were stunned.
Luo Yi's eyes were about to pop out, and he said in his heart: Xiangyi's cousin is really not an ordinary person.
"Brother Xu Lang, look at you, your mouth is full of oil, I'll wipe it for you." Chen Xiangyi said, ignoring everyone's envious eyes, took out her white handkerchief and wiped Xu Lang's mouth personally.
Luo Yi and the others who watched it were stunned, this is too ambiguous, right? However, there is nothing between the cousins, Luo Yi comforted himself.
After eating and drinking, Xu Lang and Chen Xiangyi raised their butts and left, without even looking at Luo Yi.
Anyway, who made us like people, Luo Yi had to endure it in his heart.
However, the next scene made Luo Yi and the others stunned, only to see Chen Xiangyi sweetly holding Xu Lang's arm, and said with a sweet smile: "Brother Xu Lang, it's good to have you with you, hehe." ”
"Really? Since I did so well today, shouldn't you reward me too? Xu Lang said coquettishly.
"Huh? What's the reward? Chen Xiangyi seemed to have guessed something, and hung her head shyly.
"Hehe, what do you say, little baby, do you want to reward or not, otherwise, I won't accompany you in the future." Xu Lang threatened.
Chen Xiangyi seemed to have made a great effort, looked left and right, stood on tiptoe, took a "click", and kissed Xu Lang on the cheek.
In this way, Luo Yi couldn't hold back any longer, he couldn't help but rush to Xu Lang angrily, "You guys, you're messing around. Lun! Can cousins still kiss? ”
"Your dad and your mom are messing around. Lun, I don't know which man's pants. The crotch is not tied properly, it leaks you, get out of the way, don't bother me in the future! Chen Xiangyi finally couldn't help but explode.
Xu Lang next to him was stunned, his sister wiped it, Xiangyi scolded well! Definitely a classic!
Now, Luo Yi seemed to see something, and continued to stop Xu Lang and Chen Xiangyi and said, "Oh, you're not cousins, are you?" You're clearly a couple, aren't you? You, you're all together to play me, aren't you? ”
Xu Lang didn't want to embarrass Luo Yi here, after all, he let this kid pay for the meal, but this kid dared to point his finger at him, it seems that the middle finger of his right hand was broken last time, but it still failed to make him remember it for a long time.
I only heard Xu Lang ask with a gentle smile, "What do I hate the most?" ”
Luo Yi was stunned by Xu Lang's abrupt words, and replied stupidly: "Lao Tzu doesn't care what you hate the most, in short, the woman who dares to touch my Luo Yi just can't!" ”
"It seems that the last time I broke one of your fingers, I didn't teach you a long lesson." Xu Lang said coldly.
As soon as the words fell, Xu Lang suddenly raised his hand, grabbed Luo Yi's left hand, and gently pinched it hard, only to hear a few crisp sounds of "click, click, click", and all the fingers of Luo Yi's entire left hand were pinched off.
"Ah......h
What followed was Luo Yi's howl like killing a pig.
As a result, more and more people gathered around to watch the excitement.
Seeing this, Luo Yi's three or five followers immediately supported Luo Yi and shouted at Xu Lang: "Wang. Bastard, you even dare to fight Luo Dashao, don't kill you! ”
At this time, two boys suddenly came over in the crowd, one was Dong Dacheng and the other was Liu Wei, the two of them were from a dormitory, they came to buy food together, and when they saw someone fighting, they came over, and they saw that it was Xu Lang.
"Xu Lang, it's you, you bull.b god, you haven't come to class for a few days, I really admire you." Dong Dacheng said.
"Xu Lang, if you fight, count me in!" Liu Wei doesn't say a word of nonsense, he has always been a straightforward and down-to-earth person.
"Xu Lang, it turns out that you are fighting Luo Yi, the king. Bastard, it's a little animal. Sheng, relying on Lao Tzu to have two stinky money, he has harmed several girls, and a girl in my wife's dormitory was badly treated by this kid. Fuck it, grass, beat him! Dong Dacheng also followed and said.
"You want to fight in a group, don't you? Do you know who we are? We are all Luo Shao's people, who doesn't know Luo Shao's prestige in this area, even we dare to provoke, we don't want to live, right? One of Luo Yi's little followers said very arrogantly.
"Grass, don't brag.b, okay? Please give the cow back to the cow, for the cow also needs sex. Dong Dacheng said disdainfully.
This sentence immediately caused a round of laughter around her, and Chen Xiangyi had already blushed and lowered her head.
Xu Lang didn't want to make a big deal out of it, so he said with a smile: "Haha, okay, okay, don't worry about them, let's go, take me to your dormitory to visit, I haven't entered the dormitory yet." ”
"Yes, yes." Dong Dacheng was naturally very happy.
However, at this time, it has been grinning. Luo Yi, who was singing, said unrelentingly, "Don't go, do you say you don't care if you don't care?" Brothers, beat me, beat me to death, I will carry someone who is killed, break one of the other party's fingers, and Lao Tzu will have a bounty of 10,000! ”
As soon as the little followers heard this, they immediately came to their senses, they followed Luo Yi's side, wasn't it just to earn two rewards, now that Luo Dashao finally spoke, they rushed forward without saying a word, and took out the short knives or daggers on their waists, and slashed at Xu Lang and the others frantically.
Dong Dacheng and Liu Wei didn't say a word, immediately threw away the lunch box in their hands, rolled up their sleeves and started fighting.
However, Xu Lang didn't want them to get involved, grabbed the shoulders of the two of them, stepped forward quickly, raised his feet, and kicked a few casually at the attendants, only to see their bodies rubbing the ground like basketballs and falling backwards, until they jumped out for a long distance and stopped one by one when they were stuck in the sewer manhole cover, all of them had blue noses and swollen faces, injured arms and broken legs, and were no longer powerless to harass Xu Lang and others.
The people around looked at Xu Lang in a daze, as if they were looking at a monster.