Chapter 382: Teaching People to Pick Up Girls
Chapter 382 teaches people to pick up girls
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After seeing Niu Chen's cramped and shy appearance, Wang Wen covered his eyes with both hands, really blinding his eyes and piercing his retina. I originally thought that Niu Chen just didn't have NV friends now, but I didn't expect the other party to even pursue NV children, it's really the best
You know, Niu Chen's profession is a doctor, and the doctor is always accompanied by countless nurses, fat, thin, tall, thin, all kinds of ranks, all kinds of types, and he has never pursued a nv life? Seeing that he is a person who runs to the third, such a person is definitely an extinct character in the current society, and in this way, he dares to shout in front of so many people to pursue Xia Qing, Wang Wenzhen should have a toast with Niu Chen, in order to admire Niu Chen's courage
It's no wonder that Niu Chen would use a textbook encounter to pursue Xia Qing, and his performance was so clumsy. It's no wonder that Wang Wen ordered him for so long just now, and he didn't improve his understanding at all, and he was still stuck in the narcissistic circle of feeling good about himself. What does it mean to play the piano to a cow? This is called playing the harp to the cow
Perhaps from the moment Niu Chen announced that he was going to pursue Xia Qing in the hospital cafeteria, he was doomed. It's just that I didn't expect his failure to be so easy and so complete.
You haven't eaten pig ròu, haven't you seen a pig run? If you haven't pursued NV people, haven't you seen others pursue NV people? Even if you copy it and pursue a dozen or twenty, you will definitely be able to succeed one by one. However, he had never even seen a pig run, or rather, he was blind. Sora had a pair of eyes, but he didn't see anything. If it weren't for Niu Chen's decision to pursue Xia Qing today, Wang Wen might have thought that he was physically flawed.
No, not perhaps, it must be thought that Niu Chen is physiologically defective
It stands to reason that when a boy is between the ages of ten and twenty, it is the time when his desire is the strongest, and Niu Chen doesn't even have an NV person, so how does he rely on to make his **? Left hand? Or silicone?
Wang Wen seriously suspected that Niu Chen came out of the country of men, and he didn't know what an NV person was
It seems that the plan to harm Xia Qing's life is about to fail, Wang Wen thought in his heart. However, among several departments, only Niu Chen was able to stand up, which made Wang Wen unable to accept the fact that the plan failed. So he secretly prayed in his heart, hoping that Xia Qing would like innocent boys, so that Niu Chen might have a 1 in 10 million chance
"Don't put on a look in front of me that only happens when you are on G," Wang Wen said to Niu Chen, he really had a feeling of hating iron but not steel.
"I, I am, hehe~~" Niu Chen grabbed his hair embarrassedly and smiled after hearing Wang Wen's words, even if he didn't finish speaking, Wang Wen could guess what he wanted to say, it was nothing more than: I am a virgin~
Phew, this year, NV is still worth a little money, and a virgin is worth a fart?
"Okay, okay~" Wang Wen waved his hand impatiently at Niu Chen, after all, he would use Niu Chen to pursue Xia Qing in the future, even if he couldn't pursue it, at least he could annoy Xia Qing. Niu Chen can't do it in terms of chasing people, but in terms of annoyance, Niu Chen is still very talented, which can be seen from Xia Qing's eagerness to leave and avoid Niu Chen just now. Since you can't destroy Xia Qing's life, you can only bother her for a while, at least it's better than no one bothering her. Therefore, when Niu Chen faced failure, Wang Wen also had to encourage Niu Chen, and the other party in the province would retreat now. "Since you're chasing NV for the first time, then the performance just now is okay, at least I talked to each other for a long time, this is a good start"
"I also think so, only by talking, only by communicating, can we get closer to each other, which I understand, so I did everything possible to talk to her," Niu Chen said with a smile.
When Wang Wen saw it, he took a deep breath and forced himself not to scold the words in his heart. The words just now were just to encourage Niu Chen, so he said something nice against his will, but he didn't expect Niu Chen to be angry. If it weren't for the idea of harming Xia Qing, Wang Wen would have drowned the other party with a mouthful of spit. However, there is one thing about Niu Chen, which Wang Wen still appreciates. That is, thick-skinned, the pursuit of NV people must be thick-skinned, obviously, Niu Chen did it, and did it very well, he should thank his mother, it was his mother who made his skin so thick, perhaps, his mother was also worried that Niu Chen would not find an NV person, so he made his skin so thick
Alas, there is only a mother in the world, if Niu Chen can't live in NV, he will be sorry for his mother, and sorry for the cheekiness that her mother gave him
"Your performance is generally not bad, and you basically understand the truth of 'you can't eat with thin skin, but you can eat enough with thick skin'. However, your intentions are so obvious that you can see at a glance what your purpose is. Therefore, in future actions, it is necessary to behave naturally. Just like just now, people don't want to go to the doctor, so don't go, why do you insist on people going? ”
"But my setting is to hurt her and send her to the doctor, to show my gentleness, thoughtfulness, love, and a sense of responsibility as a man." Niu Chen said.
"Just the clumsy performance you just hit someone, let alone her, even if it's a three-year-old child, it will be okay to be hit by you so fakely." Wang Wen said angrily, he was standing outside the ward, he was an outsider, so he saw Niu Chen's performance more clearly. Although the kick he stomped Niu Chen into the ward was very heavy, it was not enough to kick Niu Chen from the mén mouth of the ward to the window, during which there was a distance of six or seven meters, and Niu Chen's action of hitting people looked like a tracking missile, as if he had eyes, and he hit Xia Qing's body. In addition, Niu Chen himself was there to create opportunities, not to really hurt Xia Qing, so he himself had some control over his strength.
"Isn't this to express my sense of responsibility," Niu Chen said.
"I don't object to you wanting to express a sense of responsibility, but you also have a situation, there is no fixed script for pursuing NV people, you have to learn to use it, and you must know how to improvise. Since she doesn't want to go to the hospital with you, and you want to apologize and increase your chances of spending time with her, how can you invite her to dinner in order to apologize, isn't it much better than taking her to the doctor? Wang Wen used his own experience to tell Niu Chen how to do, hoping that the other party could open his mind, so as to go faster and farther on the road of picking up girls
"But when I tried to take her to the doctor, she refused. If I invite her to dinner, will she agree? Besides, didn't you just finish lunch earlier? Niu Chen asked puzzled, pure as a xiǎo student.
"Lunch is over, but won't you invite her to dinner? Don't you know that among the three meals a day, dinner time is the best time to invite NV people? The reason for this is simply natural," Wang said.
"What if she doesn't accept it?" Niu Chen asked again.
"It's even better, because you find an opportunity to dine with her in the cafeteria tomorrow at noon. When the time comes, you don't have to ask anything, just sit next to her, apologize first, and then talk about eating, after these two things are said, your relationship will naturally get closer, and you can talk about some other things, so that it will become natural to sit down and eat together in the future. ”
"yes, why didn't I think of it?" Niu Chen patted his head fiercely with his hand, then looked at Wang Wen with a look of adoration, and said, "Wang Wen, I didn't expect you to be so powerful, no wonder you can chase the most beautiful NV person in the central hospital" Niu Chen said that the central hospital chasing the beautiful NV person refers to Su Han.
"Hmph~" Wang Wen snorted, this is amazing? It's really a big surprise, and there is no knowledge. He also has dozens of coping methods used in different situations and different NV people, and what I am talking about today is just one of the most common and ordinary ones. If it weren't for the fear of the impact in the central hospital, Wang Wen would have gone into battle in person and ruined Xia Qing's life in person.
Although Wang Wen didn't say much to Niu Chen, but when it came to Niu Chen's ears, it became a rich work, which can be seen by looking at Niu Chen's beneficial, Wang Wen continued, "Everyone's method of pursuing NV people is also different, in view of Xia Qing's difficulty in dealing with it, I suggest that you and others also ask about the way to pursue NV people, if you don't know which method is better, then take it out one by one and try it." There are so many ways, there is always a way for you, and there is always a way to impress her to understand? ”
"Understand me, I'll go back to viagra and ask them to see how he deceived Xiǎonv child" Saying that, Niu Chen turned around and prepared to leave, just walked a few steps, stopped again, walked back in front of Wang Wen, looked at Wang Wen with an open face and said: "Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years." Wang Wen, thank you. If there is anything I don't understand in the future, I have to ask you."
"If you really thank me, catch up with her, let the people in other departments know that our cardiac surgeons are awesome, don't embarrass our cardiac surgeons" Wang Wen said to Niu Chen, thinking, if you can't catch up with Xia Qing, I'm sorry for my thoughts on you, is Lao Tzu a person who teaches people to pick up girls casually? If you can't catch up, Lao Tzu will make you a eunuch
"Well, I know, I will definitely work harder" Niu Chen said seriously, and then turned around and walked towards the office, probably going back to carefully study what Wang Wen said. For a low-level person like him, a super-high-level person like Wang Wen, then it is like the Bible, if it is studied thoroughly, it will definitely be able to be used for a lifetime