Chapter 115: Pee Your Pants

Zhang Yazhi secretly exhaled and said: "I was expelled from the school, Principal Jiang's lover took my place, and there are no spare vacant positions in the school, so ...... You know! ”

In an instant, an unprecedented murderous aura burst out, and Meng Fan suddenly looked up into the distance.

"When?" Suppressing his anger, Meng Fan's pupils constricted and asked.

"That's it...... In the past two days, I saw that you were busy, and I didn't inform you. ”

Zhang Yazhi pretended that there was nothing serious, gently pulled Meng Fan's arm and said, "Okay, it's a big deal that I'm not here, let's go." ”

"Do you think I'm leaving?"

Meng Fan slowly held her hand, and said with tenderness and warmth in his eyes: "Go back to your office and wait, I'll let you watch a good show today." ”

"Hey, what do you want to do?" Zhang Yazhi was anxious all of a sudden.

She was originally cowardly by nature, how could she withstand Meng Fan's fright, and she panicked. But if you want to stop Meng Fan, it's too late; Seeing the bastard walk into the school building, I could only silently pray in my heart not to make things too big.

The time was very fast, and not long after Meng Fan went upstairs, the class bell rang.

When Meng Fan walked into the classroom, everyone gave him a thumbs up. The meaning is obvious, but it is clearly saying that Mr. Zhang's affairs depend on you.

Suddenly, Meng Fan's eyes darkened, and he looked at Zheng Jiayi viciously who had leaked information and tricked himself. However, the people looked innocent and looked like they were all right, and they were playing with their classmates.

Gradually, the classroom fell silent.

A short time later, a woman walked in in a sexy professional suit, her legs were wrapped in hazy flesh-colored stockings, she was tall, and she looked like a first-class beauty.

However, as soon as she opened her mouth, she revealed her identity, and the woman who thought she was very beautiful looked at everyone and smiled, and said condescendingly: "Students, I am your new teacher. From today onwards, I will be in charge of your professional course, TCM Pathology. ”

Suddenly, Meng Fan looked up suddenly.

Because this course has always been taught by Zhang Yazhi, and in this woman in front of her, it is obvious that she is the concubine of Jiang Huaiqing, the president of Longjiang University.

"Let me introduce myself first, my name is Xu Ying, you can call me Teacher Xu."

Xu Ying didn't seem to notice the students' hostility towards her at all, and still said with a smile on her face: "Okay, let's start lecturing." ”

"Teacher, we can call you Xu. Son? ”

“……”

"it!"

When Xu Ying just turned around to wipe the blackboard, I don't know who said a word from below, and everyone burst into laughter in an instant.

Xu Ying was stunned for a moment, but she still didn't turn around, continued to wipe the blackboard awkwardly, and said, "Classmates, I don't know what you heard from the outside, but I hope you will learn to respect." ”

"Teacher, I don't know if you've ever heard of a sentence?"

At this time, Meng Fan's faint voice came: "Let Tao Li become a stilt without saying anything." ”

"What do you mean?" Xu Ying slowly turned her face around, landed on Meng Fan, looked at it twice and asked.

"The meaning is simple, some things are not spoken, but made."

Meng Fan also stood up slowly, supported the table with both hands and said: "As a teacher, I sit on something that is not as good as a pig and a dog, but I still keep saying that my students respect it. Don't you think it's insulting to respect these two words? ”

"This classmate, do I have a grudge against you?"

Even if a person with a good temper is, I am afraid that he will not be able to stand Meng Fan's tone at this time, and Xu Ying is not a good-tempered person at first glance.

"Not before, but now there is."

Meng Fan raised his finger and pointed to the podium with a smile, and said, "Because, that position, this course, used to be taught by my woman, and now you have robbed her of her job, do you say there is a grudge?" ”

“……”

"! What's the situation? ”

"Your woman? Damn, Boss Meng is really still so violent, he hasn't come back for so long, and he broke out such a big news for me as soon as he came up. ”

In an instant, everyone turned their eyes to Meng Fan, their eyes full of surprise and surprise.

The most intense reaction was Zheng Jiayi, who turned around and looked at Meng Fan in disbelief, a little stunned for a while.

"Your woman?"

Xu Ying was still an adult after all, and she was relatively calm, so she just frowned slightly and asked, "I...... I don't see what you mean? I'm just a lecturer, does it have anything to do with what you're talking about? The school arranged for me to come to class, this classmate, you are talking too much, right? ”

"Okay, since you still haven't admitted it, let's talk about Chinese medicine."

Meng Fan was not in a hurry, he picked up the textbook on the table with a smile, tapped it twice and said, "Come, Teacher Xu, you said that you want to give us a lecture, let's talk about it and see if you have the qualifications to teach us." ”

"I'll wipe it, there's a good show to watch now."

"Boss Meng is really still so chic."

There was a commotion in the crowd again, they all knew that Meng Fan was very perverted, and now if Xu Ying PK with him, there would be only one end in ten **, that is, he would die a miserable death.

"Classmate, I'll say it one last time, sit down honestly!"

Until this moment, Xu Ying finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Her original plan to make a good impression on everyone had to be ruined, and with a purple black face, she said, "Don't think that if I give you a good face, you can do whatever you want." ”

"To assess whether you have teaching standards, not only do you serve the principal's work in bed, but also pass the level of our students." Meng Fan also looked at her with war.

"I'll go, Boss Meng is so straightforward."

", it's really getting more and more exciting, no, I worship Boss Meng."

A group of classmates lying on the table began to discuss, especially some boys, who were even more arrogant, and the eyes that looked at Meng Fan were clearly about to give birth to him.

Syllable!

Xu Ying was also angry, raised the textbook in his hand and slammed it on the table, glared at Meng Fan angrily and said, "What qualifications do you have to talk to me here?" Get out! ”

"Do you dare to tell me about Chinese medicine? Do you know what TCM is all about? ”

Meng Fan also pinched the textbook with one hand and approached Xu Ying step by step, staring at her face tightly and said, "Clinical Chinese medicine and Chinese medicine pathology, these two are the most critical courses in Chinese medicine. You don't have any clinical experience at all, and you don't even meet the standards of Chinese medicine, so you dare to say that you teach by yourself. ”

"Fart, how do you know I'm not capable of teaching?"

Although Xu Ying thought that someone would definitely find trouble today, she still didn't expect to meet such an arrogant person.

"Is there one? Hehe, then let's compare and compare. ”

Meng Fan raised the textbook in his hand with one hand, and said with the other: "This book has written about the carbon maggot virus, you should be familiar with it, right?" Then could you please tell us what a carbon maggot virus is? What is a carbuncle again? How is it treated? What treatments are included in TCM? Why is the most famous acupuncture so popular? ”

After the words, Xu Ying was extremely embarrassed in an instant, her eyes were a little flustered, and she said in an uncertain tone: "You...... I didn't prepare for any of the things you said, how could I possibly know? ”

"Hehe, preparing for class?"

Meng Fan frowned suddenly, looked at her with a joke in his eyes and said, "Teacher Xu, is there a student you teach like this?" What do you need to prepare to know? Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to clinical experience, and there are countless accidents with any cold and fever, so how do you teach it to your classmates? ”

"I'll tell you about this sooner or later, what's the hurry?" Xu Ying became a little more like a clown.

Meng Fan smiled coldly, slammed the textbook on the table, and said, "I'll talk about it sooner or later." I'm telling you, it's something we learned on our first day of college, and you still don't. Well, I'll tell you the answers to those questions. ”

As he spoke, Meng Fan glanced at everyone present, then walked back and forth with a sneer, and said, "There are a total of seventy-eight kinds of the most famous therapies in Chinese medicine, and acupuncture is divided into acupuncture and moxibustion. ”

"The reason why they are so famous is because acupuncture has a huge effect on health preservation, plus in this society, Chinese medicine is unpopular, and Western medicine is popular. Western medicine is generally chosen for treatment, and only health care will take Chinese medicine into account, so the result is that Chinese medicine is biased towards the bottom. ”

"Alright."

Xu Ying, who couldn't stand this humiliation anymore, slapped the table suddenly, glared at Meng Fan angrily, and said with a pant in her nostrils: "If you have these abilities, you can tell me what is wrong with me?" I'd like to see if you're as good as the legend says. ”

Obviously, it seems that she has heard the word Meng Fan.

However, classmate Meng Fan walked over modestly, glanced at her with a sneer, and said, "The biggest problem is not anything else, but that your heart is broken." ”

"You ......" Xu Ying now wants to kill Meng Fan.

"Don't worry, I'll show you."

It was rare for Meng Fan to be so enthusiastic and grabbed Xu Ying's wrist, like a magic trick, like a acrobatic trick, the technique was fast, and only two slight sounds were heard, and Meng Fan turned around and left directly.

However, the next scene may be a scene that Longjiang University has not seen in decades.

Whoa!

I saw that there was a stream of water slowly flowing between Xu Ying's legs, and in an instant, two classmates suddenly widened their eyes and blurted out: "!" ”

"Damn, Mr. Xu is urinating."

"I wipe, the urine is still so strong, the horsepower is quite big."

Looking at this group of boys who were losing more than one another, Meng Fan couldn't cry or laugh, stopped talking nonsense, completed his masterpiece, and turned around and returned to his position.

However, Xu Ying went crazy.

Urinary incontinence, and in front of the whole class, in a brief moment of sluggishness and consternation, then let out a terrible scream, shouting like crazy and rushing outside: "Ah...... Security, security ......"

Without thinking about it, Xu Ying ran out of the classroom directly with her head covered.

In the process of running, the warm water was still flowing uncontrollably from the lower body, which was simply ugly, and he urinated on a whole corridor.

"Boss Meng, you're so fierce."

", Boss Meng, I've decided, I'll be mixed up with you in this life."

"Don't stop any of you, Boss Meng is mine alone."

"Meng Fan, you make it clear for me."

At this moment, Zheng Jiayi's cold voice suddenly came, and she said inwardly: "You said that Teacher Zhang is your woman, what's the matter?" ”

In an instant, Meng Fan suddenly snorted, completely stupid.

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