I pinched my fingers.

I haven't been tired of classmate Shi Xiaoyu for a few days. I wonder if she misses my snacks, or my people, or my kidneys?

"Classmate Shi Xiaoyu, what are you looking for me?"

"Big rascal, are you idle?"

"Idle ......"

"How long can you be idle?"

"One day."

"Come out ......," Shi Xiaoyu said the name of the place.

I thought that Xiaoyu, a foodie, was hooked by gluttonous insects and wanted me to take her to the street to eat.

Unexpectedly, when I went to the agreed place, as soon as I met, Xiaoyu confused me with a word.

"Hooligans, please, how about being my boyfriend for a day?" The little fish has his hands behind his back and grins evilly.

I just noticed that Xiaoyu was dressed very formally today.

7cm black leather high heels, meat silk, dark gray OL mid-skirt, white shirt, the neckline is very open, and a touch of hills under the snow-white neck is particularly dazzling in the sun.

I stared at Xiaoyu for a long time, and finally held back a sentence: "Do you want to get bed?" ”

"Die!" Xiao Yu did that again, and gently kicked my calf with the instep of his foot.

"Say it! Everything has a cause and effect, what are your thoughts? "I asked very formally.

Xiaoyu told me that her parents were going to let her go on a blind date tonight.

!One! Root! Read! The novel xstxt blind date is more terrifying to Xiaoyu than making her hungry for a week. But she has refused at least twenty blind dates, and this time, she can't hide from it.

Xiao Yu had no choice but to lie to her parents that she had a boyfriend, and she would take it home today to show the second elder.

Xiaoyu's social circle is narrow, and almost all of the opposite sex he knows are classmates.

Mom and Dad were very familiar with her classmates, so Xiaoyu had no choice but to attack me.

I replied directly: "No! ”

Xiao Yu was in a hurry, grabbed my arm, and said coquettishly: "Brother Ji, Brother Ji, Brother Ji, Brother Ji...... Please, will you help people once? ”

Xiao Yu said very loudly, and at this time, passers-by began to look at me strangely.

I was afraid of ruining the festival, so I said, "It's okay to help!" But it's a thankless task. At the end of the day, I'll be able to eat a meal at most. Besides, you have to put something in it. So, you're going to have to tell me about the perks. ”

Xiaoyu tilted his head and thought for a while: "A big box of Dove? ”

I turned around and was about to leave.

The little fish clutched my hand.

"You say, what do you want, Dove can't do it, it's a big deal, I'll invite you to eat barbecue."

I blackfaced: "Classmate Shi Xiaoyu, do you also treat me as a foodie?" I don't want food. ”

The little fish blushed.

"Humph! Hooligan nature, this one, depends on your performance, and if you perform well, you will naturally have benefits. ”

I couldn't resist Xiaoyu's stubborn fighting, and promised to be her boyfriend for a day and go home with her to see her parents.

We went to the mall first and bought a few gifts for the second elder.

When I paid, I robbed.

Xiaoyu said that she remembered that she would definitely pay me back another day.

I said no, just honor the elders.

I didn't expect Shi Xiaoyu's family to live on a local university campus.

Her parents are both university professors, her father teaches Chinese, and her mother is physics.

Xiao Yu told me a brief introduction to my parents.

His father was a cheerful and talkative man, and he liked to talk about old poems and stuff. Mom is low-key and doesn't like to speak, but she is observant, what kind of person, what kind of character, you can basically estimate it by looking at it.

I listened, and there was a lot of pressure. said that the two of us would have to go through the door in less than half an hour.

Xiaoyu stretched out his hand to take my arm and said intimately, "It's okay, with me, everything depends on my eyes." ”

Go upstairs, go up the stairs, open the door.

As soon as I stood at the door, I felt the smell of books coming from the room.

Change your shoes.

Two middle-aged people, a man and a woman, walked out of the house.

The man has a kind complexion, wears a pair of glasses, and appears to be very knowledgeable.

The woman's expression is serious, and at first glance she is a standard university teacher.

I said to the two elders: "Uncle Shi is good, Aunt is good." ”

The second elder smiled and turned sideways to let me in the door.

When I entered the room, I found that the most things in the room were books, and the walls and cabinets were full of thick books and materials.

I sat on the sofa, and the two elders sat on both sides of me, serving a fruit plate and making tea.

During this period, the second elder asked me about my family situation, the composition of my parents, my monthly income, and whether I had an RV. I will say what I should say, and I will not hide it, and I will answer them one by one.

The atmosphere is not bad, and the second elder appreciates me very much.

Dinner will start in a while.

The meal is an authentic family dish, and although it is not unusual, it tastes very open.

After the meal.

Xiaoyu and the old lady were cleaning up in the kitchen, and Uncle Shi called me into the study alone.

There was a big tea case in the study, and he asked me what kind of tea I liked.

I'll take it easy.

He soaked a pot of Tieguanyin.

After a cup of tea, Uncle Shi smiled at me and said, "Young man, it's good! Uncle now wants to know, how far have you and Xiaoyu reached now? ”

Is this a temptation to me?

I didn't move: "Pull hands." ”

Uncle Shi hehe.

"Young man, women don't stay, you young people, you should have more contacts. Sometimes, when the opportunity comes, you can make a move, and your uncle will support you when the time comes. ”

I thought to myself, "Oh cake seller! Is this the little fish father? Naked hints. ”

Soon, the strange uncle's voice changed and he told him what he really thought.

Uncle Strange's plan was for me to marry Xiaoyu, and then he would find a way to transfer me to a large public hospital in the city.

As for the house, Uncle Wei said that he and his aunt had a mortgage a few years ago, and as soon as we got married, Xiaoyu and I could move in immediately.

The chatter has reached this point, and here comes the point.

Uncle Blame said that he gave so much just to hope that his grandson, or granddaughter, would be surnamed Shi......

I was speechless.

This question, I don't think I'll say yes or no. Just the old lady in the family, my grandfather in his nineties, knows the truth, he doesn't beat me to death, he has to draw circles at home and curse me to death.

I smiled: "I am a human being, I have hands and feet, I can walk, my way, I walk by myself, thank you uncle." ”

Uncle Strange was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his hand again and said, "Drink tea, drink tea...... This is not in a hurry, think about it slowly, take your time".

I didn't touch the tea again.

When it was over, Xiaoyu sent me downstairs.

I told her at the door of the building, "Your parents don't regret having a girl like you." ”

Xiaoyu nodded aggrievedly: "Hmm! ”

I sympathized: "Have they always wanted to find a son-in-law who is inverted?" ”

Small fish and um.

I said, "Next time you can find someone else for this kind of thing, don't come to me again." ”

Xiaoyu was about to cry aggrievedly: "Brother Ji, really, it's really not what you think." That's how they are, a teacher's face, I ...... I've wanted to run away from home more than once. ”

"Then run away." I'm cold.

Xiao Yu gritted his teeth and said, "I'm already planning, just quickly, quickly achieve the goal." ”

I didn't say anything more, and turned to leave.

The little fish suddenly stepped forward, threw herself into my arms, reached out to hold my face with both hands, and landed her pair of fiery lips on mine.

I didn't move, and let her clumsily stick her tongue into my mouth, letting the tip of her pink tongue bump and suck in my mouth......

Three minutes later.

The little fish let out a long sigh of relief and let go of his arms that clenched my arms.

I turned around with a cold expression.

Xiao Yu suddenly shouted: "Ji Boda! I'm wrong, I'm wrong......"

I'm going to push the door.

I suddenly heard a cry in my ears: "Brother Ji...... This...... This was my first kiss. ”

I turned around and saw Xiaoyu standing there with tears streaming down her face, her eyes full of self-reproach and despair.

I stepped forward and reached for a tissue to help her wipe away her tears.

"Don't cry, okay?"

"Hmm." Xiaoyu nodded, but the tears still fell.

I dropped the low scarf, held the little fish face, and gave her a long, wet kiss from a skilled and sophisticated person.

Five minutes later.

The little fish gasped for breath and parted with me.

"Brother Ji, where do you live? In a few days, I'm going to run away from home and live with you. Xiao Yu gasped.

I smiled, "Well, I'll talk about it later." ”

Turning around and opening the door, I only left Xiaoyu with a long back.

I left Xiaoyu's house, thinking that I couldn't blame Xiaoyu for this.

His parents were typical representatives of the kind of Chinese intellectuals who were conservative in their thinking.

In other words, it is a very popular brick home at the moment.

That's right, I ran into the brick house today.

The brick house is stinky and hard, no wonder Xiaoyu doesn't want to continue living with them.

But then you ran away from home and moved to me......

I figured it out, I had already made an appointment with a queen, and I added a small fish, so who else would be next......

Oh no, I suddenly had a terrible premonition in my heart.

What are you afraid of!

At this moment, my phone rang.

At first glance, it was Ren Ling.

Put through.

Without waiting for me to speak, Ren Ling put aside and said, "Brother, the school has two months to go for the summer vacation, and I greeted my parents in advance and said that I want to use the vacation to experience society and work and study." Well, I don't want to live at home, so I'm going to move out. ”、

"Where are you moving?" I asked with a shaky voice.

"Of course I moved to you, I discussed it with my parents, and they said to think about it and see the results then."

I almost fainted.

"Girl, are you thinking about it? Have you discussed it with your parents? ”

Ren Ling grinned: "Don't worry! Mom and Dad called and said that they would let Zhang Mi contact you in a few days, hey, you have to behave well. ”

I was speechless, thinking in my heart, one, two, three......

Oh my!

You thundered me and chopped me to death.